Kids vs Teachers. . KIDS VS. TEACHER... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Ame kids vs teachers

Kids vs Teachers

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that' s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell t
I Love this kid)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking a bout?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it' s H to Ch
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing
we have today that we didn' t have ten years
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
GLEN: Well, I' m a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
MILLIE: I is..
I' y' : All right... ‘I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father' s cherry tree, but also
admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn' t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in
his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don' t have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My
Dog' is exactly the same as your brother' s. Did
you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It' s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, how do you calla person
who keeps on talking when people are no Oonga
HAROLD: Attached
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User avatar #4 - koobzacc (11/06/2012) [-]
What kind of teacher asks that last question?
User avatar #10 to #4 - dawdawdwa ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
one that resides in a 50 year old joke...
User avatar #7 to #4 - SirSheepy (11/06/2012) [-]
a fake one
User avatar #5 - aldheim (11/06/2012) [-]
"How do you call"
How the hell is this man a teacher?
#24 - treborsivad (11/06/2012) [-]
Teacher: So whale can't swallow anything big, and they don't eat people.
Little Girl: A whale ate Jonah.
Teacher: That's physically impossible, and that's just a fairytale.
Little Girl: No it's nit, when I go to Heaven, I'll ask him.
Teacher: And what if Jonah went to Hell?
Little Girl: Then you ask him.
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User avatar #15 - guiguito (11/06/2012) [-]
the last one was a pretty bad burn
#26 - unignorablegirth (11/06/2012) [-]
Classes face when Maria
#34 to #26 - holeymoley (11/06/2012) [-]
Do you even press the A button to jump faggot?
#1 - morningpanda (11/05/2012) [-]
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#28 - dragginbref (11/06/2012) [-]
mfw I wish I had thought of puns like that as a child
mfw I wish I had thought of puns like that as a child
#17 - roarflmao (11/06/2012) [-]
Hehe.. Had a teacher say "write using your own words" well i was bored as **** and deceided to write the entire thing in abreviations and leetspeak + internet slang, teacher was a fumbduck and gave me a B (well a VG in sweden which is basically the same thing)
#20 to #17 - azsx ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
heja knugen
#21 to #20 - roarflmao (11/06/2012) [-]
eller hur, vi ska ju göra som det SMRTA partiet SD vill o göra kungen till ledare över hela nation.. Demokrati är ju så jävla överskattat
#22 to #21 - azsx ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
whoa nu tar vi det lungt va, sa bara att kungen is a pretty cool guy
#23 to #22 - roarflmao (11/06/2012) [-]
vet, kunde bara inte komma på nåt o skriva.. kändes nästan som jag var tvungen o bekräfta att jag var svensk XD
#16 - antowon (11/06/2012) [-]
my reaction to all of these
#8 - sausageparty (11/06/2012) [-]
My thoughts when Donald..
User avatar #2 - captainofmorgan (11/05/2012) [-]
I still say prayers before i eat...sorry mum.
#13 - anon (11/06/2012) [-]
#9 - anon (11/06/2012) [-]
reading first one as "Maria, go to the map and find North" thinking to myself "what the **** , are you suppose to find the compass rose on the map, what the hell does it mean find North" then I read the whole ******* sentence...god dammit brain, read first then think!
#19 - kusalranawaka (11/06/2012) [-]
'Murican education system in a nutshell...
'Murican education system in a nutshell...
#36 - anon (11/06/2012) [-]
these jokes suck im losing faith in fj the whole front page is unfunny repost
#30 - marcothespud (11/06/2012) [-]
Also good content.
#38 - lolpictures (02/28/2013) [-]
This may be months old, but still is my favorite OC . Good job op.
User avatar #35 - kathuzada (11/06/2012) [-]
Harold wasn't listening and answered a wrong question
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