Kids vs Teachers. . KIDS VS. TEACHER... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Ame kids vs teachers
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Kids vs Teachers

KIDS VS. TEACHER...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that' s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell t
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
for water?
DONALD: .
TEACHER: What are you talking a bout?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it' s H to Ch
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing
we have today that we didn' t have ten years
ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
dirty?
GLEN: Well, I' m a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
MILLIE: I is..
I' y' : All right... ‘I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father' s cherry tree, but also
admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn' t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in
his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don' t have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My
Dog' is exactly the same as your brother' s. Did
you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It' s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, how do you calla person
who keeps on talking when people are no Oonga
interested?
HAROLD: Attached
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