Kids vs Teachers. . KIDS VS. TEACHER... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Ame
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that' s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell t
I Love this kid)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking a bout?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it' s H to Ch
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing
we have today that we didn' t have ten years
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
GLEN: Well, I' m a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
MILLIE: I is..
I' y' : All right... ‘I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father' s cherry tree, but also
admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn' t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in
his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don' t have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My
Dog' is exactly the same as your brother' s. Did
you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It' s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, how do you calla person
who keeps on talking when people are no Oonga
HAROLD: Attached
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User avatar #4 - koobzacc (11/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What kind of teacher asks that last question?
User avatar #7 to #4 - SirSheepy (11/06/2012) [-]
a fake one
User avatar #5 - aldheim (11/06/2012) [-]
"How do you call"
How the hell is this man a teacher?
#24 - treborsivad (11/06/2012) [-]
Teacher: So whale can't swallow anything big, and they don't eat people.
Little Girl: A whale ate Jonah.
Teacher: That's physically impossible, and that's just a fairytale.
Little Girl: No it's nit, when I go to Heaven, I'll ask him.
Teacher: And what if Jonah went to Hell?
Little Girl: Then you ask him.
#1 - morningpanda (11/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 - guiguito ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
the last one was a pretty bad burn
#26 - unignorablegirth (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Classes face when Maria
#16 - antowon (11/06/2012) [-]
my reaction to all of these
#28 - dragginbref (11/06/2012) [-]
mfw I wish I had thought of puns like that as a child
mfw I wish I had thought of puns like that as a child
#17 - roarflmao ONLINE (11/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Hehe.. Had a teacher say "write using your own words" well i was bored as fuck and deceided to write the entire thing in abreviations and leetspeak + internet slang, teacher was a fumbduck and gave me a B (well a VG in sweden which is basically the same thing)
#22 to #21 - azsx (11/06/2012) [-]
whoa nu tar vi det lungt va, sa bara att kungen is a pretty cool guy
#8 - sausageparty (11/06/2012) [-]
My thoughts when Donald..
#13 - devout feminist (11/06/2012) [-]
#9 - devout feminist (11/06/2012) [-]
reading first one as "Maria, go to the map and find North" thinking to myself "what the fuck, are you suppose to find the compass rose on the map, what the hell does it mean find North" then I read the whole fucking sentence...god dammit brain, read first then think!
User avatar #2 - captainofmorgan (11/05/2012) [-]
I still say prayers before i eat...sorry mum.
User avatar #35 - kathuzada (11/06/2012) [-]
Harold wasn't listening and answered a wrong question
User avatar #33 - foreveryuno (11/06/2012) [-]
Rashepct to that kiddz
#32 - zzonked (11/06/2012) [-]
What are you talking a bout Donald?

#30 - marcothespud ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
Also good content.
User avatar #27 - ihasapie (11/06/2012) [-]
Old post.
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