Kids vs Teachers. . KIDS VS. TEACHER... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Ame kids vs teachers
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KIDS VS. TEACHER...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that' s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell t
I Love this kid)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
for water?
DONALD: .
TEACHER: What are you talking a bout?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it' s H to Ch
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing
we have today that we didn' t have ten years
ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
dirty?
GLEN: Well, I' m a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
MILLIE: I is..
I' y' : All right... ‘I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father' s cherry tree, but also
admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn' t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in
his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don' t have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My
Dog' is exactly the same as your brother' s. Did
you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It' s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, how do you calla person
who keeps on talking when people are no Oonga
interested?
HAROLD: Attached
...
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User avatar #4 - koobzacc (11/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What kind of teacher asks that last question?
User avatar #7 to #4 - SirSheepy ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
a fake one
User avatar #5 - aldheim (11/06/2012) [-]
"How do you call"
How the hell is this man a teacher?
#24 - treborsivad (11/06/2012) [-]
Teacher: So whale can't swallow anything big, and they don't eat people.
Little Girl: A whale ate Jonah.
Teacher: That's physically impossible, and that's just a fairytale.
Little Girl: No it's nit, when I go to Heaven, I'll ask him.
Teacher: And what if Jonah went to Hell?
Little Girl: Then you ask him.
#1 - morningpanda (11/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 - guiguito ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
the last one was a pretty bad burn
#26 - unignorablegirth (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Classes face when Maria
#16 - antowon (11/06/2012) [-]
my reaction to all of these
#28 - dragginbref ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
mfw I wish I had thought of puns like that as a child
mfw I wish I had thought of puns like that as a child
#17 - roarflmao (11/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Hehe.. Had a teacher say "write using your own words" well i was bored as **** and deceided to write the entire thing in abreviations and leetspeak + internet slang, teacher was a fumbduck and gave me a B (well a VG in sweden which is basically the same thing)
#22 to #21 - azsx (11/06/2012) [-]
whoa nu tar vi det lungt va, sa bara att kungen is a pretty cool guy
#8 - sausageparty (11/06/2012) [-]
My thoughts when Donald..
User avatar #2 - captainofmorgan (11/05/2012) [-]
I still say prayers before i eat...sorry mum.
#38 - lolpictures (02/28/2013) [-]
This may be months old, but still is my favorite OC . Good job op.
#36 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
these jokes suck im losing faith in fj the whole front page is unfunny repost
#30 - marcothespud (11/06/2012) [-]
tfw
Also good content.
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User avatar #27 - ihasapie (11/06/2012) [-]
Old post.
#13 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
#9 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
reading first one as "Maria, go to the map and find North" thinking to myself "what the **** , are you suppose to find the compass rose on the map, what the hell does it mean find North" then I read the whole ******* sentence...god dammit brain, read first then think!
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