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#11 - pulpunderground

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(11/06/2012)[-]

marinade nutella in nutella, add nutella to your liking and serve with nutella.

#72 - waaw

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(11/06/2012)[-]

Nutella isn't as good as plain chocolate.

#75 to #72 - employedblackman

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(11/06/2012)[-]

What the **** did you just ******* say about my nootla, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

#128 to #75 - Jameshaich

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(11/06/2012)[-]

HAHAHA
It's not like this is one of the most overused copy-pastas in the history of ******* funnyjunk.
I mean, you guys sure now how to put a stop to this.
You do know there is more than one copy pasta right?

#134 to #128 - musichead

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(11/06/2012)[-]

Come at me you plebian. I am the ******* pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree’s by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

#142 to #134 - Jameshaich

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(11/06/2012)[-]

Hey Hulahoobs,

My name is Ross, and I have something for every single one of you. All of you are foolish, unrealistic, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid porn pictures. You are missing the finer side of life here. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any fossils? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than collecting Giraffe bones and calling them fossils.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was top scorer in the history test and was awarded for my work in paleantology. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot best friend (She just blew me; **** was SO JURASSIC). I even have a lesbian wife (U MAD?). You are all idiots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my best friend

#127 to #75 - spaceturtlecadet

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(11/06/2012)[-]