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#202 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
May as well.
User avatar #190 - severepwner ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
God doesn't hate fags. He hates homosexuality. He loves everyone. People who do worship him, and those who don't. Straight and gay. Caucasian, Hispanic, Asian, and African. Just because he disagrees with someone's practices, does not mean he hates them. It's not just the west boro that need to understand that. But anyone who thinks he's a funnel of hatred as well.
User avatar #200 to #190 - machinaeprime (11/06/2012) [-]
Hate is a harsh word, and is never used in the bible.
If anything it makes him sad when people sin, but he doesn't hate him.
#189 - mogwaves (11/06/2012) [-]
**mogwaves rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Oh No, It Spilled!! Wait A Minute . . . ** what god hates
User avatar #181 - mattmenzo ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
Fag = cigarette... ****** = bunch of sticks
User avatar #188 to #181 - TarnRazor (11/06/2012) [-]
The word fag is derived from ****** . Both words actually mean a burning stick. This term was then used for homosexuals since they were executed by being lit on fire in public, tied to a wooden pole. One thing led to another and now they're fags/ ******* .
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#168 - rachaelharris (11/06/2012) [-]
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#212 to #168 - skuser (11/06/2012) [-]
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#166 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
funny but in my opinion the last 2 panels were maybe unnecessary
#159 - risssss (11/06/2012) [-]
I just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do, Fox92dotcom
User avatar #162 to #159 - captainofmorgan (11/06/2012) [-]
risssss....NO ONE CARES
#157 - frysfrys (11/05/2012) [-]
So even though "All Men were Created EQUAL" gay marriage has YET to be accepted in all 50 states.. Like, this isn't ******* rocket science..

pic related..
User avatar #184 to #157 - awesomenessdefined (11/06/2012) [-]
Created Equal. But after that you take sins into account.
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#195 to #184 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #198 to #195 - awesomenessdefined (11/06/2012) [-]
I don't know much about Christianity, but I'm pretty sure the mixed fabrics was for priests. Or some kind of metaphor for not doing two things with colliding interests or something. And the work on Sunday thing I never heard about. Plus I mean there are degrees of sin.
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#204 to #198 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - awesomenessdefined (11/06/2012) [-]
Then I guess being gay is an abomination for priests. For the record, I'm a muslim, I'm going off of what people on the internet say.
User avatar #164 to #157 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
All men may have been created equal, but that's just it. They were CREATED equal. That means every baby is born innocent and void of sin. It's when they grow up, and hit puberty that their sins are written and accounted for. Being gay is a sin. Simple as that.
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User avatar #172 to #164 - korlosh ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
But every sin is equal in the eyes of god, and you're not supposed to judge others..SO YOURE JUST AS BAD AS THEM. Except you have a choice in it in and they don't, so you're worse.
User avatar #177 to #172 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Saying being gay by anything other than choice is retarded. Every sin has different weight in the eyes of God. God will not punish a man who told a lie with the same severity as a man who killed 150 infants. Just saying that is foolish.
When God says don't judge, you understand it as, we as humans cannot set standards and regulate the community to uphold those standards. I understand it as, I cannot tell someone that they are going to Heaven or Hell. That is up to God. All I can say is tell them that what they are doing is wrong and will affect them negatively.

You need to realize that everything is in black and white, and must be read in context. If I say I love kids, you would think I were a nice, neighborly man. If you say I love 9 year olds specifically, I would be deemed sick, even though 9 years falls within that category.

Keep everything in context when arguing them
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#183 to #177 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #186 to #183 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
If you really think being gay is a choice, that is up to you. I will not force anything upon you.
I will however remain firm in my belief that having two penises touch is not meant to be.
If God had intended some men to be gay by design, would he not have given them some way to reproduce with each other? I've never heard of a case of children being born of anal sex, only STD's and AIDS.
User avatar #232 to #186 - korlosh ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
What about the gay goats, DO THEY HAVE A CHOICE.
User avatar #233 to #232 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
I love gay goats. Those ******* saved my gay parrot
User avatar #234 to #233 - korlosh ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
>Opinions get ridiculed online
>Pretends it was trolling the entire time
User avatar #235 to #234 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Today, I'm going to "express my opinion" on how the holocaust was faked
User avatar #196 to #186 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
I guess since every couple must be able to reproduce, the elderly and the infertile are going to Hell too.
User avatar #207 to #196 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
The elderly were not always the elderly. Marriage is a must, and having children if you are able to is a must. Now what this means is, if you are fertile, you must marry and bear children. If you are infertile, you will not be sinned for not being able to bear children, unless you microwaved your ******** or did something to cause infertility.

gay people are capable of finding a woman and having a nice, normal relationship. The CHOSE to engage in those of their own gender, and will surely pay for it on Earth and during judgement day. You can disagree with me, but holding your hands to your ears and yelling will not deter the truth. Simply said being gay is pure wrong. There is NO way you can justify being gay. How does it help human survival.
In order for gay people to have children, one male, or female must take their egg and mix with the egg of another of the opposite sex. If the world were all men, or all women we would die. Period. If God wanted gay people to stay alive, he would give them a means.
#210 to #207 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
"having children if you are able to is a must."   
"if you are fertile, you must marry and bear children."   
   
SO I GUESS OUR ORPHANAGES AREN'T FULL ENOUGH FOR YOU.
"having children if you are able to is a must."
"if you are fertile, you must marry and bear children."

SO I GUESS OUR ORPHANAGES AREN'T FULL ENOUGH FOR YOU.
User avatar #214 to #210 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
The orphanages are not even meant to exist. That is the result of shoddy parenting and planning. When marrying, you've got to plan how you will take care of your family and your ability to take care of your children. Bear as many children as you can handle. Don't just pop out a new one every 9 months. Also, if your brother or sister passes away, their children are yours and your families to take care of. You may think you don't have enough relatives to do that but that's where you are wrong. There are many relatives you don't even know about because the naming system that the West uses are all jumbled up. Originally your full name was "Your name, your father, your g-father,g-g-f,g-g-g-f" and so on until you reach far enough back that you can compare the line with others and see if you have relation. You may have married your long lost sister and you might never know.
User avatar #216 to #214 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
And what if you cannot handle even one child?
User avatar #219 to #216 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
You get married, and work your ass off to get that one child. In the long run, that one child, and you will agree, though times would be tough, was the best thing that ever happened to you.
User avatar #220 to #219 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
What if you are a ******* quadriplegic. What if you ******* have a ******* mental disorder. What if you're ******* homeless. There are a thousand and one other reasons why a person would not be able to handle a child. God damn it, I'm getting tired of you. Our species no longer has to breed like rabbits in order to survive, our population is growing to big for our world to handle. To be honest, more childless couples would benefit our society. That is my last direct word on the subject. Any other replies from here on out will be informing you that you are an embarrassment to my religion, and politely requesting that you shove a cactus inside your anus.
User avatar #222 to #220 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
I was done with the flame war anyway. You were the only one who kept biting over and over again. I'll try again tomorrow.
User avatar #225 to #222 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
Have fun. I will say one thing though, not angry with you anymore.

Why do you believe the things that you do? And what joy does it give your life?

I argued with you because I prefer to believe that our God is a loving one. Why do you prefer to believe in an angry one that would hate an entire group of people?
#226 to #225 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Trying to see how many people I could get to spend as much time arguing as possible.
Looks like I hit 1 hour!
Flame on brotha
#227 to #226 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
NOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU   
   
i ben trld
NOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i ben trld
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#192 to #186 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #191 to #186 - TarnRazor (11/06/2012) [-]
So. Anal sex causes AIDS? I can see how you've extensively researched the topic.
User avatar #228 to #191 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
So the instant messager and PM don't seem to be working but to answer that question.
comment #226. Attempt at wasting peoples time. 1 hour mark passed. Success?
User avatar #229 to #228 - TarnRazor (11/06/2012) [-]
Wait. So what's your actual stance on homosex?
#230 to #229 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm not homosexual, so as long as a man does not shove his penis at me, I will not fight him.
However, my friends and I try to make each other feel as uncomfortable as we can by saying suggestive things to the other in public. If people ask what we are talking about, the aggressor would make up an embarrassing story on the spot. Just today, I told a hot girl that he left the dorm so quickly that he forgot to pull up his pants. I also brought to her attention that he left so abruptly during the dominatrix that I missed the whipping and hit my thigh, and as I keeled over the condom slipped off my penis and got stuck in his ass.

Suffice to say, she was shocked and her eyes were wide open. I gave him a suggestive wink, and he blew me a kiss. She ran off and we burst to tears.
User avatar #236 to #230 - TarnRazor (11/06/2012) [-]
OH GAWD LOL
User avatar #213 to #191 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
I can understand how you misinterpreted that. I have only observed STD's and AIDS being caused by anal sex, I have never seen children being born from anal sex.

That's like me saying I've only ever seen a grease coming out of the oven, not the radiator.
To which you come to the conclusion that ovens themselves create grease. No, they don't they are given the grease from other sources and simply transmit them. Ovens however don't make ice-cream, because an oven making ice-cream makes no sense, much like forcing a baby out of your anus
User avatar #223 to #213 - TarnRazor (11/06/2012) [-]
Let me put it this way. If you think homosexuality is the leading cause of STD transmission, then you are way off. Heterosexuality has a much higher rate of transmission, particularly HIV. Secondly, AIDS is not transmitted. HIV is transmitted. There's a difference. Straight, gay, bi whatever. Safe sex should be practiced. You talk about the subject as if you're 100% familiar on what it is. I have tried abstaining from homosexuality. I've tried for years and it didn't work. Then it hit me. I don't have to try. Why not just accept it? If a God really does exist then he is a cruel one. Of course primary indication of God's cruelty is war, terror and crimes in the world rather than my bitching. However, if I was an abomination and I work so hard to get rid of it to no avail while you're simply born straight, then there is no fairness in that. God is not just. God is not merciful.
User avatar #224 to #223 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
refer to comment 222. Apparently I had two fish.
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User avatar #180 to #177 - korlosh ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
Are all sins equal to God? Yes and no. In severity? No. In penalty? Yes. You should worrying about the things you're doing wrong before you worry about what other people are doing wrong.
User avatar #199 to #180 - thatsmevictory (11/06/2012) [-]
Exactly. God only punishes someone in one way. A one-way ticket to Hell.
User avatar #185 to #180 - deathstare (11/06/2012) [-]
Did you know that if you teach someone, their good deeds that come from them also go to you, and if they teach others then their good deeds also accumulate. Also when you do a good deed, you get more reward than if you sin. Unfortunately, people sin WAY more than do good deeds. A teacher of the faith has a great chance to collect good deeds without doing much themselves. The same goes the other way. If you know someone is sinning and you leave them alone. You are a witness and you will be included in the sin. The police also work this way, so it should not be shocking to you. Where do you think "Good Samaritan" comes from?
#197 to #185 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey guys, let's spend an annoying amount of time arguing about things on the internet, where having an opinion means you're retarded!
User avatar #147 - schlickchick (11/05/2012) [-]
* ****** - bundle of sticks
User avatar #231 to #156 - schlickchick (11/06/2012) [-]
he said fag. a fag is a cig. a ****** is a bundle of sticks. there is a difference..
#161 to #152 - xlxluckyjoexlx (11/06/2012) [-]
A "Fag" is not a bundle of sticks though, that is a British cigarette, a " ****** " is a bundle of sticks.
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User avatar #144 - cheftimusprime (11/05/2012) [-]
And the truth is revealed!!!
#143 - jalthelas ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at OMG I LOVE ME MES! **
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#141 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
#136 - ishotthedeputy (11/05/2012) [-]
**ishotthedeputy rolled a random image posted in comment #1626396 at MLP Brony Board ** What God hates
**ishotthedeputy rolled a random image posted in comment #1626396 at MLP Brony Board ** What God hates
User avatar #140 to #136 - amuter ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
QUICKLY!! ELECTROCUTE THE DOCTORS ******* !!!
#138 to #136 - nocandy (11/05/2012) [-]
Stop dicking with rolls Satan
#137 to #136 - ishotthedeputy (11/05/2012) [-]
nope
#134 - anonymous (11/05/2012) [-]
>actually amusing religion post
>comments section has religious flame wars anyway.
You people can't help yourself huh.
You really have to argue if it makes more sense if everything came from nothing, or everything come from something that was already there for some reason.
#131 - joyfullreaper (11/05/2012) [-]
I would hit that 						******					 so hard
I would hit that ****** so hard
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