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#66 - CopiousConcept (11/05/2012) [-]
They always come back, they can't keep their hands off my puddin' pops.
They always come back, they can't keep their hands off my puddin' pops.
#103 to #36 - fragman ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
oh dear
User avatar #100 to #36 - wizlock (11/05/2012) [-]
>"ur" is still around
#29 - domitius (11/05/2012) [-]
I don't know jamie, obama is only half black. I think we should run some more tests.
#31 to #29 - darthjangopwnz (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, that myth was.... heated.
User avatar #19 - frankayy (11/05/2012) [-]
I'm British and I was just wondering if there's actually a chance that Romney might win this election? I mean, I would have thought that near enough every American would be voting for Obama?

if anyone can actually understand what I just said...
#130 to #19 - greenthegunstar (11/05/2012) [-]
Thank you, foreign friend, for understanding how THIS American feels. I mean, Romney's supporting somebody who thinks rape is a GOOD thing, for Christ's sake.Romney himself can't even keep his mind straight on what he wants. Hell, give him tomorrow, and he's gonna be voting for me.
User avatar #131 to #19 - redJericho (11/05/2012) [-]
It's pretty damn close.

Romney has the ******** vote and the rich person vote. Rich because he's republican, and ********* because they all think that "Obama was so bad, we better change presidents".

Obama gets most of the middle class and poor people, just about everybody else needs to be convinced one way or the other. But guess who has more money to donate to the candidate in order to win over those undecided people, poor/middle class or rich people?
User avatar #73 to #19 - SniperKitty (11/05/2012) [-]
We have voter restrictions going on. Because when you take a poll of ALL voters Obama is winning by a landslide, if you poll the LIKELY voters Romney is leading him. So the Republicans in states like mine (Ohio) are trying to keep unlikely voters away so that Romney has a higher chance to win. From what I've been reading it's close but Obama is still leading, but if these voter suppression laws really DO keep people away (it's backfired BIG time on the republicans in my state though) then Romney has a very good chance to win.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Marker ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
The courts are finally catching onto the these "Voter ID" laws, though. The people making these laws will eventually realize that they've been caught. Hopefully it's all out the window by tomorrow.
User avatar #78 to #74 - SniperKitty (11/05/2012) [-]
My state tried to pass a lot of different ones that were all turned down by the supreme court. But they eventually were able to restrict early voting hours, but we've had a higher turnout than we did in 08'. It's actually inspiring seeing people wait 90+ minutes to vote and a lot of them are first time voters and these voter suppression laws haven't scared them away. I think Republicans should lose all their seats just for these stunts alone, it's absolutely ludicrous, our constitutional rights are challenged right in front of our faces, I'm surprised there isn't more upset.

There has been rumor that Republicans will challenge Obama's victory if he wins based on all the voting complaints they've gotten from people not being able to vote. They will cry "recount" even though the problem was caused by them. But that's speculation, we will see...
User avatar #79 to #78 - Marker ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Ever watch the HBO show The Newsroom?
User avatar #80 to #79 - SniperKitty (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh yeah it's a favorite in my house lol
User avatar #82 to #80 - Marker ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]

Then you've probably already seen this.
User avatar #84 to #82 - SniperKitty (11/05/2012) [-]
Yes, it's sad that you get more truth from a TV show than the actual news. UFOs have been reported more than voter fraud, it really should be illegal to have to show your ID since it's illegal to make someone pay to vote, and you have to pay for driver licenses and all other IDs.
#123 to #84 - candysplosion (11/05/2012) [-]
The only issue with not showing ID is that they're trying to restrict voting to citizens. We have a large illegal immigrant population where I live, and many of them are just as passionate about certain candidates as we are. Only problem is, they haven't become citizens. Not to get into the illegal alien issues here, but that is why they require ID
User avatar #145 to #123 - SniperKitty (11/05/2012) [-]
There are more reports of UFOs than there have EVER been cases of voter fraud. It's a non issue at best, it's just a cover so idiots believe it's really an issue when it's not. It's simply a scapegoat for them trying to keep people from voting.
#146 to #145 - candysplosion (11/06/2012) [-]
Just a note, the logic behind your comparative argument is a bit flawed. UFO sightings are largely regarded as being false or easily discreditable. And a low record of voter fraud might actually suggest that the ID laws are working.
User avatar #154 to #146 - SniperKitty (11/06/2012) [-]
No because this is the first year they've been like this, in the whole history of the US we've had less than 40 voter fraud cases. It makes UFOs more credible than voter fraud. It's not a flawed argument, by their argument we should be preparing for the alien apocalypse because if less than 40 cases in the history of the US is enough to start this this year, then the thousands a year should be more than enough to convince them to start preparing for that as well... Both ideas are ludicrous and idiotic, that's why they are comparable.
User avatar #120 to #84 - sketchE (11/05/2012) [-]
im sorry but what? every person in the U.S. should be carrying their I.D. on them at all times. seeing as most will be driving to their polling place anyone who doesnt have it is breaking the law by driving without a license. why should it be illegal to make someone prove they are who they say they are not someone who voted shaved their beard and voted again.
User avatar #144 to #120 - SniperKitty (11/05/2012) [-]
Because it disproportionally effects the elderly (who can't drive) and the poor (who can't afford to drive). It's also illegal to poll tax and you must pay for a license therefor it's actually unconstitutional to require it.
User avatar #148 to #144 - sketchE (11/06/2012) [-]
it costs i dunno 3 bucks for a state issued id. the elderly drove at one point in there life and should have one lying around somewhere. ive got people born in 39 who still have theirs.
User avatar #153 to #148 - SniperKitty (11/06/2012) [-]
Regardless it's still unconstitutional to require someone to pay to vote, and that's what requiring a license does, it makes you pay to vote. And I guess you don't vote seeing as you don't know you have to have a valid ID with your current address on it.... So no they can't get their old licenses out.
User avatar #97 to #19 - dengekisushi (11/05/2012) [-]
Surprisingly, the race will be pretty close in the end, in my opinion.
There are a lot more people than others think that are for Romney, even though he's a nut job.

Voting takes place tomorrow, where we will find out who will rule our country.
If Romney wins, prepare yourself for a lot of slander and rage on FunnyJunk.
User avatar #110 to #97 - Schwarzenegger (11/05/2012) [-]
Better a nut job than a screw-up in my opinion. I don't really care much for Romney anyway, but I'd take him over Obama.
User avatar #147 to #110 - dengekisushi (11/06/2012) [-]
You must not be a woman, then.
#81 - autumnfire (11/05/2012) [-]
I don't like either of them...
#52 - kotos (11/05/2012) [-]
What do you call Mitt Romney and Obama having lunch together? 'A government Mandate'
User avatar #38 - retributionthepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I just want jobs to become available again...I want to start working cus my mom can't pay rent all on her own.

And I'm sick of people who say "why don't you just get a job?" Yeah dick hold on.

**** .
User avatar #115 to #38 - sketchE (11/05/2012) [-]
now im going to go out on a limb and assume you are only applying for jobs you really want. you arent applying for the **** jobs. you also have little to no job experience
#42 to #38 - kovacz (11/05/2012) [-]
It's easier then u think, get your **** together. You gotta start somewhere..
User avatar #96 to #38 - winners (11/05/2012) [-]
tel me about it. ive been applying places since June. then i feel bad when everyone else goes to work and not me
User avatar #68 to #38 - isomeras (11/05/2012) [-]
If you want I'll give you a BLOWjob.
User avatar #69 to #68 - retributionthepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #70 to #69 - isomeras (11/05/2012) [-]
Take it. In this economy, it's the best you'll get.
#57 to #38 - mexikaner (11/05/2012) [-]
you might want this
User avatar #43 to #40 - retributionthepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
Want me to tell it again? :D
#94 - mcfc (11/05/2012) [-]
Im getting real tired of listening about that election..
Im getting real tired of listening about that election..
User avatar #102 to #94 - leanonwut (11/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #106 to #102 - roelrollx (11/05/2012) [-]
it can be both
User avatar #107 to #106 - leanonwut (11/05/2012) [-]
His choice of words in that sentence requires the word reading, not listening. Hence the use of "about."
User avatar #118 to #107 - danyoung (11/05/2012) [-]
But he listening about the elections on the TV...just saying
User avatar #125 to #118 - leanonwut (11/05/2012) [-]
No he would "hearing about" the elections or "listening to" the elections. How hard is it to grasp that?
User avatar #127 to #125 - danyoung (11/05/2012) [-]
He's only complaining about the elections, listening, reading he don't care. And that sentence have no a specific correct word, can be listening or reading of both.
User avatar #133 to #127 - leanonwut (11/05/2012) [-]
There is a correct way to put the words and what he did was wrong. Get over yourself. Stop accidentally the English language.
User avatar #139 to #134 - magicalsteve (11/05/2012) [-]
"have no a specific correct word"

#16 - LinkinParkFan (11/05/2012) [-]
Once you go black you never go back... Until you realize they can't support a family
Once you go black you never go back... Until you realize they can't support a family
User avatar #109 to #16 - Schwarzenegger (11/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #2 - WhiteCrayon (11/05/2012) [-]
I read election as erection.......theres so much wrong with me.
User avatar #9 to #2 - moozmax (11/05/2012) [-]
are you asian?
User avatar #72 to #9 - isomeras (11/05/2012) [-]
Is his name ASIANcrayon or WHITEcrayon?
User avatar #112 to #72 - moozmax (11/05/2012) [-]
with a picture of a black crayon. is it wierd im confused?
User avatar #142 to #112 - isomeras (11/05/2012) [-]
Yes. You're overthinking it. Go to bed.
User avatar #149 to #142 - WhiteCrayon (11/06/2012) [-]
Im actually asain...
The name is irrelevent
User avatar #150 to #149 - isomeras (11/06/2012) [-]
Nobody asked you. You go to bed too.
User avatar #111 - rollertoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
Vermon Supreme 2012!
User avatar #93 - graphically (11/05/2012) [-]
I literally had a nightmare were I somehow ended up in a huge auditorium surrounded by guys in suits. I looked up to the large screen in front of me, and it turned onto the news. I'm watching the news and time freezes for me as I read that Romney has won the 2012 elections. I frozen in my dream as my mind was wrapping itself around this idea. Then I abruptly woke up.

I'm not even that into politics.
#3 - iloldhard (11/05/2012) [-]
I was all for Obama, but **** . Go Mitt!

Luckily for you guys I'm not american
User avatar #4 to #3 - rebby (11/05/2012) [-]
if mitt romney wins the election i wont be american either.
#14 to #4 - tmlfana (11/05/2012) [-]
Come to Canada, we welcome all
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User avatar #64 to #39 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
Is that true!?
User avatar #56 to #14 - supermegasherman (11/05/2012) [-]
except low taxes

heh. see what i did? i made a tax joke

a really bad tax joke

i'm sorry, i'll be leaving now
#60 to #56 - tmlfana (11/05/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my free healthcare
User avatar #62 to #60 - supermegasherman (11/05/2012) [-]
i can afford much better healthcare
#65 to #62 - tmlfana (11/05/2012) [-]
meh, free works for me
User avatar #44 to #14 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
If Romney wins ill move to Canada, but I refuse to learn French
User avatar #53 to #44 - FlyingButt (11/05/2012) [-]
You don't have to learn French. Not all of Canada speaks it.
You'll just live in a part of Canada that speaks English.
User avatar #55 to #53 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
Is it Ontario were most of the people speak French?
User avatar #63 to #55 - tmlfana (11/05/2012) [-]
Stay away from Quebec, either go maratimes or the west unless you want huge cities then go ontario
User avatar #59 to #55 - FlyingButt (11/05/2012) [-]
I don't know the specifics. I just know that not all Canada speaks French.
User avatar #83 to #59 - chezpuf (11/05/2012) [-]
Quebec is the French speaking part, everywhere else is English.

Source: I'm form Quebec
User avatar #8 to #4 - arawan (11/05/2012) [-]
I love it when people say "if X wins the election, I'm moving to a different country". It's hilarious because they always say some ******** like "I'll go to Norway" without realizing how hard that actually is or how much more ****** up it can get over there.
User avatar #17 to #8 - jakefenris (11/05/2012) [-]
There was a bunch of republicans who claimed they would be coming to Canada if Obama wins. Because it's not like Canada has all of the freedoms, laws and responsibilities they hate or anything.
User avatar #21 to #17 - arawan (11/05/2012) [-]
I find it hilarious regardless of who does it...because they're morons.
User avatar #37 to #4 - alphawolffifteen (11/05/2012) [-]
The country isn't doing too hot. Obama hasn't fixed a thing. At least give Mitt Romney a chance before you go cryin' on over to another country, puss.
#5 to #4 - roarflmao (11/05/2012) [-]
Kinda funny when a republican fag tries to say the same thing.. Where the **** are they gonna move?!?
User avatar #13 to #5 - rebby (11/05/2012) [-]
i have 4 friends in canada who said i could live with either of them
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#35 to #25 - roarflmao (11/05/2012) [-]
well if they want to go to a more rigth wing country i would suggest to them inventing a time ==machine and go to nazi-germany
User avatar #11 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
If Romney wins, I guarantee there's not gonna be a United States anymore! That'll make for a nice surprise when I get back from my semester abroad....
#45 - bitchplzzz (11/05/2012) [-]
Race doesn't decide your cock size, its genetic.
Race doesn't decide your cock size, its genetic.
User avatar #49 to #45 - thice (11/05/2012) [-]
Then why does almost every chinese have a 1 inch dick?
User avatar #50 to #49 - bitchplzzz (11/05/2012) [-]
Genetics? Diet?
User avatar #51 to #50 - thice (11/05/2012) [-]
I'd go by race.
User avatar #76 to #51 - whipptron (11/05/2012) [-]
Seen alot of Chinese dicks?
#126 to #45 - anon (11/05/2012) [-]
A friend is a doctor and says that on average white and black penises are the same. Its just that black ones have bigger extremes (which end in porn).
Biggest penis on record is 34 cm and it is white.
#48 to #45 - ixcarnifexxi (11/05/2012) [-]
And that has something to do with a fat Hispanic child sipping from a mug?
And that has something to do with a fat Hispanic child sipping from a mug?
#91 to #45 - novabird ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
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tell that to the asians!
User avatar #58 to #45 - fistoftheaxis (11/05/2012) [-]
East asians generally do have smaller cocks. Blacks cocks are bigger only when flaccid; once erect they and white cocks are pretty much the same.

I'm asian, and I have 5.2
User avatar #61 to #58 - fistoftheaxis (11/05/2012) [-]
I only* have 5.2

Didn't mean to take pride in a 5 inch rooster.
#85 to #61 - apocalypticburrito (11/05/2012) [-]
For admitting that on the internet    
you sir have balls
For admitting that on the internet
you sir have balls
#67 to #61 - peggscott (11/05/2012) [-]
5.2 when erect?
#77 to #45 - dedaluminus (11/05/2012) [-]
Race doesn't...

#92 - mrkillernine (11/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #12 - fyaq (11/05/2012) [-]
let me sum up the comments

A.) I personally like Romney and his policies.
User avatar #34 to #12 - retributionthepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
You ******* suck at it, don't ever do it again.
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User avatar #20 - nadastress (11/05/2012) [-]
I'm no way for either guys politics, seriously the USA is screwed either way. But I want my news to be funny and idiotically hilarious so please 'Mericuh vote Romney!
User avatar #27 to #20 - DrBobsPatient (11/05/2012) [-]
Millions of people don't want to work for money, so they're voting for obama.
#121 - sothenisaid (11/05/2012) [-]
now edward, you know this doesn't change the fact that sarah was unsatisfied with your shortcomings.
User avatar #108 - randomrussian (11/05/2012) [-]
Obama, win that election so we finally can have some quite time from all these debates..
#54 - fatchildwithaids (11/05/2012) [-]
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