My Boyfriend: Master of Romance. To be fair, he did what I asked.. Crayzee., 3: o: waraxe text me while i try to get to sleep? Okay tell me about something rand astronauts Boobs
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My Boyfriend: Master of Romance

My Boyfriend: Master of Romance. To be fair, he did what I asked.. Crayzee., 3: o: waraxe text me while i try to get to sleep? Okay tell me about something rand

To be fair, he did what I asked.

Crayzee., 3: o: waraxe
text me while i try to get to
sleep?
Okay
tell me about something
random.
Egyptians used crocodile
**** .'itoi. l, .'it). contraceptive
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#5 - jimboismynameo (11/04/2012) [-]
in Asia Crocodile dick is used as Viagra .....
User avatar #8 to #5 - laxxy (11/04/2012) [-]
how is a dick used to rais a dick. wouldnt you have to be gay for that to work.
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#9 to #8 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 to #9 - thepyras (11/05/2012) [-]
Crocodick as they call it.
#37 to #24 - Benmc (11/05/2012) [-]
wouldn't "Crock" be better? Like Crocodile + Cock? No? I'll just hide in my hole then...
User avatar #66 to #37 - samxdaxman (11/05/2012) [-]
Why do you think everyone hates crocs(the shoes)?
User avatar #36 to #24 - saxophan (11/05/2012) [-]
From cockodiles
#22 to #9 - englman (11/05/2012) [-]
I thought they loved dragon dicks?..
#80 - herpdamin (11/05/2012) [-]
Also if you talk to Professor Oak 100 times in Pokémon Red or Blue, he will give you the remaining starter Pokémon that neither you or your rival chose
Also if you talk to Professor Oak 100 times in Pokémon Red or Blue, he will give you the remaining starter Pokémon that neither you or your rival chose
User avatar #82 to #80 - pixy (11/05/2012) [-]
....really!?
#83 to #82 - herpdamin (11/05/2012) [-]
yeah, really
User avatar #84 to #83 - pixy (11/05/2012) [-]
That's awesome..thanks!
#88 to #84 - herpdamin (11/05/2012) [-]
dude...
dude...
User avatar #90 to #88 - pixy (11/05/2012) [-]
Now I"m confused
#101 to #90 - John Cena (11/05/2012) [-]
did you give it a try?
User avatar #102 to #101 - pixy (11/06/2012) [-]
Nah...unfortunately I don't have red or blue...
#27 - phanact (11/05/2012) [-]
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She asked

Its her fault
User avatar #11 - muffinlover (11/05/2012) [-]
What sms theme is this? Or phone layout?
User avatar #12 to #11 - coolbeard (11/05/2012) [-]
it's a samsung galaxy S II running android version 4.0.4. default layout i think.
User avatar #13 to #12 - rangerofthesea ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
yea...ya know...the good ****
User avatar #14 to #13 - coolbeard (11/05/2012) [-]
*the most boring **** possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - rangerofthesea ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
iphone user i suppose?
User avatar #16 to #15 - coolbeard (11/05/2012) [-]
seeing as this is my content, meaning that it's a screenshot from my own phone, it should be fairly clear that i am not an iphone user.
#17 to #16 - rangerofthesea ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
that just dont make sense
User avatar #18 to #17 - coolbeard (11/05/2012) [-]
what.
#19 to #18 - rangerofthesea ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
how are you going to say your own phone is the most boring **** possible...but you still chose it over an iphone...
User avatar #20 to #19 - coolbeard (11/05/2012) [-]
oh, no, i like my phone, i just mean that the layout is pretty much as basic and generic as it could possibly be.
User avatar #31 to #20 - higuyswhatsup (11/05/2012) [-]
By the way, I see you have no service, I'm guessing you also have T-Mobile.
User avatar #30 to #20 - higuyswhatsup (11/05/2012) [-]
I don't mind it. I kind of like the SII's layout- Simplistic and clean.
Not a big fan of all those round-edged iPhone layouts.

But agreed, it's pretty basic.
#25 to #20 - John Cena (11/05/2012) [-]
you should upgrade to the s3 or note 2, its quite nice
#92 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
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#64 - fatchildwithaids (11/05/2012) [-]
**fatchildwithaids rolls 13**
**fatchildwithaids rolls 13**
#75 - screamz (11/05/2012) [-]
Master of romance   
   
(you may want to edit "master of romance" into the gif, i'm tired of the other one)
Master of romance

(you may want to edit "master of romance" into the gif, i'm tired of the other one)
#79 to #75 - fuckyouiamcat (11/05/2012) [-]
The more I try to figure this gif out, the more brain cells I kill.
The more I try to figure this gif out, the more brain cells I kill.
User avatar #89 to #75 - lelwut (11/05/2012) [-]
What the **** is going on?
#93 to #75 - thelamalord (11/05/2012) [-]
dude wat
dude wat
#77 to #75 - hakeo (11/05/2012) [-]
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#98 to #75 - pukingrainbows (11/05/2012) [-]
Here you go.
Here you go.
#52 - John Cena (11/05/2012) [-]
>be me
> **** bitches
>funnnyjunk
>kill self
>rape dog in after life
> **** own mom
>rape grandma
>crawl out hell
>hit by a car
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User avatar #54 to #52 - ragethefreak (11/05/2012) [-]
go home anon, youre drunk.
User avatar #72 to #52 - Metallicock (11/05/2012) [-]
I hate it when I get hit by a car
#95 to #52 - thelamalord (11/05/2012) [-]
no more internet for me
no more internet for me
#32 - ianosity ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
A real charmer.
A real charmer.
#43 - rollcore (11/05/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #167 at Titanic accident **
User avatar #6 - sgtwilliam ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Lol, I had to google the word "Contraceptive"
User avatar #29 to #6 - youcame (11/05/2012) [-]
So, hows the 7th grade going sgtwilliam?
User avatar #40 to #29 - turboderp (11/05/2012) [-]
I've not got English as my main (or native?) language.. I don't know this word and I feel bad :c
#44 to #40 - John Cena (11/05/2012) [-]
contraceptive would be like condoms, birth controll, etc. it helps people not get pregnant
User avatar #100 to #44 - turboderp (11/05/2012) [-]
I looked it up after writing the comment, but thnx for being so kind to answer it anyway ^^ I wasn kida afraid to get attacked with flaming trolls :|
#33 to #29 - xxpinksxx (11/05/2012) [-]
Made me giggle
User avatar #69 to #29 - sgtwilliam ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Not that easy being a Norwegian on the internet I see..
#85 to #69 - siggythepiggy (11/05/2012) [-]
YEAH NORWAY
User avatar #87 to #85 - sgtwilliam ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh no, slither back to Artige with you!
#70 - nachoiscool ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #104 to #70 - thepandaking (11/06/2012) [-]
larry ******* david :3
#41 - spudge (11/05/2012) [-]
dat time
#46 - javis (11/05/2012) [-]
Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.
User avatar #47 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Too bad that crocodile **** doesn't prevent pregnancy but actually improves the chances of it happening.
User avatar #49 to #48 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
I find it pretty interesting that if you stuff the vagina with crocodile **** , you got a higher chance of getting pregnant.
#55 to #49 - fizzor (11/05/2012) [-]
Well I guess that's fair enough.
Well I guess that's fair enough.
User avatar #28 - Sworley (11/05/2012) [-]
found a page with that and some other ones. www.cs.cmu.edu/~bingbin/
User avatar #45 - gespony ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
You always got to have some random sentences ready for when your girlfriend asks "What are you thinking about?" After a while she stops asking, this is a good one :p
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