My Boyfriend: Master of Romance. To be fair, he did what I asked.. Crayzee., 3: o: waraxe text me while i try to get to sleep? Okay tell me about something rand
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My Boyfriend: Master of Romance

To be fair, he did what I asked.

Crayzee., 3: o: waraxe
text me while i try to get to
sleep?
Okay
tell me about something
random.
Egyptians used crocodile
**** .'itoi. l, .'it). contraceptive
...
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Submitted: 11/04/2012
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User avatar #6 - sgtwilliam (11/04/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Lol, I had to google the word "Contraceptive"
#5 - jimboismynameo (11/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)
in Asia Crocodile dick is used as Viagra .....
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#9 to #8 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#27 - phanact (11/05/2012) [-]
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She asked

Its her fault
User avatar #11 - muffinlover (11/05/2012) [+] (13 replies)
What sms theme is this? Or phone layout?
User avatar #16 to #15 - coolbeard (11/05/2012) [-]
seeing as this is my content, meaning that it's a screenshot from my own phone, it should be fairly clear that i am not an iphone user.
User avatar #2 - tankeruber (11/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
He did what you told him to do.
Then you complain.

******* females.
User avatar #4 to #2 - coolbeard (11/04/2012) [-]
actually i thought it was hilarious. then i fell asleep.
#64 - fatchildwithaids (11/05/2012) [-]
**fatchildwithaids rolls 13**
**fatchildwithaids rolls 13**
#80 - herpdamin (11/05/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Also if you talk to Professor Oak 100 times in Pokémon Red or Blue, he will give you the remaining starter Pokémon that neither you or your rival chose
Also if you talk to Professor Oak 100 times in Pokémon Red or Blue, he will give you the remaining starter Pokémon that neither you or your rival chose
#83 to #82 - herpdamin (11/05/2012) [-]
yeah, really
#57 - blackandwhitegod (11/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Why do you people insist on posting screenshots of your texts.

Are you that desperate for acceptance.
#75 - screamz (11/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Master of romance   
   
(you may want to edit "master of romance" into the gif, i'm tired of the other one)
Master of romance

(you may want to edit "master of romance" into the gif, i'm tired of the other one)
User avatar #47 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Too bad that crocodile **** doesn't prevent pregnancy but actually improves the chances of it happening.
User avatar #49 to #48 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
I find it pretty interesting that if you stuff the vagina with crocodile **** , you got a higher chance of getting pregnant.
#43 - rollcore (11/05/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #167 at Titanic accident **
#52 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>be me
> **** bitches
>funnnyjunk
>kill self
>rape dog in after life
> **** own mom
>rape grandma
>crawl out hell
>hit by a car
#95 to #52 - thelamalord (11/05/2012) [-]
no more internet for me
no more internet for me
#32 - ianosity (11/05/2012) [-]
A real charmer.
A real charmer.
User avatar #51 - wallbuilder (11/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
They also used animal bladders as condoms. If you were rich you could afford to get manufactured/treated bladders that weren't fresh...
User avatar #63 to #61 - wallbuilder (11/05/2012) [-]
Apologies, not "manufactured" but "treated". I do not know the process involved, I am simply aware that there is one.
#46 - javis (11/05/2012) [-]
Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.
#41 - spudge (11/05/2012) [-]
dat time
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