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#25 - mattdoggy (11/04/2012) [-]
>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study   
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over   
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls   
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer   
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking    
>go to their hotel to sober up   
>buy some redbull and coffee    
>open up redbull container to find only Rum   
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar   
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey    
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces   
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap   
>they flee outside in fear    
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river   
>it's tequila    
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry   
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight   
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine    
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply   
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow   
>all their papers are blank   
>"guess we have to put no data?"
>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking
>go to their hotel to sober up
>buy some redbull and coffee
>open up redbull container to find only Rum
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap
>they flee outside in fear
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river
>it's tequila
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow
>all their papers are blank
>"guess we have to put no data?"
User avatar #287 to #25 - edalo (11/05/2012) [-]
5 minutes ago I looked up for some of the most thumbed and the funniest comments ever on funnyjunk.

Reading your comment I thought I accidentally went back to them.
15.75/10
#140 to #25 - amsel ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #117 to #25 - shitshitshit (11/05/2012) [-]
i dont even drink alcohol and that sounds awesome
#105 to #25 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
oh **** i laughed so hard i teared up
comment of the day
User avatar #39 to #25 - feffog ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
10/10 would experience
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