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#25 - mattdoggy (11/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study   
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over   
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls   
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer   
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking    
>go to their hotel to sober up   
>buy some redbull and coffee    
>open up redbull container to find only Rum   
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar   
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey    
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces   
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap   
>they flee outside in fear    
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river   
>it's tequila    
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry   
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight   
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine    
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply   
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow   
>all their papers are blank   
>"guess we have to put no data?"
>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking
>go to their hotel to sober up
>buy some redbull and coffee
>open up redbull container to find only Rum
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap
>they flee outside in fear
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river
>it's tequila
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow
>all their papers are blank
>"guess we have to put no data?"
#69 - drewbridge (11/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Holy shit, western hemisphere, are you even trying?
#144 - pooflinger (11/05/2012) [-]
And don;t think we don't see you there, Western Sahara!
#51 - alucord (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #118 - tables (11/05/2012) [-]
Greenland was too drunk to submit their information.
#67 - martinapplejack (11/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Russia is at the top of the list. Big surprise
User avatar #4 - inthenameofcake (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The UK is extremely red, no surprise there.
#170 - evantheboss (11/05/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Fucking Europe lol. Seems like a fun place to live.
User avatar #18 - unhappyface (11/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
that's for 15+ what about under 15... i think the uk would win it
#22 to #18 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
Det kan i sgu godt glemme
User avatar #54 - sekeido ONLINE (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And just LOOK at Hawaii!
User avatar #58 to #54 - HAwAII (11/05/2012) [-]
What ABOUT me?
#215 - Nazistick (11/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**Nazistick rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Monster Comp 2 ** Meanwhile, In Russia.
#234 - anonymous (11/05/2012) [-]
>mfw I'm eastern european
>mfw according to our standards I'm almost an abstinent
>mfw I went to USA on students exchange and won every drinking contest while being here
>mfw I have no face
#209 - draxdiesel (11/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
And this is why i don't understand all those "go home ..... you are drunk." In england we don't leave home till we are drunk. in the evening anyway.    
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And this is why i don't understand all those "go home ..... you are drunk." In england we don't leave home till we are drunk. in the evening anyway.
gif slightly related.
#142 - sparcon (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**sparcon rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Toph and Lin ** What greenland actually drinks.
#1 - stroef (11/04/2012) [-]
#197 - ludislavonac (11/05/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I'm somewhat surprised that Americans drink less than us Europeans, than again I remember you don't have rakija, oh well
#91 - squidsey (11/05/2012) [-]
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#288 - jakols ONLINE (11/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The only reason why Norway is as beige as it is instead of flaming red is that we travel to Denmark to get drunk and buy our liquor.

i shit you not. it is cheaper for most Norwegians to take the boat to Denmark, Book a hotel room, party as fuck all weekend, buy cigarettes and liquor and take the boat back home, than it is to have a weekend on the town back home.
so the northern coast of Denmark is almost always crowded with Norwegians, getting too drunk and fucking shit up for the Danes... cause you know, that's how we roll

shits expensive up here
#258 - skinless (11/05/2012) [-]
i expect no-less from Russia
i expect no-less from Russia
#230 - fiddyone (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A lot of Europe is in the red!
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