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#25 - mattdoggy
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(11/04/2012) [-]
>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study   
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over   
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls   
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer   
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking    
>go to their hotel to sober up   
>buy some redbull and coffee    
>open up redbull container to find only Rum   
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar   
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey    
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces   
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap   
>they flee outside in fear    
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river   
>it's tequila    
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry   
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight   
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine    
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply   
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow   
>all their papers are blank   
>"guess we have to put no data?"
>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking
>go to their hotel to sober up
>buy some redbull and coffee
>open up redbull container to find only Rum
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap
>they flee outside in fear
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river
>it's tequila
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow
>all their papers are blank
>"guess we have to put no data?"
#117 to #25 - shitshitshit
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(11/05/2012) [-]
i dont even drink alcohol and that sounds awesome
#287 to #25 - edalo
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(11/05/2012) [-]
5 minutes ago I looked up for some of the most thumbed and the funniest comments ever on funnyjunk.

Reading your comment I thought I accidentally went back to them.
15.75/10
#105 to #25 - HomerSimpson
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(11/05/2012) [-]
oh **** i laughed so hard i teared up
comment of the day
#175 to #25 - CatfishCrothers
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(11/05/2012) [-]
#140 to #25 - amsel
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(11/05/2012) [-]
#39 to #25 - feffog
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(11/05/2012) [-]
10/10 would experience
#69 - drewbridge
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Holy ****, western hemisphere, are you even trying?
#269 to #69 - supermegasherman
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(11/05/2012) [-]
no wonder they lost the cold war.
#236 to #69 - elcreepo
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Denmark sure as hell is, for a country so tiny...
#143 to #69 - comentator
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(11/05/2012) [-]
The basic problem of the western hemisphere is that they don't have enough Slavs.
#160 to #69 - cmcghie
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(11/05/2012) [-]
#144 - pooflinger
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(11/05/2012) [-]
And don;t think we don't see you there, Western Sahara!
#51 - alucord ONLINE
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(11/05/2012) [-]
#70 to #51 - thejerseyjenn
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(11/05/2012) [-]
....i now wonder what that tastes like scalding hot
#118 - tables
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Greenland was too drunk to submit their information.
#67 - martinapplejack
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Russia is at the top of the list. Big surprise
#238 to #67 - elcreepo
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Denmark's darker.
#71 to #67 - hammerfell
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Actually, if you take a closer look, Ireland is far darker. Go figure, right?
#86 to #71 - makethingsworse
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(11/05/2012) [-]
It would have been funny if Ireland was white. They've drank so much that there was no point in trying to calculate it.
#82 to #71 - Jackimole
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(11/05/2012) [-]
They're actually the same color, if you look at the scale, there's no darker color than Russia's.

I just checked wikipedia, Russia is 4th with 15.76 litres, and Ireland is 15th with 14.41 litres.

Ruspanic South Korea is at 13th with 14.80 litres
#73 to #71 - Ruspanic
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Look at ******* South Korea.
#4 - inthenameofcake
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(11/04/2012) [-]
The UK is extremely red, no surprise there.
#19 to #4 - robsterthelobster
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(11/04/2012) [-]
#170 - evantheboss
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(11/05/2012) [-]
******* Europe lol. Seems like a fun place to live.
#179 to #170 - foreveraboner
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Well when you can buy a huge bottle of Jager when it is on offer for like £14 around $25 it becomes a pretty ******* good night especially with two for £2 on Monster energy :P
#180 to #179 - evantheboss
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(11/05/2012) [-]
And Europeans can drink at such early ages. Must be nice...
I've known some Europeans(exchange students), all awesome people who drink and party like it's their job!
#217 to #180 - blasthurrdurr
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(11/05/2012) [-]
hell no, bro. in Norway, you gotta be 20 to buy alcohol% more than 21% and beer when you're 18. but it's to expensive so we're broke after 1 night with party
#344 to #217 - evantheboss
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I knew an italian, ans she said there you can drink at 16. I guess Norway is ulucky lol. I'd still LOVE to be able to buy beer at 18
#349 to #344 - blasthurrdurr
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(11/06/2012) [-]
yeah, we have to be 14 to buy energy drinks, i'm 17 and i was going to buy a Burn... he asked me if i was old enough... he thought i was born in 1997 or 1998...

you can't buy beer at 18 where you live?
#350 to #349 - evantheboss
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(11/06/2012) [-]
You have to be 21 where I live
#351 to #350 - blasthurrdurr
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(11/06/2012) [-]
seriously? to buy beer? how about cigarettes?



what evil country do you live in?
#183 to #180 - foreveraboner
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(11/05/2012) [-]
**** yeah bro I am 20 but I look a lot older so I have been drinking at the pub with my dad from around 14-15 started at one maybe two pints and has been going up each year lol. Police don't really give a **** about kids drinking and party's happen all the time. I have only been to around 4-5 that look the same as they do on American films though.
#184 to #183 - evantheboss
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, here in America police don't really care about underage drinking, but if they go by a party and they are bored, they will **** up your day. Those ass holes
#185 to #184 - evantheboss
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Plus it's just a pain to have to get somebody to buy your alcohol for you
#189 to #185 - foreveraboner
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(11/05/2012) [-]
It must be hard as its 21 where over here its 18 and if you go to independent shops. Its usually run buy Indians etc so we call em paki shops then you can usually get your booze straight away. It may have changed a bit now seeming it was over 2 years ago since I was under-age. I am saving for Vegas for my 21st though :P
#191 to #189 - foreveraboner
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(11/05/2012) [-]
*where you are*
#261 to #170 - milthyfoustache
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(11/05/2012) [-]
The UK is pretty high up there. Not because it's a fun place to live but because it's so **** everyone just gets drunk all the time to drown their sorrows.
#181 to #170 - europe
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(11/05/2012) [-]
meh
#54 - sekeido
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(11/05/2012) [-]
And just LOOK at Hawaii!
#58 to #54 - HAwAII
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(11/05/2012) [-]
What ABOUT me?
#215 - Nazistick
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(11/05/2012) [-]
**Nazistick rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Monster Comp 2 ** Meanwhile, In Russia.
#251 to #215 - grogovic
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I believe it was from a browser based game where you spend energy to attack monsters, and this is one of the bosses (He's not really hard) I have played it but i forgot the game's name.
#216 to #215 - Nazistick
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(11/05/2012) [-]
hrm...Id say Russia is ******.
#226 to #216 - dramakid
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Erh, nope.

I'm on a horse.