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#69 - drewbridge (11/05/2012) [-]
Holy **** , western hemisphere, are you even trying?
User avatar #236 to #69 - elcreepo (11/05/2012) [-]
Denmark sure as hell is, for a country so tiny...
User avatar #269 to #69 - supermegasherman (11/05/2012) [-]
no wonder they lost the cold war.
User avatar #143 to #69 - comentator (11/05/2012) [-]
The basic problem of the western hemisphere is that they don't have enough Slavs.
#25 - mattdoggy (11/04/2012) [-]
>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study   
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over   
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls   
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer   
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking    
>go to their hotel to sober up   
>buy some redbull and coffee    
>open up redbull container to find only Rum   
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar   
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey    
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces   
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap   
>they flee outside in fear    
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river   
>it's tequila    
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry   
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight   
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine    
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply   
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow   
>all their papers are blank   
>"guess we have to put no data?"
>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking
>go to their hotel to sober up
>buy some redbull and coffee
>open up redbull container to find only Rum
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap
>they flee outside in fear
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river
>it's tequila
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow
>all their papers are blank
>"guess we have to put no data?"
User avatar #117 to #25 - shitshitshit (11/05/2012) [-]
i dont even drink alcohol and that sounds awesome
User avatar #287 to #25 - edalo (11/05/2012) [-]
5 minutes ago I looked up for some of the most thumbed and the funniest comments ever on funnyjunk.

Reading your comment I thought I accidentally went back to them.
15.75/10
#105 to #25 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
oh **** i laughed so hard i teared up
comment of the day
User avatar #39 to #25 - feffog (11/05/2012) [-]
10/10 would experience
#144 - pooflinger (11/05/2012) [-]
And don;t think we don't see you there, Western Sahara!
User avatar #70 to #51 - thejerseyjenn (11/05/2012) [-]
....i now wonder what that tastes like scalding hot
User avatar #118 - tables (11/05/2012) [-]
Greenland was too drunk to submit their information.
#67 - martinapplejack (11/05/2012) [-]
Russia is at the top of the list. Big surprise
User avatar #238 to #67 - elcreepo (11/05/2012) [-]
Denmark's darker.
User avatar #71 to #67 - hammerfell (11/05/2012) [-]
Actually, if you take a closer look, Ireland is far darker. Go figure, right?
User avatar #86 to #71 - makethingsworse (11/05/2012) [-]
It would have been funny if Ireland was white. They've drank so much that there was no point in trying to calculate it.
User avatar #73 to #71 - Ruspanic (11/05/2012) [-]
Look at ******* South Korea.
User avatar #82 to #71 - Jackimole (11/05/2012) [-]
They're actually the same color, if you look at the scale, there's no darker color than Russia's.

I just checked wikipedia, Russia is 4th with 15.76 litres, and Ireland is 15th with 14.41 litres.

Ruspanic South Korea is at 13th with 14.80 litres
#170 - evantheboss (11/05/2012) [-]
******* Europe lol. Seems like a fun place to live.
User avatar #179 to #170 - foreveraboner (11/05/2012) [-]
Well when you can buy a huge bottle of Jager when it is on offer for like £14 around $25 it becomes a pretty ******* good night especially with two for £2 on Monster energy :P
#180 to #179 - evantheboss (11/05/2012) [-]
And Europeans can drink at such early ages. Must be nice...
I've known some Europeans(exchange students), all awesome people who drink and party like it's their job!
User avatar #217 to #180 - blasthurrdurr (11/05/2012) [-]
hell no, bro. in Norway, you gotta be 20 to buy alcohol% more than 21% and beer when you're 18. but it's to expensive so we're broke after 1 night with party
#344 to #217 - evantheboss (11/05/2012) [-]
I knew an italian, ans she said there you can drink at 16. I guess Norway is ulucky lol. I'd still LOVE to be able to buy beer at 18
User avatar #349 to #344 - blasthurrdurr (11/06/2012) [-]
yeah, we have to be 14 to buy energy drinks, i'm 17 and i was going to buy a Burn... he asked me if i was old enough... he thought i was born in 1997 or 1998...

you can't buy beer at 18 where you live?
#350 to #349 - evantheboss (11/06/2012) [-]
You have to be 21 where I live
User avatar #351 to #350 - blasthurrdurr (11/06/2012) [-]
seriously? to buy beer? how about cigarettes?



what evil country do you live in?
User avatar #183 to #180 - foreveraboner (11/05/2012) [-]
**** yeah bro I am 20 but I look a lot older so I have been drinking at the pub with my dad from around 14-15 started at one maybe two pints and has been going up each year lol. Police don't really give a **** about kids drinking and party's happen all the time. I have only been to around 4-5 that look the same as they do on American films though.
#184 to #183 - evantheboss (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, here in America police don't really care about underage drinking, but if they go by a party and they are bored, they will **** up your day. Those ass holes
#185 to #184 - evantheboss (11/05/2012) [-]
Plus it's just a pain to have to get somebody to buy your alcohol for you
User avatar #189 to #185 - foreveraboner (11/05/2012) [-]
It must be hard as its 21 where over here its 18 and if you go to independent shops. Its usually run buy Indians etc so we call em paki shops then you can usually get your booze straight away. It may have changed a bit now seeming it was over 2 years ago since I was under-age. I am saving for Vegas for my 21st though :P
User avatar #191 to #189 - foreveraboner (11/05/2012) [-]
*where you are*
User avatar #181 to #170 - europe (11/05/2012) [-]
meh
User avatar #261 to #170 - milthyfoustache (11/05/2012) [-]
The UK is pretty high up there. Not because it's a fun place to live but because it's so **** everyone just gets drunk all the time to drown their sorrows.
#215 - Nazistick (11/05/2012) [-]
**Nazistick rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Monster Comp 2 ** Meanwhile, In Russia.
User avatar #251 to #215 - grogovic (11/05/2012) [-]
I believe it was from a browser based game where you spend energy to attack monsters, and this is one of the bosses (He's not really hard) I have played it but i forgot the game's name.
User avatar #216 to #215 - Nazistick (11/05/2012) [-]
hrm...Id say Russia is ****** .
#226 to #216 - dramakid (11/05/2012) [-]
Erh, nope.

I'm on a horse.
#234 - anon (11/05/2012) [-]
>mfw I'm eastern european
>mfw according to our standards I'm almost an abstinent
>mfw I went to USA on students exchange and won every drinking contest while being here
>mfw I have no face
#209 - draxdiesel (11/05/2012) [-]
And this is why i don't understand all those "go home ..... you are drunk." In england we don't leave home till we are drunk. in the evening anyway.    
gif slightly related.
And this is why i don't understand all those "go home ..... you are drunk." In england we don't leave home till we are drunk. in the evening anyway.
gif slightly related.
#210 to #209 - fizzor (11/05/2012) [-]
I just dislike the whole joke because FJ assraped with a chainsaw.
I just dislike the whole joke because FJ assraped with a chainsaw.
#240 to #210 - VaultTechy (11/05/2012) [-]
I gotta know, what are you trying to say? I re-read like five times, your comment just doesn't make sense.....
User avatar #241 to #240 - fizzor (11/05/2012) [-]
I know. I saw that myself like a minute ago, meant to say "FJ assraped it with a chainsaw."
#242 to #241 - VaultTechy (11/05/2012) [-]
MFW it makes sense now, thanks
MFW it makes sense now, thanks
#142 - sparcon (11/05/2012) [-]
**sparcon rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Toph and Lin ** What greenland actually drinks.
+1
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#197 - ludislavonac (11/05/2012) [-]
I'm somewhat surprised that Americans drink less than us Europeans, than again I remember you don't have rakija, oh well
User avatar #205 to #197 - thepalmtoptiger (11/05/2012) [-]
It's actually well known in the US that European children/young adults drink, and is often used by adolescents here to try to convince their parents to allow them to drink. The mentality comes from the thought that Brits (and Europeans in general) are more socially and culturally advanced than the US. Kind of a silly connotation if you ask me, but one that exists.
User avatar #207 to #205 - ludislavonac (11/05/2012) [-]
It's not only that teens here drink, they drink way too much for their age as nobody gives a **** about the law. It's forbbiden for clubs and pubs to give alcohol to minors, but most of them do it anyway, plus the booze is really cheap in smaller towns.
#233 to #207 - sachonebeef (11/05/2012) [-]
Cheap in small towns.

Nope.
User avatar #253 to #233 - ludislavonac (11/05/2012) [-]
Where I come from that's exactly the situation
User avatar #254 to #253 - sachonebeef (11/05/2012) [-]
I guess you're not British. The most expensive places for alcohol are small towns, villages and London.

Alcohol is dirt cheap in most of the other big cities.
User avatar #260 to #254 - ludislavonac (11/05/2012) [-]
In Croatia it's different, smaller towns = cheap pubs and clubs, Zagreb and coastal cities = fuken expensive
#199 to #197 - thechosentroll (11/05/2012) [-]
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It can also be used as gas if your car ever runs out of it in the middle of nowhere.
#200 to #199 - ludislavonac (11/05/2012) [-]
It can also be used as a cleaning agent, disinfectant, medicine...
#201 to #200 - thechosentroll (11/05/2012) [-]
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....firestarter, partystarter, anestesia, painkiller....
#203 to #201 - ludislavonac (11/05/2012) [-]
And a fun group activity while making it in your own still... gotta love the Balkan
#288 - jakols (11/05/2012) [-]
The only reason why Norway is as beige as it is instead of flaming red is that we travel to Denmark to get drunk and buy our liquor.

i **** you not. it is cheaper for most Norwegians to take the boat to Denmark, Book a hotel room, party as **** all weekend, buy cigarettes and liquor and take the boat back home, than it is to have a weekend on the town back home.
so the northern coast of Denmark is almost always crowded with Norwegians, getting too drunk and ******* **** up for the Danes... cause you know, that's how we roll

***** expensive up here
#304 to #288 - adamks (11/05/2012) [-]
Huh, I always felt drunk norwegians were so easy to handle compared to danes. It just seems that us Danes get way more drunk. From what I have seen, that is.
User avatar #326 to #288 - millenia (11/05/2012) [-]
We Finns do the exact same thing, except it's with Estonia. A trip costs so little that I've literally recouped the costs of a trip with one bottle of whisky (40 euros there vs 70 euros here)
#258 - skinless (11/05/2012) [-]
i expect no-less from Russia
i expect no-less from Russia
#230 - fiddyone (11/05/2012) [-]
A lot of Europe is in the red!
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#303 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Lots of alcohol related content this morning.
#213 - alekksandar (11/05/2012) [-]
Is the rest of the world even trying?
#80 - nudnud (11/05/2012) [-]
Are you trying to rustle my jimmies?!
#74 - djequalizee (11/05/2012) [-]
Typical russian breakfast.
User avatar #85 to #74 - makethingsworse (11/05/2012) [-]
Gotta stay hydrated.
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