For you. Because we're all lonely basement dwellers really. And for those who have girlfriends and a life, stop lying. Probably want to enlarge. Idiot Some stuf These tags are a lie
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For you. Because we're all lonely basement dwellers really. And for those who have girlfriends and a life, stop lying. Probably want to enlarge. Idiot Some stuf

Because we're all lonely basement dwellers really. And for those who have girlfriends and a life, stop lying.

Probably want to enlarge

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Idiot Some stuffing from a 2: Cut off bottum of water
pillow bottle
3: Lightly burn edge of bottle 4: unravel condom and put a
with lighter where you cut it to few drops of lube Inside
smooth the edge
5: Place condom on end of s: Loosely roll stuffing up
stuffing like so around condom
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where the cap goes and hold d .. on
bottle. Put the end with the tip the outside with your tho mo en
towards where the bottle cap g - s, lightly screw on the cap over the tip of
Make sure to leave a bit of e a the condom
steffi on the end.
itmake sure tip of condom sticks out
of the end then push stuffing into
thebreech the condom around t e Dont tile twee
stuffing by the opening of the the whole bottle, just the
bottle, Be careful or it will break stump Y.
You should end up with We Put a couple more drops of
something like this lube on the opening
alote: The more stuffing you use, the tighter it will be ( h), Expert ment with different
amounts of stuffing to find the right amount. It will be tightest when you first start using
so you will have to ease in to it kind of like the real thing. I shouldn' t even have to say this,
but you should replace the coolrom after each use for at least wash it off). Every time you
do this; take the stuffing out and fluff it up (ocaust replace with new) before you put it
back together. | have used this thing more times than I' d like to admit and so far it has
been totally safe. As long as you follow the instructions carefully, you shouldn' t have any
problems, but Fm not making any promises. Happy masturbating!
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User avatar #25 - mrgoodbunny (11/05/2012) [-]
At some point, it's just easier to meet people.
User avatar #32 to #25 - aldheim (11/05/2012) [-]
But people are idiots.
#13 - anon (11/05/2012) [-]
It's No Fap November and now I see this... Another losing year
#21 - damanftw (11/05/2012) [-]
Damn you its no fap november
Damn you its no fap november
User avatar #40 to #21 - fedor (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh sh*t! I totally forgot. I haven't lost though...
#22 - TommyG (11/05/2012) [-]
But...ill be cheating on my hand :(
#10 - kves (11/05/2012) [-]
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#28 - destroyerofcunt (11/05/2012) [-]
or just go out and meet a girl
or just go out and meet a girl
User avatar #31 to #28 - aldheim (11/05/2012) [-]
You should do stand up with that kind of material.
#42 - anon (11/05/2012) [-]
OR, you could get a girlfriend or is that too much haste?
User avatar #55 - tentaquil (11/05/2012) [-]
The instructions weren't clear
I had my dick stuck on the ceiling fan
User avatar #27 - kikekicker (11/05/2012) [-]
It's actually really good with Icy Hot as well. I tried it. **** was so cash.
User avatar #11 - iswant (11/05/2012) [-]
I thought it was gonna be a prank...
User avatar #1 - fourtwentt (11/04/2012) [-]
20 mins, 12 +fav
#9 to #1 - thumbeldore (11/04/2012) [-]
Let me make it 13
Let me make it 13
#4 - swankysausage (11/04/2012) [-]
I am one now
#5 to #4 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
Well my devious plan worked!
Well my devious plan worked!
#50 - albinococonuts (11/05/2012) [-]
>Cut off bottum of water bottle
>Cut off bottum
>bottum
#20 - nissfwa (11/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #12 - sgartgirl (11/05/2012) [-]
I mean I just have sex with my fiance, but I am interested in showing this to him. I want him to try to see if it works.
User avatar #16 to #12 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
Seriously doubt it's anywhere near the real thing, probably just a small step up from your hand really
User avatar #59 to #16 - sgartgirl (11/06/2012) [-]
Yeah I get what you mean. Just looks really interesting, I'm truly curious to if it would feel good or not.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm extremely sure it'd feel good, we squeeze and violently rub our dicks and we get an orgasm from that, It's not that hard to make a penis feel good XD
User avatar #61 to #60 - sgartgirl (11/06/2012) [-]
Haha that comment made me laugh bro. I might try making this for him. It is such a weird idea.
#7 - luxors (11/04/2012) [-]
I don't know man. Won't Jill be jealous?
User avatar #8 to #7 - bollocksonabus (11/04/2012) [-]
She'll still be doing the work, and that's the beauty of it
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