Sophisticated dog. . seen my lla, legless
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#1 - puggles (11/04/2012) [-]
and after you have satisfied your compulsion to entertain yourself with said squeaky, might we retire to the dining room for a repast of kibble yums?
#8 - nithorry ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
I do believe i have.
User avatar #4 - pfccross (11/05/2012) [-]
i asked my gf to get squeaky toy breast implants. My balls STILL hurt.
#5 to #4 - tiredofannon (11/05/2012) [-]
You got to make them think its their idea. Slowly hint about how great squeaky toys are. Very slightly mention that her breasts aren't the best. While squeezing them, stop, look around, and say "did they just squeak? They didn't? Damn, thought they did..." and then just trail off for a little.

She'll either dump your ass or you'll get squeaky breast implants.
Smart money says she'll still dump you.
#2 - deluxedaddyrg (11/05/2012) [-]
i have the exact same pipe good sir
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