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#6 - brokentoaster
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Let me get that window for you.
#119 to #6 - thepyras
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I loved when he said that and the media went all crazy over it, like not a single one of them had ever heard a joke before.
#11 to #6 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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#94 to #11 - zionsype ONLINE
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(11/05/2012) [-]
why did you tell him the glove was an oven?
#114 to #94 - yodaddeh
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(11/05/2012) [-]
You're retarded
Oven, Mitt= Oven mitt
#121 to #114 - McBalls
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I think you might be the retarded one.
#126 to #121 - yodaddeh
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I don't get it.
#143 to #126 - McBalls
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(11/05/2012) [-]
#145 to #143 - yodaddeh
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(11/05/2012) [-]
No bro, I got that
I meant why I was the retarded one.
#147 to #145 - icytime ONLINE
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(11/05/2012) [-]






Because he was kidding.
#148 to #147 - yodaddeh
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(11/05/2012) [-]
My bad
I feel stupid
Sorry zionsype!
#149 to #148 - icytime ONLINE
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(11/05/2012) [-]
We all have our days.
#117 to #11 - cumwhore
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#124 to #117 - brettyoke
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(11/05/2012) [-]
An oven mitt is something you use to pick up things within an oven.

oven is a stove thing where you cook ****.
A Mitt is kind of like a giant, talking turd, if you can envision that.

oven, Mitt.
#136 - Giovone
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(11/05/2012) [-]
**Giovone rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Beer Chugging ** what he did after
#7 - dikslapping
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(11/04/2012) [-]
how about when you are sleeping, finally, and some bitch opens the window on the side of the sun. And it shines in your ******* eyes.



******* bitch
#213 to #7 - fatchildwithaids
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#48 to #7 - toosexyforyou
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Probably what the woman was thinking.
#175 to #48 - dikslapping
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(11/05/2012) [-]
What I am thinking is for international flights. with the plane dark with the occational reading light. then you get the sunrays of sleep death
#18 - damandan
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(11/04/2012) [-]
You could turn on your over head light you lazy cunt
#22 to #18 - damandan
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(11/04/2012) [-]
I'll take my red thumbs like a man
#20 to #18 - anon
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(11/04/2012) [-]
How would turning on the light help him see out the window to watch the take off?
#21 to #20 - combeboy
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#24 to #21 - gritsreborn **User deleted account**
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#25 to #24 - combeboy
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#23 to #19 - damandan
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(11/04/2012) [-]
I really need to start reading these comics
#51 to #23 - pooplol
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(11/05/2012) [-]
then why comment about the comic if you aren't gonna read it first
#64 to #51 - damandan
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Because I'm human
#122 - nigelthornberries
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(11/05/2012) [-]
**nigelthornberries rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Chunks ** hfw
#88 - theshaman
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(11/05/2012) [-]
>be in 4th grade
>reading "Series of Unfortunate Events" on plane
>lady with window seat asks "Would you like me to keep the window up?"
>I know think of this woman as an angel!!
#154 to #88 - jimmytwoshoes
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(11/05/2012) [-]
"I know think of this woman as an angel!!"
"I know think of this woman..."
"I know think..."
"know"

should be now*
#196 to #154 - fatdudeee
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(11/05/2012) [-]
#129 to #88 - guye
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#33 - BowChickaBowWow
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I watch planes take off every day. God, I love being a pilot.
#36 to #33 - yourbed
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(11/05/2012) [-]
**yourbed rolls 02**
Can you do a barrel roll next flight?
#38 to #36 - yourbed
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(11/05/2012) [-]
damn it.
#46 to #33 - Spikeydeath
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(11/05/2012) [-]
do they allow headcams, i would like to see a flight from a pilots perspective
#160 to #46 - leebo
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(11/05/2012) [-]
If he's an airline pilot, I think he...just glides through clouds.
#34 to #33 - FeeFieFoe
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(11/05/2012) [-]
You should fly into a building, just a suggestion.
#35 to #34 - BowChickaBowWow
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(11/05/2012) [-]
In a cessna 177? Wouldn't do any damage besides leaving scorch marks on the wall.
#37 to #35 - FeeFieFoe
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(11/05/2012) [-]
pussy
#40 to #37 - BowChickaBowWow
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Go **** yourself.
#91 to #33 - garymuthafuknoak
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(11/05/2012) [-]
have you ever made a 9/11 joke to your co-pilot? that would be hilarious
#228 to #91 - BowChickaBowWow
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(11/05/2012) [-]
No, I don't. I lost 3 cousins on 9/11.
#232 to #228 - garymuthafuknoak
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(11/06/2012) [-]
>3,000 people in 9/11 died
>population of america is 300,000,000

seems legit
#97 to #33 - alphajunk
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(11/05/2012) [-]
A pilot in FJ!?
#103 - bigshowsteveo
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(11/05/2012) [-]
mfw
#4 - dailymail
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(11/04/2012) [-]
I remember once I had the window seat, and a little kid was sitting inbetween me and his mum, and he kept leaning on me to look out the window so I closed it. trolling the young and helpless feels good
#28 to #4 - ishalltroll
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(11/04/2012) [-]
When you're on a plane you keep that **** ******* open you stupid ************ and enjoy the wonders of modern technology allowing you to rise above the heights that birds can fly at.
#39 to #4 - mrthezho
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(11/05/2012) [-]
That's not called trolling, that's called being a ******* asshole.
#63 to #4 - bknob
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(11/05/2012) [-]
LAWL OMIGOD YOU trollED HIM SO HARD!!1! XD

I hate you.
#10 to #4 - mrvalane
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(11/04/2012) [-]
that sounds horrible
you ruin a childs first time flying, he only wanted to see the world and you shut down all his hopes and dreams.
#17 - immortalitysquared
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(11/04/2012) [-]
mfw someone does that
mfw someone does that
#27 to #17 - iwanttousenumbers
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Well, at least then she wouldn't have to worry about the light from the window. Good guy immortalitysquared