some people. Don't look at tags please. the airplane early in the morning; excited tte watch the. Let me get that window for you. I trusted you ma
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#136 - Giovone (11/05/2012) [-]
**Giovone rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Beer Chugging ** what he did after
#122 - nigelthornberries (11/05/2012) [-]
**nigelthornberries rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Chunks ** hfw
#6 - brokentoaster (11/04/2012) [-]
Let me get that window for you.
User avatar #119 to #6 - thepyras (11/05/2012) [-]
I loved when he said that and the media went all crazy over it, like not a single one of them had ever heard a joke before.
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User avatar #94 to #11 - zionsype ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
why did you tell him the glove was an oven?
#114 to #94 - yodaddeh (11/05/2012) [-]
You're retarded
Oven, Mitt= Oven mitt
#121 to #114 - McBalls (11/05/2012) [-]
I think you might be the retarded one.
#126 to #121 - yodaddeh (11/05/2012) [-]
I don't get it.
#145 to #143 - yodaddeh (11/05/2012) [-]
No bro, I got that
I meant why I was the retarded one.
#147 to #145 - icytime ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]






Because he was kidding.
#148 to #147 - yodaddeh (11/05/2012) [-]
My bad
I feel stupid
Sorry zionsype!
#149 to #148 - icytime ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
We all have our days.
User avatar #124 to #117 - brettyoke (11/05/2012) [-]
An oven mitt is something you use to pick up things within an oven.

oven is a stove thing where you cook **** .
A Mitt is kind of like a giant, talking turd, if you can envision that.

oven, Mitt.
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User avatar #30 to #8 - maxismahname (11/04/2012) [-]
and then they lean over you to close it. and it's a dude or old chick or a woman with barely any tits.
#31 to #30 - John Cena (11/04/2012) [-]
I would slowly open the window back up while staring them straight in the eyes as if telepathically saying; "I will rape you if you lift this again"
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User avatar #7 - dikslapping (11/04/2012) [-]
how about when you are sleeping, finally, and some bitch opens the window on the side of the sun. And it shines in your ******* eyes.



******* bitch
User avatar #48 to #7 - toosexyforyou (11/05/2012) [-]
Probably what the woman was thinking.
User avatar #175 to #48 - dikslapping (11/05/2012) [-]
What I am thinking is for international flights. with the plane dark with the occational reading light. then you get the sunrays of sleep death
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#176 - midnightflower (11/05/2012) [-]
What probably really happened.
What probably really happened.
User avatar #190 to #176 - shodaihokage (11/05/2012) [-]
This episode is why I hate airplanes
#158 - Yojimbo (11/05/2012) [-]
I would've been excited to see take off too! Assuming we're talking about her dress! Your-fault-for-not-getting-a-window-seat-five!
I would've been excited to see take off too! Assuming we're talking about her dress! Your-fault-for-not-getting-a-window-seat-five!
#125 - parrotgod (11/05/2012) [-]
Bitch...
User avatar #88 - theshaman (11/05/2012) [-]
>be in 4th grade
>reading "Series of Unfortunate Events" on plane
>lady with window seat asks "Would you like me to keep the window up?"
>I know think of this woman as an angel!!
#154 to #88 - jimmytwoshoes (11/05/2012) [-]
"I know think of this woman as an angel!!"
"I know think of this woman..."
"I know think..."
"know"

should be now*
#129 to #88 - guye (11/05/2012) [-]
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#219 - ganondork (11/05/2012) [-]
Logical solution:    
"Excuse me ma'am, could you please open the shutters, I'd like to see us take off."   
"Oh sorry young man, I hadn't noticed. My bad."   
   
FJ's solution:   
"I'D PUNCH THAT 			*******		 CUNT IN THE GODDAMN FACE BLAAARGHHH"
Logical solution:
"Excuse me ma'am, could you please open the shutters, I'd like to see us take off."
"Oh sorry young man, I hadn't noticed. My bad."

FJ's solution:
"I'D PUNCH THAT ******* CUNT IN THE GODDAMN FACE BLAAARGHHH"
User avatar #226 to #219 - graydiggy (11/05/2012) [-]
It's a brilliant solution.
#17 - immortalitysquared (11/04/2012) [-]
mfw someone does that
mfw someone does that
User avatar #27 to #17 - iwanttousenumbers (11/04/2012) [-]
Well, at least then she wouldn't have to worry about the light from the window. Good guy immortalitysquared
#222 - pengpeng (11/05/2012) [-]
I only know one way to deal with people like that..
I only know one way to deal with people like that..
#186 - evantheboss (11/05/2012) [-]
This happened to me
This happened to me
#157 - ascendedwings (11/05/2012) [-]
I've never been on an airplane...some one describe what it's like please.   
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I've never been on an airplane...some one describe what it's like please.
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User avatar #170 to #157 - renamon (11/05/2012) [-]
Put your earbuds in and go to sleep for the best experience.
User avatar #159 to #157 - trollinginthedeepp (11/05/2012) [-]
Loud, annoying, and uncomfortably claustrophobic
#161 to #159 - ascendedwings (11/05/2012) [-]
Huh...that's disappointing.
Huh...that's disappointing.
User avatar #172 to #161 - Mesmus (11/05/2012) [-]
People have different feelings on an airplane. I feel joy.
#179 to #157 - pwnfrnzy (11/05/2012) [-]
I've been on a plane a few times, take-off and landing are the only fun parts, I always fight for a window because I like to watch the world go by.
Mid flight is boring and uneventful except for turbulence in which it gets bumpy as **** , all you hear is the sound of the jet engines, even though it's muffled, you also have to pop your ears like in long car trips too.
Best thing I remember was flying over a thunderstorm, the sight was amazing.
Pic sorta related.
#182 to #179 - ascendedwings (11/05/2012) [-]
best description so far, thanks
User avatar #164 to #157 - naruchu (11/05/2012) [-]
Take off feels kinda like going up a roller coaster. The rest feels just like a car ride and it is very quiet and relaxing.Unless you run into turbulence.
#166 to #164 - ascendedwings (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, that's a better description...I watched too many movies with crashing airplanes...and Lost.
Well, that's a better description...I watched too many movies with crashing airplanes...and Lost.
User avatar #188 to #157 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
A big ass minivan with bitches that serve you food.
#163 to #157 - whathappenslive (11/05/2012) [-]
Your balls feel great in take off.
#189 to #163 - John Cena (11/05/2012) [-]
I just ******* watched that episode of Adventure Time. And the other parts that tie into it. It seriously made me cry like a bitch.
User avatar #173 to #157 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
glue a toy airplane to the tip of your penis then get an erection then imagine being inside that toy plane, and that is what being on a plane is like
#47 - achselschweiss (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey! You aren't supposed to close the blinds during take off and landing!
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#56 to #50 - achselschweiss (11/05/2012) [-]
It's because most accidents occur during take off and landing. With the blinds open, more people can see the wings and engines and can call out if anything is wrong (in the off chance that the problem isn't registered in the cockpit). Also, the people on board can see if an emergency exit is blocked, or if there's a fire outside. Some suggest that in addition to this, it's also to eliminate eye-adjustment when coming out of an emergency exit (i.e the temporary "blindness" you experience when coming out of a long tunnel on a sunny day).
#55 to #50 - truemox (11/05/2012) [-]
Never flown?
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User avatar #58 to #57 - truemox (11/05/2012) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong. You have never participated in aerial travel?
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User avatar #60 to #59 - truemox (11/05/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #61 to #60 - Skootsy ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
why is it so shocking that he hasn't flown in an airplane before? lots of people haven't
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User avatar #70 to #47 - redclover (11/05/2012) [-]
2 months ago was the first time I ever flew

I was on 5 different planes in the same day.
Not on a single one of these was I ever told this.
#221 to #70 - achselschweiss (11/05/2012) [-]
I flew 20 times last year, and roughly 6 times per year on average before that ever since I was a kid. They usually inform of this when they do the pre flight checks (telling people to use their seat belt, turn off their portable media players etc). Almost on every single flight I have ever been on the flight attendants either came up and opened the blind, or told it over the speaker ("please make sure your table is folded, seat is upright, armrest down, and blinds open").
Perhaps it's a European thing, I don't know.
#208 - opethfanphx (11/05/2012) [-]
MF every single time..
#120 - sparcon (11/05/2012) [-]
hfw
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