Tragic Tale. .. Everyone please dont make jokes about him, his story is a very tragic one, have you ever been on a shipwreck about 50 feet from shore and couldnt swim. how abou
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#25 - azroth (11/04/2012) [-]
Time to take out the ol' gamecube again
Time to take out the ol' gamecube again
#172 - madeonz (11/04/2012) [-]
The boat dosent pick him up because he is black
User avatar #4 - mufffinkiller (11/04/2012) [-]
Everyone please dont make jokes about him, his story is a very tragic one, have you ever been on a shipwreck about 50 feet from shore and couldnt swim. how about when he spends all day yelling for help and never gets any from friends and family who never bothered to help him. You may laugh at his cruel fate butt i feel for him, for it is a harsh cold world out there and he was caught in the middle of it.
User avatar #264 to #4 - thessalonaki (11/04/2012) [-]
I, too, feel for him. I remember, when I was a young lad straight out of Oxford, me and my dear companion Dr. Todd Manda were on an aeroplane destined for the island of Madagascar on an archaeological dig. Unfortunately, whilst in awaiting our departure from ********** , we learned from our Moslem pilot that the aeroplane was short on petrol. Fortunately for us, Dr. Manda had brought with him an unusual amount of chlorine (which, at the time, i had no inkling of why he had brought it with him) with which he figured could be used as a substitute for the petrol. Then off we went, into the jungles of Madagascar. Suddenly, however, our aeroplane was set upon by massive flying swarms of plesiosauria, and we crashed shortly afterward in a clearing in the forest of an island just off the coast of Madagascar. Dr. Manda and I were unable to swim. With but a limited supply of food and water, we were stranded in this harsh environment. Within days, we began dying of starvation and dehydration. Dr. Manda had gone so mad as to expose his genitalia to the local gorilla population. However, soon, as I felt my life ebbing away, I saw on the horizon! A ship! A ship! We would be saved after all! I was so full of life that I ran all the way to Manda's bedding behind the crashed aeroplane when I saw that he, out of a bleak sense of hopelessness, had begun to ingest the remaining amount of chlorine. I pleaded with him to stop, telling him that a ship had arrived. But he dismissed me as mad, and as I heard his last words-oh, those horrifying last words!- the ship arrived on shore, and he died. I was spared death, obviously, but I still know how hopeless it can feel to be so close to land, yet so,so far away. I'll never forget Manda's last words as he cursed the world around him and I as doomed. His final words: "Can't you see, Howard? This life is futile, and pointless. See how weak we are, Howard? See now- See now Howard, it is hopeless: you've already lost the game!"
User avatar #576 to #4 - sirdoofus (11/05/2012) [-]
You sir are A ******* genius
#114 to #4 - karlosxeight (11/04/2012) [-]
i never thought it that way before.
#281 to #4 - suikerpapa ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
>butt
>butt
User avatar #5 to #4 - mychemicalfreak (11/04/2012) [-]
thmb dis if u cry ervrtim
#18 to #4 - undeadwill (11/04/2012) [-]
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I never knew.....
#429 to #4 - chuffberry (11/05/2012) [-]
yeah, but isn't there a boat that goes around that island every 20 seconds?
User avatar #500 to #429 - mufffinkiller (11/05/2012) [-]
did i mention how he has a fear of boats because of the tragic shipwreck?
User avatar #57 to #4 - aquae (11/04/2012) [-]
Heh.

''Butt''.
#130 to #4 - striderxir (11/04/2012) [-]
who grows up on a small tropical island and never learns to swim?
User avatar #176 to #130 - mufffinkiller (11/04/2012) [-]
stop that, youll make him feel worse
#360 to #130 - natedimes (11/05/2012) [-]
He's black.
User avatar #183 to #130 - wiredguy (11/04/2012) [-]
He did, apparently.
#17 - jimboismynameo (11/04/2012) [-]
another poor soul lost at sea........Aye the sea be a cruel mistress
#63 - ILikeGreen (11/04/2012) [-]
I ******* love this game so ******* much.

I miss it. I can't find my copy.
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#64 to #63 - akjunker (11/04/2012) [-]
So you like green?
So you like green?
#65 to #64 - hauntzor (11/04/2012) [-]
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#66 to #65 - akjunker (11/04/2012) [-]
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#59 - ishotthedeputy (11/04/2012) [-]
>9-year-old me   
>Christmas '03   
>Really want Gamecube   
>Get one with Mario Sunshine  and Madden '04   
>Play Mario Sunshine   
>Can't beat it. Not a good gamer   
>Tired of Gamecube   
>Sell it to get 360   
>Sold all games except for MArio and some Looney Tunes game   
>We now have Wii (for family events and shush)   
>Remember I have Mario Sunshine   
>Continue with the game I saved from 8 years before   
>Beat it   
>MFW
>9-year-old me
>Christmas '03
>Really want Gamecube
>Get one with Mario Sunshine and Madden '04
>Play Mario Sunshine
>Can't beat it. Not a good gamer
>Tired of Gamecube
>Sell it to get 360
>Sold all games except for MArio and some Looney Tunes game
>We now have Wii (for family events and shush)
>Remember I have Mario Sunshine
>Continue with the game I saved from 8 years before
>Beat it
>MFW
User avatar #15 - resbiansrock (11/04/2012) [-]
I remember that and being like " ****** ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS"
User avatar #21 - imayhaveagun (11/04/2012) [-]
For a gamecube game. Mario sunshine had very good graphics.
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#247 - moustachefingers (11/04/2012) [-]
He can't swim because he is black.
#238 - amoussa (11/04/2012) [-]
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I've posted this 10 months ago as content (which sadly never made it) but now I finally get to use this!
User avatar #13 - tigerbladedn (11/04/2012) [-]
It does say in later dialogue that he can't swim.
But then again, there's a ship that always comes by around.
#19 to #13 - anon (11/04/2012) [-]
He had three years to practice. Also, when he gets back to Delfino Plaza, he complains about missing the island.
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User avatar #88 - thewalruss (11/04/2012) [-]
**thewalruss rolls 000** trips and this deserves to be thumbed down... by everybody D:
User avatar #161 to #88 - MRfunnyFACE ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
i thought it was prty funny :( oh well
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#564 to #88 - terroruk (11/05/2012) [-]
http://www.youtube DOT com/watch?v=zeDMZjJE0eQ
pretty funny,.

video related.
#568 to #564 - akranosh (11/05/2012) [-]
HOW IN GOUDAS NAME IS THIS VIDEO RELATED?!?!
HOW IN GOUDAS NAME IS THIS VIDEO RELATED?!?!
User avatar #90 to #88 - laelaps (11/04/2012) [-]
**laelaps rolls 173** trips and we thumb it back up
User avatar #92 to #90 - laelaps (11/04/2012) [-]
I can't argue with fate OP
User avatar #102 to #92 - thewalruss (11/04/2012) [-]
Am I some kind of scumbag commenter?
User avatar #112 to #102 - laelaps (11/04/2012) [-]
no, this content isn't even good
User avatar #89 to #88 - thewalruss (11/04/2012) [-]
Sorry OP
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#129 to #88 - quelpaso (11/04/2012) [-]
**quelpaso rolled a random image posted in comment #1488309 at MLP Friendly Board **
User avatar #569 to #88 - oikake (11/05/2012) [-]
**oikake rolls 727** c'mon lucky seven!!!
User avatar #570 to #569 - oikake (11/05/2012) [-]
**oikake rolls 700** **** YOU!!! hateful seven!!!
#173 to #88 - lolcandyman (11/04/2012) [-]
**lolcandyman rolls 990**
**lolcandyman rolls 990**
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User avatar #159 to #88 - ghostninja (11/04/2012) [-]
**ghostninja rolls 041,949,431**
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User avatar #145 to #88 - xyxoz (11/04/2012) [-]
Nice trips. Still thumbed the content up though.
User avatar #153 to #145 - thewalruss (11/04/2012) [-]
Just wait for the Karma.
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User avatar #132 to #88 - armenhart (11/04/2012) [-]
**armenhart rolls 2,999** quads and we all forget about this and go fap
#461 to #132 - hopalongreborn (11/05/2012) [-]
meh may as well fap anyways
User avatar #136 to #132 - thewalruss (11/04/2012) [-]
**thewalruss rolls 82,253,554** octs... and you and me should get maried.
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User avatar #133 to #132 - thewalruss (11/04/2012) [-]
You can't argue against the will of gods...
#70 - amil (11/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #106 to #70 - syrialsin (11/04/2012) [-]
Making that a gif was unnecessary. :|
User avatar #124 to #106 - thewalruss (11/04/2012) [-]
Well, fuch logic
#217 - trollsidon (11/04/2012) [-]
Nostalgia.
Nostalgia.
#1 - herpderppppp (11/04/2012) [-]
the only tragedy here is that im not playing this game right now.
#22 to #1 - fuckinfuckinfuck (11/04/2012) [-]
Do you have a decently powerful computer?
dolphin-emulator.com/
#44 to #22 - anon (11/04/2012) [-]
It's...
It's just...
IT'S NOT THE SAME
#473 - macslimjim (11/05/2012) [-]
see first panel - expecting a feel   
see second panel - start laughing   
see comments - "oh! it's because he's black!"
see first panel - expecting a feel
see second panel - start laughing
see comments - "oh! it's because he's black!"
User avatar #286 - ieatyououtaldaylon (11/04/2012) [-]
It took my 9 years to get a yoshi to that island, It is by far the worst level in the game.
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