The equivalent of IE. Creds to Mr Hilburn.. BETA as ! never even got to first base before she friend-stoned him... The equivalent of IE Creds to Mr Hilburn BETA as ! never even got first base before she friend-stoned him
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#1 - anon
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Shouldnt the door be golden too since Midas (probably) knocked on the door?
#108 to #1 - toyaisle
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(11/05/2012) [-]
doorbell?
#4 to #1 - gragasvlad
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Or there was a doorbell
#2 to #1 - appleisland
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(11/04/2012) [-]
she was waiting for him, and opened the door when he came
#3 to #2 - torky
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(11/04/2012) [-]
One of life's greatest mysteries explained by appleisland.
#15 to #2 - fyaq
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(11/04/2012) [-]
or he rang the doorbell, or opened the door and called in, because the doorknob is gold.

#23 to #15 - anon
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Except it's the doorknob on the inside that is gold.
#46 to #23 - danniegurl
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(11/04/2012) [-]
well, that doesn't mean the one on the outside isn't
#75 to #46 - comentator
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(11/05/2012) [-]
This whole thread uses more logic than the rest of FJ.
#37 to #2 - michiisgay
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(11/04/2012) [-]
not sure if that's what she said,
or he meant it like that...
#115 to #2 - cumwhore
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(11/05/2012) [-]
he came...
#5 to #2 - twelveleven
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(11/04/2012) [-]
And here I thought that he was covered in stone....
#74 - jonki
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(11/05/2012) [-]
BETA as ****! never even got to first base before she friend-stoned him...
#116 to #74 - blnelms **User deleted account**
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#81 to #74 - thanksgivingturkey
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(11/05/2012) [-]
You get your ass to the top comments now!
Don't make me count.
#82 to #81 - knivesknives
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(11/05/2012) [-]
agreed
#122 to #82 - jonki
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(11/05/2012) [-]
holy hell 54 thumbs! if this **** gets to trips i'll seriously jack off to this! no lube, no lotion!
#183 to #122 - shadysoul
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(11/05/2012) [-]
It's at 101 now.DELIVER!
#200 to #183 - jonki
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(11/05/2012) [-]
well first of all, I would like to thank my mom for squeezing me out of her vagina... without her this would not have been possible... I never dreamed that one day i'd be in the top 60 comments with a 122 thumbs... I always knew I was a funny guy...
#202 to #183 - jonki
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I'm not proud of myself but I did it... it didn't help to have loki grinning at me and an ad on top advertising "1 proven shortcut to a ripped body and six pack abs" with a picture of a guy.... but I just focused my eyes on the number 122 in green and after probably close to 20 minutes and a gallon of sweat I finally came buckets. just amazed that my hand didn't even cramp up. just makes me love porn even more
#25 - divinity **User deleted account**
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#35 to #25 - metajunky
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(11/04/2012) [-]
solid goooooooooold

solid goooooooooold

its gold its gold its gold its solid gooold baby

hes got the midas touch but he touched it too much

hey goldmember

its goldmember
#65 to #35 - ishitincups
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I am FOXXY Cleopatra!
#6 - fuckenjordster
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(11/04/2012) [-]
He must have grabbed her hand at the exact same time as looking into her eyes... Weird.
#7 to #6 - angelious
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(11/04/2012) [-]
he musta looked at the booobiiies first


and after that eyes...so yeah thats how it works
#33 - whodeargaydear
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(11/04/2012) [-]
**whodeargaydear rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at osama **

<-- My husband.
#45 to #33 - vleasian
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Is this supposed to mean that your husband is Slenderman, but Consuela is saying he's not home implying that he's off with some other person?
#203 to #45 - whodeargaydear
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Yes. He was parting with Splenderman. They're so childish.

I think Consuela has been stealing from me...
#21 - josieabby
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Looks like the bird in the cage has been turned to stone as well.
#27 to #21 - deathofnight
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(11/04/2012) [-]
That bums me out man
#14 - zeustesticle
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(11/04/2012) [-]
very brief? they'll spend eternity together!

or at least awhile until someone steals medusa...
#58 to #14 - Marker ONLINE
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(11/05/2012) [-]
They wouldn't be able to. Even in death Medusa's eyes turn you to stone.
#49 - jdpwns
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(11/05/2012) [-]
**jdpwns rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at Madness Indeed ** my girlfriend
#50 to #49 - anon
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(11/05/2012) [-]
your hand?
#59 to #50 - jdpwns
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(11/05/2012) [-]
yes, but me and her are on a break for the month
#92 to #59 - skinless
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#104 - satexas
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I thought this was the Far Side at first.
#84 - secretdestroyers
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Ha-Ha!
Ha-Ha!