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Knever had a girlfriend refere
Gooing on a date
her to Mexican restaurant
Stables, tables everywhere
sit at a table close to where a group of girls are sitting
with well, they seem to be ignoring us
down and order feed
as ****
sure what to say
a little
comes and it' s going
rd panic a little when she asks about othersites Ne been on but I cover it up pretty well
llt' s going .
Agroup of girls at the other table are getting loud
lewdly making jokes
of them knocks her plate with her elbow and a potato falls hem her plate
llt lands on the floor next to me
4 pick it up
it back on her plate
just stares at me
Sshole table bursts em laughing
girlfriend has this leek like "er_ wtf are you doing"
rd dent know what to do
the potato hem her plate and put it on my plate instead
table laughs more, far more lewdly
in silence whilst their table whispers to each other laughing at intervals
**** I dent even know what happened. It just happened so fast.
Feels bad man.
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Submitted: 11/03/2012
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#8 - hungryforwords (11/03/2012) [-]
This has to be the first time someone had spaghetti in a Mexican restaurant
This has to be the first time someone had spaghetti in a Mexican restaurant
#28 to #8 - roytmustang (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm going to be laughing at this for days
I'm going to be laughing at this for days
#45 to #8 - jeroylenkins (11/04/2012) [-]
I read it again to see if he ordered spaghetti. MFW
#56 to #8 - kingmaker (11/04/2012) [-]
I thought the joke meant this was copypasta, but reading the other comments I learned the true meaning of spaghetti. Today was a good day.
#15 to #8 - weniscake (11/04/2012) [-]
Whats spaghetti, i dont know what it means T.T
Whats spaghetti, i dont know what it means T.T
#16 to #15 - hungryforwords (11/04/2012) [-]
It describes a feeling of embarrassment, I posted a link to the urban dictionary definition below.
User avatar #9 to #8 - jothef (11/03/2012) [-]
I don't know if this is sarcasm or not. But I fail to see where it mentions spaghetti.



I accept my swarm of red thumbs.
User avatar #10 to #9 - hungryforwords (11/03/2012) [-]
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spaghetti
User avatar #11 to #10 - jothef (11/03/2012) [-]
Ah..Thankyou.
User avatar #52 to #10 - kaitheguy (11/04/2012) [-]
accidentally left out the "i" when i copied the link.. i don't understand

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spaghett
#14 to #8 - zedacedia (11/04/2012) [-]
I love it when I get a joke. Damn was that good.
#17 to #14 - fxremastered (11/04/2012) [-]
Please help :(
User avatar #18 to #17 - zedacedia (11/04/2012) [-]
A few people already have, mate.
User avatar #3 - temporalguardian ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
i like how he calls his date his girlfriend
User avatar #7 - fannypackattack ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
His girlfriend? That was quick.
#1 - thewebspinner (11/03/2012) [-]
I picked up the potato...

...but she'll have to pick up the check.
User avatar #25 - anthonyh (11/04/2012) [-]
>Sit down and order food
>I got the fajitas
>She got the dick
#69 - kidsquicker (11/04/2012) [-]
**** your links.
#78 to #69 - saxophan (11/04/2012) [-]
>suddenly remember I spent all my money on my new fedora

There it is
User avatar #13 - kirkbot (11/04/2012) [-]
>description
afuturama, please die in a foyer
User avatar #39 - xfostbytex (11/04/2012) [-]
MenWeDon'tKnowWhatWeDid.gif
#33 - jibb (11/04/2012) [-]
this is gold
this is gold
User avatar #34 to #33 - ItsJustChase (11/04/2012) [-]
Real Madrid's a bunch of faggots.


I'm sorry. I have to. I hate them with every fiber in my body.
User avatar #41 to #34 - Omegashenron (11/04/2012) [-]
I take it your a Barca fan?
User avatar #35 to #34 - jibb (11/04/2012) [-]
Except Alonso. Alonso is awesome.
User avatar #43 to #35 - Omegashenron (11/04/2012) [-]
I have to say Madrid atre pretty boss. A shame theyre basically made up of overpaied players. But Ronaldo is Pretty Much the Alpha and Omega
#36 to #35 - ItsJustChase (11/04/2012) [-]
And you can't hate Karim Benzema, I mean he's a god.
User avatar #79 to #34 - jibb (11/04/2012) [-]
Barcelona is the biggest pussy club in the world though.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ItsJustChase (11/04/2012) [-]
I don't really like any Lige teams, mostly a City fan myself.
Just do not like the kind of swagger RM has.
#42 - braxtotxarb (11/04/2012) [-]
Mexican = Potatoes?   
   
Explain yourself OP
Mexican = Potatoes?

Explain yourself OP
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#58 to #47 - wagastragas ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
ikr its like he takes that second to think about his life and howthat gladiator he is about to kill could save his life,or was just distracted and forgot wich side was down, but then he ist just like NOPE.
#27 - roytmustang (11/04/2012) [-]
When did they have potatoes in a Mexican rester--... How would I know anyway? I don't eat Mexican food...
When did they have potatoes in a Mexican rester--... How would I know anyway? I don't eat Mexican food...
User avatar #23 - infinitereaper (11/04/2012) [-]
**** plate
Throw potato
Kill girls
Eat restaurant
#48 - midgetnigger (11/04/2012) [-]
The **** kind of Mexican restaurant serves potatoes?
#75 - BlockinYoAss (11/04/2012) [-]
>Be 19
>Virgin
>Meet this guy at work
>He's really nice
>Go out on a series of dates with him
>Become a couple
>Date night
>Go to iHop at 3am
>Strange guy comes up to table
>He slaps my boob
pokerface.jpg
Me: Are you just gonna let him do that to me?!
Him: He didn't slap my tits! He slapped yours! Are you just going to let him do that?!
MFW




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#83 to #75 - cowboypony (11/27/2012) [-]
>Implying you had a man.
insert BURN.jpg
+4
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#54 - anon (11/04/2012) [-]
What type of mexican restaurant serves ******* potatoes?
User avatar #53 - cowboypony (11/04/2012) [-]
I was lurking that thread for quite awhile, left for like 30 minutes, came back and it was still alive. That potato though, in the end there were memes saying "Never pick up the potato." Funny **** .
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