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Knever had a girlfriend refere
Gooing on a date
her to Mexican restaurant
Stables, tables everywhere
sit at a table close to where a group of girls are sitting
with well, they seem to be ignoring us
down and order feed
as ****
sure what to say
a little
comes and it' s going
rd panic a little when she asks about othersites Ne been on but I cover it up pretty well
llt' s going .
Agroup of girls at the other table are getting loud
lewdly making jokes
of them knocks her plate with her elbow and a potato falls hem her plate
llt lands on the floor next to me
4 pick it up
it back on her plate
just stares at me
Sshole table bursts em laughing
girlfriend has this leek like "er_ wtf are you doing"
rd dent know what to do
the potato hem her plate and put it on my plate instead
table laughs more, far more lewdly
in silence whilst their table whispers to each other laughing at intervals
**** I dent even know what happened. It just happened so fast.
Feels bad man.
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Submitted: 11/03/2012
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#8 - hungryforwords (11/03/2012) [+] (12 replies)
This has to be the first time someone had spaghetti in a Mexican restaurant
This has to be the first time someone had spaghetti in a Mexican restaurant
User avatar #3 - temporalguardian ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
i like how he calls his date his girlfriend
User avatar #7 - fannypackattack (11/03/2012) [-]
His girlfriend? That was quick.
#42 - braxtotxarb (11/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Mexican = Potatoes?   
   
Explain yourself OP
Mexican = Potatoes?

Explain yourself OP
#1 - thewebspinner (11/03/2012) [-]
I picked up the potato...

...but she'll have to pick up the check.
User avatar #25 - anthonyh (11/04/2012) [-]
>Sit down and order food
>I got the fajitas
>She got the dick
#69 - kidsquicker (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**** your links.
#48 - midgetnigger (11/04/2012) [-]
The **** kind of Mexican restaurant serves potatoes?
User avatar #13 - kirkbot ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
>description
afuturama, please die in a foyer
User avatar #39 - xfostbytex (11/04/2012) [-]
MenWeDon'tKnowWhatWeDid.gif
#33 - jibb (11/04/2012) [+] (7 replies)
this is gold
this is gold
User avatar #53 - cowboypony (11/04/2012) [-]
I was lurking that thread for quite awhile, left for like 30 minutes, came back and it was still alive. That potato though, in the end there were memes saying "Never pick up the potato." Funny **** .
#27 - roytmustang (11/04/2012) [-]
When did they have potatoes in a Mexican rester--... How would I know anyway? I don't eat Mexican food...
When did they have potatoes in a Mexican rester--... How would I know anyway? I don't eat Mexican food...
User avatar #23 - infinitereaper (11/04/2012) [-]
**** plate
Throw potato
Kill girls
Eat restaurant
User avatar #5 - nonamemeant (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Potatoes? At a Mexican restaurant?
#75 - BlockinYoAss (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 19
>Virgin
>Meet this guy at work
>He's really nice
>Go out on a series of dates with him
>Become a couple
>Date night
>Go to iHop at 3am
>Strange guy comes up to table
>He slaps my boob
pokerface.jpg
Me: Are you just gonna let him do that to me?!
Him: He didn't slap my tits! He slapped yours! Are you just going to let him do that?!
MFW




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User avatar #55 - Warlocker (11/04/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Are you guys retarded? Potatoes aren't European they're from the America's, as in where Mexico is.
#74 to #72 - mrcrowleysr (11/04/2012) [-]
I love how it's 2 am and we're on funnyjunk arguing the origins of the potato
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