Gaming Fact. from didyouknowgaming.com. IN THE E ‘EDD FIND Fl F' DDL BLODD HERE Fl , FIE IF HE HAID -JUST MISSED Fl LEAP FFITCH. gal?. desmond: wassamatta you altair? altair: I fell 25 feet on my face you dick
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IN THE E ‘EDD FIND
Fl F' DDL BLODD HERE Fl , FIE
IF HE HAID -JUST MISSED Fl LEAP FFITCH.
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#172 - jimmynutz (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is the most reposted thing on the internet.
#144 - jinjo (11/04/2012) [-]
dragon warrior monsters

Love that ******* game, breeding my ****** till they raped everything.
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#131 - potatosx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #161 to #131 - suspensa (11/04/2012) [-]
or you could just go to the website i just read all of them today there's like 30-something pages
#129 - wherejohnny (11/04/2012) [-]
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#120 - darkjustifier (11/04/2012) [-]
But how am I gonna play assassin's creed now?
But how am I gonna play assassin's creed now?
User avatar #148 to #120 - antisocialtwilight (11/04/2012) [-]
Heh, don't worry, that's not Altair.
Allow me to elaborate:
Altair is wanted by a lot of people for killing their leaders.
How does he solve this? He fakes his death! Altair would never miss a Leap of Faith.
I'm guessing the guy who took his place was a target.
#166 to #148 - darkjustifier (11/04/2012) [-]
Then I shall party silently.
Then I shall party silently.
#105 - nigelthornberries (11/04/2012) [-]
**nigelthornberries rolled a random image posted in comment #231 at Different indeed, sir douchebag hipster ** altair's face when
User avatar #136 to #105 - fisheagle (11/04/2012) [-]
Can someone post the picture thatlooks like this but he actually ***** up his boner so its bleedin?
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User avatar #162 to #93 - tankeruber ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
You were the ****** that held the pass this item...

Looking for some Banning?
User avatar #147 to #93 - desmondaltairezio (11/04/2012) [-]
DONT CLICK SHOW COMMENT
IT IS A SPOILER TO AC3
that i did not ******* KNOW YOU *******
#143 to #93 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
go kill yourself litteraly go do it no one likes you stupid **** thumb down if you disagree i couldnt be more annoeyd anyway
#142 to #93 - Rellik (11/04/2012) [-]
Thanks, you ruined my game ******* ...
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#138 to #93 - tonyri (11/04/2012) [-]
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#137 to #93 - paesani (11/04/2012) [-]
You spoiled AC3
#130 to #93 - androiddxx (11/04/2012) [-]
You'll notice I deleted my prior comment. This is mainly because I wanted to alert you that you are the hugest of 						*******					. I then decided that it was simply too rash, and it was only allowing me to sink down to your level. So here's my calmer reply instead.   
   
 ...and just when I was about to give the series a chance, too. So here's a gif. expressing my disappointment. Have a nice day.   
   
-Sincerely, 						****					 You.
You'll notice I deleted my prior comment. This is mainly because I wanted to alert you that you are the hugest of ******* . I then decided that it was simply too rash, and it was only allowing me to sink down to your level. So here's my calmer reply instead.

...and just when I was about to give the series a chance, too. So here's a gif. expressing my disappointment. Have a nice day.

-Sincerely, **** You.
#128 to #93 - mrcrowleysr (11/04/2012) [-]
lol I love how this ****** thinks he's a "troll" cool or smart, like bro, you'r not smart, you're a ******* douche.
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#125 to #93 - vorrundenaus (11/04/2012) [-]
It's basically like they stole the ending to Mass Effect 3 and then didn't give the player a choice in the matter, here are two 						******					 choices, but you don't get to pick so we are going to pick the worst possible one for you. It's the equivalent of half a book "and then Desmond--the end." Not to mention the unexplained 						******					 space magic, I mean didn't they learn anything from Mass Effect or were they trying to make a worse ending than ME3.   
   
But really did you have to come right out and say it I've already talked about it on here but I didn't come right out and say the ending? I mean come on man?
It's basically like they stole the ending to Mass Effect 3 and then didn't give the player a choice in the matter, here are two ****** choices, but you don't get to pick so we are going to pick the worst possible one for you. It's the equivalent of half a book "and then Desmond--the end." Not to mention the unexplained ****** space magic, I mean didn't they learn anything from Mass Effect or were they trying to make a worse ending than ME3.

But really did you have to come right out and say it I've already talked about it on here but I didn't come right out and say the ending? I mean come on man?
User avatar #132 to #125 - lordmuffin (11/04/2012) [-]
Personally I find it hilarious he got ahold of one ball (The apple), and as soon as he touched another ball thing, the mother ****** died by said space magic.
(I'm saying he couldn't grab both balls)


But stiil, it's like ubisoft slaped a spiked dildo across the AC fandom's face with the ending and shoved a saw blade up our asses with the multiplayer pass stuff again.
User avatar #140 to #132 - vorrundenaus (11/04/2012) [-]
Specific spoiler alert for anyone else

But honestly I just don't get it, we can assume the ball Desmond touched held Juno right? While the rest of the first civ tried to stop the apocalypse she was trying to survive it after they found out they thought they dealt with her but she must have stored herself in the ball. But how does this save the world? If her very existence can save the world how come she didn't save the world the first time it happened, it makes no sense, the ball did not hold any technology or power it just held Juno.

And I mean why the **** would anyone release her it was ******* obvious she was not only evil but basically ******* insane, if those emails from her weren't proof enough the interactions about the things they tried and her dying husband (which she obviously blamed humanity for) are certainly all the proof I need. There is not a true fan of Mass Effect who does not prefer the destroy ending over the rest, and given the chance I would have let the world burn before I ever ******* released that bitch, and it's obvious enough her plan does not benefit humanity especially after watching her walk over your corpse laughing.

And here's something after that ending the rest of the games make no ******* sense, why in the **** would Minerva and Tinia lead Desmond to that temple if they did not want Juno released? Their motivations make no sense, "Desmond we want you to save humanity by doing something that we actually don't want you to do." and you can't say that they didn't know Juno was in their because they found out about Juno's plan back during their time, so they knew the device that was in that temple was the thing Juno was working on which was not for saving the world only herself.

Sure maybe they didn't know Juno succeeded, they thought they stopped her but hey knew the device was not for saving the world, and why didn't Juno try to lead Conner he could have sailed to Rome and found the apple and done the whole thing sooner.
User avatar #141 to #140 - lordmuffin (11/04/2012) [-]
**** , all I understood from it was that the ball WAS meant to save the planet, but then juno got in, corrupted that **** , and basicly went all

"Yay, desmond's here, I shall now nearly kill him, bore and confuse the **** out of him with holograms while he opens various doorways and have his dad nearly killed, while also getting him to use the apple to kill abstergo staff with and the apple, somehow making it that the god damn police don't follow them or any other military or eyewitnesses to get him out. And then get him to kill himself after having a bitchfight with Minerva!"
User avatar #150 to #141 - vorrundenaus (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm just so ******* done man I've devoted my life to series like this and ME, they could never do any wrong in my eyes, threw all my money at them, learned every last bit of the story, the ME comics, the ****** AC spinoff games, every last bit I wanted it all. And I can't even be rewarded with a ******* half mediocre ending (I'm looking at you conduit 2) I have to watch as my series falls flat on it's face in the last hurdle, and this is just a ******* insult.

It's like ME and AC were running a hurdle race and ME takes off way ahead then right their it's ******* flawless it couldn't fail, it jumps that last hurdle it only need to get it's toes over the hurdle and then it ******* falls flat on it's face and ***** it's pants, so what does AC do? It jumps the same ******* hurdle and falls face first into ME's **** .

Well that's it for me on this one too I'm not buying a single piece of ******* content they release not until they suck it up admit their obvious **** up and fix this **** . So bio and ubi can get their **** together and maybe I can forgive this massive insult.
#154 to #150 - lordmuffin (11/04/2012) [-]
You know they'll never admit it openly. ME3 basicly gave no cost to most of their DLC as their way of saying "We ****** up majorly" (Minus levithan and the added content for the ending, which made no god damn difference and was a waste of memory space and money.)

ME3's ending caused the biggest ********* I've seen so far. We'll have to see how other people react to AC3 when a few days pass.

The only story I could actually like that didn't fail me was the Halo series for the fact I am blindly ignoring the possible flaws and will lie to myself that it's awesome if some nonsensical **** arises. Thus far I have not been forced to do either.



<MFW after realizing another great franchise just choked itself to death with the gold necklace given to it by the people.
#124 to #93 - resbiansrock (11/04/2012) [-]
Btw it spoils "the ending" of ac3
#122 to #93 - resbiansrock (11/04/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolled a random image posted in comment #82215 at Ponyville ** and this is me attempting to give a ****
User avatar #121 to #93 - xmonke (11/04/2012) [-]
I don't get what the big deal is with this comment. Who gives a **** about Desmond?
User avatar #126 to #121 - vorrundenaus (11/04/2012) [-]
Maybe if the game had just been about 15th century assassins fighting Templars then he wouldn't matter but the fact of the matter Ezio, Altair, and Conner are not the main characters the story is Desmond reliving his memories to save the world. in fact I was waiting for a AC game without the goddamn animus but I guess all I get is the ****** modern day events in AC3.
User avatar #164 to #126 - xmonke (11/04/2012) [-]
The fact of the matter is he sucks.
#116 to #93 - potatotown (11/04/2012) [-]
goddammit dude......
User avatar #118 to #116 - RobotFish (11/04/2012) [-]
I always see what the person who has a lot of thumbs down said
: l
Regret
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User avatar #123 to #110 - resbiansrock (11/04/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolls 340,368,772** <-- how many times i'm going to stab you
#114 to #110 - dishie (11/04/2012) [-]
MFW hearing the ending
Its Desmond.
User avatar #104 to #93 - stely (11/04/2012) [-]
SPOILER ALERT, DON'T READ HIS COMMENT!
User avatar #102 to #93 - pivotmasterdm (11/04/2012) [-]
I'll end your family for this. Not you. Your family. I want you to watch as they all die. I want to witness the pain wrench your heart out. Then, as you reach rock bottom, I will kill you.
User avatar #101 to #93 - ilovegir (11/04/2012) [-]
Wait, ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME.

IS DIS ***** SERIOUS.
User avatar #100 to #93 - baconrider (11/04/2012) [-]
I JUST FINISHED IT. TOO LATE BITCH.
User avatar #98 to #93 - benighted (11/04/2012) [-]
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
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#88 - basham (11/04/2012) [-]
Altaiderp
#82 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk needs more witcher
User avatar #66 - thisisrarity (11/04/2012) [-]
I saw this back when I was a youtube fag, subscribed to achievement hunter.
User avatar #112 to #66 - dishie (11/04/2012) [-]
a couple of months ago?
User avatar #62 - toosexyforyou (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm not sure whether this is the place to ask but I would appreciate it if someone could help me out. I played a computer game as a kid about 7 years ago and I can't seem to find it. You run around kill bandits and such. You start off alone but then it gives you the option to hire a wizard to join you. It also gives you the option to hire other people as you progressed, I think I remember getting to a part where I was able to hire a dwarf and had a 3 maybe 4 man party. Anyway, I kept getting destroyed at a certain part of that game and I really want to find it and beat it. I've tried finding it on google and looking at lists of old games but I'm just not sure how old it is. If you know of this game please tell me.
User avatar #81 to #62 - thisisrarity (11/04/2012) [-]
Bard's tale? Haven't played that game but it sounds like it?
User avatar #133 to #81 - toosexyforyou (11/04/2012) [-]
I think I might've found the game, Dungeon Siege looks really close to what I remember but I can't seem to find a good free full version download link.
User avatar #83 to #81 - toosexyforyou (11/04/2012) [-]
nope it can't be it, too many allies and it says they're summonable. I did not find any more than 3 allies in the game that you could hire, and once you hired them they followed you around and everyone moved together as a group.
User avatar #67 to #62 - thisisrarity (11/04/2012) [-]
Baldursgate?
User avatar #168 to #67 - toosexyforyou (11/05/2012) [-]
I FOUND IT, IT WAS DUNGEON SIEGE THANKS FOR YOUR HELP
User avatar #74 to #67 - toosexyforyou (11/04/2012) [-]
I remember one of the first people you can pay to join your party was a mage.
User avatar #72 to #67 - toosexyforyou (11/04/2012) [-]
You got me excited there but nope.
User avatar #65 to #62 - nopresident (11/04/2012) [-]
Ask the gaming board.

www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/
User avatar #167 to #65 - toosexyforyou (11/05/2012) [-]
I FOUND IT, THANK YOU SO MUCH THE BOARD HELPED ME
User avatar #170 to #167 - nopresident (11/05/2012) [-]
No problem :D
User avatar #78 to #65 - toosexyforyou (11/04/2012) [-]
ok I did, thank you for telling me that
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User avatar #77 to #59 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
They can't make it look exact, it's a easter egg, not a cameo.
User avatar #80 to #77 - wiljones (11/04/2012) [-]
fair point
#47 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
Desmond dies
#117 to #47 - elblancomexicano (11/04/2012) [-]
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you. You game-ruining 						******					.
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you. You game-ruining ****** .
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#89 to #47 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
He doesn't
#84 to #47 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
You ******* ****** ! I will ******* molest you till you bleed!
User avatar #79 to #47 - ishalltroll (11/04/2012) [-]
Calm down guys he doesn't actually die.
At least I don't think so.
#68 to #47 - nopresident (11/04/2012) [-]
You mithspelled Dumbledore Idiott!!!!
#61 to #47 - ndiliciousa (11/04/2012) [-]
olololo y u le mad lol

**** you ******
User avatar #57 to #47 - trollofhalo (11/04/2012) [-]
Flagged for spam.
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#56 to #47 - puffeh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#54 to #47 - Lmaoplanes (11/04/2012) [-]
GOD ******* DAMMIT! JIMMIES ARE SO RUSTLED!
User avatar #50 to #47 - beunosnoches (11/04/2012) [-]
SPOILER ALERT!
#69 to #50 - slossboss (11/04/2012) [-]
and everyone else on that line
User avatar #73 to #69 - beunosnoches (11/04/2012) [-]
thank you kind sir :)
#34 - absolyst ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
#26 - phonerstonerboner (11/04/2012) [-]
This can't be possible!
This can't be possible!
User avatar #25 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/04/2012) [-]
Desmond dies by the way
User avatar #108 to #25 - crazyalan (11/04/2012) [-]
glad i actually finished the game before i came on here
User avatar #64 to #25 - simbasa (11/04/2012) [-]
Wasn't it already announced that this would be the last Desmond story, hinting that he may die? Not much of a spoiler if you think about it.
User avatar #53 to #25 - kidsquicker (11/04/2012) [-]
Mario hit his head during a plumbing accident, Mushroom Kingdom never existed; it was all in his head.
User avatar #48 to #25 - poniesareghey (11/04/2012) [-]
>Play AC3
>Go all the way through the game
>Do a few of the Animus missions
>Put the game down, only to play some multiplayer
>Come on FJ, read this
>People are saying it's true
>I've never realized this
I am ******* bad at plot points.
User avatar #44 to #25 - emte (11/04/2012) [-]
> Poor Harry Potter fag
> Wait for my birthday for the 6th HP book
> Browse Youtube for new game trailers
> See something interesting
> Click on the video excited
> Video says "DUMBLEDORE DIES"
> Be on FJ years later
> HP ended, AC fag
> I'm sure he's the same ******
User avatar #43 to #25 - mycatlookedatme (11/04/2012) [-]
AC3 Spoiler.

Do not read.
User avatar #42 to #25 - demandsgayversion (11/04/2012) [-]
They stated this was the last Desmond story, so I wasn't really surprised. I'd like to see us playing as his dad in the next game.
#58 to #42 - pinkamenavirus (11/04/2012) [-]
What about Shaun Hastings...
I Would love to play as him.
User avatar #70 to #58 - demandsgayversion (11/04/2012) [-]
Only if he gets *****
User avatar #37 to #25 - seniorawesomesauce (11/04/2012) [-]
YOU BRING GREAT SHAME UPON THE AWESOMESAUCE NAME!
User avatar #106 to #37 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/04/2012) [-]
I have talked to you before over our usernames, surely you remember.

And for the spoiler, I just felt like some jolly trolling today.
#51 to #37 - winniedawho (11/04/2012) [-]
ahhaha, is that username some sort of franchise or trademark?
#52 to #51 - seniorawesomesauce (11/04/2012) [-]
NONSENSE, THE AWESOMESAUCE NAME IS A SYMBOL OF HONOR THAT FLOWS THROUGH THE INTERNET PROVIDING POWER TO THOSE WHO WEAR IT
#75 to #52 - angelmatvey (11/04/2012) [-]
THIS POWER HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE AWESOMESAUCE FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS
THIS POWER HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE AWESOMESAUCE FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS
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#33 to #25 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
I hated Desmond anyway.
User avatar #32 to #25 - ferrettamer ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
AC3 SPOILER DON'T CLICK IF YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN IT
#30 to #25 - alstorp ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Prepare for red thumbs, you 						*******					 						******
Prepare for red thumbs, you ******* ******
User avatar #31 to #30 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/04/2012) [-]
You think I posted that thinking I would get green thumbs?
User avatar #28 to #25 - Slashlord (11/04/2012) [-]
Oh I'm ******* mad. That was good troll but I ******* hate you.
#24 - thethread (11/04/2012) [-]
Leap of Failth.
Leap of Failth.
#45 to #24 - magicalsteve (11/04/2012) [-]
reminds me of princess bride
#41 to #24 - zetsumeitaka (11/04/2012) [-]
meanwhile behind the tree.
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#39 to #29 - thethread (11/04/2012) [-]
If you look closely you can see the l hidden in the word faith. Honest mistake.
If you look closely you can see the l hidden in the word faith. Honest mistake.
#23 - lazyvoltage (11/04/2012) [-]
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