Lucid Dreaming... Not mine but I laughed pretty hard. First post in a while, be gentle... I am clearly dreaming I guess that amana I can C) do anything. I'm sorry but at this panel I assumed he was in a microwave.
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Lucid Dreaming..

Not mine but I laughed pretty hard.

First post in a while, be gentle..

I am clearly dreaming
I guess that
amana I can
C) do anything
...
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Submitted: 11/02/2012
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#105 - klondikemonster (11/03/2012) [-]
I had the weirdest 						*******					 dream this morning. First it went from 						*************					 digimon (3rd season) and the quest to find a friend, and then it transformed into a zombie survival a la Left 4 Dead, complete with the characters from the game. I got a hole punched in my chest and I saved everybody else, but I died, and they saved humanity by planting and growing beans.
I had the weirdest ******* dream this morning. First it went from ************* digimon (3rd season) and the quest to find a friend, and then it transformed into a zombie survival a la Left 4 Dead, complete with the characters from the game. I got a hole punched in my chest and I saved everybody else, but I died, and they saved humanity by planting and growing beans.
#103 - bitchplzzz (11/03/2012) [-]
I once had a dream







I cant remember
User avatar #102 - electricbubblewrap (11/03/2012) [-]
I was in class one day extremely bored so I decided to take a nap, I dreamt I was in a comedy club and there was some random person that looked like my teacher on stage saying stupid stuff like "what's the deal with airline food" I start laughing like a retard and wake myself up. Turns out I was sitting at my desk with my head down going "HUEHHEUHEHUHEHHEHEHEHIUEHUEUHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHEHUEHUEH"
User avatar #100 - electricbubblewrap (11/03/2012) [-]
I had a dream I was taking a piss, then I felt something get warm and wet, I woke up to then find myself in my bed ******* myself.
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#96 - xxxdemongirl (11/03/2012) [-]
I had a dream once that I was the daughter of Zeus. I was waiting at the bus stop in a toga, and I got beamed up into Mount Olympus. He told me that I had to save the world.   
First, I was transported to Hades, where I was supposed to battle a dragon. Only I had no weapon. Then an empty thought bubble appeared over my head, so I reached up and grabbed it. It turned into a spear. The dragon said "WAIT!!!! I wasn't always this way. I became this way when my girlfriend cheated on me with King Kong. Will you help me get her back?" I turned to run away, and my toga turned into a giant plastic hamster ball...   
Then, I was in a car made entirely of candy on the frozen tundra, and there's no life for miles. So this cop comes up to my door and says "Stop speeding, you'll kill all the penguins." I tore the cop's face off, and it turned out to be Zeus, "making sure I was still saving the world."   
Third, I was back home in my room, getting dressed, and my shoes started talking to me, saying that sex with King Kong was the best thing ever. I asked my shoes "Who are you?" And they said "I am everyone, yet I am no one" and then they vanished.   
I think the weirdest thing was the fact that a narrator was saying all this in that movie announcer voice, and I got into an argument with him, and he repeated me during the argument.   
I still have no idea how I saved my dream world.
I had a dream once that I was the daughter of Zeus. I was waiting at the bus stop in a toga, and I got beamed up into Mount Olympus. He told me that I had to save the world.
First, I was transported to Hades, where I was supposed to battle a dragon. Only I had no weapon. Then an empty thought bubble appeared over my head, so I reached up and grabbed it. It turned into a spear. The dragon said "WAIT!!!! I wasn't always this way. I became this way when my girlfriend cheated on me with King Kong. Will you help me get her back?" I turned to run away, and my toga turned into a giant plastic hamster ball...
Then, I was in a car made entirely of candy on the frozen tundra, and there's no life for miles. So this cop comes up to my door and says "Stop speeding, you'll kill all the penguins." I tore the cop's face off, and it turned out to be Zeus, "making sure I was still saving the world."
Third, I was back home in my room, getting dressed, and my shoes started talking to me, saying that sex with King Kong was the best thing ever. I asked my shoes "Who are you?" And they said "I am everyone, yet I am no one" and then they vanished.
I think the weirdest thing was the fact that a narrator was saying all this in that movie announcer voice, and I got into an argument with him, and he repeated me during the argument.
I still have no idea how I saved my dream world.
#95 - jamsammich (11/03/2012) [-]
pic related
pic related
#94 - spacetequila (11/03/2012) [-]
Bummer dood.
#89 - crapybronie (11/03/2012) [-]
<Banana's face when
<Banana's face when
#88 - fortitude (11/03/2012) [-]
someone please roll this
User avatar #84 - Kitsunehunter (11/03/2012) [-]
So instead of nailing 2 chicks, you ended up nailing a banana. That sounds like some Freudian **** right there.
User avatar #85 to #84 - gentlememe (11/03/2012) [-]
OP is a actual ****** .
#93 to #85 - evanomicfour ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
You know this for certain? You've seen definite proof of male buttsecks?
#83 - flashcache (11/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #87 to #83 - mcrubxpcod (11/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #82 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/03/2012) [-]
I thought he was inside a microwave.
#80 - anonymous (11/03/2012) [-]
a few nights ago i had a dream that i was with my two friends at a halloween shop. as soon as we walked in i saw my crush Tom Hiddleston.he looked like he was from surburbon shootout.anyways....he was with his mum and 3 little [url deleted] turns out we were in the past when he was a teenager.so then i walked up to his mum and said "are you Tom Hiddlestons mum?" and then she said "yes.why?" so then i explained how i was from the future and how famous he was gonna be in the future and how many fans he had. she just stood there for a minute,looking at me..probably cause i was just a little kid about 11 or 12. so then she asked "would you like to go swimming with me and Tom?" i was kinda confused by it but i was also flattered so i said yes. for some reason we ended up riding in a carriage full of multicolored beads and swimming in a pond where i nearly drowned.....and then i woke up. O.O is this natural?
#91 to #80 - RGmowgli (11/03/2012) [-]
I had a dream one time where I was a normal guy stuck in the middle of a intergalactic fight, and the Lantern Corps showed up. Early in the fight, both a Blue Lantern and a Green Lantern were killed, and both of their rings flew off of their hands and right to me, turning me into a Blue and Green Lantern. I kicked some royal ass.
#79 - ishotthedeputy (11/03/2012) [-]
>Kindergarten me
>I'm in my room
>Hear noise
>Monsters n **** coming after. Quickly realize they don't want the dick
>Run to my parents' room for help
>Their heads are now deer heads.
>All they do is shake their heads at me
>Scariest thing I've ever experienced
User avatar #76 - reservoircats (11/03/2012) [-]
This reminds me of the disgusting 4chan post about dismembering bananas....oh god, the horror!
User avatar #75 - guiguito (11/03/2012) [-]
anyone got easy instructions that works and don't take long

ps: also that don't make me stuck my dick on the ventilator again
#78 to #75 - chiefmartinbrody (11/03/2012) [-]
Easiest way: Stick your dick in the ventilator.
Easiest way: Stick your dick in the ventilator.
User avatar #68 - thice (11/03/2012) [-]
If you guys experience being in a Lucid dream (conscious dreaming) I got a few tips for you.

Look up in to the sky for 5 seconds. Then think "Im gonna go sniff the grass" then lay on your belly sniffing the grass. Just relax. because if you get excited you WILL wake up.
Check out your surroundings.

Then take a quick 360 spin. This changes your surroundings. (just like a teleporter)
Then check your pocket for a pill. and then think that it gives you the power off for example, flying, Lightning hands like the one a couple of comments below me or super strength.
You will recieve what you thought was in that pill.

Just be creative. I have done this around 30 times the last 2 years.
User avatar #71 to #68 - AresX (11/03/2012) [-]
I just looked straight up into the sky and made it change colours, then I just started force throwing cars across the street, **** was so cash.
User avatar #73 to #71 - thice (11/03/2012) [-]
It's been a while since last lucid dream, but next time there will be some lightsaber action.
#86 to #73 - Emin (11/03/2012) [-]
You can induce one, the quickest method being through SP, if you can withstand it that is.
User avatar #74 to #73 - AresX (11/03/2012) [-]
My first lucid dream, I just looked at my hands and made my finger grow extremely long, then I woke up.

Haven't had one in a while either sadly.
User avatar #97 to #74 - electricbubblewrap (11/03/2012) [-]
I have no idea but that made me laugh really really hard.
#67 - samthefunnyman (11/03/2012) [-]
Why are you sleeping on a chopping board??
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