Ordinary Muslim Man Comp 2. part 1: /funny_pictures/3378225/Ordinary+Muslim+Man+Comp/. ordinary muslim  comp
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#2 - basstard (11/02/2012) [-]
OC?
#3 to #2 - mrjimmyhush (11/03/2012) [-]
yes
yes
#8 to #3 - YinScape (11/03/2012) [-]
Well, **** . Actual OC.
User avatar #68 to #3 - basstard (11/03/2012) [-]
Well done,sir.
User avatar #22 - symustafa (11/03/2012) [-]
Well, about the ones involving pork and alcohol, yeah.......Muslims don't really consume them?
#58 to #22 - John Cena (11/03/2012) [-]
They're not supposed to, but I know Muslims who do eat and drink, regardless.
User avatar #61 to #58 - symustafa (11/03/2012) [-]
Me too, but those tend to be the non-practicing Muslims.
User avatar #38 to #22 - antinonymous (11/03/2012) [-]
nope, no consuming those two. alcohol for medicinal purposes though.
#65 - derpdederp (11/03/2012) [-]
if your son turned 10 on 9/11/2001 then that means at 9/11/2012 he was 21... so buying him virgin cocktails was a terrible thing to do for someone who just turned of age to drink
User avatar #74 to #65 - ponchosdm (11/03/2012) [-]
legal age to drink is 18 in almoust every country but USA
#75 to #74 - derpdederp (11/03/2012) [-]
why don't you think about how useful that comment really is ...
User avatar #76 to #75 - ponchosdm (11/03/2012) [-]
the same as yours
#79 to #65 - mcginty (11/03/2012) [-]
he could have more than one son -_- idiot smh
User avatar #77 to #65 - zeusx (11/03/2012) [-]
alcohol is haram for muslims
User avatar #67 to #65 - kinqstar ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
maybe he have two sons? or three? or whatever
User avatar #89 to #67 - jesusthegardener (11/03/2012) [-]
Or 30?
User avatar #95 to #89 - kinqstar ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
yeah sure, why not
User avatar #43 - srapture (11/03/2012) [-]
Usually in these kind of comps, there's always a few where i think "Oh... That one didn't really work too well", but not in this. Well done, OP.
User avatar #45 to #43 - Marker ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
The only ones that don't work well is where the last word on the first line is continued in the second. This only has a couple of those, but it was still funny nonetheless.
#27 - peyko ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
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#71 to #40 - whatamidoingwithme (11/03/2012) [-]
Oh wow this. I am saying this as a Turk.
#5 - sketchfactor (11/03/2012) [-]
To the front page this shall go!
To the front page this shall go!
User avatar #1 - cathtac (11/02/2012) [-]
MUST GO TO THE FRONTPAGE
User avatar #9 - Kibaxyru (11/03/2012) [-]
I love these
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#90 to #66 - herbolifee ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #39 - Ivandrago (11/03/2012) [-]
You know the US army infuses pork into its bullets used in the Middle East, so that the terrorists killed will not go to heaven? It states in the Qua-ran that pork cannot enter your body. Kinda a dick move, but whatever.
User avatar #93 to #39 - littlenish (11/03/2012) [-]
You can't mix: pork, lead, phosphorus, potassium chloride, and brass in the same thing. That's really ******* stupid. Because then, we'd be fighting a religious war.
#42 to #39 - John Cena (11/03/2012) [-]
Really? That's just being a ******* dick.
User avatar #46 to #39 - tutankhamun (11/03/2012) [-]
Seriously? Do you have a source for that info because I'd really like to know if it's true?
User avatar #48 to #46 - Ivandrago (11/03/2012) [-]
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393679/Did-pork-coated-bullet-kill-Bin- Laden-Yes-says-firm-claim-pig-fat-gun-oil-bought-U-S-military-personnel.html I'm leaning yes, but you know as with all things on the internet, there's a bit of a gray-area.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Ivandrago (11/03/2012) [-]
I somehow ****** up the URL. Just delete the space between Bin- and Laden.
User avatar #50 to #49 - tutankhamun (11/03/2012) [-]
**** man I hope that's just ******** . It's the Daily Mail so it easily could be, but if that's true that's just awful. It's almost childish and petty, and completely goes against the idea of the Military as a disciplined body, if you know what I mean.
User avatar #82 to #48 - sodaberg (11/03/2012) [-]
The Daily Mail thought Hitler was a good guy in the thirties
User avatar #83 to #39 - wallbuilder (11/03/2012) [-]
Sounds legit.
User avatar #62 to #39 - garyleneville (11/03/2012) [-]
Yeh but it actually says in the article if you are forced to consume pork then you are guiltless. Either way the attempt to not allow people into a 'paradise' they believe in is immoral and unnecessary. We're not supposed to be getting revenge on the terrorists, we're supposed to be attempting to prevent further attacks.
User avatar #70 to #39 - alltimetens (11/03/2012) [-]
Terrorists won't go to heaven nonetheless. Waste of pork, really.
#73 to #39 - violenthandjob (11/03/2012) [-]
That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard, and anybody who believes is just as stupid for doing so
#17 - John Cena (11/03/2012) [-]
you know nothing of muslims...
believe me...
this is stupidity
#23 to #17 - henkstr (11/03/2012) [-]
he's right.

the lower part on these pictures are total ******** .
User avatar #41 to #23 - junkiegirl (11/03/2012) [-]
I lived in a muslim country for 12 years, they're not far from the truth
User avatar #20 to #17 - dashdashdash (11/03/2012) [-]
And What makes you an expert on muslims?
#13 - sourpotato (11/03/2012) [-]
My friend's birthday is on 9/11
User avatar #14 - zombifier (11/03/2012) [-]
this is the exact opposite of my experience with "ordinary" muslims
User avatar #11 - dashgamer (11/03/2012) [-]
The next one:

"The Taliban and I are planting IEDs that will destroy the lives of Marines.

There is no punchline because I am a terrorist bastard that doesn't shower."
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User avatar #36 to #11 - ishalltroll (11/03/2012) [-]
>Been to turkey.
>Muslims everywhere.
>Got offered tea and bread by some nice lady.
>It was ******* delicious, I love turkish tea.
>Also.
>All those hot girls in hotpants hnnggg.
>Your argument is invalid.
> **** off.
User avatar #96 to #36 - dashgamer (11/03/2012) [-]
I said Taliban, not Muslims. Why would you think I made a statement about all Muslims?
#4 - wackywelder (11/03/2012) [-]
World Champion of IDF bulldozer tag
Rachel Corrie
User avatar #10 to #4 - swittig (11/03/2012) [-]
lol **** Israel
User avatar #52 - richardastley (11/03/2012) [-]
My university has a meme group on Facebook that used to be good. There were a whole bunch of these and the Muslim students kept complaining. My favourite one involved our university bar, which is a basement bar called the "Bomb Shelter" (or most people just call it the Bomber). It was like "I am going to Bomb... Shelter to get wasted tonight!" Muslims freaked out. Bombed the school to prove they're a peaceful religion.
User avatar #53 to #52 - linkofreekthree (11/03/2012) [-]
Doubt
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