Sapio. Somebody is getting laid tonight .. how i image sex for them WHATS 5x5 YOU DIRTY SLUT TWEENTEEY FIVVE TWEENTEEY FIIVE!! Sapio Somebody is getting laid tonight how i image sex for them WHATS 5x5 YOU DIRTY SLUT TWEENTEEY FIVVE FIIVE!!
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#27 - patriotpenguin ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
how i image sex for them

WHATS 5x5 YOU DIRTY SLUT

TWEENTEEY FIVVE TWEENTEEY FIIVE!!
#162 to #27 - localcatbarber
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(11/03/2012) [-]
DO THOSE EQUATIONS, BITCH!
#334 to #27 - SHAMU
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#206 to #27 - trilogical
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I do not know why, but this really made me horny
#41 to #27 - dehymenator
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(11/03/2012) [-]
My girl didn't know that.
#133 to #27 - drillur
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(11/03/2012) [-]
COUNT TO 37 YOU DIRTY SLUT
Schwam! Doo! Two an heif! Scheven! Schfourteen-teen! Schwenty-one. Schwenty-seven heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven, "WHAT YOU SAYYYY?!"
#147 to #133 - plibble
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(11/03/2012) [-]
this comment made me laugh more than the others..i dont see why you have red thumbs.   
maybe they dont get the reference..?
this comment made me laugh more than the others..i dont see why you have red thumbs.
maybe they dont get the reference..?
#339 to #147 - deathstare
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(11/03/2012) [-]
reference?
#29 to #27 - skatepimp
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Oh god I'm rolling.
My sides.

#39 to #29 - staticenhance
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I'm rolling my sides.
#49 to #39 - shitshitshit
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(11/03/2012) [-]
#50 to #49 - shitshitshit
Reply +9
(11/03/2012) [-]
wait...
#54 to #50 - shitshitshit
Reply +40
(11/03/2012) [-]
french frog
#191 to #39 - samuraicrack
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(11/03/2012) [-]
If she posted to **** people would still claim she's beautiful.
#197 to #191 - bosskiss
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(11/03/2012) [-]
because it gets you laid

inb4: no it doesn't
#199 to #39 - rectophobia
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(11/03/2012) [-]
False. Spheres have no sides
#293 to #39 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#203 to #39 - jamhamington
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(11/03/2012) [-]
if she was average-skinny sized she'd be super-hot
#38 to #27 - Viceroy ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
You should write erotic novels for sapiosexuals.
#61 to #38 - frienderman
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(11/03/2012) [-]
cos(pi/6)*100 shades of grey
#196 to #61 - rectophobia
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(11/03/2012) [-]
cos(pi/3)*100
#150 to #61 - anon
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Don't you mean sin(pi/6)*100?

inb4 that's the joke
#80 to #38 - Akwardweirdo
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(11/03/2012) [-]
wouldn't that just be a regular textbook?
#85 to #80 - Viceroy ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
It'd be a mix of biology and calculus.
#292 to #38 - patriotpenguin ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
im working on the first chapter as we speak
#156 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I'm literally at a boiling point right now
1. First of all, this looks like it's fresh off Tumblr, 9gag or Facebook. It instantly reminded me of that incredibly dumb post about the supposed "units of pain" that a woman feels.
2. If the word "sapiosexual" were any more forced, it would ******* burst from your computer screen. First of all, it is not a word. It's not in the several actual dictionaries I own, it's not on Merriam-Webster, not in Oxford Dictionaries Online, there's not even a Wikipedia entry about it.
3. It is not a NOUN, it's a ******* adjective. If you make up a word, at least know what part of speech it actually is. But since it's a noun, the description makes no ******* sense: "a behavior that something something". That's like if I said: "Are you sapiosexual (what a dumb word)? - Yes, I am behavior of becoming attracted to intelligence".
4. The concept behind this is so stupid it pains me just to think about it. Really? Sexually attracted to intelligence? That makes no ******* sense. The idea has probably been thrown in by hopeless basement dwellers or permanent residents of "the friend zone", who are very fond of their own alleged "intelligence" and think that hot women should throw their panties at them every time they exhibit their all-encompassing wisdom. But would they ******* do the same for an very unattractive, but smart girl? NO!
Go on, hate. I don't care. I will try to fight stupid **** like this every time I see it, even though I'm probably vastly outnumbered
#175 to #156 - sekeido
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(11/03/2012) [-]
This looks like it should be a copypasta... Allow me to CTRL+C that and spam it!
YAY GREEN THUMBS
BOO ORIGINALITY
#180 to #175 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Well, it isn't.
#161 to #156 - briannintytwo
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(11/03/2012) [-]
heres all i gotta say to that whole rant, who cares? but i will go on to say that there are many things that turn people on, such as intelligence those are called turn ons everyone has them, unless your an asexual reproducing organism
#235 to #156 - sothenisaid
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(11/03/2012) [-]
tl;dr
#168 to #156 - triggathepirate
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I mean the logical part (in the few that still have it) ofyou when you see outrageous things knows it's ********. But can't you appreciate the humor in the theory?
As fail as it is?
#170 to #156 - broccoli
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(11/03/2012) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, my new hero
#174 to #156 - anon
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Nah, you're not really alone or outnumbered. Most of us just don't really bother teaching these cunts because they don't listen. You're speaking for quite a bit of the population who just can't be bothered. So we piggy back on people like you and thumb you up so ************* can see it.
#185 to #156 - infernomax
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(11/03/2012) [-]
you're not alone. I found this picture extremely confusing myself. Now that I know what it meant to be, I am even more confused by it. As you said the concept behind the word makes no sense what so ever
#163 to #156 - ziggydepp
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(11/03/2012) [-]
woah. he has a point.
#173 to #156 - hamdaman
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Well spoken sir,well spoken.
Well spoken sir,well spoken.
#181 to #156 - fishkrieg
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(11/03/2012) [-]
are you Cicero by any chance?
That was B-E-A-UTIFUL.
#166 to #156 - lovepain
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(11/03/2012) [-]
3 Dictionaries?   
   
Give this man a medal...
3 Dictionaries?

Give this man a medal...
#171 to #156 - Skrufymunky
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(11/03/2012) [-]
#105 - ProfessorGigsTwo
Reply +60
(11/03/2012) [-]
****. Yes.
#34 - theshaman
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(11/03/2012) [-]
"Oh wow, your calculus skills are SOO hot!!" - no girl ever
#46 to #34 - Jewssassin
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Do you know this as a fact?
#247 to #46 - theshaman
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(11/03/2012) [-]
find a girl that finds math-nerds attractive and get back to me on that, brah.
#328 to #247 - Jewssassin
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Nah Im not gonna, but you cant say that you know for a fact, brah.
#48 to #34 - justinsane
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(11/03/2012) [-]
No, but drop some Plato or Aristotle on them, you'd be shocked how quickly philosophy will get you laid.
#51 to #48 - Hreidmar
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I can confirm this from second hand and personal experience, though in my case it wasn't Plato, it was knowledge of physics (no joke.) I've led a long and for the most part satisfactory life.
#53 to #51 - justinsane
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Locke got me a road hj once. Not even my girlfriend
#57 to #53 - Hreidmar
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Well... admittedly, I've only been with three girls. But man... I worked hard for each one, and it was worth it. The last one became my wife for 18 years.
#64 to #34 - sakuranbokiss
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(11/03/2012) [-]
speak for yourself. I find calculus extremely sexy. Filled with curves.
#194 - bananarchy
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Don't even try to pretend you're sophisticated and intelligent individuals, Funnyjunk
#200 to #194 - onkii
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(11/03/2012) [-]
thank you
#280 - Wingz
Reply +48
(11/03/2012) [-]
I'm still waiting
#274 - theugandanhero
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(11/03/2012) [-]
SHE WANTS THE B
#269 - Mahazama
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(11/03/2012) [-]
If humans were attracted to intelligence, we'd have already claimed the galaxy by now. But no, women go for "swag" and dicksize, biceps. And guys go for tits and easy girls.
****** is wrong with us?
#271 to #269 - anon
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(11/03/2012) [-]
You can't stick your dick in her intelligence.
#272 to #271 - Mahazama
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Best response evar.
#273 to #272 - Mahazama
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(11/03/2012) [-]
and posted as anon too.. what a shame...
#308 to #269 - theugandanhero
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Natural Selection, man.
HOW DOES IT ******* WORK?!
#316 to #269 - CactusFantastico
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(11/03/2012) [-]
well, from an evolutionary point of view we're still apes
#318 to #316 - CactusFantastico
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#275 to #269 - Marker ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
We're pathetic creatures. What more do you expect?
#278 to #275 - notmutzaki
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(11/03/2012) [-]
And if you don't look at humanity with cynicism and instead look at us scientifically, we are probably the most amazing creatures to have ever lived on this planet. There's nothing that really backs up the statement that we're pathetic. With what are you comparing?
#281 to #278 - Marker ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I'm simply using modern times as an example. Stupidity is taking over the human race.

You are the result of thousands of generations of hard work and success, start ******* acting like it. (not aimed at you, but at the people I'm talking about)
#282 to #281 - notmutzaki
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(11/03/2012) [-]
In all fairness, what we're seeing with facebook retards, chavs, etc. isn't really stupidity. They act stupid because they're impressionable teenagers who want to fit into that community of people. Most of them will grow out of that role once they face real life.
It's also worsened a lot with the popularity of the internet. It has also allowed us to see this dumbassery on a whole new level. FunnyJunk, Reddit, etc. show dumb facebook posts all the time, and with every one of them follows the obligatory "I don't want to live on this planet anymore." Instead, why not leave those people be and focus on all the greatness humanity offers?
#290 to #282 - wallbuilder
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(11/03/2012) [-]
What this guy says. We've come a long way from inquisitions and witchhunts. Compare the way people treated each other in medievil times etc. etc. Various tortures are no longer state sanctioned(at least not publically), slavery is typically illegal and such a thing as science exists now.

As far as stupidity taking over the human race...When were we ever smarter on average than we are now? The world is also smaller than ever(facebook, the internet,globalisation in general), metaphorically speaking - the idiots stick out because they are an easy source of humour and often recorded.
#320 to #290 - Marker ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Actually, this is my problem with humanity. In every ******* group, there is always a small percentage of idiots that speak so much ******* louder than the rest that it seems like they make up the whole group. This is true for all races, religions, and political movements as well, not just humans as a whole.
#301 to #290 - tentaquil
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(11/03/2012) [-]
#231 - arijan
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(11/03/2012) [-]
This changes the song completely.
#284 to #231 - sparkshock
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Well done. Well done, sir.
#19 - genexxxbloodwing
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Ohh, This Post is giving me such a Brainer
#28 to #19 - anon
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(11/03/2012) [-]
thumbing you up was worth the math