Well that explains it.. This just happened in my newsfeed.. Why is the new trend ta name your kid a normal name, but spell it like a gnd grader? Like ' Comment  Dont look at me
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Well that explains it.

 
Well that explains it.. This just happened in my newsfeed.. Why is the new trend ta name your kid a normal name, but spell it like a gnd grader? Like ' Comment

This just happened in my newsfeed.

Why is the new trend ta name your kid a normal name, but spell it like a
gnd grader?
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Because people are
having kids in second grade
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#294 - josieabby (11/03/2012) [-]
A girl in my daughter's class: Nevaeh Ecarg Jones.
No **** .
Heaven Grace backwards.
User avatar #373 to #294 - stokkeprygl ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
Grace Heaven backwards, not Heaven Grace?

don't punish me
User avatar #300 to #294 - teoferrazzi (11/03/2012) [-]
nevaeh actually sounds kinda cool.. just sayin'
#319 to #294 - babydonthurtme (11/03/2012) [-]
Nevaeh is actually not that uncommon, and ecarg sounds like some electronics company
#198 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (11/03/2012) [-]
Well maybe some people wanna be unique?    
For example, my child's name will be xXCuntDeStroyer69Xx
Well maybe some people wanna be unique?
For example, my child's name will be xXCuntDeStroyer69Xx
#158 - silverlance (11/03/2012) [-]
I herd some guy named his kid "OP", but it is actually pronounced "fag", weird huh?
User avatar #17 - chuffberry (11/03/2012) [-]
i **** you not, my sister named her daughter ******** . (it's supposed to be pronounced shi-thay-ed). this is why there should be a license to breed.
User avatar #24 to #17 - jacencaedus (11/03/2012) [-]
common sense test at the very least
User avatar #61 to #17 - tjcomics (11/03/2012) [-]
Thats actually a common name....
User avatar #73 to #17 - cshp (11/03/2012) [-]
That's an actual name.
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#162 to #17 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #247 to #17 - lusir (11/03/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8 this came to my mind when I heard ******** :D
User avatar #35 to #17 - fukkentyranitar (11/03/2012) [-]
Did you punch her in the ovaries?
User avatar #26 to #17 - whydoesntitwork (11/03/2012) [-]
Somone named there kid clamidia because it sounded nice appernently, sorry about spelling ime tired and been punced in boxing matcth earlir
User avatar #108 to #42 - lotlizard (11/03/2012) [-]
Thank you. I was about to go the **** off about how nobody realized that this was not an original joke.
#167 to #17 - themeister (11/03/2012) [-]
I recently met a man named "Manmeet" one word, first name. I was convinced it was a joke, but nope. That's his real name. His nickname was "lady-vegetable"...
User avatar #28 to #17 - ScruffytheJanitor (11/03/2012) [-]
This black girl is called La-a. Pronounced La Dash A.
User avatar #101 to #28 - cancerousiguana (11/03/2012) [-]
'cause the dash don't be silent.
User avatar #33 to #28 - phonerstonerboner (11/03/2012) [-]
That is the oldest joke. My father told me that joke when I was 6.
User avatar #374 to #33 - Ranpu Dentro (11/03/2012) [-]
I **** you not, my Sister-in-law is a music teacher and she had a girl in one of her classes named La-a. It may be an old joke, but people still ******* use it.
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#276 to #17 - awesomanium (11/03/2012) [-]
So you're Bono?
So you're Bono?
#29 to #17 - MasterManiac (11/03/2012) [-]
I remember reading that in Freakonomics
I remember reading that in Freakonomics
User avatar #45 to #29 - fuckenjordster (11/03/2012) [-]
Sauce? Looks like a Disney Pixar movie :3
User avatar #48 to #45 - TheFagRobot (11/03/2012) [-]
The Incredibles
User avatar #51 to #48 - fuckenjordster (11/03/2012) [-]
Well shiieeeet!
User avatar #52 to #51 - TheFagRobot (11/03/2012) [-]
Shiieeeet indeed, sir. Shiieeeet indeed.
User avatar #50 to #45 - shitshitshit (11/03/2012) [-]
the incredible's
#149 to #45 - gfhg (11/03/2012) [-]
It's actually from Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs.
#208 to #17 - therealrainbowdash (11/03/2012) [-]
But can she do a black flip?

(If you don't get it, Google 'I'm ********* )
#18 to #17 - equinoxxa (11/03/2012) [-]
Words have failed me.
User avatar #19 to #17 - bitchplzzz (11/03/2012) [-]
Well, if thats so, Im gonna call my child ****** . ("Ni-Ee-Jur") So that I can say the word whenever the fck i want.
#14 - derpage (11/03/2012) [-]
Seems to have spread internationally.
User avatar #38 to #14 - holycrapimacupcake (11/03/2012) [-]
No one will be as cool as this ************ .
#10 - notaduck (11/02/2012) [-]
At least they didn't decide it by asking /b/
#62 to #10 - prophetofexile (11/03/2012) [-]
I may be missing something here, but on the certificate his birth time was 5:31 p.m. and he posts his delivar at 1:34? Am I missing something?
I may be missing something here, but on the certificate his birth time was 5:31 p.m. and he posts his delivar at 1:34? Am I missing something?
#193 to #62 - anon (11/03/2012) [-]
East australian time on certificate

Some american time on 4chan
User avatar #381 to #193 - prophetofexile (11/03/2012) [-]
Ohhh ok then thanks. Don't understand the red thumb for me though? Just asking a question but ok lol
#66 to #62 - anon (11/03/2012) [-]
she was probably still in labor
#64 to #62 - notaduck (11/03/2012) [-]
He would have been in a different time zone
User avatar #15 to #10 - colegaleener (11/03/2012) [-]
That's actually pretty cool.
User avatar #40 to #10 - zoidz (11/03/2012) [-]
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Someone has to give this name to something....
#25 to #10 - darknesincontrol (11/03/2012) [-]
courage is a pretty cool name
#173 - midnightflower (11/03/2012) [-]
I knew a guy with the last name Butt.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - elburritoextremo (11/02/2012) [-]
my mate just named his son RADMAN
haha best name ever imo.
User avatar #13 to #9 - ivoryhammer (11/03/2012) [-]
Yeah I'm sure he'll grow up to be a rad man
#65 to #8 - breadstickez (11/03/2012) [-]
Remind me of him.
Remind me of him.
#11 to #8 - bladebites (11/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #37 to #8 - fukkentyranitar (11/03/2012) [-]
Vectron sounds like the beta name for Optimus Prime.
#329 to #37 - memeticman (11/03/2012) [-]
VECTOR PRIME.
User avatar #277 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
my sister is naming her daughter destiny... she's white, and she's giving her a ghetto/stripper name... dafuq sis?
#287 to #277 - kadajsouba (11/03/2012) [-]
MFW my sister's name is Destiny...
User avatar #303 to #287 - xxz (11/03/2012) [-]
What strip club does she work at?
User avatar #288 to #287 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
i am so, soo sorry
#292 to #288 - kadajsouba (11/03/2012) [-]
No worries I'll admit it is a ghetto/stripperish name
Then again my mom's name is Carmelita
My two aunts names are Luciana and Edith (all white people)
User avatar #293 to #292 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
ok, i gotta admit, your mom has a ******* whore's name
note i am not calling your mother a whore, just her name is whorish, especially when it's a white girl
User avatar #305 to #293 - deathstare (11/03/2012) [-]
yay, a family of strippers and whores
User avatar #395 to #305 - mrmask (11/03/2012) [-]
go play "the Sagara family", not strippers and whores, but may as well be.
User avatar #129 - ambrutious (11/03/2012) [-]
I knew a girl called Faeces...
What a **** name
User avatar #134 to #129 - ambrutious (11/03/2012) [-]
And my brothers name is Oilibhear (Pronounced Oliver...)
#275 - ishouldplayzelda (11/03/2012) [-]
i have a friend who's brother got his 15 year old girlfriend pregnant because she wanted it and basically played on his ignorance of how sex works. she told him that since they were broken up, he didn't get to have any hand in naming it. you know how when you're young you make a lot of mistakes you'll regret? having a kid for instance, but also the name you give it... the name the kid will stab you in your sleep at 16 for giving it   
   
it was born last month   
   
it's a girl   
   
she named her Berkleigh
i have a friend who's brother got his 15 year old girlfriend pregnant because she wanted it and basically played on his ignorance of how sex works. she told him that since they were broken up, he didn't get to have any hand in naming it. you know how when you're young you make a lot of mistakes you'll regret? having a kid for instance, but also the name you give it... the name the kid will stab you in your sleep at 16 for giving it

it was born last month

it's a girl

she named her Berkleigh
User avatar #278 to #275 - rasputinsbeard (11/03/2012) [-]
How do you pronounce it?
User avatar #279 to #278 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
probably "burklee"
#281 to #279 - ishouldplayzelda (11/03/2012) [-]
yep, but from the way she spells it, you'd think that she's dyslexic... and that english is her 5th language

oh well, maybe she'll get a trophy just for trying
User avatar #282 to #281 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
**** , i hate my generation
User avatar #352 to #281 - awesomegreenguy (11/03/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter what language she speaks, her name is still spelled the same way.

-.-
User avatar #308 to #281 - deathstare (11/03/2012) [-]
Saying English is her 5th language doesn't make her sound dumb. I'm actually impressed by the fact that she already knows 4 other languages.
User avatar #280 to #279 - rasputinsbeard (11/03/2012) [-]
Poor child
#176 - duchessofcorn (11/03/2012) [-]
I used to be friends with a kid named Ky4le. The 4 was silent.   
I'm not even kidding, on his birth certificate his parents added a 4 after the Y.
I used to be friends with a kid named Ky4le. The 4 was silent.
I'm not even kidding, on his birth certificate his parents added a 4 after the Y.
User avatar #164 - Mr Latinonerd (11/03/2012) [-]
a guy in my school has his full name as Said Said
User avatar #187 to #164 - arrogant (11/03/2012) [-]
I knew a Stevie Levie... Poor girl
#47 - DrollHumor (11/03/2012) [-]
I will never have children because I don't want to be responsible for bringing new life into this 			**********		 world.    
   
I will only have dogs and dog names are always amazing.
I will never have children because I don't want to be responsible for bringing new life into this ********** world.

I will only have dogs and dog names are always amazing.
#175 to #47 - artjunk ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
yea, THAT'S why you'll never have kids.......
yea, THAT'S why you'll never have kids.......




#178 to #175 - DrollHumor (11/03/2012) [-]
I'm female, good sir, if I wanted kids I could have one nine months from tomorrow.
I'm female, good sir, if I wanted kids I could have one nine months from tomorrow.
User avatar #57 to #47 - fuckenjordster (11/03/2012) [-]
That gif made me giggle like a bitch
#60 to #57 - DrollHumor (11/03/2012) [-]
Then it has done it's duty.
Then it has done it's duty.
User avatar #177 - magicpurplecat (11/03/2012) [-]
There was a Swedish couple who tried to name their kid Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116. It's pronounced Albin.
User avatar #238 to #177 - rockamekishiko (11/03/2012) [-]
how can they said they want it to be pronounced albin? that would just be like nicknaming him albin
User avatar #184 to #177 - arrogant (11/03/2012) [-]
I call ********
User avatar #189 to #184 - magicpurplecat (11/03/2012) [-]
You can Google it.
User avatar #194 to #189 - arrogant (11/03/2012) [-]
I apologize good sir. Have some thumbs as compensation
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User avatar #311 - braddlesxp (11/03/2012) [-]
My kids name will be xXMadDogPimp68Xx
User avatar #316 to #311 - OptimusPrime (11/03/2012) [-]
It wont be N0SC0PETRICXKZSHOT360?
#174 - konyewest (11/03/2012) [-]
My cousin named her son "Arian". Meant to be said in Spanish.

I, however, like to call him little "Aryan Race."

I'm a terrible uncle.
User avatar #295 to #174 - doctorfailkins (11/03/2012) [-]
lulwut i know a spanish person called arian
User avatar #297 to #174 - xbonezbreaker (11/03/2012) [-]
Wait if she's your cousin, how are you his uncle?

What
I'm so confused
#416 to #297 - konyewest (11/03/2012) [-]
In my family our cousins kids are our nieces and nephews. Its a Mexican-American thing; at least in my experience (most of my Hispanic friends' say it's the same for them). We're all about family and love and stuff.
User avatar #422 to #416 - xbonezbreaker (11/04/2012) [-]
I see.
#181 to #174 - youxbarstard (11/03/2012) [-]
Or, the best uncle ever!
#160 - Nameloc (11/03/2012) [-]
Kinda unrelated, but my First name is Coleman.

MFW people think it's my last name.
User avatar #180 to #160 - bbrunner (11/03/2012) [-]
my 1st name is Broghan people always say thats a last name as well so i feel your pain
User avatar #170 to #160 - iclarinet (11/03/2012) [-]
your username...nice.
User avatar #172 to #170 - Nameloc (11/03/2012) [-]
Congrats!
It takes some people hours/ days/ weeks/ years to figure it out.
#84 - moooossseeee (11/03/2012) [-]
There's a black girl in my school whose name is, no lie, Robree. Said: Rob-er-ree.

(Not to mention she's pregnant and only 17)



>MFW her parents actually named her Robbery.
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