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#24 - the fuzzball ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
#122 to #24 - mrpootkins
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(11/03/2012) [-]
you are a person I would like.
#21 - redrock
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(11/02/2012) [-]
Hitman monkey gets a nice suit
#37 to #21 - DrDanny
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Do you know what issue and of what comic this is?
#148 to #37 - redrock
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(11/03/2012) [-]
apparently it's Deadpool #20 from sometime in 2010 during the three-part "Whatever a Spider Can" arc
#149 to #148 - DrDanny
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#28 to #21 - comentator
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Looks kinda like Pitbull.
#4 - mltex
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(11/02/2012) [-]
Making a post about monkeys subconsciously inferring to others that they are black people.

You racist son of a bitch.
#31 to #4 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account**
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#32 to #4 - wiljones
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(11/03/2012) [-]
is this your first day on the internet? nobody cares
#5 to #4 - benjamins [OP]
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(11/02/2012) [-]
I didn't think about it that way until you said it.
You racist mofo! :D
#6 to #5 - mltex
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(11/02/2012) [-]
DON'T YOU LIE TO ME BOY.
DON'T YOU LIE TO ME BOY.
#7 to #6 - benjamins [OP]
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(11/02/2012) [-]
Nah, man... I .... like .... uhh.... you know...
#8 to #7 - mltex
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(11/02/2012) [-]
Thank you for playing along.

I like you and I like this post.

Have a good night kind sir.
#9 to #8 - benjamins [OP]
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(11/02/2012) [-]
Good night?
Where are you from? It's 1PM here :D
#10 to #9 - mltex
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#11 to #10 - benjamins [OP]
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(11/02/2012) [-]
I understood that as "Straight outta Compton"
#15 to #11 - thetellerofstories
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(11/02/2012) [-]
crazy mutha ***** named ice cube...
#152 to #15 - benjamins [OP]
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(11/04/2012) [-]
from the gang called NWA
#158 to #152 - thetellerofstories
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(11/04/2012) [-]
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
#27 - kidsquicker
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(11/03/2012) [-]
This monkey shows the same level of emotive expression as Vladimir Putin.
#42 to #27 - herpderppppp
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(11/03/2012) [-]
this isnt really relevant but anyone else think putin is kinda cool/a badass, despite being evil? idk
this isnt really relevant but anyone else think putin is kinda cool/a badass, despite being evil? idk
#74 to #42 - traelos
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Putin's not really evil, it's just that he's trained directly under Chuck Norris and has difficulty seeing humans as anything more than targets anymore...
#76 to #74 - herpderppppp
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(11/03/2012) [-]
he was a spy looong before he was a leader. this is reagan (in office) and putin posing as a tourist..
#44 to #27 - chiefmartinbrody
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(11/03/2012) [-]
He just doesn't give a ****
He just doesn't give a ****
#18 - varrlegrimscythe
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(11/02/2012) [-]
#100 to #18 - toocheesy
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(11/03/2012) [-]
From a distance it looked like "hot monkey"
#20 to #18 - shamrockd
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(11/02/2012) [-]
hell yes. awesome story.
"you're not gonna believe me."
"try me."
"his name is hit-monkey. he's a hitman. who's a monkey.
"... you don't believe me."
"of course not."
#22 to #20 - varrlegrimscythe
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(11/02/2012) [-]
I have it as well.
#111 - storebought
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(11/03/2012) [-]
not sure if you aware but he's an actual comic book character
#127 to #111 - collinislegendary
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Actually own that comic :3 Hitmonkey
#141 to #111 - anon
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(11/03/2012) [-]
refer to #24
#29 - kltznrj
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Ode to the eternal vigilance of Hitman Monkey. He will never cease to rest.
#98 to #29 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
That sentence.
It disturbs me.
#47 to #29 - YllekNayr
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(11/03/2012) [-]
........that means he will never stop resting.

Just saying.
#58 to #47 - kltznrj
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Shoot. I should've looked it over before I posted that.
Thank you, good sir. You've done this community proud.
#43 - emte
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(11/03/2012) [-]
However, Hitman Monkey does enjoy lying down with his gun and shoo-
#103 to #43 - nocapswtf **User deleted account**
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#105 to #43 - anon
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(11/03/2012) [-]
At least anons are sa-
#113 to #43 - centurionprime
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(11/03/2012) [-]
you guys are all silly.

i see this crap all over the news and i get so frightened, dead bodies dropping everywhere in my city, and i just cant imagine how i've managed to lead a normal life, two men died next to me in AN ELEVATOR , heads blown clean off

i moved my family out of my house they're up in.... better not to say, i mean i'm just a lowly banana deliveryman
2/10, blah blah blah, i'm terrible, i felt like putting it out there.
#115 to #43 - mrchaircake
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Whats happening he-
#117 to #43 - knoxousfumes
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Hey guys what did I mi-
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#104 to #43 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE
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What's happ-
#50 to #43 - choclategum
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(11/03/2012) [-]
What? What's going o-
#75 to #43 - djlonthree
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(11/03/2012) [-]
oh **** its yo-
#159 to #75 - bamicee
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(11/04/2012) [-]
thanks captain ovious
#102 to #43 - danihollywood
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(11/03/2012) [-]
ok, this is just stupid. Nothing is gonna happen to anyon-
#49 to #43 - mrhighguy ONLINE
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Oh **** not agai-
#60 to #43 - raistlinmajere
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(11/03/2012) [-]
wait, im confused he-
#61 to #43 - wastelandgunner
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Y'all are faggo-
#62 to #43 - mogwaves
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(11/03/2012) [-]
its cool guys i got thi-
#78 to #43 - DasSpiel
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Seriously guys?
You're all stupid thumbwho-
#51 to #43 - liquidz
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(11/03/2012) [-]
For the glory of Panau!
#26 - stizz **User deleted account**
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#34 to #26 - julpiter
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#109 - cheeziswin
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(11/03/2012) [-]
>MFW a lot of front page made me genuinely laugh.
>MFW a lot of front page made me genuinely laugh.
#110 to #109 - tigerstyle
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(11/03/2012) [-]
gtfo
#112 to #110 - cheeziswin
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(11/03/2012) [-]
How about no?
How about no?
#119 to #112 - misticalz
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I remember seeing this. Where is it from?
#120 to #119 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Seinfeld.
#126 to #110 - anon
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(11/03/2012) [-]
As an anonymous, I only get one comment every hour. I use my one comment to tell you that your an unloveable dick. Change your ways.
#133 to #126 - snackman
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