Dating. . WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but
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Dating

WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex,
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex,
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex,
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
ring.
tth Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex,
tth Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you' ll marry her and never get head again,
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Sceond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don' t even get to the third date and you' already realized
nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She' s pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her ear.
Second Date: She' s pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in, One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend,
her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father' s
girlfriend' s mother, her two cousins, her sister' s Boyfriend and his three kids
move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home
that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends
and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
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User avatar #6 - nadastress (11/01/2012) [+] (47 replies)
Moral of the story : **** Irish bitches...
#8 to #6 - summin (11/01/2012) [-]
Best advice ever.
User avatar #21 - sarwarl (11/01/2012) [+] (28 replies)
As an Irish woman, I can vouch for this.
User avatar #28 to #21 - thetattooedone (11/01/2012) [-]
I read that as, "I'm a huge whore."

Weird.
User avatar #9 - rainbowtacos (11/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Japanese Women:
First Date: You tentacle rape them
Second Date: They are pregnant and you tentacle rape them again
Third Date: You tentacle rape them and their child.
#4 - kurtr (11/01/2012) [-]
MFW My girlfriend is arabic and we're dating for 6 months
#20 - kanatana (11/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at quote of the year ** Nice, worth the read.
User avatar #12 - ninjabunnygo (11/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
what about french ?
:o
User avatar #16 to #12 - mharikai (11/01/2012) [-]
she surrenders to you and never shaves anywhere. the end
#17 - paralars (11/01/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Wait, Italians aren't white?
Wait, Italians aren't white?
#305 - agentmoleman (11/02/2012) [-]
White women >< Irish women...
White women >< Irish women...
#193 - suckerfish (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Australian Women: Sex on first date.   
   
End.
Australian Women: Sex on first date.

End.
#114 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (11/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
When a girl tries to get frisky with me on the first date...
When a girl tries to get frisky with me on the first date...
#121 to #114 - herpderppppp (11/02/2012) [-]
niggayougay.jpg
#255 - anonymous (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The Mexican one is ********

Mexican's don't own cars
User avatar #270 - guidoc (11/02/2012) [-]
Alien Womanoid:
1st date - Get eaten alive.
2nd date - Reverse contraception as adolescent freak of nature.
3rd date - You are batman.
#254 - wolfmutt (11/02/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Why is stuff about dating everywhere I look! I'm going on my first date in like...4 hours, and I'm totaly freaking out. I will not be having sex by the third date! o-o    
   
Gif, not related.
Why is stuff about dating everywhere I look! I'm going on my first date in like...4 hours, and I'm totaly freaking out. I will not be having sex by the third date! o-o

Gif, not related.
#253 - satexas ONLINE (11/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'll take the Irish one.
#192 - lightninghedgehog (11/02/2012) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#179 - inforcersorders (11/02/2012) [-]
Read this wrong. So, I envisioned a bunch of irish people blinding themselves to have drunk sex.
User avatar #142 - TarnRazor (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Last one's true. I speak from experience.
#161 to #142 - mrcrowleysr (11/02/2012) [-]
yeah man me too, I hate it when I get shot to death
#297 - knoxousfumes (11/02/2012) [-]
mfw
"You are shot dead"
"No third date" XD
#311 - fallenout (11/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm from jewland And this is sadly\happily true...if u don't marry the girl you're winning

<==== a srsly unrelated pic
#323 to #311 - germanperv (11/02/2012) [-]
"Jewland"
"Jewland"
"Jewland"
#1 - maternation ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
And that's why i love Irish Women!
And that's why i love Irish Women!
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