Dating. . WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but racial dating
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Dating

WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex,
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex,
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex,
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
ring.
tth Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex,
tth Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you' ll marry her and never get head again,
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Sceond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don' t even get to the third date and you' already realized
nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She' s pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her ear.
Second Date: She' s pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in, One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend,
her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father' s
girlfriend' s mother, her two cousins, her sister' s Boyfriend and his three kids
move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home
that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends
and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
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#20 - kanatana (11/01/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at quote of the year ** Nice, worth the read.
User avatar #9 - rainbowtacos (11/01/2012) [-]
Japanese Women:
First Date: You tentacle rape them
Second Date: They are pregnant and you tentacle rape them again
Third Date: You tentacle rape them and their child.
User avatar #96 to #9 - azzaip (11/01/2012) [-]
Fourth Date: She and the child tentacle rape you.
User avatar #158 to #96 - dylanmart (11/02/2012) [-]
Fifth Date: There is no Fifth Date because the tentacle ate you.
User avatar #6 - nadastress (11/01/2012) [-]
Moral of the story : **** Irish bitches...
#149 to #6 - ancel (11/02/2012) [-]
We're a very racist country, so ... no blacks.
User avatar #150 to #149 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Challenge accepted.
#151 to #150 - ancel (11/02/2012) [-]
Just don't let the DRM catch you, they actually castrated the last black "man" who started "provoking" whites by shouting in dublin that he was going to make a "half cast" baby.

Good luck lad.
User avatar #152 to #151 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Don't worry, if there's one thing Micheal Jackson taught me, was be smooth criminal... In out and sprout, BLAM!
#155 to #152 - ancel (11/02/2012) [-]
Sure kid. I think you would find it hard to get an Irish girl going after a monkey.
User avatar #162 to #155 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Sorry to break this to you but a long time ago monkeys evolved to become humans and being human, you know writing through a computer and understanding your language and teaching you that ******* are not automatically monkeys clearly proves that, haha **** just joking I'm a monkey!

TL;DR : Ooooaaaahahaha!
#165 to #162 - ancel (11/02/2012) [-]
Enjoy Swedens Democrats
User avatar #166 to #165 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Monkey can't understand picture, ****** bad? White good? Wait I feel a **** coming, better sniff, huehue nasty...
#168 to #166 - ancel (11/02/2012) [-]
And people wonder why white nationalism is growing in Europe.
User avatar #171 to #168 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Because autism is on the rise too...
#368 to #171 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
I think you are giving "ancel" too much credit. LOL
#172 to #171 - ancel (11/02/2012) [-]
20 million people just caught autism in the last 5 years?
hmm i have to look into that one.
User avatar #177 to #172 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Apparently you don't understand logic and reasoning or jokes, so let me try this way... **** you and your backwards thinking mindset that sets your own "people" as you would put it, behind at least to the mid evil times. You clearly don't know **** about me, I'm a mix of America, Belgium, Somalia, Kenya, Russia and Holland. Practically I'm a child of earth, you!? I don't want to go there because I hate hate and I can accept your different opinions, so I hope next time you don't judge, but try to laugh and maybe, just maybe understand we're not what our skin colour is.

Ps Sorry for all the " ***** " and butthurt...
#186 to #177 - ancel (11/02/2012) [-]
Sorry old image. This one is more up to date and detailed.
It's funny because you think racial difference are skin deep.
#312 to #186 - anon (11/02/2012) [-]
>actually being racist and not just funny
>2012

Are you faggot or just mentally retarded?
#365 to #312 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
I think he is.
User avatar #195 to #186 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Sorry saw this chart now and I understand, but don't say all black people are stupid because a chart says so, because I wouldn't judge people by a chart which clearly is not backed by real estimates, like the chart below me. You have no proof if africans had the same education as we do that they would do worse in IQ tests, ***** I'm in Mensa! Didn't want to pull it out, but I did...
#204 to #195 - ancel (11/02/2012) [-]
" You have no proof if africans had the same education "
IQ is not linked to schooling. Bad monkey.
", because I wouldn't judge people by a chart which clearly is not backed by real estimates, like the chart below me."
Then use the one below that shows the same info.
Night.
User avatar #207 to #204 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
And btw it doesn't show the same info! It ******* states that Australia has 60 in IQ!
User avatar #206 to #204 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Did you just say "IQ is not linked to schooling"? Yeah like the sun is not linked to heat, whatever, goodnight...
#183 to #177 - ancel (11/02/2012) [-]
" **** you and your backwards thinking mindset"
Looks more like the future to me, well if the polls are a indication of what's to come.
" Belgium, Somalia, Kenya, Russia and Holland. "
Scandinavia, ****** , ****** , slavic, Scandinavia and?
"Practically I'm a child of earth, you!?"
Irish, white,celtic, Germanic
" we're not what our skin colour is. "
You better not google "race and crime" or "race and IQ".
Face it, Negroes have always committed more crime and failed no matter where you people go. Just look at america:

Blacks make up 11-13% of the population yet make up 46% of ALL crime. Similar can be said about European Negroes. No matter where your people go, most fail at the game of life. Deal with it.
#227 to #183 - hillbillypowpow (11/02/2012) [-]
quit being a cunt
User avatar #242 to #227 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Hahaha I love you! Your name is "hillbillypowpow" and thought, "this is too much"
#369 to #227 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
Dat pic...

One can only hope...
#366 to #183 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
So?

Now you can predict who is going to commit a crime now because of their skin color?
Sounds like your full of it.
User avatar #200 to #183 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Btw, "white" is not a country
User avatar #190 to #183 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
No it's not "Belgium, Somalia, Kenya, Russia and Holland" = "Scandinavia, ****** , ****** , slavic, Scandinavia and?" It's western Europe, east Africa, east Africa, Asia and western Europe. And by the chart you just spread, Australia has lower IQ than Africa... Just saying...
#199 to #190 - ancel (11/02/2012) [-]
"It's western Europe, east Africa, east Africa, Asia and western Europe. "
You couldn't even comment on the IQ, crime rates or the stats in america. Well done, you made my night, now i must be off to bed, I've college in the morning.

Enjoy the rise of white nationalism, I know I will, regardless of what you or i say, the fact of the matter is that Europe is voting for right wing populist parties in ever greater numbers. Ta Mo chara. :)
User avatar #237 to #199 - thepyras (11/02/2012) [-]
It makes me sad that anyone in college could be as ignorant as you.
User avatar #266 to #199 - paradoxflow (11/02/2012) [-]
you honestly are the worst sort of person. scum of the earth
#367 to #199 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
What college accepted your special ass?
User avatar #202 to #199 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Sleep tight!
User avatar #234 to #202 - bannon (11/02/2012) [-]
I must apologize for that lad. He doesn't speak for the rest of us and seems like a complete and utter tool. We're not all racist. Just this idiot it seems.
User avatar #245 to #234 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
No need, it's not his fault, hopefully he'll come around...
User avatar #249 to #245 - bannon (11/02/2012) [-]
With "outstanding intelligence" like his, I wouldn't hold your breath.
User avatar #250 to #249 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
Not likely but you never know when jungle fever strikes.
#364 to #165 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
You must be a special kind of stupid...
User avatar #153 to #152 - nadastress (11/02/2012) [-]
be *a*
#8 to #6 - summin ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Best advice ever.
User avatar #43 to #8 - lionscrest (11/01/2012) [-]
Who is she?
User avatar #44 to #43 - shanecos (11/01/2012) [-]
Bustedtees (collegehuemor) model
User avatar #45 to #44 - lionscrest (11/01/2012) [-]
Damn so no nudes?
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User avatar #73 to #49 - brettyoke (11/01/2012) [-]
Does anyone understand this man's unnecesary rage?
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#4 - kurtr (11/01/2012) [-]
MFW My girlfriend is arabic and we're dating for 6 months
#305 - agentmoleman (11/02/2012) [-]
White women >< Irish women...
White women >< Irish women...
#193 - suckerfish (11/02/2012) [-]
Australian Women: Sex on first date.   
   
End.
Australian Women: Sex on first date.

End.
User avatar #198 to #193 - Lainge (11/02/2012) [-]
New Zealand women.
No date, just sex.
User avatar #270 - guidoc (11/02/2012) [-]
Alien Womanoid:
1st date - Get eaten alive.
2nd date - Reverse contraception as adolescent freak of nature.
3rd date - You are batman.
#255 - anon (11/02/2012) [-]
The Mexican one is ********

Mexican's don't own cars
User avatar #261 to #255 - FluffyMuffin (11/02/2012) [-]
its never a car, to small. It would always be a pick-up or a van...ALWAYS
#254 - wolfmutt (11/02/2012) [-]
Why is stuff about dating everywhere I look! I'm going on my first date in like...4 hours, and I'm totaly freaking out. I will not be having sex by the third date! o-o    
   
Gif, not related.
Why is stuff about dating everywhere I look! I'm going on my first date in like...4 hours, and I'm totaly freaking out. I will not be having sex by the third date! o-o

Gif, not related.
#285 to #254 - anon (11/02/2012) [-]
Where is this scene from?
User avatar #349 to #254 - deathbatdude (11/04/2012) [-]
How did it go?
User avatar #353 to #349 - wolfmutt (11/05/2012) [-]
It went great, thanks! ^^ A litlle awkward, but over-all it was fine.
User avatar #257 to #254 - Garude ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
understand this. your date will go by smoothly if you just keep your cool. do not panic for they can smell fear! i keed i keed but really, just act normal and all will go swimmingly.
User avatar #264 to #257 - wolfmutt (11/02/2012) [-]
They? Who is they? xDD

But thanks anyway. ^^
User avatar #258 to #254 - wisdombranch (11/02/2012) [-]
Your first date is in 4 hours? Or are you going on a date now, but your last one was 4 hours ago. (Your ellipses does not have a clear connotation.)
User avatar #262 to #258 - wolfmutt (11/02/2012) [-]
It's in 4 hours. Well, more like 3 hours and 30 mintues now. The ellipses were meant to act as a sort of hesitation at guessing the time because I couldn't be bothered putting down the correct numerical amount.
#287 to #254 - neogrungist (11/02/2012) [-]
You're the girl so you have absolutely nothing to worry about because you control the situation, and if you realize you don't like the guy you can just tell him you thought you two went out as friends. Just make sure you dress nicely without taking it too far.
You're the girl so you have absolutely nothing to worry about because you control the situation, and if you realize you don't like the guy you can just tell him you thought you two went out as friends. Just make sure you dress nicely without taking it too far.
#263 to #254 - smokeymouse (11/02/2012) [-]
give her a hug not a kiss and thatll keep her wanting moar
User avatar #278 to #263 - wolfmutt (11/02/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when I am female.
#272 to #254 - cheezyman (11/02/2012) [-]
good luck bruh
good luck bruh
#253 - satexas (11/02/2012) [-]
I'll take the Irish one.
#277 to #253 - triggathepirate (11/02/2012) [-]
I've just been thrown into a fit of hysteria looking at this.
Waking up two people and farting in the process.
Goddamn you.
#328 to #277 - punisherswar (11/02/2012) [-]
Your damn quote did the same for me.
Your damn quote did the same for me.
#192 - lightninghedgehog (11/02/2012) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#17 - paralars (11/01/2012) [-]
Wait, Italians aren't white?
Wait, Italians aren't white?
#322 to #17 - anon (11/02/2012) [-]
No, they're wogs.
User avatar #53 to #17 - userderp (11/01/2012) [-]
no they are not white
User avatar #19 to #17 - chubberbrother (11/01/2012) [-]
OP probably meant American. I'm pretty sure most Jewish people are white too. Along with Irish.
#114 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (11/02/2012) [-]
When a girl tries to get frisky with me on the first date...
When a girl tries to get frisky with me on the first date...
#167 to #114 - mrcrowleysr (11/02/2012) [-]
fag
#121 to #114 - herpderppppp (11/02/2012) [-]
niggayougay.jpg
User avatar #127 to #121 - kandazz (11/02/2012) [-]
The purple text makes that so much better.
#260 - katsueren (11/02/2012) [-]
How can girls even have sex on the third date? That would be awkward as **** for me.
#333 to #260 - gurle (11/02/2012) [-]
For you, my friend.
User avatar #276 - snowshark (11/02/2012) [-]
Japanese women:
1st Date - You are violently raped by an enormous tentacle monster that lives in her vag. Die of internal bleeding. You're also pregnant.
2nd Date - ...
#372 to #276 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]
Probably the opposite of that. Japanese women are very nice and polite, especially to foreigners.
User avatar #157 - sycobelle (11/02/2012) [-]
I'm Irish. It's nice to know where I stand. This seems quite accurate.
#184 to #157 - infernoburrito (11/02/2012) [-]
hey uhh... wanna go out sometime?
#5 - trevorsta (11/01/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#179 - inforcersorders (11/02/2012) [-]
Read this wrong. So, I envisioned a bunch of irish people blinding themselves to have drunk sex.
#309 - curtt (11/02/2012) [-]
Aboriginal women:
First date: introduces you to her parents casino
second date: sells you fireworks from her grandpas shop
third date: move into her reserve
#313 to #309 - onelittleindian (11/02/2012) [-]
Native American women:

First date: Make her fried bread, get to have sex

Second date: Find out she is your first cousin, stay with her anyway

Third date: She cheats on you with white guy

Fourth date: Scalp her and white man
User avatar #303 - dractheripper (11/02/2012) [-]
Irish is definitely the way to go.
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