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And that's when the fight started...

Joke M;
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mien said, "Is that your final answer?"
She dothat even look at me , simply saying "Yes."
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I asked my wife, 'Where do to gofer out anniversary?" unarmed my treat: to see sherface men in sweet
Somewehere I havent been In a longtime!" she said
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And mars when me tight started _
Julia "
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arbitration, and whispered, ‘The weather on there is temple.'
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1 reel minute: I look old, fat and ugly. I realty need you to pay me '
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please ''
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meal she hasnt been sober since ,
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dropped your parts. You might have gotten disability, too.‘
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User avatar #15 - Scottizdaman
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FB status for the next 12 days.
#7 - drewsky
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The last one.
User avatar #9 to #7 - crustypizza
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He's implying that she doesn't clean around the house enough and dust has accumulated on the TV.

Get it now?
#10 to #9 - drewsky
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But why does it say, "And then the fight started..." twice?
User avatar #11 to #10 - crustypizza
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We'll never now the mysterious ways of OP
User avatar #16 to #11 - Scottizdaman
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He told these jokes to his own wife (assuming he has one) and then the fight started.
#17 to #16 - drewsky
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User avatar #1 - skiskinator
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Or he runs away, "that's when the flight started"
User avatar #2 - nadastress
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(11/01/2012) [-]
Joke 6, hilarious! See you on the frontpage!
User avatar #13 - xXFrostyXx
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Can someone explain number 4?
User avatar #14 to #13 - undeadwill
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He's sleeping around with a married woman.
#8 - Barinade
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Joke 4

But who was noise?

#3 - mericafuckyeah
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(11/02/2012) [-]
There is absolutely no car that can go 0-200 in only 3 seconds. The fastest would be the Hennessey Venom GT, at 15.5 seconds.
I realize its a joke, but still thats like saying you want a car that goes 500 MPH
#4 to #3 - anon
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kmh maybe?
#18 to #4 - mericafuckyeah
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500 KMH is also way too fast. The Veyron only goes 409 KMH
User avatar #6 - zeroheros
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so I got into a car crash and the guy in the other car gets out of his car and walks up to me and his like a midget so he comes up to me and he starts yelling at me and hes all like "I an not happy!" so i asked him "well which one are you?"

and that's when the fight started...