My email!. Not oc, these stories kill me inside.. I use to work at an ISP Call Center................ Long story short, lady bitchin that internet is not working, ask her to open IE and go to google....... Ther tags
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#8 - tylerconnell
Reply +84
(11/01/2012) [-]
I use to work at an ISP Call Center................
Long story short, lady bitchin that internet is not working, ask her to open IE and go to google....... There is a small pause and then she says, "I can't believe this, this has never happened!", I ask her "What happened Mam??", and this is what I get, "My pen ran out of ink before I could finish writing google.com on the screen, and now there is a crack in the screen."
#9 to #8 - tonttu
Reply +47
(11/01/2012) [-]
I hope you are ******* lying.
#11 to #9 - tylerconnell
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(11/01/2012) [-]
I wish I was........ That job sucked major ass

Here is another:
Lady calls in bitching, shes pissed because her son downloaded porn on her computer and she is blaming us for it happening. I hear the husband in the background scream "Honey why the **** are you looking at those??", argument ensues, lady picks up the phone in gorilla rage, she yells "You're going to be the destruction of my son!!", notice she has unpaid "premium charges" on her account. It ended up being almost $200 worth of porn, husband goes silent, "hello are you still there mam?"............ she responds, "**** this computer and **** you!". Calls ends with a crash and a dead line
#14 to #11 - tonttu
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(11/01/2012) [-]
How did you keep all that rage inside of you. People asking stupid questions all day would make me lose my ****.
#15 to #14 - tylerconnell
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(11/01/2012) [-]
When they first hired us these were the benefits:
1. Health, Dental, Vision
2. 401k Double Contributions
3. Profit Sharing
4. AND a free gym membership....... After working there for a week I felt like clint eastwood coming out of work at 5, pic related
#19 to #15 - atomschlumpf ONLINE
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(11/01/2012) [-]
you should make a compilation of that stuff and upload it
#89 to #11 - maxismahname
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(11/02/2012) [-]
oh never mind that kind of sucks, i just read your story.
#87 to #11 - maxismahname
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(11/02/2012) [-]
i wish i worked at one of those places so i can laugh my ass off when people like this call. but i don't think it's reallly worth it.
#45 - meatymanbearpig
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(11/01/2012) [-]
#154 to #45 - tylerconnell
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(11/02/2012) [-]
I've been looking for this for sooooooooooooooooooo ******* long, you sir have made my friday
#48 - supersqueegee
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(11/01/2012) [-]
That actually hurt to read.
#20 - toxikxvenom
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(11/01/2012) [-]
mfw i try to explain computer stuff to people
#108 - scooba ONLINE
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(11/02/2012) [-]
#141 to #108 - Gerex
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(11/02/2012) [-]

Another, thought you'd like.
#109 - sofakingcooler
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(11/02/2012) [-]
when i was reading this i literally was pulling my hair. i want more but i dont. it kills me too much to read but its entertaining.
#128 - kidsquicker
Reply +17
(11/02/2012) [-]
If.. if only she had used chrome.
#131 to #128 - Nullifier
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(11/02/2012) [-]
chrome wouldn't keep her screensaver from popping up
#145 to #131 - kidsquicker
Reply +4
(11/02/2012) [-]
Although thedarkangel already pointed it out, it was a reference to an old comic.
I tried to find it for you, but I couldn't... If only I had been using chrome. :'(
#146 to #145 - Nullifier
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(11/02/2012) [-]
I remember the comic....it just went over my head...thanks for being understanding i suppose
#147 to #145 - thedarkangel
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(11/02/2012) [-]
yea i dont have the comic either
#138 to #131 - thedarkangel
Reply +1
(11/02/2012) [-]
its an old joke
#140 to #138 - Nullifier
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(11/02/2012) [-]
I....It went over my head...I don't even..
#143 to #140 - thedarkangel
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(11/02/2012) [-]
happens to everyone bro
#92 - victorfzec
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(11/02/2012) [-]
<- This client
#114 - itsmepapaone
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(11/02/2012) [-]
... How do you function?
... How do you function?
#117 to #114 - nikentakadisker
Reply 0
(11/02/2012) [-]
**** Yea TFS
#133 to #114 - redwolfradolf
Reply 0
(11/02/2012) [-]
Are you real?
#51 - ragingtoinfinity
Reply +12
(11/01/2012) [-]
These kinds of people shouldn't be left alone with a computer, let alone own one.
These kinds of people shouldn't be left alone with a computer, let alone own one.