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#47 - benighted (11/01/2012) [-]
>Parents are Jehovas Witnesses   
>Put sign on door saying "no candy" so people wouldn't knock   
>Feels's bad man   
>I put on my hoodie and grab left over candy in pantry   
>come around corner of my house  to give it to kids   
>have to hide so parents dont see me   
>tell kids to come over, they think im selling drugs   
>they run away and tell parents   
>cops show up   
>cops and children brutally anal rape me
>Parents are Jehovas Witnesses
>Put sign on door saying "no candy" so people wouldn't knock
>Feels's bad man
>I put on my hoodie and grab left over candy in pantry
>come around corner of my house to give it to kids
>have to hide so parents dont see me
>tell kids to come over, they think im selling drugs
>they run away and tell parents
>cops show up
>cops and children brutally anal rape me
#98 to #47 - skilletfan (11/01/2012) [-]
<mfw i finish
<mfw i finish
#79 to #47 - neoexdeath (11/01/2012) [-]
Away...and awaaaaaaaaay, to a world of fantasy...A place, where dreams, come truuuuuuue!~
#68 to #47 - brothergrimm (11/01/2012) [-]
............... wut
............... wut
#51 to #47 - heartlessrobot (11/01/2012) [-]
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Sounds like the best damn halloween ever.
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