If I Had a Nickel. tags are the truth. TE T had a nickel fer ever slut in a cat costume, I' d have enaugh maney buy out; all the sluts in cat costumes.. I have a fetish for catgirls Halloween is the best nigt every year description is f
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User avatar #41 - sloar ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
I have a fetish for catgirls

Halloween is the best nigt every year
#43 to #41 - anon (11/01/2012) [-]
so im not alone?..
User avatar #84 to #43 - sloar ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Nope, join the club kiddo. Enjoy the view
#59 - bluedodger (11/01/2012) [-]
so all the sluts only cost a nickel?
so all the sluts only cost a nickel?
#78 - hairydickfarts (11/01/2012) [-]
Thank you OP. I saw about 50 ******* girls in my school who were ******* cats. I was a nurse, and i didn't wear my costume to school like an attention whore. But I cant stand how Halloween has become reduced to girls drawing whiskers on their faces and calling themselves cats.

cats, cats everywhere
User avatar #63 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
I didn't know that the exchange rate of a slut was 1 nickel.
User avatar #24 - doomskull (11/01/2012) [-]
step 1 put on cat outfit
step 2 receive nickle
step 3 remove cat outfit
step 4 repeat
infinite money
#46 to #24 - MrMouz (11/01/2012) [-]
Or just go outside.
Or just go outside.
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User avatar #2 - ighostinthefogi (11/01/2012) [-]
Each costume is worth a nickel then? Not sure if that's the joke of if I'm just not a clever man...
#16 to #2 - hemming (11/01/2012) [-]
He would be able to buy the sluts for a nickel each... cause they're cheap sluts...i think...
#52 - karlsthemarsupicat (11/01/2012) [-]
I know, it annoys the **** out of me how lazy people are with the costumes, especially the girls around here.

Instead of being a whore with cat ears, I was Link for Halloween. I just got an XL shirt, wore my white jeans, high brown boots and a hoodless white sweater under the shirt. Sewed the somewhat ****** hat myself. All in all it wasn't too bad for a last minute costume, if I do say so myself. Pic related, it's me.
User avatar #54 to #52 - palmtoyourface (11/01/2012) [-]
i just wore and overcoat and a purple G-String
User avatar #57 to #56 - palmtoyourface (11/01/2012) [-]
to go into more detail, i had my little bucket tied to my crotch, and when people answer the door, flash open my coat and yell "Trick or Treat!" i was almost arrested, not doing that again
User avatar #65 to #57 - xbonezbreaker (11/01/2012) [-]
you're my hero this week
User avatar #67 to #52 - xbonezbreaker (11/01/2012) [-]
What about the sword

YOU DIDN'T EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT THE SWORD
#71 to #67 - karlsthemarsupicat (11/01/2012) [-]
...My mom got it for me from the dollar store.   
   
mfw
...My mom got it for me from the dollar store.

mfw
#72 to #71 - xbonezbreaker (11/01/2012) [-]
God dammit, why can't britain have dollar stores...

.. wait ..
User avatar #89 to #72 - yumbero (11/01/2012) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUE
User avatar #73 to #72 - karlsthemarsupicat (11/01/2012) [-]
Doesn't Britain have like Pound Land or something?
#74 to #73 - xbonezbreaker (11/01/2012) [-]
Yes, but all that gets sold there are 			******		 almost-out-of-date drinks and canned food.   
From what I've noticed anyway.   
   
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Yes, but all that gets sold there are ****** almost-out-of-date drinks and canned food.
From what I've noticed anyway.

pic related
#76 to #75 - xbonezbreaker (11/01/2012) [-]
One day I'll buy a pound land and make it a dollar store
User avatar #77 to #76 - karlsthemarsupicat (11/01/2012) [-]
Yes!

YES
User avatar #94 to #52 - ponchosdm ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
dam nice last minute costume!
User avatar #95 to #94 - karlsthemarsupicat (11/02/2012) [-]
Thanks C:
User avatar #96 to #95 - ponchosdm ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
well, it was something fast and cool, i wonder if that would work for a comic-con
#82 - chasethftw (11/01/2012) [-]
am i a slut?
#80 - sniffythebird (11/01/2012) [-]
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#55 - tiberioustyphr (11/01/2012) [-]
I'd like to complain about all the sluts on Halloween.   
   
But I'll be honest, you could put the Nazi Swastika on a pair of breasts and I'd think it would look good.
I'd like to complain about all the sluts on Halloween.

But I'll be honest, you could put the Nazi Swastika on a pair of breasts and I'd think it would look good.
#49 - bbdiehardinva (11/01/2012) [-]
Next Halloween I'm going to dress up as a dog and bark at all of the slutty cat girls.
#37 - tigeruppercut (11/01/2012) [-]
mfw all the girls in my uni halls had cat costumes
User avatar #11 - kingxddd (11/01/2012) [-]
Drinking game: Drink every time you see a slutty cat custom
#8 - seedymack (11/01/2012) [-]
NOW I'M NOT ONE FOR FANCY MATHEMAMATICS -

But by that logic you'd only be able to pay them a nickel each, and I'm pretty sure they're not ALL that slutty....
User avatar #3 - karvarausku ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
If I had a nickel for every cat in a slut costume...
I would prob be in jail for browsing on internet too long.
User avatar #38 - fistymcbutthole (11/01/2012) [-]
Your amount of money= .05n (where n is the number of sluts in cat costumes)
To buy all the slut costumes= (.05n)/n
Therefor n=.05
You are essentially saying sluts in cat costumes cost 5 cents each.
User avatar #39 to #38 - icanhazrape (11/01/2012) [-]
Thats the joke.....
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/31/2012) [-]
If i had a nickel for every slutty cat girl I seen on day that were not Halloween I'd still be rich as ****
#5 - wombastic (11/01/2012) [-]
if i had a nickel every time a fat bitch jealously complains about sexy girls in costumes...
User avatar #6 to #5 - goodguygary ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
halloween isn't about being top slut, it's about being scary and getting candy goddamnit
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