The Greatest Trick'or'Treater of all. This is where the government WANTS you to put the description. Chris 3 hours ago via Mobile . as Doorbell rings, open door Halloween epic trick or treat
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The Greatest Trick'or'Treater of all

The Greatest Trick'or'Treater of all. This is where the government WANTS you to put the description. Chris 3 hours ago via Mobile . as Doorbell rings, open door

This is where the government WANTS you to put the description

Chris
3 hours ago via Mobile . as
Doorbell rings, open door, there stands a 11 year old boy who has obviously made no attempt at
dressing up for Halloween*
KID: ”Trick' or' Treat!"
ME: "Sorry mate, no costume, no candy"
KID: *sigh* (proceeds to take out a bucket of sand from behind him and sprinkles it over my doorstep
while melting 'swooshing' noises.)
KID: "I' m Hurricane Sandy"
ME: "Touche little dude, touche'." ‘Wands over all the genndy"
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User avatar #13 - ballzacsbitch (11/01/2012) [-]
Paint yourself red and cycle around the neighborhood throwing tampons at people...
Best costume ever... The Menstrual cycle
User avatar #89 to #13 - fouronesixer (11/01/2012) [-]
The Menstrual Psycho?
User avatar #23 - DropDeadShred (11/01/2012) [-]
I went to the pub as an 80's hairmetal guy. That's my actually style. We don't celebrate Halloween much in my little rural town in Australia. I sat in the corner by myself and just drank beer.
Omega as **** .
User avatar #1 - hallazabassist (11/01/2012) [-]
I went trick or treating with some friends, and when people asked what I was I said I was a Cylon. The few who understood were creeped out, those who didn't felt my wrath.
#4 to #1 - morganite (11/01/2012) [-]
i went as a pimp.
User avatar #166 to #1 - MRAWWSOMM (11/01/2012) [-]
My shirt said "Error 404: Costume Not Found"
#40 to #1 - Rascal (11/01/2012) [-]
i went as the doctor, i have the right face structure and everything
#41 to #40 - gabetheearthbender (11/01/2012) [-]
sorry forgot to log on
#26 to #1 - moggycore (11/01/2012) [-]
I went as a cop off duty
User avatar #27 to #1 - xboxperks (11/01/2012) [-]
I went as a college student.

Because I had class last night until 9. :(
#12 to #1 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (11/01/2012) [-]
i went as the honorable judge-pimp-santa
it's a santa costume (without the hat)
with a judge wig on
with a giant pimp hat on
User avatar #2 to #1 - misticalz (11/01/2012) [-]
I said I was a nudist with clothes...People laughed.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ikinkajou (11/01/2012) [-]
I went as a Nudist on strike.
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User avatar #57 to #3 - abovelawl (11/01/2012) [-]
do you go to bc?
User avatar #129 to #57 - misticalz (11/01/2012) [-]
Winnipeg.
User avatar #144 to #129 - ikinkajou (11/01/2012) [-]
Whoa, same here.
User avatar #185 to #144 - misticalz (11/02/2012) [-]
What highschool did you go to?
User avatar #188 to #187 - misticalz (11/02/2012) [-]
I'm going to Tec Voc at the moment, what grade are you in? or have you already graduated?
User avatar #189 to #188 - ikinkajou (11/02/2012) [-]
I'm in grade 11, you?
#190 to #189 - misticalz (11/02/2012) [-]
9   
   
   
   
Here comes the red thumbs.
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Here comes the red thumbs.
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User avatar #44 to #2 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Thats ******* brilliant.
User avatar #85 - erwtje (11/01/2012) [-]
**erwtje rolled user ultimateasshole ** I will tickle your anus
User avatar #88 to #85 - notsureiffunnyorjk (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh the Iron-E
User avatar #105 to #85 - cruzslzr (11/01/2012) [-]
HAHA I get it anus
asshole
life is good to me.
#30 - zzzbrabbitzzz (11/01/2012) [-]
I handed out candy while my mom took my little sister trick or treating. My mom got the regular sized candy bars and i just hold out the bucket for the kids to grab one. A little girl came up, maybe 3 or 4, reaches in elbow deep, grabs three full sized candy bars and puts em in her bag. I wasn't even mad, that took balls
#73 - harrypotterforever (11/01/2012) [-]
My friend dressed up as Kanye West this Halloween.    
When the kids knocked on my door  and were about to shout Trick or Treat, he jumped out the bushes and said, "Imma let you finish, but Christmas is better."
My friend dressed up as Kanye West this Halloween.
When the kids knocked on my door and were about to shout Trick or Treat, he jumped out the bushes and said, "Imma let you finish, but Christmas is better."
#84 to #73 - hakeo (11/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #73 - fizzor (11/01/2012) [-]
10/10, would listen to the story again.
#90 to #73 - lonelyboy (11/01/2012) [-]
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#14 - odderotter (11/01/2012) [-]
I essentially missed Halloween. I took a shower and then fell asleep on my bed at 5pm. I just woke up.. annnd now I'm thinking about eating my little sisters candy.
I essentially missed Halloween. I took a shower and then fell asleep on my bed at 5pm. I just woke up.. annnd now I'm thinking about eating my little sisters candy.
#47 to #14 - sonofsanguinius (11/01/2012) [-]
The important part is that you stop eating meat-man.
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#18 to #14 - Rascal (11/01/2012) [-]
that's nasty !
#92 - awesomeguyTS (11/01/2012) [-]
Hey, what do hurricane Sandy and MTV have in common?   
   
They both cancelled The Jersey Shore this year...
Hey, what do hurricane Sandy and MTV have in common?

They both cancelled The Jersey Shore this year...
#132 to #92 - brothergrimm ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
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#99 to #92 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
i love you
i love you
User avatar #100 to #92 - fizzor (11/01/2012) [-]
A good joke about Hurricane Sandy? What is this black magic ******* ?
#101 to #64 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
purple lines...purple lines everywhere
#43 - rainbowbear (11/01/2012) [-]
I answered the door for one batch of kids    
One was some weird thing I didn't reconize.    
I say "What are you?"    
He just rolls his eyes and takes the candy    
As he's walking away he turns around and says    
"You know what you are?"    
"What?"    
"gay."    
And he walks off    
mfw
I answered the door for one batch of kids
One was some weird thing I didn't reconize.
I say "What are you?"
He just rolls his eyes and takes the candy
As he's walking away he turns around and says
"You know what you are?"
"What?"
"gay."
And he walks off
mfw
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User avatar #45 to #43 - neokun (11/01/2012) [-]
Piss on some sweets and keep them for next year, and let him at them.
User avatar #48 to #43 - thepandaking (11/01/2012) [-]
and that's why you don't let the kids take the candy on their own, they're bound to be little ***** about it.
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#42 - paesani (11/01/2012) [-]
Trick'or'Treat ************ !
#62 - ainsley (11/01/2012) [-]
> Can't afford full costume
> Masks irritate my face
> Never really dress up for Halloween
> Haven't had a costume since I was like 8
> Every year people ask "What are you?"
> "On break"

Works every time
#52 - falconpunchhhhh (11/01/2012) [-]
Picture slightly related.
#29 - fatdudeee (11/01/2012) [-]
just go dressed normally in clothes with a condom strapped to your nose, if anyone asks who/what you are reply with " **** nose".
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User avatar #31 to #10 - ishalltroll (11/01/2012) [-]
Before sounding like a ********* correcting you, am I missing something here?
User avatar #35 to #31 - robxsandwich (11/01/2012) [-]
The father from "Drake and Josh" would pronounce it "toosh." silverpanther is just quoting the show.
#134 - harshy (11/01/2012) [-]
you can't trust the system
you can't trust the system
#147 - killerpiemaster (11/01/2012) [-]
**killerpiemaster rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at Thanks to these signs.. ** my costume
User avatar #149 to #147 - killerpiemaster (11/01/2012) [-]
none shall enter
#143 - happygrowman (11/01/2012) [-]
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