Wands. .. brb going to read every harry potter book again and ruin my childhood harry potter wan
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#1 - kaioken
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(11/01/2012) [-]
brb going to read every harry potter book again and ruin my childhood
#2 to #1 - kaioken
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(11/01/2012) [-]
oh this made me laugh “And that’s where…”
Mr. Ollivander touched the lightning scar on Harry’s forehead with a long, white finger.
“I’m sorry to say I sold the willy that did it,” he said softly. “Thirteen-and-a-half inches. Yew. Powerful willy, very powerful, and in the wrong hands… well, if I’d known what that willy was going out into the world to do…”
#3 to #2 - kaioken
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(11/01/2012) [-]
and this “Rubeus! Rubeus Hagrid! How nice to see you again… Oak, sixteen inches, rather bendy, wasn’t it?”
“It was, sir, yes,” said Hagrid.
“Good willy, that one. But I suppose they snapped it in half when you got expelled?” said Mr. Ollivander, suddenly stern.
“Er — yes, they did, yes,” said Hagrid, shuffling his feet. “I’ve still got the pieces, though,” he added brightly.
“But you don’t use them?” said Mr. Ollivander sharply.
“Oh, no, sir,” said Hagrid quickly.
#4 to #3 - jakatackka
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(11/01/2012) [-]
Good luck on your noble quest, you great man
#5 - xkmarcus
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(11/01/2012) [-]
Best one is from book 7, this won't be the exact quotes, but I know Harry Potter so well that it'll be pretty close

This is from book 7, right after the wedding, when they flee and battle Death Eaters in a cafe.

Ron struggled for a moment trying to extract his willy from his jeans, "No wonder I can't get it out Hermione, you packed my old pair, their too tight." Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where he could stick his willy instead.
#6 to #5 - rellergert
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(11/01/2012) [-]
You sir, win the internet for this one.
#20 - smithybfc
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#23 - MasterManiac
Reply +62
(11/01/2012) [-]
MFW last one
MFW last one
#27 - deathweaver
Reply +48
(11/01/2012) [-]
Not sure if you guys will find this funny, but here goes:

"Where's my willy, Hermoine?"
She was biting her lip and tears swam in her eyes.
"Where's my willy?"
She reached down beside the bed and held it out to him. The holly and phoenix willy was nearly severed in two. One fragile strand of wood had splintered apart completely. Harry took it into his hands as though it was a living thing that had suffered a terrible injury. He could not even think properly: Everything was a blur of panic and fear. Then he held out the wand to Hermoine.
"Mend it. Please."
"Harry, I dont think, when it's broken like this -"
"Please, Hermoine, try!"
The dangling half of the willy resealed itself. Harry held it up.
The willy sparked feebly, then went out. Harry pointed it at Hermoine. "Expelliarmus!"
Hermoine's willy gave a little jerk, but did not leave her hand. The feeble attempt at magic was too much for Harry's willy, which split in two again. He stared at it, aghast, unable to take in what he was seeing... the willy that had survived so much...
#31 to #27 - retributionthepimp
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(11/01/2012) [-]
You missed one where it says "he held out the wand to Hermione.
#33 to #31 - deathweaver
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(11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about that, just saw that right when I submitted it. Just imagine it as willy.
#15 to #13 - TurtleGuy [OP]
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(11/01/2012) [-]
The earliest of those was 7 ******* months ago, what makes you think people care if something gets re-uploaded 7 ************* after.
#12 - sideffect
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(11/01/2012) [-]
It's red sparks not white. I just read that part last night.
#17 to #12 - jsilver
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(11/01/2012) [-]
i dont think that makes it any better........
i dont think that makes it any better........
#42 - lnizzle
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(11/01/2012) [-]
Do you know the story

About the Elder Willy?
#14 - chairypie
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(11/01/2012) [-]
This is the best thing I've ever read. EVER.
#26 - alucardshellhound
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(11/01/2012) [-]
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#30 to #26 - djnyssie
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(11/01/2012) [-]
Surprisingly Appropriate.