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Disney Wars Episode VII

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#95 - ekesss (10/31/2012) [-]
#1 - retrochris (10/31/2012) [-]
Seems like 4 Billion is a magic Disney number.
Remember when Marvel was sold to them.
User avatar #3 to #1 - dementedllama (10/31/2012) [-]
Sure, who wouldn't sell their operation immediately if the first offer is 4 billion dollars?
#114 to #55 - robpattinsonisafag (10/31/2012) [-]
How did you reply to #3 comment?
User avatar #56 to #55 - dementedllama (10/31/2012) [-]
But that's because he can't even comprehend the number 4.
#62 to #56 - anon (10/31/2012) [-]
Left 4 dead?
User avatar #214 to #56 - dixego (11/01/2012) [-]
Let alone 4 billion.
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User avatar #15 to #3 - Ragon (10/31/2012) [-]
that wasn't their first offer, Disney had been working on this for about a year and a half now
User avatar #13 to #3 - mhden (10/31/2012) [-]
Bill gates
#2 to #1 - Milos (10/31/2012) [-]
There are some things money can't buy.   
Those are bought with 			********		 of money.
There are some things money can't buy.
Those are bought with ******** of money.
#98 - lametitan (10/31/2012) [-]
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#106 - schizoo (10/31/2012) [-]
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#281 - mikhailovych (11/01/2012) [-]
If Battlefront 3 is made I won't care where it comes from   
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If Battlefront 3 is made I won't care where it comes from
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User avatar #393 to #281 - tkfourtwoone (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, you're having it rough with Battlefront, you poor things...

What about LucasArts made REALLY GOOD Star Wars games... like the Space Sims (X-wing, TIE Fighter, X-Wing Alliance)?!
Us space sims fans didn't have a breadcrumb since 1999!
Heck, remake them with HD graphics, but leave the gameplay unchanged!
User avatar #314 to #281 - pianoasis (11/01/2012) [-]
Theres also something called sya wars 1313 coming out
User avatar #338 to #281 - safo (11/01/2012) [-]
why did they cancel Megas XLR? that show was hilariously good
User avatar #286 to #281 - hydraetis (11/01/2012) [-]
....You make an incredibly valid point of valid points.
User avatar #292 to #281 - Rockaman ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Dunno, if mickey mouses are included then I do care!
#294 to #281 - maxbomb (11/01/2012) [-]
I love battlefront...
I love battlefront...
User avatar #296 to #294 - mikhailovych (11/01/2012) [-]
I did hate though how after a while even on the highest difficulty you become unstoppable because of all the medals that become permanent
User avatar #78 - commanderbunbun (10/31/2012) [-]
disney wants a monopoly of all franchises starring an orphan.

batman, you're next.....
#59 - slendie (10/31/2012) [-]
Get out there and make me some God damn money!
User avatar #61 - devorezz (10/31/2012) [-]
And now: Kingdom Hearts 4. Sora teams up with Spiderman, Thor, Yoda, and Obi-Wan.
#83 - ninjajunkie (10/31/2012) [-]
What George really did....
What George really did....
#155 - controlled (11/01/2012) [-]
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#193 to #34 - drillur (11/01/2012) [-]
*cough cough*
User avatar #208 to #193 - GraphJam (11/01/2012) [-]
I think he''s saying that Han Solo didn't get anywhere
User avatar #211 to #208 - drillur (11/01/2012) [-]
He's not, considering Ford has had plenty of acting jobs past Star Wars, whereas Hamill has gone under the radar of most people. So, in the picture, since Luke didn't sign, his career "stopped."
Although I guess in the picture Hamill could be backstabbing Ford... **** now I don't know anymore
User avatar #217 to #211 - GraphJam (11/01/2012) [-]
That's what I meant. My apoogizes.
User avatar #218 to #217 - GraphJam (11/01/2012) [-]
#175 to #34 - samxdaxman (11/01/2012) [-]
*cough cough*
#71 - ffffyou (10/31/2012) [-]
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#84 to #71 - sidathon (10/31/2012) [-]
#326 - konamicode (11/01/2012) [-]
>Why would I make any more when everybody yells at you all the time and says what a terrible person you are?" Lucas told The New York Times earlier this year.   
I don't think you're a terrible person, Mr. Lucas..
>Why would I make any more when everybody yells at you all the time and says what a terrible person you are?" Lucas told The New York Times earlier this year.

I don't think you're a terrible person, Mr. Lucas..
User avatar #333 to #326 - dragonhorn (11/01/2012) [-]
I know. Everyone nitpicked the 3 prequels to death because they were so in love with the original trilogy. Now, I expect to be thumbed down repeatedly, but I was entertained by the prequels, and that's all I ask from a movie. If you hated them, that's ok too.
#139 - theugandanhero (11/01/2012) [-]
#313 - lolfire (11/01/2012) [-]
Holy **** it could happen.
User avatar #349 to #313 - vortexrain (11/01/2012) [-]
But only in KH3, if the damn thing is ever released.
User avatar #351 to #349 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
Square announced that they will work on KH3 when FFvsXIII is finished
User avatar #355 to #354 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
And i heard that FFvsXIII will have the same combat method as KH(fast paced), and judging by the preview, i cannot wait!!
User avatar #357 to #355 - vortexrain (11/01/2012) [-]
I've never played FF, ever.
User avatar #358 to #357 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
me too, better start now...
User avatar #361 to #358 - vortexrain (11/01/2012) [-]
I don't have enough time. I have to fap, do a **** ton of college work, go on here, and some how find time to play AC3, which I haven't started yet.
#362 to #361 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
AC3 is some serious **** . I too have too much college work, and other work that is not related to college at all. i haven't touched my ps3(not in sexual way) for 3 month more of less.

( Then again, why do i have time for Funnyjunk...)
User avatar #363 to #362 - vortexrain (11/01/2012) [-]
I ask myself that question at least twice a week.
#364 to #363 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
And i should start making a personal statement for transferring to University. CURSE MY LAZYNESS!!!
User avatar #365 to #364 - vortexrain (11/01/2012) [-]
I've missed 2 quizzes, 2 exams, and 1 writing assignment, and that's just for my online class.
User avatar #368 to #365 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
that is already quite cross in' the line ya know. unless ya'all gonna drop that class. if i were you i would at least try before failin'
User avatar #370 to #368 - vortexrain (11/01/2012) [-]
I plan on passing it. I was busy the couple of weeks that the quizzes and the first exam were due, I forgot about the second quiz, and I didn't know about the writing assignment until, like, a week before it was due. It would've taken at least three days to get my research done, another two to "write" it in my head, and another two to write both a rough draft, and then hammer it out in to a turn-in-able final draft. I have a hellish work schedule, I go to school for the majority of two days, and it's too damned noisy at my house to be able to concentrate.
User avatar #371 to #370 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
that's rough, just like when i found out that my English 102 teacher is racist. He gave me a frickin 2.5 for 'all' my hard work (i shed blood and tears making those essays, dammit!)
User avatar #372 to #371 - vortexrain (11/01/2012) [-]
That....sucks, that's the only way to describe it. No, wait....that ******* sucks; there, that's better.
User avatar #374 to #372 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
at the bright side: i still passed though it lowered my cumulative GPA in a cruel way...
User avatar #376 to #374 - vortexrain (11/01/2012) [-]
Good for you dude.
Sorry to be rude, but could you leave me alone?
I'm about to go take care of some business that's related to comment 332.
#380 to #376 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
Of course... Thanks for your company
User avatar #352 to #313 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
Don't dissapoint me, KH3!!
#353 to #313 - anon (11/01/2012) [-]
and marvel :O
#359 to #353 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
i am started to thinking that we are asking too much from KH... travel to different worlds=infinite possibilities!!!
#318 to #313 - youxbarstard (11/01/2012) [-]
I actually wouldn't mind watching Luke and Sora fight each other.
#340 to #313 - loffarn (11/01/2012) [-]
Disney & SquareEnix BRING IT ON!
Disney & SquareEnix BRING IT ON!
#317 to #313 - evantheboss (11/01/2012) [-]
I wanna bang the red head in that game. Or at least I did back when I was like 13 lol. I miss Kingdom Hearts :(
#322 to #317 - lolfire (11/01/2012) [-]
I know what you mean...
User avatar #356 to #322 - gidmp (11/01/2012) [-]
i hear a crack in my childhood...
User avatar #350 to #322 - vortexrain (11/01/2012) [-]
I must know the source of this, for reason.
#290 - theblockhead (11/01/2012) [-]
i dont know, 4 billion, i would probly give up anything for that much
#306 to #290 - fracturedlaser (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah? What about masturbation?
User avatar #323 to #306 - rjgnal (11/01/2012) [-]
with that money you could change whores more often than socks
User avatar #311 to #306 - pianoasis (11/01/2012) [-]
definitely would
#411 to #306 - theblockhead (11/01/2012) [-]
if i had 4 billion i would have to do that
User avatar #223 - jellyman (11/01/2012) [-]
I don't see whats wrong with this. Disney bought Marvel and The Avengers turned out to be amazing and it reached third in the box office and maybe it can get higher.

Maybe the new Star Wars trilogy won't be so bad either
User avatar #225 to #223 - NolanNasty (11/01/2012) [-]
am i the only one who dosen't have a boner about that movie?
#227 to #225 - zeustesticle (11/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #229 to #227 - NolanNasty (11/01/2012) [-]
honestly, what was so good about it? I mean it was ok... but personally i think it got WAY too much attention.
#234 to #229 - zeustesticle (11/01/2012) [-]
Thats because you're a hipster going against the mainstream.
User avatar #235 to #234 - NolanNasty (11/01/2012) [-]
So if i don't like the avengers movie i am a hipster?
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#238 to #235 - cactaur (11/01/2012) [-]
now you're getting it!
User avatar #239 to #238 - NolanNasty (11/01/2012) [-]
tell me then, what was so ******* amazing about that movie?
#246 to #239 - arbazio (11/01/2012) [-]
The graphics. The story. The way each hero got a fair amount of screen time and they each contributed towards driving the plot forward. This was a difficult challenge, as each hero is epic in their own way, but I, personally, connected with all of them. The choreography was fantastic too, the action was just immense. I could go on, but I'm sure that will suffice.

You probably didn't read any of this, as you are a feeble minded facile ape-like being who is contempt with flinging its own poop at things it doesn't understand. I bid you good day, or as your people say; "SCREEEEEECH RAAAAAAAR GRRRRR UGG!!!!!"
User avatar #409 to #246 - NolanNasty (11/01/2012) [-]
you are either 12 or a retard... now i can respect the fact that you like the movie. However when you start binging in poop and whatnot you are dumbing yourself down to astounding levels.

I thought the movie was fine but i also thought the "villains" except from Loki sucked.
User avatar #248 to #239 - robxsandwich (11/01/2012) [-]
Well, it's an opinion, but I thought it was funny, had some awesome action parts, and had an interesting story with really cool characters.
#136 - austinschut (11/01/2012) [-]
Can someone explain to me why everyone is bitching about star wars getting bought out by Disney?

Disney bought out Marvel and as soon as they did, we got The Avengers, a new spider-man revamp and a big boost in the quality of Comic Book movies. It's not like Disney is going to throw Mickey mouse into all the movies, it just means the movies are distributed by a different company.

All Disney is doing is buying out franchises that aren't doing so well and giving them a 2012 polish. Sure it may seem unnecessary, but the star wars franchise is dying compared to how it was 10 years ago.

Disney just gets the rights to distribute it while George Lucas can retire to 4 billion dollars in his pocket. Nobody loses.

I can see why people are upset about the old remakes being made, but in all honesty, if we didn't have remakes, the star wars franchise would die and the future generations will have no clue what star wars is.
User avatar #157 to #136 - ivoryhammer (11/01/2012) [-]
The gaming market of Star Wars is booming pretty well, you have the BioWare games, the new Star Wars game I can't remember the name of, and a big demand for Battlefront 3
User avatar #190 to #157 - bigbawser (11/01/2012) [-]
In all honesty SWTOR may just be bioware's worst game. The class stories are great, but it acts like a single player game that is populated by other people playing the game. I'll admit, I loved playing as a Chiss Imperial Agent, but there is also literally no end game to speak of other than what was there when you were leveling. While i may finish the story after it becomes Free to play, there isn't anything tying me down to it. Then again i haven't played since march.
User avatar #250 to #190 - ivoryhammer (11/01/2012) [-]
It is BioWare's worst game, but pretty much all of BioWare's games are amazing so it's not really saying much, I would have preferred it if they just made a KoToR3 instead of the MMO
User avatar #257 to #250 - bigbawser (11/01/2012) [-]
here's a crazy theory: SWTOR is KOTOR3, but when EA wanted an mmo Bioware was forced to start over, and add terrible multiplayer. oddly the pvp was okay. except sorcerers. **** them. The sooner they drop it, the sooner they can get back to doing what they do best: Making RPGs with interesting and exciting IPs. KoToR was tecnically a new branch of the star wars IP, since they more or less brought it to life.
User avatar #276 to #257 - ivoryhammer (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I figured EA pushed BioWare into the MMO thing, I wish BioWare would self publish
User avatar #279 to #276 - bigbawser (11/01/2012) [-]
There may be hope, but the Iron Vice that is EA... well, there's a better chance of EA actually collapsing in 10-15 years, than some of the good companies that were fooled in to partnering with them ( I say that cause I want to believe it, but we both know it's probably not true) being able to leave. Sad thing is that I love Visceral's work with Dead Space but my hatred for EA went into full "steam" when they started pushing Origin.
User avatar #297 to #279 - ivoryhammer (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah Origin is stupid, I wish they'd just use Steam, it's much better
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