if i tell you, you won't believe me... Found on mine news feed. thought FJ might enjoy.. Police: where do you live? Me: with my parents Police: where does your  cops pigs oink o
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if i tell you, you won't believe me..

if i tell you, you won't believe me... Found on mine news feed. thought FJ might enjoy.. Police: where do you live? Me: with my parents Police: where does your

Found on mine news feed. thought FJ might enjoy.

Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live ?
Me: together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you you won' t believe me,
Police: Tell me,
Me: Next to my house.
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User avatar #69 - mrfourtysevenman (10/31/2012) [-]
911 whats your emergency?
i dont wanna talk about it >:(
#103 to #69 - crellow (10/31/2012) [-]
Reminds me of those messed up attetion-whore status opdates on Facebook
Reminds me of those messed up attetion-whore status opdates on Facebook
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrfourtysevenman (10/31/2012) [-]
then my work here is done.
#62 - AresX ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
"Where does your parents live?"
"Where does your parents live?"
#46 - sailorsmooth (10/31/2012) [-]
Cop's face when
User avatar #37 - dishesaredone (10/31/2012) [-]
-Take your age
-Now subtract 2
-Then Add 2
-And that's your age
#50 to #37 - malhaloc (10/31/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#72 to #37 - dreamcast (10/31/2012) [-]
logic has been thrown out the door.
#80 to #37 - imonline (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm freaking the 			****		 out!
I'm freaking the **** out!
User avatar #102 to #37 - mrfourtysevenman (10/31/2012) [-]
i did something wrong.
i wound up with 3.14
#81 to #37 - anaklusmos ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
How'd you do that?
User avatar #39 to #37 - Marker ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
Holy **** ..... how the **** did you do that!?
#51 to #37 - hylebus (10/31/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#47 to #37 - MisfitsFan (10/31/2012) [-]
How the 			****		 did you do that?
How the **** did you do that?
#44 to #37 - Ulmer (10/31/2012) [-]
GET OUT OF MY HEAD   
   
GET OUT OF MY HEEEEEEEEEAD
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

GET OUT OF MY HEEEEEEEEEAD
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#8 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 to #8 - mikesch (10/31/2012) [-]
Also:

>Where do you all live?
>Together

Forcing oneself to be sarcastic, to the point of answering out of context.
#11 to #8 - oodlesandoodles (10/31/2012) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this.
#16 to #11 - ohgodwaitimatheist (10/31/2012) [-]
Don't post this picture. People go ape 			****		 with the "Nazsis" at top right.
Don't post this picture. People go ape **** with the "Nazsis" at top right.
User avatar #17 to #16 - oodlesandoodles (10/31/2012) [-]
Well, you pointing it out certainly doesn't help. I post this picture quite often and I've never had a problem.

Thanks for the advice, though. I can't believe I never noticed that
User avatar #19 to #11 - oodlesandoodles (10/31/2012) [-]
wickker
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#28 - extremezone (10/31/2012) [-]
the end
#57 - ghancc (10/31/2012) [-]
**ghancc rolled a random image posted in comment #1280746 at MLP Friendly Board ** <-- what the cop will do to him after all that
**ghancc rolled a random image posted in comment #1280746 at MLP Friendly Board ** <-- what the cop will do to him after all that
#4 - ffffyou (10/31/2012) [-]
This image has expired
you win
#124 - skinless (10/31/2012) [-]
this could end in two ways, all depending on what color you are
User avatar #146 - pootman (10/31/2012) [-]
Police: Give me your house address.
Him: .....................................................
Police: That's right, bitch.
User avatar #149 to #146 - icameisawilostit (10/31/2012) [-]
Police: Give me your house address.
Him: At home, my parents call me 'Kiddo'.
User avatar #159 to #149 - Ninernsu (10/31/2012) [-]
Police: No your street address.
Him: Well the kids in my neighborhood call me homie.
#154 to #149 - clingy (10/31/2012) [-]
^ this needs more thumbs!
^ this needs more thumbs!
#2 - ibleedbmx (10/31/2012) [-]
cop's fw
cop's fw
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#33 - meisnotifu has deleted their comment [-]
#41 to #33 - weedallusion (10/31/2012) [-]
**weedallusion rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at An unfortunate coincidence ** Logic'd!
User avatar #114 - malelatias (10/31/2012) [-]
*Police man takes off mask, it's really Bill Murray*

No one will believe you.
#108 - paesani (10/31/2012) [-]
**paesani rolled user justanotherzombie **
#110 to #108 - justanotherzombie (10/31/2012) [-]
and what crimes am I being accused of?
and what crimes am I being accused of?
#113 to #110 - paesani (10/31/2012) [-]
You have been spoted going to 9gag.   
   
Now suerrender OR DIE!
You have been spoted going to 9gag.

Now suerrender OR DIE!
User avatar #161 to #113 - justanotherzombie (11/01/2012) [-]
You accuse me of crimes i did not commit, to this commands i will not submit. To the land of 9Fag I do not enter, FunnyJunk is my center.
User avatar #162 to #161 - paesani (11/01/2012) [-]
<Your speech skill is so high you even opened another option> Okay, we're sorry for the mistake.
#163 to #162 - justanotherzombie (11/01/2012) [-]
Well thank you i do not like being treated like a beast, now will you join me for a feast?
User avatar #164 to #163 - paesani (11/01/2012) [-]
I will be much happier and warmer whit a belly full of mead.
#165 to #164 - justanotherzombie (11/01/2012) [-]
Well then join me my friend, o the fun doesn't have to end.
User avatar #126 to #108 - bitchpleaseshutup (10/31/2012) [-]
resist arrest
#128 to #126 - paesani (10/31/2012) [-]
You're going down
#132 to #128 - bitchpleaseshutup (10/31/2012) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolled a random image posted in comment #3527 at Paint skills off the charts ** i fight you with this
**bitchpleaseshutup rolled a random image posted in comment #3527 at Paint skills off the charts ** i fight you with this
#138 to #132 - paesani (10/31/2012) [-]
Bring it on bitch
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#22 - nengcaste **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#15 - curtisbentley (10/31/2012) [-]
Why do I have no '			****		 the police!' gifs. :/
Why do I have no ' **** the police!' gifs. :/
#117 - John Cena (10/31/2012) [-]
I couldn't focus after "Where does your parents live."
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