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#131 - traelos ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
This one bothered me. I used to call my high school teachers bitches, whores, ******** , dicks, terrors upon the breadth of humanity, I told one of my teachers he was probably going to die by the time I graduated because he was old....were my teachers the only ones that could take a joke?
User avatar #144 to #131 - swittig (10/31/2012) [-]
At first I thought it said "cotton headed nignog muffin"
User avatar #142 to #131 - ixcarnifexxi (10/31/2012) [-]
You have to admit though 'cotton headed ninny muffin' is pretty ******* hilarious.
User avatar #146 to #142 - traelos ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
Exactly, most of my teachers would have been laughing their dicks off and ******* inside out. A ******* detention for that? Only detentions I ever got in high school were when my shop teacher wanted someone to clean his desk for him.
User avatar #156 to #146 - ixcarnifexxi (10/31/2012) [-]
I ALMOST punched a kid in the face in my grade 11 shop class cause he wrapped a roll of tape around my head and I got as many detentions as he did...
User avatar #158 to #156 - traelos ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
My teacher would have just asked us if we had time for that and then given like a 3 hour speech on the difference between "happy laughy" time and "worky lurky" time. The best part was how he could manage to slip actual trade-related information in while he was doing it. Guy was a ******* boss.
User avatar #161 to #158 - ixcarnifexxi (10/31/2012) [-]
Oh dude, this guy wasn't even my teacher. He was one of the other shop teachers. My teacher was out getting coffee or something, or taking her meds. This kid starts wrapping tape around my head (I had fairly long hair at the time) so I turned around and had him pinned against the blackboard about to knock his teeth in and this teacher comes in and yells "YOU TWO, GET THE **** DOWN TO THE OFFICE". Apparently not even hitting a kid but about to can get you suspended? And the other guy only would've gotten detentions cause it was 'harmless' even though taking tape out of your hair rips that **** out no problem. High school was such a ******** waste of 4 years.
User avatar #164 to #161 - traelos ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
Well when you put it that way...from the teacher's point of view you had a kid pinned against a wall and were about to knock his teeth in, and would have if he didn't stop you. As far as they're concerned having the intent and ability are just as bad as actually doing it, they were just lucky they stopped you. Unless you're saying it's acceptable to knock someone's teeth in if they wrap tape around your head, in which case you are just wrong...
User avatar #174 to #164 - ixcarnifexxi (10/31/2012) [-]
Oh, no I'm just saying that he instigated it. And the kid's WAY bigger than me so... I woulda gotten the **** kicked outta me had I hit him. He did fess up saying he started it and it was wrong so the principal was like "oh, so you were just retaliating then?" and we ended up having 4 detentions each.
User avatar #178 to #174 - traelos ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
I dunno, that sounds pretty fair to me. Especially from the teacher's perspective.
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User avatar #139 to #137 - traelos ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
We accused one of my teachers of being a polygamist until it was checked into by the office, he told them to **** off and we continued to discuss his 9 wives until I graduated...
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