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Detention Slips

DETENTION REPORT
wt 5 3! Fre
DETENTION SLIP
DOV“! man sermon W ' mom:
Bcw/ swag
and INT
REASON sou .. m newsman;
ca/ ’ mm Mg of lemma: I
an my
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#6 - anon (10/31/2012) [-]
Katie is not the greatest student in the world no she is just a tribute
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#292 to #6 - anon (10/31/2012) [-]
You are amazing.
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User avatar #271 to #6 - rainbowrush ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
What's with the awesome anons, today?
User avatar #36 - Faz (10/31/2012) [-]
Some of these are so tame, i couldn't imagine being in a school that strict. When i was in highschool we locked on of our friends in the science supply cupboard while the teacher went out of the class room for a few minutes. When the teacher came back in he heard my friend Corey kicking on the door trying to get out so the teacher told us to let him out and when we did the teacher shouted at Corey asking him what he was doing in the supply cupboard to which Corey replied shouting as loud as he could "I WAS HAVING A WANK"...the whole class laughed including the teacher and we got on with the lesson. No detentions here.
#51 - irokk (10/31/2012) [-]
"Punched another student in the mouth and said 'Hammer of Justice!'"
"Punched another student in the mouth and said 'Hammer of Justice!'"
User avatar #63 to #51 - Livelett (10/31/2012) [-]
I loved that one. Holy pally ftw
User avatar #41 - larsadmeulen (10/31/2012) [-]
claimed to be te reborn jesus and hit another student wih a bible
#25 - dafuckisthishit (10/31/2012) [-]
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#57 - mexirican (10/31/2012) [-]
first day of class sophomore year, summer reading project was lord of the flies, teacher leaves and says re enact lord of the flies. lolwut. so we just sit in a circle and talk. little quiet kid starts stacking desks lolwut^2. he promptly climbs them and removes a part of the ceiling and climbs in the ceiling. teacher comes in wondering why we are so quiet. falls out of ceiling onto teachers desk breaks his ankle. mfw
#15 - mrbongo (10/31/2012) [-]
MFW #11
#4 - indeedsir (10/31/2012) [-]
whore island? is that a real place?
User avatar #147 to #4 - ipostcontentandect (10/31/2012) [-]
its from the movie anchorman
#78 - azzera (10/31/2012) [-]
You have to be a doctor to read some of these ..
User avatar #84 to #78 - blokrokker (10/31/2012) [-]
Don't worry, I'm in med-school. Which ones couldn't you read?
#17 - sapphos (10/31/2012) [-]
In case anyone has trouble reading the last one like me, it's: "Told another student to go back to her house on "whore island."
#272 - masterofpuppetz (10/31/2012) [-]
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#203 - shutupandrapeme (10/31/2012) [-]
I've had a terrible detention slip once. I had a pizza crust and some person's textbook. I opened up the book and squished the crust inside it, and thus my detention slip said "Smashing pizza inside a textbook."   
I once saw someone flip off a teacher from the balcony overlooking our gym. Their detention slip said "Was caught fingering a teacher in the balcony."   
My school is retarded. Gif unrelated.
I've had a terrible detention slip once. I had a pizza crust and some person's textbook. I opened up the book and squished the crust inside it, and thus my detention slip said "Smashing pizza inside a textbook."
I once saw someone flip off a teacher from the balcony overlooking our gym. Their detention slip said "Was caught fingering a teacher in the balcony."
My school is retarded. Gif unrelated.
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#109 to #82 - Sizobo (10/31/2012) [-]
That what that said? So hard to read >.<
#131 - traelos (10/31/2012) [-]
This one bothered me. I used to call my high school teachers bitches, whores, assholes, dicks, terrors upon the breadth of humanity, I told one of my teachers he was probably going to die by the time I graduated because he was old....were my teachers the only ones that could take a joke?
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User avatar #139 to #137 - traelos (10/31/2012) [-]
We accused one of my teachers of being a polygamist until it was checked into by the office, he told them to **** off and we continued to discuss his 9 wives until I graduated...
User avatar #142 to #131 - ixcarnifexxi (10/31/2012) [-]
You have to admit though 'cotton headed ninny muffin' is pretty ******* hilarious.
User avatar #146 to #142 - traelos (10/31/2012) [-]
Exactly, most of my teachers would have been laughing their dicks off and vaginas inside out. A ******* detention for that? Only detentions I ever got in high school were when my shop teacher wanted someone to clean his desk for him.
User avatar #156 to #146 - ixcarnifexxi (10/31/2012) [-]
I ALMOST punched a kid in the face in my grade 11 shop class cause he wrapped a roll of tape around my head and I got as many detentions as he did...
User avatar #158 to #156 - traelos (10/31/2012) [-]
My teacher would have just asked us if we had time for that and then given like a 3 hour speech on the difference between "happy laughy" time and "worky lurky" time. The best part was how he could manage to slip actual trade-related information in while he was doing it. Guy was a ******* boss.
User avatar #161 to #158 - ixcarnifexxi (10/31/2012) [-]
Oh dude, this guy wasn't even my teacher. He was one of the other shop teachers. My teacher was out getting coffee or something, or taking her meds. This kid starts wrapping tape around my head (I had fairly long hair at the time) so I turned around and had him pinned against the blackboard about to knock his teeth in and this teacher comes in and yells "YOU TWO, GET THE **** DOWN TO THE OFFICE". Apparently not even hitting a kid but about to can get you suspended? And the other guy only would've gotten detentions cause it was 'harmless' even though taking tape out of your hair rips that **** out no problem. High school was such a ******** waste of 4 years.
User avatar #164 to #161 - traelos (10/31/2012) [-]
Well when you put it that way...from the teacher's point of view you had a kid pinned against a wall and were about to knock his teeth in, and would have if he didn't stop you. As far as they're concerned having the intent and ability are just as bad as actually doing it, they were just lucky they stopped you. Unless you're saying it's acceptable to knock someone's teeth in if they wrap tape around your head, in which case you are just wrong...
User avatar #174 to #164 - ixcarnifexxi (10/31/2012) [-]
Oh, no I'm just saying that he instigated it. And the kid's WAY bigger than me so... I woulda gotten the **** kicked outta me had I hit him. He did fess up saying he started it and it was wrong so the principal was like "oh, so you were just retaliating then?" and we ended up having 4 detentions each.
User avatar #178 to #174 - traelos (10/31/2012) [-]
I dunno, that sounds pretty fair to me. Especially from the teacher's perspective.
User avatar #144 to #131 - swittig (10/31/2012) [-]
At first I thought it said "cotton headed nignog muffin"
#99 - extremezone (10/31/2012) [-]
am I supposed to be able to read those?
#96 - zionsype (10/31/2012) [-]
******* cursive.
#286 - dehymenator (10/31/2012) [-]
Who threw sandvich?
User avatar #307 to #286 - turkishpidgeon (11/01/2012) [-]
WHO TOUCHED MY SANDVICH?!?!
#49 - anon (10/31/2012) [-]
none of these are bad as bad as story from Nam so gather around bitches its story time

last year I was in chemistry and the teacher walked out for a minute so my friend being stupid as he is jumped in the gas chamber thing soooo i turned on the air and when the teacher came back in he yelled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" and i on the spot replied "well sir we were playing world war 2... i was hitler and we was the jew" the class lost it and my teacher who kept a straight face the whole time then replied "who won?"
#5 - judson (10/31/2012) [-]
"I volunteer as tribute"
#111 - karnax (10/31/2012) [-]
I used to wonder why people couldn't read my handwriting because I write in cursive.   
I now understand why.
I used to wonder why people couldn't read my handwriting because I write in cursive.
I now understand why.
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