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#29 - diablojoe (10/31/2012) [-]
I used to know a joke about Ununhexium
How did it go again? Uuh...
User avatar #42 to #29 - pianoasis (10/31/2012) [-]
TugstenUnuntrium?
User avatar #2 - swikkid (10/31/2012) [-]
the joke was funny until the kill yourself
#6 to #2 - chilipadiboy (10/31/2012) [-]
IRONic isn't it. Really shows that the good chemistry jokes ARGON.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thehardcorechimp (10/31/2012) [-]
Come back to my place, make more of these jokes, and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2
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#51 - agree (10/31/2012) [-]
I tried to make a chemistry joke once.
But I gave up, because I didn't get the reaction that i wanted.
User avatar #62 to #51 - simoie (10/31/2012) [-]
Just try staying positive.
User avatar #56 - goochmaster (10/31/2012) [-]
I can't think of any chemistry jokes, sooooo...

Wanna cook some meth?
#74 to #56 - MisfitsFan (10/31/2012) [-]
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
#5 - grogovic (10/31/2012) [-]
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#70 - karnax (10/31/2012) [-]
I thought he was correcting the top line for the longest time before I saw the bottom of the first picture...
God, I'm a dumbass.
User avatar #69 - twatmissile (10/31/2012) [-]
Who's the worst at making iodine and americum jokes?
I Am
#3 - asasqw (10/31/2012) [-]
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#79 - taye (10/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #79 - pocoyothegreat (10/31/2012) [-]
Don't feed the troll-roller.
User avatar #87 to #79 - thisisrarity (10/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #71 - regaesnhoj (10/31/2012) [-]
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
User avatar #73 to #71 - luckyspirit (10/31/2012) [-]
HA!
User avatar #101 to #71 - remsaman ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
the first one sits back and ponders why an average restraunt even stocks H2O2 in the first place.
User avatar #46 - mondominiman ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

Negatively charged hydroxyl ion is OH-, or HO-. That's no HO. That's his wife.
User avatar #82 to #46 - bluboy (10/31/2012) [-]
Heard this joke from Dexter's lab.

I love adult humor slipped into kids cartoons
User avatar #47 to #46 - jibbablabba (10/31/2012) [-]
inside joke is still inside
User avatar #83 - onceman (10/31/2012) [-]
No one's having any reaction to these chemistry jokes.
User avatar #48 - jibbablabba (10/31/2012) [-]
Why do Chemists consider Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
because if you can't Helium or Curium you Barium
#22 - tastycupcakes (10/31/2012) [-]
Want to hear a joke about sodium?
Na.
User avatar #20 - drolejonque (10/31/2012) [-]
Makes a joke about Argon. Good guy Argon doesn't react.
User avatar #43 to #20 - pianoasis (10/31/2012) [-]
Helium is the most unreactive element though
User avatar #4 - youallfags **User deleted account** (10/31/2012) [-]
They're never Ghana learn, geography jokes is where it's at
#30 to #4 - diablojoe (10/31/2012) [-]
Why are you china teach me geography?
User avatar #17 to #4 - unknownmercury (10/31/2012) [-]
I think you should be rational and realize math jokes are the new wave.
#16 - zipzapzoop (10/31/2012) [-]
Wanna hear a posassium joke?




k
#33 to #16 - veneficium (10/31/2012) [-]
Always bring a banana to a party, good source of potassium
User avatar #19 to #16 - drastronomy (10/31/2012) [-]
posassium?

#32 - haloforlife (10/31/2012) [-]
MFW.
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#23 - barehype (10/31/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk is so varied, it's full of alkynes of people...
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#28 to #27 - barehype (10/31/2012) [-]
A psycho threw Sodium Chloride at me today, that's a salt!
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