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#46 - Chico (10/30/2012) [-]
What kind of demented child would choose to drink water anyways?
#55 to #46 - abovelawl (10/30/2012) [-]






I loved water as a kid and still do
#56 to #55 - Chico (10/30/2012) [-]
You had a sad, sad, childhood didn't you?
User avatar #61 to #56 - abovelawl (10/30/2012) [-]
nope, I also enjoyed plenty of sugary drinks too
#97 to #55 - Rascal (10/30/2012) [-]
"water"
#30 - neelix (10/30/2012) [-]
Because any kid that decides to drink 'water' over 'blue drink' needs to loosen up a bit.
User avatar #33 to #30 - reican (10/30/2012) [-]
what about whiskey? looks like apple juice.
User avatar #105 - malhaloc (10/30/2012) [-]
what kid is tempted by water?
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#113 to #107 - ForShizzleMyNizzle (10/30/2012) [-]
You, sir, just successfully made me piss my pants.
You, sir, just successfully made me piss my pants.
#125 to #107 - MisfitsFan (10/30/2012) [-]
That kid was in this movie!
#122 to #107 - ninjaxion (10/30/2012) [-]
Well now i gotta clean mountain dew outta my keyboard. Gif related.
Well now i gotta clean mountain dew outta my keyboard. Gif related.
#124 to #107 - dumdumduu (10/30/2012) [-]
Well played.
User avatar #109 to #107 - malhaloc (10/30/2012) [-]
I laughed waaay too hard at that. See y'all in hell.
#123 to #107 - quesocnkane (10/30/2012) [-]
top comment worthy right thar.
User avatar #151 to #107 - dickbewt (10/30/2012) [-]
I'm ******* crying.
User avatar #25 - Faz (10/30/2012) [-]
Mouth wash is left unattended in the bathroom where as alcohol should be out of the reach of children.
#128 - blynx (10/30/2012) [-]
Who leaves vodka on the bathroom counter?
Who leaves vodka on the bathroom counter?
User avatar #131 to #128 - shazmothree (10/30/2012) [-]
The russians
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#48 - pawrestler (10/30/2012) [-]
if there was a child proof cap, drunk people couldn't open it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sorcha (10/30/2012) [-]
i was just about to type that and what about the elderly
User avatar #24 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
i doubt kids would continue drinking the vodka, they'll probably throw up after the first taste or something
User avatar #110 - sneakydk (10/30/2012) [-]
Ever try opening a child cap when you're drunk?
#96 - ishalltroll (10/30/2012) [-]
Because kids need wodka yes?
Because kids need wodka yes?
User avatar #31 - eggbanjo (10/30/2012) [-]
Try being drunk and opening a child cap.
User avatar #58 - misterklass (10/30/2012) [-]
Dealing with a child cap while intoxicated is a pain in the ass.
#50 - comradewinter ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
If a child accidently drinks alcohol it won't drink much before it realizes it tastes like **** (since you gotta get used to it). If the child swallows Listerine it's actually dangerous even in very small doses. Chances are, the kid will spit a strong spirit like Vodka out the second it touches the lips. I don't know what Listerine tastes.
User avatar #57 to #50 - downhillGuy ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
good vodka should ave no taste but will give that chilling feeling as it goes down
#51 to #50 - deliberately (10/30/2012) [-]
Not smirnoff. No need to get used to smirnoff. It tastes great from the first taste!
#66 to #51 - comradewinter ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
The very taste of alcohol is what you need to get used to. After extensive experience you don't even notice the taste at all, unless it's heavy stuff. Since Smirnoff contains alcohol, and a good chunk of it, it's no excuse.
#15 - gwynfyd (10/30/2012) [-]
If you drink a bottle of vodka you'll be drunk as hell.   
   
If you drink a bottle of mouthwash you might die.    
   
That's why there's a child cap on it.    
   
also it might be because what Iron wrote.    
   
I don't even doctor
If you drink a bottle of vodka you'll be drunk as hell.

If you drink a bottle of mouthwash you might die.

That's why there's a child cap on it.

also it might be because what Iron wrote.

I don't even doctor
User avatar #68 to #15 - inetus (10/30/2012) [-]
A kid wouldn't be even able to get through half of a bottle of vodka. They'd die. Most people would most likely die if they drank a whole bottle of vodka in one sitting
#84 to #68 - Rascal (10/30/2012) [-]
What kind of wuss you are not able to drink 0,7 l bottle of vodka ? 1,5 litres of raw 40% alcohol is the most what i can drink in 7 hours. finnfag here.
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User avatar #35 to #23 - weedz (10/30/2012) [-]
u wot m8
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User avatar #54 to #41 - localcatbarber (10/30/2012) [-]
You gon' die.
User avatar #16 to #15 - MoThunda (10/30/2012) [-]
if a child drank a bottle of vodka, they'd probably die too
#17 to #16 - Rascal (10/30/2012) [-]
Because a child would want to keep drinking after the first sip.
#20 to #17 - Rascal (10/30/2012) [-]
The same goes for Listerine. **** tastes like fire
User avatar #94 to #20 - angelious ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
yeah but listerine is poisonous when swallowed unlike the first sip of vodka...
User avatar #104 to #94 - thehardcorechimp (10/30/2012) [-]
I swallowed listerine once and I lived to tell the tale
#106 to #104 - angelious ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
didnt say it was deadly


just sayed there is bigger chance of dying than when you drink a sip of vodka
User avatar #167 to #106 - helidead (10/30/2012) [-]
SAYED
#42 to #17 - taurusguy (10/30/2012) [-]
I have to agree with anon here, even if a kid drank beer the kid wouldnt want to keep drinking.
User avatar #53 to #17 - nightmayor (10/30/2012) [-]
My 6 year old brother steals my dads beers sometimes. I know it's not as bad as Vodka but the kid Chugs them.
User avatar #87 to #53 - lillamy (10/30/2012) [-]
A lot of children like the taste or beer. Though I've never heard of a child that likes vodka.
#2 - toastableduckling (10/29/2012) [-]
Because children can get mouthwash much easier than alcohol.
#7 to #2 - captnpl (10/30/2012) [-]
False
The active ingredient in most brand of mouthwash is alcohol.
#29 to #7 - elcapiltan (10/30/2012) [-]
Bartender: What can i get you?
Me: A shot of mouthwash
User avatar #4 to #2 - blayneket (10/29/2012) [-]
**blayneket rolls 97**
Just that if they were smart enough to go buy it.. they could probably get the cap off.
User avatar #145 - reptarz (10/30/2012) [-]
children dont drink water
User avatar #144 - fuuuuuuuuuu (10/30/2012) [-]
some mouthwashes taste decent so a child would drink all of it, whereas vodka will taste disgusting to the child being drunk neat, if the smell of it doesn't stop them first.
User avatar #148 to #144 - greatbear (10/30/2012) [-]
Smell....
Of Vodka
#71 - Rascal (10/30/2012) [-]
One does not simply open a child protected cap when drunk ! ;)
User avatar #34 - TarnRazor (10/30/2012) [-]
Don't have stupid kids?
User avatar #156 - happygrowman (10/30/2012) [-]
what kind of sick child would drink something that doesnt have a color?
#139 - knujynnufih (10/30/2012) [-]
Yeah cause I normally leave my vodka out for the kids to get at, like in the bathroom
User avatar #150 to #139 - ortonja (10/30/2012) [-]
Speak for yourself. I have alcohol concealed all around the house in case I ever sober up enough to remember how crap my life is.
User avatar #142 to #139 - discorddraconequus (10/30/2012) [-]
maybe you don't, but there are definitely some ********** parents out there.
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