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"i will die as a warrior"

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Dear rm, I intend ts suicide at the age of 30, Below t will describe this presses in detail.
Firstly, I shall strength train as twill need ts be in peak physical condition.
twill have a suit of armor made for me, As well as two simmers type ( Made ts be wielded in have hands)
twill train every day for s months, wearing this suit sf armor, Swinging these blades (wielding them 1 handed, due ts my immense strength at this time.)
After training with this suit sf armor and my , l shall go ts a gay pride rally, er something of the sens where there will be thousends of people
twill begin a murderous rampage and net stop until l am dead.
if t ever centrist cancer this plan will go into sheet immediately, Perhaps with less prep time though.
l am not going ts die as a weakling, I will die as a warrior.
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Submitted: 10/29/2012
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#13 - anonymous (10/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Don't go killing the gays, go to a feminist rally!
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User avatar #14 - doctorpancake (10/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
If i can choose a way to die i would jump into a volcano while wearing british gentleman clothes holding a spanish flag while shouting "Viva la France"
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#41 - ericzxvc (10/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
This would fail miserably, he'd kill couple people and then everyone would run away, and him in his ******* suit of armour and two claymores would be too slow to do **** about it. That's if anybody actually let the crazy armour wearing dual claymore guy get close enough to them to attack.
#27 - foreseeker (10/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He should begin at a Justin Bieber's Concert
#127 - darkjustifier (10/30/2012) [+] (9 replies)
But why the homosexuals, what did they do?
#131 to #127 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
They post unwanted ponies everywhere
User avatar #216 - garymotherfinoak (10/30/2012) [-]
OP should go to a westboro baptist church rally. itll do more for humanity.
#233 - missjessicaparker (10/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
My suicide idea was, I would go to Africa and try to fist fight a lion. If I lose, mission accomplished, I did what I set out to do, and I looked like a badass (or dumbass) in the process. If I win, I would never consider thoughts of suicide again and live the rest of my life being the badass that killed a lion with his bare hands and train people in the art of lion fighting.
#129 - evenzebrasroar (10/30/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I'd do the same, but at a KKK rally or A Westboro Baptist Church meeting.
#221 - breakfastlunch (10/30/2012) [-]
...or you could do the same thing at a Neo-Nazi rally and rid the world of people who deserve to be removed, not just innocent people.
User avatar #90 - yuichan (10/30/2012) [-]
sounds like everytime when I play Elder Scrolls...
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User avatar #135 - leetpwnzer (10/30/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Why a gay pride parade? Why not a Feminist one?
User avatar #144 to #135 - karnax (10/30/2012) [-]
"Or something of the sorts where there will be thousands of people"
#33 - kinglobster (10/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
he's just fulfilling this post
#238 - vladhellsing (10/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
As much as I would morally object to that, I'd love to see it happen.   
   
GIF semi-related.
As much as I would morally object to that, I'd love to see it happen.

GIF semi-related.
User avatar #1 - karvarausku (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I would go to justing bieber concert... or something like that..
#250 - feedmynoob ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
Sovngarde awaits!
User avatar #67 - commontroll (10/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'd like to commit suicide as a warrior, but by going into sex trafficking hubs and slaughtering the kidnappers and pimps. Rinse and repeat, until finally they kill me.
#78 - mexirican (10/30/2012) [-]
cutting down a bunch of gays...   
   
   
   
OP IS MITT ROMNEY
cutting down a bunch of gays...



OP IS MITT ROMNEY
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