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Normal 4chan. "i will die as a warrior". File: 135' ( 583! iwi -006 KB, 640x444, ) Dear rm, I intend ts suicide at the age of 30, Below t will describ

"i will die as a warrior"

File: 135' ( 583! iwi -006 KB, 640x444, )
Dear rm, I intend ts suicide at the age of 30, Below t will describe this presses in detail.
Firstly, I shall strength train as twill need ts be in peak physical condition.
twill have a suit of armor made for me, As well as two simmers type ( Made ts be wielded in have hands)
twill train every day for s months, wearing this suit sf armor, Swinging these blades (wielding them 1 handed, due ts my immense strength at this time.)
After training with this suit sf armor and my , l shall go ts a gay pride rally, er something of the sens where there will be thousends of people
twill begin a murderous rampage and net stop until l am dead.
if t ever centrist cancer this plan will go into sheet immediately, Perhaps with less prep time though.
l am not going ts die as a weakling, I will die as a warrior.
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#62 - kumquatchaos **User deleted account**
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#93 to #62 - waffies
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Unfortunately in doing so, we'd validate their cause to their eyes and to many others, and give them more support than they'd had before by making them into victims. Don't get me wrong, i thumbed ya, but i'd rather trick THEM into doing something to me first, then slaughtering em all in "self defense" ^^
#266 to #93 - skulldan
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(10/30/2012) [-]
UNLESS, you run in with a sign on your back saying, because the ate my sister. enough to get away with it
#14 - doctorpancake
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(10/29/2012) [-]
If i can choose a way to die i would jump into a volcano while wearing british gentleman clothes holding a spanish flag while shouting "Viva la France"
#248 to #14 - TheDutchBoy
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(10/30/2012) [-]
or use a white flag?
#15 to #14 - wearing **User deleted account**
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#208 to #15 - spartusee ONLINE
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(10/30/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but why?
#104 to #15 - yunogasaii
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Just disable your comment notifications.
#50 to #15 - trollins
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(10/29/2012) [-]
"I've should have..."

I have should have.
#13 - anon
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Don't go killing the gays, go to a feminist rally!
#190 to #13 - anon
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Wow. It looks like people are finally getting outspoken against extreme femenism/men's rights/yadayada. Was this all about that one flasher guy? Is it being spoken against on facebook commonly or anywhere else more "normal"? I would love to see a male equivalent of abortion(as in not paying child support), the chance for good fathers to get custody of kids over **** mothers, "equal opportunity" to stop including lower credential minorities into programs over higher credential "majorities" just because they're "oppressed", etc. etc. When I've brought up this stuff before it's like people are old protestants and I'm some witch/devil-worshiper... I would love for people to come to their senses and realize that giving females special privilege doesn't make them equal. They were already equal. If anything, you're just making them seem less capable than men with the special treatment. Are the current "rape"(read: "oh god I had sex and regret it") laws saying that men can make and be accountable for their decisions while drunk, but women can't? That men are somehow superior and able to tolerate alcohol more? Done ranting now.
#288 to #13 - virtigo
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Don't tell us! Go to the thread and say it!
Don't tell us! Go to the thread and say it!
#72 to #13 - oxadelore
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Dear diary, today anon was a pretty cool guy.
#89 to #13 - xadakk
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#58 to #13 - dmagen
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(10/29/2012) [-]
or a batman film
#22 to #13 - sepherif
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(10/29/2012) [-]
One of the few times the internet will agree with Anon.
One of the few times the internet will agree with Anon.
#41 - ericzxvc
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(10/29/2012) [-]
This would fail miserably, he'd kill couple people and then everyone would run away, and him in his ******* suit of armour and two claymores would be too slow to do **** about it. That's if anybody actually let the crazy armour wearing dual claymore guy get close enough to them to attack.
#114 to #41 - slyve
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(10/30/2012) [-]
If he's American, he could go to a McDonalds. Fat people can't run away. Not for long, anyway.
#159 to #114 - shitshitshit
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(10/30/2012) [-]
as a fat man, let me tell you, we can temporarily reform our fat in to weapons or wings depending on the situation
#92 to #41 - manofparody
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(10/30/2012) [-]
That's when he goes into the shops and buildings and continue. Once the cops arrive inside the building, the rest is obvious.
#80 to #41 - fuckyouthree **User deleted account**
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#60 to #41 - lolwatthe
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Paint it a fabulous pink or rainbow.
#27 - foreseeker
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(10/29/2012) [-]
He should begin at a Justin Bieber's Concert
#31 to #27 - acfb
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(10/29/2012) [-]
The ****** up thing is he will really not stand out to the point that anyone will question his motives so long as he sticks to the gay pride parade path up until the point he starts swinging the swords.

"Like OMG here's the knight in shining armor I've been waiting for to sweep me off my OH MY ******* GOD, WHAT IS HE DOING?!?!? OH MY GOD NOT RANDY! WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!?!?"
#34 to #31 - foreseeker
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Maybe he was expecting Justin Bieber on that parade... Since he dated Selena....
#216 - garymotherfinoak
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(10/30/2012) [-]
OP should go to a westboro baptist church rally. itll do more for humanity.
#233 - missjessicaparker
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(10/30/2012) [-]
My suicide idea was, I would go to Africa and try to fist fight a lion. If I lose, mission accomplished, I did what I set out to do, and I looked like a badass (or dumbass) in the process. If I win, I would never consider thoughts of suicide again and live the rest of my life being the badass that killed a lion with his bare hands and train people in the art of lion fighting.
#247 to #233 - bazda
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Sounds similar to my plan. I always said if I end up with some horrible, terminal disease I would go to Alaska and hunt grizzly bears with a knife.
#287 to #233 - renahime
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(10/30/2012) [-]
I think i love you :'D
I think i love you :'D
#241 to #233 - krobeles ONLINE
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(10/30/2012) [-]
I dont think that'll work for me. I am not a suicide-ie person, so i'de only suicide if i ever get so old and deprepid that i cant wipe my own ass or bath myself. At that point, fighting a lion is just the elaborate equivalent of running head-first into a wall untill you die...
#264 to #233 - pulu
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(10/30/2012) [-]
I first read you were going to Africa and ''try to fist **** lion''

That would be pretty ''badass''
#235 to #233 - schneidend
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(10/30/2012) [-]
This is easily eight billion times better than the content's idea.
This is easily eight billion times better than the content's idea.
#243 to #235 - Alchemyst ONLINE
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(10/30/2012) [-]
AAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHHHH OH HOLY **** REI IS SMILING THE END TIMESARE NIGH!!!!
#129 - evenzebrasroar
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(10/30/2012) [-]
I'd do the same, but at a KKK rally or A Westboro Baptist Church meeting.
#134 to #129 - leetpwnzer
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Do they even have KKK rallies?
#139 to #134 - fukkenchaos
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(10/30/2012) [-]
They're called "cross burnings"
#141 to #139 - leetpwnzer
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(10/30/2012) [-]
OH. I thought you mean something much bigger. Like as big as gay pride parade.
#164 to #141 - tombombadil
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(10/30/2012) [-]
No, I'm pretty sure anything related to the KKK is outlawed now.
#172 to #164 - cheezyman
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Nope. Freedom of speech/to assemble. First amendment.
#138 to #134 - zerodate
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(10/30/2012) [-]
You my good sir have not spent enough time in Missouri or Georgia.
#140 to #138 - leetpwnzer
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(10/30/2012) [-]
I live in GA. Wat.
#143 to #140 - zerodate
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Go deeper south, once grammar is called uppity ****** talk you can stop and wait.
#145 to #143 - leetpwnzer
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(10/30/2012) [-]
I lol'd
#201 to #143 - misticalz
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#160 to #134 - homelessgus
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(10/30/2012) [-]
yeeeah, but those guys have guns. wouldn't last long
#2 - fourtwentt
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(10/29/2012) [-]
#90 - yuichan
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(10/30/2012) [-]
sounds like everytime when I play Elder Scrolls...