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You're a winner

Masturbation is murder, and I believe Jesus takes in all haploid cells.

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User avatar #1 - FroshWeek (10/29/2012) [+] (34 replies)
If masturbation is murder, then I really don't want to end up in hell. Must be one sticky unbaptized-haploid-cell mess
#73 - rawrpalooza (10/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I hope that no one actually believes that this is at all accurate.

Upon Ejaculation 200 to 600 million sperm are released into the Vagina. Now upon entry countless millions of the sperm will die due to the highly acidic environmental in the Females reproductive tract. (You survived round one) Next the sperm will migrate to the Fallopian tubes, half will travel down the tube that has the Gamete, the others will go the wrong way. (You survived round two) Now assuming there are no other males sperm to battle off in the tubule, your sperm will reach the egg, and the first wave of sperm will surround the egg in its entirety. Each of the sperm trying to push through the outer wall. None of these sperm die, or give up in the process, but eventually one will gain entry. (You've achieved victory) After this within seconds of the zygote being formed a thick outer shell is developed in order to prevent entry of the other sperm. (And you give the middle finger to all your competitors)
#7 - upunkpunk (10/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>AMERICA   
   
What?
>AMERICA

What?
User avatar #160 - SUPERJOSH (10/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My sisters stuffed animals are covered in winners then
User avatar #167 to #160 - winners (10/30/2012) [-]
sorry bout that
#112 - mariasaturnina (10/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I never thought this would be relevant. And then I saw the description.
#173 - erikwarmblood (10/30/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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User avatar #174 to #173 - mrawesomepotato (10/30/2012) [-]
Thats not funny. Thats scary as **** .
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#148 - beep (10/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
If abortion is murder, then masturbation is genocide.
#187 - rshanebarnes (10/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#193 - randomlunchbox (10/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#147 - tickleshits (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#196 - dtcrawl (10/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What's Americas greatest export?



FREEDOM
#20 - dinosauraids (10/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**dinosauraids rolled a random image posted in comment #1288557 at MLP Friendly Board ** But who was sperm?
User avatar #23 to #20 - LemonNADE (10/29/2012) [-]
Goddammit pony board..
#31 - rainbowshurrburt (10/29/2012) [-]
Wow, there went that last strand of respect I had for myself. I'm glad I got to where I am today for the death of my brothers and sisters.
Wow, there went that last strand of respect I had for myself. I'm glad I got to where I am today for the death of my brothers and sisters.
#214 - deadmuerto (10/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
ITS FERTILIZIN' TIME!
#185 - vatra (10/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #168 - reservoircats (10/30/2012) [-]
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#357 - stiffbeefyone (10/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**stiffbeefyone rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Title ** MFW i was the only sperm
#127 - bloodbendbros (10/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My AP Biology teacher "let" us watch a Discovery Channel-esque movie called "The Great Sperm Race." Not sure what channel it was originally on or who thought to make it, but....yeah......
User avatar #60 - sweateagle (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Were the muricas really necessary?
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