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Omelette au fromage.

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#14 - rainbowtacos (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
In response to the description...
#1 - jojord (10/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
omelette DU fromage   
   
providing you where quoting dexter
omelette DU fromage

providing you where quoting dexter
#3 to #1 - kevinator (10/28/2012) [-]
Omellete AU fromage is correct. Omellet DU fromage, is wrong.   
   
One is Cheese Omellete, the other is Omelette of the cheese.
Omellete AU fromage is correct. Omellet DU fromage, is wrong.

One is Cheese Omellete, the other is Omelette of the cheese.
#35 - doddythechef (10/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
im totally going to 						****					 with the french guys at work
im totally going to **** with the french guys at work
#54 - TheFek (10/29/2012) [-]
MFW "in your hand"
User avatar #25 - MegaAwesomeSauce (10/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You'd never see a picture of a dude holding a dismembered ****** with love hearts coming off of it
#71 - Kestrel (10/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
And here's the next page!
User avatar #114 - eddiethead (10/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Everything sounds more romantic in French!
#69 - trevo (10/29/2012) [-]
"go make the giant cry"
"go make the giant cry"
User avatar #80 - hhhhhhhh (10/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My girlfriends first language is french, this is brilliant
#46 - loulougia ONLINE (10/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
uuh should I be happy the post mentioned France or not...
#94 - jointure (10/29/2012) [+] (19 replies)
if you want to say: I'm coming!
you can say: Je viens!
or
je peux venir dans ta bouche?

saying Je jouis is kinda weird
#111 to #103 - abnormalswedishguy (10/29/2012) [-]
<---mfw   
   
( i'm french )
<---mfw

( i'm french )
#82 - rrenierr (10/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
J'ai eu 3 années de français et je je comprende ... that!
#126 - bloodbendbros (10/29/2012) [+] (13 replies)
MFW I took 2 years of French and am now learning these phrases.
MFW I took 2 years of French and am now learning these phrases.
User avatar #95 - Loppytaffy (10/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That's good, but what is "prepare to meet my crotch monster" in French?
User avatar #99 to #95 - coonmix (10/29/2012) [-]
Prepare toi à rencontrer mon monstre du pubis?
User avatar #44 - madkable (10/29/2012) [-]
Hahaha this is hilarious, most of these you don't say however, here are a few better ones if you're trying to hit on a french babe ;) :

- T'es bonne (you're hot)
- Tu veux sortir avec moi? (do you want to go out with me?)
- T'es libre ce soir? (are you free tonight?)
- C'est quoi ton numéro (what's your number?)
- Tu veux faire l'amour/baiser (Do you want to have sex/ **** ) Watch out for 'baiser', most of the time it does not mean to kiss!
-T'es célibataire? (Are you single?)
-Merde, j'ai pété la capote, on le fait sans? ;) ( **** , I split the condom, wanna go without?)
-Tu es tres sexy (you are really sexy)
-Je peux t'offrir quelque chose à boire? (Can I buy you a drink)

Enjoy, les amis ^^
#138 - fjponythread (10/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
[19:45:55] Me: Je peux jouir sur ton visage?   
[19:46:11] French friend: Oui   
[19:46:12] French friend: :3
[19:45:55] Me: Je peux jouir sur ton visage?
[19:46:11] French friend: Oui
[19:46:12] French friend: :3
User avatar #105 - hentaisweetie (10/29/2012) [-]
Loled at Dexters Lab reference in the description
User avatar #16 - icedmantwo (10/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
voules vous couchez avec mois?
User avatar #42 to #32 - solacia (10/29/2012) [-]
Well technically, it isn't. English is comprised of many other languages, words that have been introduced over the centuries. 'Knife' for example is a Viking word. They weren't english chaps.

"English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar."
User avatar #33 - grama (10/29/2012) [-]
SACRE BLEU!!!!
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