Vous-voulez...fuck?. Omelette au fromage... In response to the description... moving to france
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#14 - rainbowtacos (10/29/2012) [-]
In response to the description...
#54 - TheFek (10/29/2012) [-]
MFW "in your hand"
#35 - doddythechef (10/29/2012) [-]
im totally going to 			****		 with the french guys at work
im totally going to **** with the french guys at work
User avatar #45 to #35 - LegititmateKyle (10/29/2012) [-]
Make sure you can actually pronounce the words correctly. Pronounced with a normal accent they probably won't even understand you.
User avatar #50 to #45 - doddythechef (10/29/2012) [-]
i shall practice with google translate haha
User avatar #51 to #50 - LegititmateKyle (10/29/2012) [-]
not such a good idea o.o google translate is bad with getting it's translations right.
User avatar #53 to #51 - LegititmateKyle (10/29/2012) [-]
Well it's better than nothing though xD so feel free to.
User avatar #84 to #35 - cantpickusername (10/29/2012) [-]
Bring a rubber.
User avatar #25 - MegaAwesomeSauce (10/29/2012) [-]
You'd never see a picture of a dude holding a dismembered vagina with love hearts coming off of it
User avatar #27 to #25 - elbrysobrony (10/29/2012) [-]
How universally sexy are guys in their underwear, again...?
User avatar #26 to #25 - monkeyyninja (10/29/2012) [-]
Fleshlight
#71 - Kestrel (10/29/2012) [-]
And here's the next page!
+1
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User avatar #72 to #71 - shitshitshit (10/29/2012) [-]
what the **** is a "twinky"
User avatar #78 to #72 - mycatlookedatme (10/29/2012) [-]
In a gay relationship there's usually the giver and the taker.

Giver = The Big butch one. (Bear)
Taker = The Skinny feminine one. (Twinky)
User avatar #89 to #78 - shitshitshit (10/29/2012) [-]
why do so many people know this, or is this like common knowledge?
User avatar #93 to #72 - Loppytaffy (10/29/2012) [-]
the "Uke" if you know anything about Yaoi.
If not, google images, you'll learn.
User avatar #74 to #72 - WhattheNorris (10/29/2012) [-]
little hairless gay man


opposite of a bear
User avatar #114 - eddiethead (10/29/2012) [-]
Everything sounds more romantic in French!
User avatar #142 to #114 - damgor (10/29/2012) [-]
i'm french and for french people everything said in english sounds very much cooler
User avatar #118 to #114 - daveyishere (10/29/2012) [-]
Je peux jouir dans ta bouche?
You'd never in million years find a more romantic way to ask Can I cum in your mouth?
User avatar #120 to #118 - eddiethead (10/29/2012) [-]
Vraiment, broski
#69 - trevo (10/29/2012) [-]
"go make the giant cry"
"go make the giant cry"
#1 - jojord (10/28/2012) [-]
omelette DU fromage   
   
providing you where quoting dexter
omelette DU fromage

providing you where quoting dexter
User avatar #22 to #1 - ghirahn (10/29/2012) [-]
the first french i ever learned.
#20 to #1 - usernamegtfo (10/29/2012) [-]
God damnit. Omelette AU fromage. Source : im ******* french.
User avatar #11 to #1 - ilikecheerios (10/28/2012) [-]
Sorry, I take French so I instinctively typed it in correct grammar :/
#3 to #1 - kevinator (10/28/2012) [-]
Omellete AU fromage is correct. Omellet DU fromage, is wrong.   
   
One is Cheese Omellete, the other is Omelette of the cheese.
Omellete AU fromage is correct. Omellet DU fromage, is wrong.

One is Cheese Omellete, the other is Omelette of the cheese.
User avatar #49 to #3 - lulgazmz ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
"Given that you were quoting dexter." Unfortunately, boy-genius got it wrong.
#4 to #3 - jojord (10/28/2012) [-]
But.. Dexter said.. Dexter.. Boy genius!
User avatar #5 to #4 - kevinator (10/28/2012) [-]
Dexter sadly had that wrong.
User avatar #77 to #5 - thepyras (10/29/2012) [-]
Dexter is Dexter. France has it wrong.
User avatar #80 - hhhhhhhh (10/29/2012) [-]
My girlfriends first language is french, this is brilliant
User avatar #88 to #80 - lorddotcom (10/29/2012) [-]
God speed, sir!
User avatar #91 to #88 - hhhhhhhh (10/29/2012) [-]
She gave me a deadpan look and said fine, do you think that translates to "yes please"?
#82 - rrenierr (10/29/2012) [-]
J'ai eu 3 années de français et je je comprende ... that!
#85 to #82 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
qui donne une merde?
User avatar #86 to #85 - snarfalupticus (10/29/2012) [-]
**** , i forgot to log in.
User avatar #96 to #82 - coonmix (10/29/2012) [-]
*et je comprends ça :)
#126 - bloodbendbros (10/29/2012) [-]
MFW I took 2 years of French and am now learning these phrases.
MFW I took 2 years of French and am now learning these phrases.
User avatar #128 to #126 - theonetruegilda (10/29/2012) [-]
5 years here
#154 to #128 - lordmoustach (10/29/2012) [-]
Depuis que j'suis né.   
   
>pic unrelated
Depuis que j'suis né.

>pic unrelated
User avatar #129 to #126 - dengekisushi (10/29/2012) [-]
Parlez-vous français aussi? :D
#153 to #129 - ilikecheerios (10/29/2012) [-]
J'ai etudie le francais pendant six ans. Eh bien, je suis OP!
User avatar #155 to #153 - dengekisushi (10/30/2012) [-]
J'ai étudié français pendant trois ans, mais je ne suis pas trop bien :l
User avatar #157 to #155 - ilikecheerios (10/30/2012) [-]
Bon! J'aime beaucoup le francais. J'espere que j'etudierai un jour en France.
User avatar #158 to #157 - dengekisushi (10/30/2012) [-]
J'ai travaillé en France il y a trois ans--très beaux!
User avatar #159 to #158 - ilikecheerios (10/30/2012) [-]
Moi aussi, j'ai voyage en France depuis deux ans. Je suis d'accord, elle est tres belle!
User avatar #162 to #159 - LegititmateKyle (10/30/2012) [-]
I can't believe I actually understood most of that conversation after a couple months of learning french. :o
User avatar #163 to #162 - ilikecheerios (10/30/2012) [-]
Felicitations!
User avatar #136 to #129 - bloodbendbros (10/29/2012) [-]
Ouai, je l'ai appris au lycée. Ma prof de francais était une géniale femme. Mais, actuellement j'apprends japonais au collège. Désolé si mauvaise grammaire.
User avatar #156 to #136 - dengekisushi (10/30/2012) [-]
Tu as plus bien grammaire--je ne suis pas trop bien...juste parce que :l
Je dois plus étudier.

(my sentence structure sucks balls; all of my times taking French have been spanned out through a few years so it's hard to remember everything, especially when I'll be going to Italy in a couple of years).
User avatar #149 to #136 - bloodbendbros (10/29/2012) [-]
français*
Pardon.
#138 - fjponythread (10/29/2012) [-]
[19:45:55] Me: Je peux jouir sur ton visage?   
[19:46:11] French friend: Oui   
[19:46:12] French friend: :3
[19:45:55] Me: Je peux jouir sur ton visage?
[19:46:11] French friend: Oui
[19:46:12] French friend: :3
User avatar #95 - Loppytaffy (10/29/2012) [-]
That's good, but what is "prepare to meet my crotch monster" in French?
User avatar #102 to #95 - flaviors (10/29/2012) [-]
Prepare toi a rencontré le monstre entre mes jambes
User avatar #99 to #95 - coonmix (10/29/2012) [-]
Prepare toi à rencontrer mon monstre du pubis?
User avatar #100 to #99 - Loppytaffy (10/29/2012) [-]
YAY!
User avatar #44 - madkable (10/29/2012) [-]
Hahaha this is hilarious, most of these you don't say however, here are a few better ones if you're trying to hit on a french babe ;) :

- T'es bonne (you're hot)
- Tu veux sortir avec moi? (do you want to go out with me?)
- T'es libre ce soir? (are you free tonight?)
- C'est quoi ton numéro (what's your number?)
- Tu veux faire l'amour/baiser (Do you want to have sex/ **** ) Watch out for 'baiser', most of the time it does not mean to kiss!
-T'es célibataire? (Are you single?)
-Merde, j'ai pété la capote, on le fait sans? ;) ( **** , I split the condom, wanna go without?)
-Tu es tres sexy (you are really sexy)
-Je peux t'offrir quelque chose à boire? (Can I buy you a drink)

Enjoy, les amis ^^
User avatar #105 - hentaisweetie (10/29/2012) [-]
Loled at Dexters Lab reference in the description
#152 - dyoxide ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #130 - dengekisushi (10/29/2012) [-]
I would jot down these words for future use, but I'll be going to Italy in two years, rather than France, so it won't be of much use.

Goddammit.
Anybody got an Italian version of these?
User avatar #33 - grama (10/29/2012) [-]
SACRE BLEU!!!!
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