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Tell your father what
happened during school
Just 6 year
old me
POKER F CE
T get a free candy mom THAT ONE!
before lunch today! The Other Duel
knocked out this
bully that was
picking on me
for a week
YOU DON' T
EVER DC)
THAT
AGAIN! YOU
ARE
GROUNDED
FOR A
MONTH!
Sto 19311? kicked I' m proud of u, i' m gonna
that ass? let u play games while
mother isn' t here
And that my good people is why my
dad is my favorite parent
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#2 - empithree (10/28/2012) [-]
yay free candy
yay free candy
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#1 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#17 - conorpadraic (10/29/2012) [-]
WOW THAT DAD SURE DID troll YOU.
User avatar #26 - drakesblood (10/29/2012) [-]
My dad pretty much said that if anyone tried to give my **** I should punch them in the throat...
#45 to #26 - valen (10/29/2012) [-]






That's a great tactic! Crushing someone's windpipe so they suffocate is totally okay.
User avatar #48 to #45 - drakesblood (10/29/2012) [-]
Firstly. My dad grew up in India, and moved around a lot as a kid and, as I understand, had been in a few gangs. I mean proper 1950's teenage street gangs (my dad was born in 1944), not like today's "gangstas". That is the environment in which he learnt to fight, and the faster you took someone out of the fight the less likely you were to have a knife pulled on you.

Second. At the time he dispensed this bit of advice our family had just moved to a small town, and, thanks to my brothers stupid actions, managed to get off on the wrong foot with both our neighbours.
Both marijuana grower/dealers (soon after our moving their my idiot brother decided to help himself to one of their crops), who sought recompense by occasionally trying to run my dad off the road when he was taking my sister and I to or from school. They also lit fire to the 100 acre property we were living on at the time, which was 99% eucalyptus, and eucalyptus burns like a ************ .
My brother wasn't in school at the time, I don't think, and that left my sister and I to deal with our neighbour kids, who had apparently been told by their parents to make our lives hell at school.
So in short, it was justified at the time.

Lastly. He also told me and my sister to be careful if we had to do it, and never be the one to start the fight.
User avatar #49 to #45 - drakesblood (10/29/2012) [-]
Oh, and while it isn't ok, it is a great tactic. If your attacker is having difficulty breathing then he will be less likely to continue trying to fight.
I am happy to say that, while I was bullied for most of my school life, I have manage to deftly avoid nearly every violent situation as a kid. Especially after this one incident where I picked up a kid the same size as myself, fully off the ground, and pinned him to a wall by his throat, one handed too, because he picked possibly the worst time ever to start giving me **** ...
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User avatar #47 to #26 - biggydy (10/29/2012) [-]
And then you kill somebody, and you go to jail, and get raped.
User avatar #50 to #47 - drakesblood (10/29/2012) [-]
Read comment #48.
#27 to #26 - sceirine (10/29/2012) [-]
Good Man
User avatar #7 - remsaman (10/29/2012) [-]
i kicked some kid in the nuts because he tried to steal a cookie i had.
my mother congratulated me and took me out for dinner.
#70 to #68 - remsaman (10/29/2012) [-]
also MFW>
also MFW>
User avatar #67 - comexx ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
I don't get schools. They teach you to stand up for yourself and fight back, but when you do, you get suspended.
#10 - JohnE (10/29/2012) [-]
And then if your parents ever get divorced, you have to spend 80% of the time with your mom.
#74 - deathbypizza (10/29/2012) [-]
the first time i stood up to a bully was in grade 9. i was literally bullied every day, from things like the fact that i was the shortest guy in the class, red hair, freckles, slight lisp and basically all of the worst things in genetics to make myself natures joke.
i was forced to fight a guy who was about six inches taller than me, I punched him only once, squarely in the nose, throwing him to the ground. all of his ******* friends then proceeded to beat the living snot out of me. when all was finished, after I was wiped up off the cement covered in blood, I was suspended pending exclusion from the school for assault of the whole group of guys who were TWICE MY ******* SIZE AND ALL RUGBY UNION PLAYERS. keep in mind this was my first suspension from school, and the fact that I was a quiet student who never even got detention. their punishment for giving me a concussion, green bruises all over my head, a fractured cheek bone and two black eyes? nothing. absolutely nothing. after years of literal torment and multiple complaints and punishments for their verbal, physical and mental abuse toward me, they received NOTHING. the reason was that I had thrown the first punch, apparently aggressively attacking this 'poor kid', and his mates defended themselves and him from the monster I apparently am.

my parents pulled me immediately from the school and sent me 200km away from those country inbred ******** to a public school in the city. when i tried standing up to a bully again, he waited until after school to attack me with a pair of scizzors and three friends of his. thankfully, I had a group of girls around me who held them back after they socked me from behind. currently, the guys who attacked me are in jail.

i was unable to complete my dream to join the RAAF because I still have night terrors as a result of their bullying, which the australian defence force does not allow in their medicals.
User avatar #102 to #74 - shitshitshit (10/29/2012) [-]
**** dude that sucks
User avatar #77 to #74 - isradam (10/29/2012) [-]
First time I was bullied was in 1st grade when I was six. Some douche called my mom an idiot so I threw a chair at him.

I got suspended for a month but my mom took me to the zoo and bought me ice-cream for being such a good son.
User avatar #92 to #77 - wakeup (10/29/2012) [-]
I don't now if that counts as bullied:P
User avatar #96 to #92 - isradam (10/29/2012) [-]
Ain't no one mess with my mom.

Ain't no one.
User avatar #97 to #96 - wakeup (10/29/2012) [-]
hehe I understand that:)
#36 - josieabby (10/29/2012) [-]
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#16 - tornwingsofangels (10/29/2012) [-]
Bullies.. really?
Bully's <----
#81 - EarthDefenseforce (10/29/2012) [-]
my face after I stood up to the bully
User avatar #83 - ButtonFly ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
I remember one time my little brother was being picked on in school. Some kid was bullying him during lunch, pushing him and stuff. The bully stole his sandwich and threw it on the floor then replaced the sandwich with trash from his own lunch. My brother finally couldn't take it anymore and stood up, grabbed the bully by his shirt and screamed "You are a disappointment to the entire world!"
The teachers broke them up before it got ugly, punished both my brother and the bully and wrote them up.
My brother had to get a written description of the incident signed by our parents. When they read what he said to the bully both my mom and dad laughed and told him they were proud of him.
#63 - sublimerule (10/29/2012) [-]
Anyone got any other bullies getting owned gifs? I love them.
Anyone got any other bullies getting owned gifs? I love them.
User avatar #66 to #63 - Gandalfthewhite (10/29/2012) [-]
notice how the other guy didn't do anything and still got hit
User avatar #69 to #66 - sublimerule (10/29/2012) [-]
Guilty by association. Also check out the video on youtube. It's titled 'this guy should be on UFC. You will clearly see from the begining that they are both thuggish douchebags ;)
#76 to #63 - Jowi (10/29/2012) [-]
Never pick on someone wearing a matching track suit... They know some moves....
#89 - LaughedatThat (10/29/2012) [-]
MF reading all the bullying stories in the comments section
#78 - squishyoctopus (10/29/2012) [-]
Mfw I'm the tallest person in my class, have freckles, have glasses, have braces, don't do any sport and all the slutty girls hate me and I've never been bullied in my entire life
Mfw I'm the tallest person in my class, have freckles, have glasses, have braces, don't do any sport and all the slutty girls hate me and I've never been bullied in my entire life
#18 - heysupman (10/29/2012) [-]
**heysupman rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Now kiss ** Still, that first story with the candy....good ****
#38 - mostlyjunk ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
When you were 6 years old you knocked somebody out?

Doubt

It's even hard to believe you were already playing video games at that age unless it was like putt-putt
#39 to #38 - Rascal (10/29/2012) [-]
ohhhh man, put put..
User avatar #40 to #38 - DingoJ (10/29/2012) [-]
i would play stuff like crash bandicoot at that age with my dad...
User avatar #43 to #38 - onionsam (10/29/2012) [-]
i wish i still had putt putt. ****** epic **** .
User avatar #58 to #38 - shenro (10/29/2012) [-]
i was playin video games when i was 7, why cant a 6 year old do the same?
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User avatar #98 to #38 - responsibletim (10/29/2012) [-]
******* PUTT-PUTT.
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