the perfect prank. . THE PERFECT PHUNK when my little heather tarns twenty ene I will take him ii a ear and get him wasted- while we are at the her T will have  the perfect prank THE PERFECT PHUNK when my little heather tarns twenty ene I will take him ii a ear and get wasted- while we are at her T have
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the perfect prank

THE PERFECT PHUNK
when my little heather tarns twenty ene I will
take him ii a ear and get him wasted- while we are
at the her T will have A team whiting en his
hearded. Fe: twenty fen: hears they will be
painting his walls white, pulling all the stuff
nut hf there, tiling his flees tn make his teem
leek like a hospital. Then they will set up the
hospital bed, heart . , curtain etc. Ghee I
hear the rest is dene I will put him in my new and
drive s parc: fessing: naa make up artist, put an
c. sci mas mask and ether stuff eeyep his hedy-
T will greenie T. CY get myself anold man mask and
ethers fer my . er ereader and friends. Orac', . we
are set we will ; dress up as cld peeple, put
him in his realistic ele man suit, then we* Ll
put his in the hospitel ted, and heck him up a
honeh sf different machines. here is the waiting
hf my plan, we will wait fer him TAD wake up. we
will then tell him a eheut he drepe heme
that night. He get in an accident and was in a
neme fer thirty years. we will see hew leng it
takes him Le figure it set. Plus his
will prabably be priceless-
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#26 - pooplol
Reply +103
(10/28/2012) [-]
#25 - wardenspectre
Reply +69
(10/28/2012) [-]
Except when he wakes up and talks in his 21 yr old voice, and sees his 21 yr old body, you'll be ******
#79 to #25 - derfthedishwasher
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Would he not notice that his brother was still the same age?
#82 to #79 - toxickooties
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Did you not notice how it said "I will proceed to to get my self an old man mask and other for my older brother and friends..."

Read it again.
#85 to #82 - derfthedishwasher
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Ahh...good call. I should really learn to think before I type.
#87 to #85 - toxickooties
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Meh, we all make mistakes... but on the internet they are put under a high powered microscope to be ridiculed and made obvious with extreme detail.
#88 to #87 - derfthedishwasher
Reply +2
(10/29/2012) [-]
Imagine my surprise when when i get corrected by the one non-asshole on the internet. You deserve a picture.
#89 to #88 - toxickooties
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Hah, I'm glad you think so :)
I think it's cause I'm a girl though.

I'm not a bitch. Heheh.
#91 to #89 - derfthedishwasher
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
A girl on the internet...Then you must also be a scotch-Korean, for you are a contradiction.
Also...i wish to learn to type small. Can you be of assistance?
#92 to #91 - toxickooties
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Enlarge the picture.
#94 to #92 - derfthedishwasher
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
When I saw the comment at first I thought you were just being an asshole saying, "Enlarge the picture and it makes it look small...
For a smartass I find myself feeling stupid a lot.
#95 to #94 - toxickooties
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Geezth dude so quick to judge.

But I'm glad it helped.
#99 to #95 - derfthedishwasher
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Well we are on FunnyJunk, home of the assholes
Tis a pretty safe assumption
#102 to #99 - toxickooties
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Welcome to FunnyJunk, home of the assholes, can I take your order?
#108 to #102 - derfthedishwasher
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
That strikes me as a great slogan for a gay restaurant chain.
#90 to #25 - welshdrag
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
He'll have a hangover from being wasted
#50 to #25 - toxickooties
Reply +3
(10/29/2012) [-]
You've got a valid point, BUT say he was in a coma for 30 years that would mean he was asleep and not using his vocal cords. So his voice will probably sound pretty similar.

And for his body, if they put him in a gown and blankets, I don't think that will be the first thing he notices.
#63 to #50 - wardenspectre
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
actually on that point, if you were in a coma for 30 years your muscles would be severely atrophied, logically he wouldn't be able to move. and if he knew this, he could quickly tell OP was playing a joke
#65 to #63 - toxickooties
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Another valid point.
#67 to #65 - wardenspectre
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
yes, yes, quite, my good sir
#28 to #25 - ruinsage
Reply +51
(10/28/2012) [-]
except after a night drinking, you don't sound normal
#37 to #28 - wardenspectre
Reply -23
(10/28/2012) [-]
you still look pretty normal
#47 to #37 - lordlolland
Reply +1
(10/29/2012) [-]
Then you havent been drinking properly.
#41 - jdpwns
Reply +44
(10/29/2012) [-]
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#8 - panicduke
Reply -62
(10/28/2012) [-]
tha plan has only one flaw... your brother must be a real loser to spend his 21st birthday with his brother..
#34 to #8 - Crusader
Reply 0
(10/28/2012) [-]
I didn't realize that because you have a horrible relationship with your brother that it is impossible for brothers to be friends.
#52 to #8 - pillsmakeitgrow
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Can obviously see someone wasn't loved as a child/ was adopted/ was an orphan/ was a failed abortion
#40 to #8 - watsupguise **User deleted account**
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#10 to #8 - einhetvin
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(10/28/2012) [-]
#16 to #10 - panicduke
Reply -5
(10/28/2012) [-]
then don't. Just go ahead and kill yourself man.
#13 to #8 - Lainge
Reply +36
(10/28/2012) [-]
you're a stupid ************
21sts aren't for getting drunk with friends
21sts are for familys (and friends)
#15 to #13 - panicduke
Reply -52
(10/28/2012) [-]
Well sorry that i dont know how the americans celebrate. but pretty much everywhere in Europe the Birthday on which alcohol is legal in some countries with 18 some 16 and also 21 people tend to get drunk with their friends.
#18 to #15 - lolzordz
Reply +33
(10/28/2012) [-]
nothing to do with americans. you never heard of brothers also being friends? is it so hard to imagine?
#19 to #18 - panicduke
Reply -44
(10/28/2012) [-]
well for me maybe it is because I see my brother like once a year.. But it still sounds like a really unrealistic scenario.. that a guy just sits around a bar only with his brother on his 21st birthday
#21 to #19 - lolzordz
Reply +21
(10/28/2012) [-]
if the same was said about a friend you wouldnt think theyre 'alone in a bar'.

just imagine a brother is a friend, thats it. also, just cause you dont have a brother who does that doesnt mean others dont lol there are 7 billion people in the world..
#22 to #21 - panicduke
Reply -43
(10/28/2012) [-]
well i guess this discussion is pointless its not like im going to change your opinion. Neither did you change mine. But i see what you mean.
#23 to #22 - lolzordz
Reply +25
(10/28/2012) [-]
.....you still think he's a loser for going out with his brother?

whatever
#24 to #23 - panicduke
Reply -44
(10/28/2012) [-]
there is nothing wrong about going to a bar with your brother.. But when its your 21'st Birthday there is kinda more stuff to do.. its like spending christmas with your hamster.. but nevermind. thred is over ^^ good day sir
#32 to #24 - drainbamage ONLINE
Reply +9
(10/28/2012) [-]
I hope your brother knows you think hes a hamster.
#46 to #32 - boskoisbeast
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
comment made my ******* day
#49 to #24 - manueldomingues
Reply +3
(10/29/2012) [-]
i love you
you just stood there like a man and took about 150 -thumbs
#54 to #24 - spidersnakeeyes
Reply +1
(10/29/2012) [-]
#51 to #24 - tomainstream
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
nice job getting banned
#33 to #24 - jamiemsm
Reply -2
(10/28/2012) [-]
omg you go drink with your friends all other weekends and then to make your birthday special u go drink with your friends.......
thats like eating spaghetti everyday and then one day thinking. i need something good today. spaghetti -_-'
#44 to #33 - ohmygodihazdepends
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
Or fat people who get depressed and then eat, and then they get depressed because they ate so much and think they are fat so they eat again.
It's true
http://www.eatingdisordersonline.com/explain/index.php
#140 - xnotcreative
Reply -14
(10/29/2012) [-]
And after the joke, the conversation would be much like:

Brother: So... you spent your student loan to prank me?

You: ... yup.

Brother: So you're in major debt right now, and have no way of paying for your college?

You: ... yup.

Brother: And this was all for 10 seconds of ***** and giggles?

You: ... ughh... yes...

Brother: ... was it worth it?

You: ...
#143 to #140 - bigsaltyballs
Reply +27
(10/29/2012) [-]
alternet ending: You:..is that even a question? you bet your ass it was worth every cent.   
   
   
hfw
alternet ending: You:..is that even a question? you bet your ass it was worth every cent.


hfw
#56 - newsmyrna
Reply +27
(10/29/2012) [-]
That awsome and it would only cost like $50,000 to pull off totally worth it.   
pic unrelated.
That awsome and it would only cost like $50,000 to pull off totally worth it.
pic unrelated.
#77 to #56 - anon
Reply 0
(10/29/2012) [-]
KAMENU RAIDA
#117 - slipperyjoe
Reply +21
(10/29/2012) [-]
Hide a camera in the room OP.

Become a legend.
#149 - deadinferno
Reply +17
(10/29/2012) [-]
YFW he speaks and his voice sounds the exact same...
#150 to #149 - karvarausku
Reply -5
(10/29/2012) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Real anime fans ** he can't hear the difference of his voice because you are used to hear your own voice all the time... so he wouldn't figure it out.
#113 - slashtrey ONLINE
Reply +15
(10/29/2012) [-]
"I will procide"

< mfw
#64 - artvandelay
Reply +13
(10/29/2012) [-]
Iv'e seen this posted several times, and not a single delivery.
#96 to #64 - ocampo
Reply +1
(10/29/2012) [-]
maybe their brothers aren't 21 yet. o.o