the perfect prank. . THE PERFECT PHUNK when my little heather tarns twenty ene I will take him ii a ear and get him wasted- while we are at the her T will have

the perfect prank

when my little heather tarns twenty ene I will
take him ii a ear and get him wasted- while we are
at the her T will have A team whiting en his
hearded. Fe: twenty fen: hears they will be
painting his walls white, pulling all the stuff
nut hf there, tiling his flees tn make his teem
leek like a hospital. Then they will set up the
hospital bed, heart . , curtain etc. Ghee I
hear the rest is dene I will put him in my new and
drive s parc: fessing: naa make up artist, put an
c. sci mas mask and ether stuff eeyep his hedy-
T will greenie T. CY get myself anold man mask and
ethers fer my . er ereader and friends. Orac', . we
are set we will ; dress up as cld peeple, put
him in his realistic ele man suit, then we* Ll
put his in the hospitel ted, and heck him up a
honeh sf different machines. here is the waiting
hf my plan, we will wait fer him TAD wake up. we
will then tell him a eheut he drepe heme
that night. He get in an accident and was in a
neme fer thirty years. we will see hew leng it
takes him Le figure it set. Plus his
will prabably be priceless-
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#26 - pooplol (10/28/2012) [-]
#41 - jdpwns (10/29/2012) [-]
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#25 - wardenspectre (10/28/2012) [-]
Except when he wakes up and talks in his 21 yr old voice, and sees his 21 yr old body, you'll be ******
User avatar #79 to #25 - derfthedishwasher (10/29/2012) [-]
Would he not notice that his brother was still the same age?
User avatar #82 to #79 - toxickooties (10/29/2012) [-]
Did you not notice how it said "I will proceed to to get my self an old man mask and other for my older brother and friends..."

Read it again.
User avatar #85 to #82 - derfthedishwasher (10/29/2012) [-]
Ahh...good call. I should really learn to think before I type.
User avatar #87 to #85 - toxickooties (10/29/2012) [-]
Meh, we all make mistakes... but on the internet they are put under a high powered microscope to be ridiculed and made obvious with extreme detail.
#88 to #87 - derfthedishwasher (10/29/2012) [-]
Imagine my surprise when when i get corrected by the one non-asshole on the internet. You deserve a picture.
User avatar #89 to #88 - toxickooties (10/29/2012) [-]
Hah, I'm glad you think so :)
I think it's cause I'm a girl though.

I'm not a bitch. Heheh.
User avatar #91 to #89 - derfthedishwasher (10/29/2012) [-]
A girl on the internet...Then you must also be a scotch-Korean, for you are a contradiction.
Also...i wish to learn to type small. Can you be of assistance?
#92 to #91 - toxickooties (10/29/2012) [-]
Enlarge the picture.
User avatar #94 to #92 - derfthedishwasher (10/29/2012) [-]
When I saw the comment at first I thought you were just being an asshole saying, "Enlarge the picture and it makes it look small...
For a smartass I find myself feeling stupid a lot.
User avatar #95 to #94 - toxickooties (10/29/2012) [-]
Geezth dude so quick to judge.

But I'm glad it helped.
User avatar #99 to #95 - derfthedishwasher (10/29/2012) [-]
Well we are on FunnyJunk, home of the assholes
Tis a pretty safe assumption
User avatar #102 to #99 - toxickooties (10/29/2012) [-]
Welcome to FunnyJunk, home of the assholes, can I take your order?
User avatar #108 to #102 - derfthedishwasher (10/29/2012) [-]
That strikes me as a great slogan for a gay restaurant chain.
User avatar #90 to #25 - welshdrag (10/29/2012) [-]
He'll have a hangover from being wasted
User avatar #50 to #25 - toxickooties (10/29/2012) [-]
You've got a valid point, BUT say he was in a coma for 30 years that would mean he was asleep and not using his vocal cords. So his voice will probably sound pretty similar.

And for his body, if they put him in a gown and blankets, I don't think that will be the first thing he notices.
User avatar #63 to #50 - wardenspectre (10/29/2012) [-]
actually on that point, if you were in a coma for 30 years your muscles would be severely atrophied, logically he wouldn't be able to move. and if he knew this, he could quickly tell OP was playing a joke
#65 to #63 - toxickooties (10/29/2012) [-]
Another valid point.
#67 to #65 - wardenspectre (10/29/2012) [-]
yes, yes, quite, my good sir
User avatar #28 to #25 - ruinsage (10/28/2012) [-]
except after a night drinking, you don't sound normal
User avatar #37 to #28 - wardenspectre (10/28/2012) [-]
you still look pretty normal
User avatar #47 to #37 - lordlolland (10/29/2012) [-]
Then you havent been drinking properly.
#113 - slashtrey (10/29/2012) [-]
"I will procide"

< mfw
#56 - newsmyrna (10/29/2012) [-]
That awsome and it would only cost like $50,000 to pull off totally worth it.   
pic unrelated.
That awsome and it would only cost like $50,000 to pull off totally worth it.
pic unrelated.
#77 to #56 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #171 - elbrysobrony (10/29/2012) [-]
... I highly doubt that a 50 year old man would look like a wrinkly old grandpa.
#175 to #171 - giustobuffo (10/29/2012) [-]
You underestimate the power of time, my friend.

It does funny things when you think about it too hard...
#117 - slipperyjoe (10/29/2012) [-]
Hide a camera in the room OP.

Become a legend.
#105 - japfapper (10/29/2012) [-]
Because you look so old at 51..
#106 to #105 - japfapper (10/29/2012) [-]
And why would he be in a suit instead of a hospital gown?
#149 - deadinferno (10/29/2012) [-]
YFW he speaks and his voice sounds the exact same...
#150 to #149 - karvarausku (10/29/2012) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Real anime fans ** he can't hear the difference of his voice because you are used to hear your own voice all the time... so he wouldn't figure it out.
#104 - chazstopher (10/29/2012) [-]
Why don't you just put him in a real hospital room instead of changing his whole 			*******		 room?
Why don't you just put him in a real hospital room instead of changing his whole ******* room?
#2 - minutes (10/28/2012) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#64 - artvandelay (10/29/2012) [-]
Iv'e seen this posted several times, and not a single delivery.
User avatar #96 to #64 - ocampo (10/29/2012) [-]
maybe their brothers aren't 21 yet. o.o
#166 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
Hitting him with a pie in the face would be less cheaper and less work
#169 to #166 - agnaraed (10/29/2012) [-]
less cheaper.......

#1 - yunnie (10/28/2012) [-]
that will be awesome
that will be awesome
#115 - drtrousersnake (10/29/2012) [-]
Not to complain but this is a repost and nowhere did OP say he would deliver.

He just found this post amusing a year ago and randomly remembered it. So he reposted it because others who haven't seen it before might find it amusing too.
User avatar #114 to #110 - mistressluna (10/29/2012) [-]
#178 - alucardshellhound (10/29/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Useful insult kit. **
#29 - bigstanky (10/28/2012) [-]
this wil proably be one of those really well thought out and genius pranks that the person figures out instanly. i hate it when that happens
User avatar #121 - shadowstepone (10/29/2012) [-]
this could work, with a several hundred thousand dollar budget.
#30 - anon (10/28/2012) [-]
i say upload the reaction...
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