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Hell Explained.. found inb4 religous . This guy knows his .. Kennedy HELL Er A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a raideen' n paper

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Kennedy
HELL
Er A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a raideen' n paper.
and an actual answer tinned in by a mat
Bonus Question: E Hall ( gaves off heat) or
absorbs heat]?
using Brn%' . awwyiss
some when it expands and heats when it is compressed} or some
variant
the strident, however, wrote the :
Seine
souls are the rate
at which they are leaving. whim is unlikely. think that we can safely
am that once a soul gets to Heil, it will not leave. Therefore, no
souls are leaving. As fer haw may souls are entering Hell. let' s look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most ofthose religions are new member
religion, you will go to Hell. since there is more than one of these
religions and was people do not belong to more than one religion. we
can project that all shits go to Hell.. With birth and death rates as they
are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to ino' ease exponentially.
Raw, we rate ofthe volume in Hell Mame ' ' s
Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay
the same, the volume of Hell has to maid proportionately as souls are
added.
This gives [Pill possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at waid, some enter
Hell. then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
1. If Hell is at a rate faster than the increase of some in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes aver.
Ewe accept the postulate given to me by Terran during my Freshman
year that, ' villi be a cold day in Hell before / and take
into anew the fact that I slept with her last. night then number tern
must be true. and thus I am sure that Hell is and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
heaving only Heaven. thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains wht, last. nights THEE kept shooting 'tth my
Unle . Coherent Share . : Imr.. e. rcn we tin
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User avatar #2 - shitattack
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This is probably the most beautiful thing I have ever read in my entire life!
#33 to #2 - highfocus
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it seems you haven't read much, try this
#203 to #33 - lospussy
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And allow me to destroy your childhood
#236 to #203 - highfocus
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so what?
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User avatar #43 to #33 - whycanticaps
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#186 to #33 - xrabiddonutz
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I actually have that book signed by him I do believe.
User avatar #42 to #33 - whycanticaps
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have you read the 4chan version of this book? It's golden
User avatar #34 to #33 - shitattack
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Will do.

Where do i get it?
#6 - TehBlackfire
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Some people are just too good for FB I swear...
#11 to #6 - anon id: 32e1d484
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We only lay with women for reproductive purposes,so by that reasoning all that guy means is basic biology,men can't get other men pregnant(lay with each other the same way they would with women.).
User avatar #58 to #11 - thijsofbodom
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define we
because I've seen porn and they were not trying to make babies
#271 to #6 - anon id: 4a5d72ff
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Also in the new testament (not sure of the exact verse) Jesus lifts all rules in the old testament for christians.
User avatar #10 to #6 - makedonski
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also the thing about the round haircuts
#49 to #6 - omgroflzomg
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Funny part is, Modern Christianity doesnt follow Leviticus because hes in the old testament, but hey lets not let the church tell everyone that.
User avatar #238 to #49 - sunnydaycoffee
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The old testament is still considered "gods word" by christians.
#282 to #238 - omgroflzomg
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I believe is was Galatians 3:13 that said christ lifted us from the curse. The curse is the first 10 books of the bible. (the old testament.)
#8 - heathledgerisagod
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I always love reading creative papers like this. Their hilarious, yet at the same time pretty interesting
I always love reading creative papers like this. Their hilarious, yet at the same time pretty interesting
#14 to #8 - buriedstpatrick
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*they're
*they're
User avatar #19 - aldheim
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>Implying souls are gases.
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User avatar #50 to #19 - Shitthatscrazy
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actually he implied souls as additional mass introduced into hell. he never explained what form of matter they were in.
User avatar #280 to #50 - aldheim
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Gases are the only substance where temperature and volume are directly proportional.
User avatar #284 to #280 - Shitthatscrazy
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so hell doesnt have gas in it? i doubt that. prettty sure if the same volume of gases in a contained enviroment produces heat if it is compressed due to additional mass forced in the containers space
User avatar #29 to #19 - xexion
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>Implying he said souls are gases
User avatar #23 to #19 - stuartbewbzz
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>implying souls.
#17 - titsandpuss
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User avatar #20 to #17 - cantremember
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Ye, you should read it
User avatar #18 to #17 - anonymousditto
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go back and read it, it's worth it, imo
#287 to #18 - titsandpuss
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You can't because you're black
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User avatar #1 - octaviamanoctavia
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This guy is a demigod on earth.
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Your name is amazing
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still didn't read.
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