Hell Explained.. found inb4 religous . This guy knows his .. Kennedy HELL Er A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a raideen' n paper Hell religon
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Hell Explained.

Hell Explained.. found inb4 religous . This guy knows his .. Kennedy HELL Er A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a raideen' n paper

found inb4 religous ********* . This guy knows his **** .

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Kennedy
HELL
Er A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a raideen' n paper.
and an actual answer tinned in by a mat
Bonus Question: E Hall ( gaves off heat) or
absorbs heat]?
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variant
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souls are the rate
at which they are leaving. whim is unlikely. think that we can safely
am that once a soul gets to Heil, it will not leave. Therefore, no
souls are leaving. As fer haw may souls are entering Hell. let' s look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most ofthose religions are new member
religion, you will go to Hell. since there is more than one of these
religions and was people do not belong to more than one religion. we
can project that all ***** go to Hell.. With birth and death rates as they
are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to ino' ease exponentially.
Raw, we rate ofthe volume in Hell Mame ' ' s
Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay
the same, the volume of Hell has to maid proportionately as souls are
added.
This gives [Pill possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at waid, some enter
Hell. then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
1. If Hell is at a rate faster than the increase of some in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes aver.
Ewe accept the postulate given to me by Terran during my Freshman
year that, ' villi be a cold day in Hell before / and take
into anew the fact that I slept with her last. night then number tern
must be true. and thus I am sure that Hell is and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
heaving only Heaven. thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains wht, last. nights THEE kept shooting 'tth my
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User avatar #1 - octaviamanoctavia (10/27/2012) [-]
This guy is a demigod on earth.
User avatar #19 - aldheim (10/28/2012) [-]
>Implying souls are gases.
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User avatar #50 to #19 - Shitthatscrazy (10/28/2012) [-]
actually he implied souls as additional mass introduced into hell. he never explained what form of matter they were in.
User avatar #280 to #50 - aldheim (10/29/2012) [-]
Gases are the only substance where temperature and volume are directly proportional.
User avatar #284 to #280 - Shitthatscrazy (10/29/2012) [-]
so hell doesnt have gas in it? i doubt that. prettty sure if the same volume of gases in a contained enviroment produces heat if it is compressed due to additional mass forced in the containers space
User avatar #23 to #19 - stuartbewbzz (10/28/2012) [-]
>implying souls.
#29 to #19 - xexion ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
>Implying he said souls are gases
#6 - TehBlackfire (10/28/2012) [-]
Some people are just too good for FB I swear...
#271 to #6 - anon (10/28/2012) [-]
Also in the new testament (not sure of the exact verse) Jesus lifts all rules in the old testament for christians.
#11 to #6 - anon (10/28/2012) [-]
We only lay with women for reproductive purposes,so by that reasoning all that guy means is basic biology,men can't get other men pregnant(lay with each other the same way they would with women.).
User avatar #58 to #11 - thijsofbodom (10/28/2012) [-]
define we
because I've seen porn and they were not trying to make babies
User avatar #10 to #6 - makedonski (10/28/2012) [-]
also the thing about the round haircuts
#49 to #6 - omgroflzomg (10/28/2012) [-]
Funny part is, Modern Christianity doesnt follow Leviticus because hes in the old testament, but hey lets not let the church tell everyone that.
User avatar #238 to #49 - sunnydaycoffee (10/28/2012) [-]
The old testament is still considered "gods word" by christians.
#282 to #238 - omgroflzomg (10/29/2012) [-]
I believe is was Galatians 3:13 that said christ lifted us from the curse. The curse is the first 10 books of the bible. (the old testament.)
User avatar #2 - shitattack (10/28/2012) [-]
This is probably the most beautiful thing I have ever read in my entire life!
#33 to #2 - highfocus (10/28/2012) [-]
it seems you haven't read much, try this
#203 to #33 - lospussy (10/28/2012) [-]
And allow me to destroy your childhood
#236 to #203 - highfocus (10/28/2012) [-]
so what?
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#186 to #33 - xrabiddonutz (10/28/2012) [-]
I actually have that book signed by him I do believe.
User avatar #42 to #33 - whycanticaps (10/28/2012) [-]
have you read the 4chan version of this book? It's golden
User avatar #34 to #33 - shitattack (10/28/2012) [-]
Will do.

Where do i get it?
#202 - namseal (10/28/2012) [-]
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#211 to #202 - DrWeird (10/28/2012) [-]
As you wish.
As you wish.
User avatar #215 to #211 - namseal (10/28/2012) [-]
The Doctor highfiving Barny Stinson.
If this actually occurred the world would explode from all the awesome.
User avatar #217 to #215 - DrWeird (10/28/2012) [-]
You're damn right it would.
#229 to #215 - anon (10/28/2012) [-]
That is why they don't.
#79 - eyelaughdahame (10/28/2012) [-]
And a medal for this student.
#216 - lazaman (10/28/2012) [-]
Why would they give a religious question on a school paper... isn't that like... illegal?
Why would they give a religious question on a school paper... isn't that like... illegal?
User avatar #222 to #216 - sheperdofthestars (10/28/2012) [-]
>Hypothetical situation
#226 to #216 - anon (10/28/2012) [-]
Catholic school maybe?
User avatar #241 to #216 - bloggersrus (10/28/2012) [-]
Its a bonus question. so it doesnt really count against you if you decide to opt out of it.
User avatar #218 to #216 - noopinion (10/28/2012) [-]
Not if it's philosophy.

Or if the students have the option to opt out of it.
#116 - xgameloverx (10/28/2012) [-]
That man is awesome
#117 to #116 - xgameloverx (10/28/2012) [-]
One image cannot describe him
One image cannot describe him
User avatar #120 to #118 - xgameloverx (10/28/2012) [-]
**xgameloverx rolls 63,964**/10
#45 - theaddviser (10/28/2012) [-]
i need a new brain cause mine has been blown
#64 - diabolicgnome ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
#8 - heathledgerisagod (10/28/2012) [-]
I always love reading creative papers like this. Their hilarious, yet at the same time pretty interesting
I always love reading creative papers like this. Their hilarious, yet at the same time pretty interesting
#14 to #8 - buriedstpatrick (10/28/2012) [-]
*they're
*they're
#183 - swimmerman (10/28/2012) [-]
MFW my chemistry teacher read us this exact thing 2 weeks ago.
MFW my chemistry teacher read us this exact thing 2 weeks ago.
User avatar #176 to #172 - ellenrimbauer (10/28/2012) [-]
Your name is amazing
#231 - willindor (10/28/2012) [-]
My brain has a lot of trouble trying to figure out what the hell is written there.
User avatar #70 - aabbccddeeff (10/28/2012) [-]
srs tho, if "Hell" actually did exist, what makes people believe it'd be a fiery brimstone landscape with goat-legged demons holding pitchforks?

Wouldn't it be somewhat like a twisted version of your own reality, installing maximum pain and torture into you for eternity without you ever getting used to it?
#89 to #70 - anon (10/28/2012) [-]
Tbh, a fiery world with molten brimstone and goat demons with sharp objects DOES sound like a twisted version of my reality and WOULD install maximum pain and torture without me getting used to it O.O

But in all seriousness 90% of people's perception of what "Hell" is like is from Renaissance painter's depictions of demons. Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about pitchforks or got-people. Just the unending fire part.
#197 - falloutfanatic (10/28/2012) [-]
to that guy
to that guy
#174 - triggathepirate (10/28/2012) [-]
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