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#69 - extremezone
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#3 - anon
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(10/27/2012) [-]
I'm honestly not trying to start a religion war, I'm just trying to be informative, but the Big Bang Theory was first brought into motion by a Catholic Priest
#12 to #3 - aldheim
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Sauce?
#28 to #12 - taokami ONLINE
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(10/28/2012) [-]
His name is Georges Lamaitre
#512 to #3 - Fgner ONLINE
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(10/28/2012) [-]
I've always figured religious people would support hte big bang. God(s) had to create the damn universe SOMEHOW. Might as well make a huge beautiful explosion to do the trick, right? Plus, we make no notions as to where the bang came from, we just admit we'll never know!
#766 to #3 - mostlyshits
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(10/28/2012) [-]
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#595 to #3 - nengcaste **User deleted account**
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#115 to #3 - sweatsammich
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(10/28/2012) [-]
he was a belgian priest **** yeah im proud to be belgian
#4 to #3 - traveltech
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(10/27/2012) [-]
True, a lot of early scientific advances were made by priests. This is mainly because while much of Europe was poor in the middle ages, the church always had money and so priests were able to pursue interests in science, art, and mathematics.
#8 to #3 - hpnerd
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#657 to #8 - joemand
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Ironic that you use Stalin, considering he was an Atheist.
Ironic that you use Stalin, considering he was an Atheist.
#658 to #657 - hpnerd
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah but its the only good anon reaction pic I have...
#174 - dipshitz
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#240 to #174 - krunoking
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And the Big Bang Theory was first brought into motion by a Catholic Priest
#343 to #240 - karloemb
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Copying the most voted comment.
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#349 - rokulda
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(10/28/2012) [-]
I'm ******* sick of this ****. I'm an atheist, but why the **** do we do this? Making posts that are making fun of christianity? But when Christians say anything about us we call them retarded and make more posts. It's sad how Christians have to just sit back and take the blow. You guys have reached a new ******* low.
I'm ******* sick of this ****. I'm an atheist, but why the **** do we do this? Making posts that are making fun of christianity? But when Christians say anything about us we call them retarded and make more posts. It's sad how Christians have to just sit back and take the blow. You guys have reached a new ******* low.
#649 to #349 - pawtucketpanda
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(10/28/2012) [-]
if it weren't for religion, we could be exploring other galaxies by now
#662 to #649 - joemand
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Assuming that civiliazation would have taken such a drastic leap is absolutely ridiculous. In fact, I bet the only basis for your statement is Family Guy.

Therefore, let me tell you that most scholars agree that without the existence of religion, humanity may never have come this far. This evidence can be seen at the dawn of our civilization when great monuments were built for the Gods. Religion encouraged billions of people throughout our history.

If you would stop acting like such a self-righteous teenage brat and learn to think critically, you might not make such ignorant comments.
#668 to #662 - pawtucketpanda
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(10/28/2012) [-]
so you're saying the oppression of science throughout history, such as the catholic inquisition, would make no difference on how science advances? you take out religion and you take out thousands of years of 'critical thinkers' being forced to never pursue their scientific abilities and improve the world. instead, you've got a meathead general barking at a fleet of armed men to kill other people because they have a different God. You sir, are an arrogant, cynical, elitist snob.
#764 to #668 - xtheherox
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Hello Good sir just jumping into the conversation but here's a suggesting. The Scientific Revolution which brought about modern science was a result of people such as Galileo and Sir Francis Bacon using their "god given brain". That is a quote from Galileo, in terms they where trying to discover god's universe. Also the only repression that science received was from 16th century wounded, corrupted Catholic hierarchy because they thought it would hurt their power.

TL; DR Science and Religion are freinds. in the words of Albert Einstein " Man finds God behind every door that the science is able to open"
#655 to #649 - rokulda
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#683 to #349 - sunnydaycoffee
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How are they supposed to make fun of us? For not believing in an invisible guy? We can make fun of them all we want, and what's this about a "new low" Christians used to burn atheist and beat them, we can't even show them why they are wrong? You are pathetic.
#371 to #349 - anon
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Thank you so much for this
#527 to #349 - anon
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(10/28/2012) [-]
thank you for saying this/ thinking like this, for real.
#25 - undereightyeight
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Here, let me start with another broad generalization. This time attacking atheists. THEY'RE ALL IGNORANT ASSHOLES! See that? I bet you feel insulted? Stop attacking other belief sets. It seriously makes you look like a dick head.

signed

A catholic scientist.
#47 to #25 - noblexfenrir
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Except this "attack" was a joke and actually something theists do, yours was just a line that was purely antagonistic and well had no point in being said.

Stop feeling so abused and prove your god. Pretty simple.
#190 to #47 - Axelfbomber
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(10/28/2012) [-]
How about instead of implying it's something all theists do, it is something that everyone does. It doesn't matter if you are a theist or an atheist. There are assholes on both sides.
#192 to #190 - noblexfenrir
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I know this, I was referring my comment to OP not towards anyone else, except the part where I mentioned the post and said how many theists do this and they do atleast many outspoken scientist theists do. Otherwise I made no mention of theists being innately assholes, I know this is a wrong assessment.
#149 to #47 - Screenshotman
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(10/28/2012) [-]
>actually taking him seriously

Go outside.
Make friends.
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#26 to #25 - heartlessrobot
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#151 to #25 - iisammehii
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Do you touch children. I bet you do. You child toucher you.
#31 to #25 - enforcedno
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#32 to #31 - undereightyeight
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(10/28/2012) [-]
This unrustled my jimmies.....a little.
#352 - I Am Monkey
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(10/28/2012) [-]
The Catholic Church endorses evolution.
The Big Bang Theory was invented by a Catholic priest.
Catholics gettin' sick of your generalizations OP.
#396 to #352 - freddyhollensen
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Rest of the world getting sick of your **** and golden churches Catholics.

The pope should be in jail for his crimes.
#356 to #352 - anon
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Christian as in protestant, not catholic
F.B.
#358 to #356 - I Am Monkey
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Catholics are Christians. If you want to make fun of protestant fundamentalists just say that.
#395 to #352 - Pompano
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Although this post overlooks the progressiveness of Catholics, the majority of Protestant denominations vehemently oppose evolution and the Big Bang Theory because they take the Bible way too literally and rely on "blind faith". Despite over generalization, it does satirize the hypocrisy of those denominations.
Although this post overlooks the progressiveness of Catholics, the majority of Protestant denominations vehemently oppose evolution and the Big Bang Theory because they take the Bible way too literally and rely on "blind faith". Despite over generalization, it does satirize the hypocrisy of those denominations.
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#361 to #352 - ragingflamingos
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#535 - CapnInterwebz
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ALL CHRISTIANS DO NOT BELIEVE ANY OF THE LEADING SCIENTIFIC THEORIES, THEREFORE WE SHOULD CONSTANTLY GENERALIZE ABOUT 2 ******* BILLION PEOPLE AS ARCHAIC THINKERS AGAINST THE PROGRESSION OF HUMANITY
#610 to #535 - somethingfunny
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(10/28/2012) [-]
but isn't that a generalization about atheists
#613 to #610 - CapnInterwebz
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#718 to #610 - severepwner
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Not it it's true.
#604 - SynysterBurns
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(10/28/2012) [-]
I'm a christian...but my Charmander evolved. I dont know what to think anymore.
#208 - marcelluswallace
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#216 to #208 - nekurida
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Damn, this guy is right
#130 - fytech
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#195 to #130 - angelious
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(10/28/2012) [-]
buddhism isnt actually about worshipping gods you know...
#133 to #130 - lowlifescarecrow
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Decided to see what I'd be if I wasn't an atheist, I'm either a Hindu or a Buddhist.
#141 to #130 - guiltyparty
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(10/28/2012) [-]
hehehe magical underwear
#138 to #130 - pugglerock
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Even the flow chart tells me I should be Atheist.
#157 to #130 - Marker ONLINE
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(10/28/2012) [-]
There's a huge flaw here. We Jews love our hummus.
#203 to #157 - arnoldbusk
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, when I was in Israel, every meal came with ******* hummus.
#206 to #203 - Marker ONLINE
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Pita, falafel, hummus, and other assorted **** like lettuce and tomatoes. God I ******* miss that ****. Can't get it anywhere in the US without it being complete crap.