Mother Fucking Christian Bale. . e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48 File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg) 90856 sat grocery store r‘ -man is checki
x
Click to expand

Mother Fucking Christian Bale

e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48
File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg)
90856
sat grocery store
r‘ -man is checking out in front of me
sit' s mother ******* Lord God Christian Bale
s" That' ll be 2677 sir"
leeks the girl in the ******* eyes with the most intense
glare imaginable
agirl starts sweating, hands fumbling
s" , see}; sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrang."
nods slowly
s" Bag my mother ******* groceries."
agirl carefully puts stuff in the bags
watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha
s" Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake."
agirl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging.
stares at her blankly fer a few moments, he deosn' t .
s" Thanks."
shants her a fifty
s" keep the change."
restarts to walk away, stops and turns around
shants her another fifty
snots to cashier with a slight smile
slum's at me
******* . jpeg
serviles and winks at me
walks out
scabbier went even ring me up, she starts masturbating en the spot
at start masturbating tee
scale' s face when
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+4137
Views: 97132
Favorited: 579
Submitted: 10/27/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to JNowek submit to reddit

Comments(234):

[ 234 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - haveagoodone (10/27/2012) [-]
same thing happened when i met paul blart
except we paid him to stop masturbating
and he had already eaten all his groceries before he hit the till
+2
#11 to #1 - seniorpokeman has deleted their comment [-]
#2 to #1 - jdsalenger (10/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#51 - supermegasherman (10/28/2012) [-]
>driving car   
>slightly speeding   
>sohardcore.jpg   
>police lights in my rearview   
>			******************		   
>pulls me over   
>i'm 			*******		 			********		 bricks   
>dike female cop walks up to the window, drops a pie in my lap   
>pulls off wig   
>Mark Hamill   
>"No one will ever believe you"   
>rides tautaun into sunset   
>never see him again
>driving car
>slightly speeding
>sohardcore.jpg
>police lights in my rearview
> ******************
>pulls me over
>i'm ******* ******** bricks
>dike female cop walks up to the window, drops a pie in my lap
>pulls off wig
>Mark Hamill
>"No one will ever believe you"
>rides tautaun into sunset
>never see him again
#60 to #48 - anon (10/28/2012) [-]
i remember when my name was Christianity bale...
#84 to #48 - Yukimora (10/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #58 to #48 - arnoldbusk (10/28/2012) [-]
I always wondered what he was going to say. I can only imagine it being extremely awkward.

"Um hi. I am Christian Bale. You know, batman."

"Oh, hi."

"Soooo.. How y'all doing?"

"..."
#36 - bollocksonabus (10/28/2012) [-]
We may like him, but Alfred's getting real tired of his 			****		.
We may like him, but Alfred's getting real tired of his **** .
#29 - josieabby (10/28/2012) [-]
I love it when a story has a fappy ending!
I love it when a story has a fappy ending!
#33 to #29 - bitchplzzz (10/28/2012) [-]
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!
#43 to #33 - sevensixtwo (10/28/2012) [-]
Swing and a miss...   
   
Pic related.    
Pic always related.
Swing and a miss...

Pic related.
Pic always related.
#50 to #33 - youxbarstard ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#52 to #29 - rakitas (10/28/2012) [-]
**rakitas rolled a random image posted in comment #1531792 at MLP Brony Board ** Hahahaha
#57 to #29 - gcaboose (10/28/2012) [-]
You have destroyed my sides
#275 to #57 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
MAH DRILLS!
#278 to #275 - gcaboose (10/29/2012) [-]
YES
YES
#68 to #29 - androiddxx (10/28/2012) [-]
M..m...my sides... HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED!!!
M..m...my sides... HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED!!!
#44 to #29 - erethilful (10/28/2012) [-]
Your comment just fueled my laugher, thank you
Your comment just fueled my laugher, thank you
#34 to #29 - aerosol ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #269 - bobswaget (10/29/2012) [-]
**bobswaget rolls 888** Oh Bale
User avatar #270 to #269 - bobswaget (10/29/2012) [-]
Well lookie there!
+3
#277 to #270 - thepopnfresh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #273 to #269 - mcdubwise (10/29/2012) [-]
too bad you did it on a post that isn't currently on the front page, so it'll be lost forever. have my pity thumb.
#105 - wartroll (10/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#37 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #26 - kingbrowser (10/28/2012) [-]
Holy **** , it didn't end in song lyrics and was actually funny. I'm impressed.
#91 - certifiedidiot (10/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #64 - cazabrow ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
<Billy Murray walks in
< "No one will ever believe you"
<Billy Murray walks out
+28
#69 to #64 - undreamtlight **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#247 - tedb (10/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#87 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (10/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
+25
#18 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+22
#246 - fumblesthefrog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#131 - punge (10/28/2012) [-]
#42 - loulougia (10/28/2012) [-]
And of course,
Atheist Bale could never do this.


Christians: 1
Atheists : 0
[ 234 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)