Mother Fucking Christian Bale. . e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48 File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg) 90856 sat grocery store r‘ -man is checki Mother Fucking Christian Bale e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48 File: -( 24 KB 300x440 christian_ baie_ 2 jpg) 90856 sat grocery store r‘ -man is checki
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e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48
File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg)
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sat grocery store
r‘ -man is checking out in front of me
sit' s mother fucking Lord God Christian Bale
s" That' ll be 2677 sir"
leeks the girl in the fucking eyes with the most intense
glare imaginable
agirl starts sweating, hands fumbling
s" , see}; sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrang."
nods slowly
s" Bag my mother fucking groceries."
agirl carefully puts stuff in the bags
watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha
s" Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake."
agirl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging.
stares at her blankly fer a few moments, he deosn' t .
s" Thanks."
shants her a fifty
s" keep the change."
restarts to walk away, stops and turns around
shants her another fifty
snots to cashier with a slight smile
slum's at me
youfuck. jpeg
serviles and winks at me
walks out
scabbier went even ring me up, she starts masturbating en the spot
at start masturbating tee
scale' s face when
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - haveagoodone
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(10/27/2012) [-]
same thing happened when i met paul blart
except we paid him to stop masturbating
and he had already eaten all his groceries before he hit the till
#11 to #1 - seniorpokeman
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#2 to #1 - jdsalenger
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#29 - josieabby
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(10/28/2012) [-]
I love it when a story has a fappy ending!
I love it when a story has a fappy ending!
#33 to #29 - bitchplzzz
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(10/28/2012) [-]
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!
#43 to #33 - sevensixtwo
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Swing and a miss...   
   
Pic related.    
Pic always related.
Swing and a miss...

Pic related.
Pic always related.
#50 to #33 - youxbarstard
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#271 to #33 - blokrokker
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#52 to #29 - rakitas
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(10/28/2012) [-]
**rakitas rolled a random image posted in comment #1531792 at MLP Brony Board ** Hahahaha
#272 to #29 - blokrokker
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#57 to #29 - gcaboose
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(10/28/2012) [-]
You have destroyed my sides
#275 to #57 - anon id: d4eca857
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(10/29/2012) [-]
MAH DRILLS!
#278 to #275 - gcaboose
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(10/29/2012) [-]
YES
YES
#41 to #29 - conradthethird
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(10/28/2012) [-]
wat.
#44 to #29 - erethilful
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(10/28/2012) [-]
Your comment just fueled my laugher, thank you
Your comment just fueled my laugher, thank you
#68 to #29 - androiddxx
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(10/28/2012) [-]
M..m...my sides... HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED!!!
M..m...my sides... HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED!!!
#34 to #29 - aerosol
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#48 - TheGermanGuy
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#60 to #48 - anon id: ad7a3d75
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i remember when my name was Christianity bale...
#67 to #48 - androiddxx
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(10/28/2012) [-]
My ******* sides!
#84 to #48 - Yukimora
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User avatar #58 to #48 - arnoldbusk
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(10/28/2012) [-]
I always wondered what he was going to say. I can only imagine it being extremely awkward.

"Um hi. I am Christian Bale. You know, batman."

"Oh, hi."

"Soooo.. How y'all doing?"

"..."
#42 - loulougia
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(10/28/2012) [-]
And of course,
Atheist Bale could never do this.


Christians: 1
Atheists : 0
#22 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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#23 to #22 - pappalardi
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User avatar #32 to #23 - splendiddust
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(10/28/2012) [-]
of course this ones fake, but who the **** cares, its funny
#36 - bollocksonabus
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(10/28/2012) [-]
We may like him, but Alfred's getting real tired of his ****.
We may like him, but Alfred's getting real tired of his ****.
#4 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account**
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User avatar #64 - cazabrow
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(10/28/2012) [-]
<Billy Murray walks in
< "No one will ever believe you"
<Billy Murray walks out
#69 to #64 - undreamtlight **User deleted account**
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#51 - supermegasherman
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(10/28/2012) [-]
&gt;driving car   
&gt;slightly speeding   
&gt;sohardcore.jpg   
&gt;police lights in my rearview   
&gt;******************   
&gt;pulls me over   
&gt;i'm ******* ******** bricks   
&gt;dike female cop walks up to the window, drops a pie in my lap   
&gt;pulls off wig   
&gt;Mark Hamill   
&gt;&quot;No one will ever believe you&quot;   
&gt;rides tautaun into sunset   
&gt;never see him again
>driving car
>slightly speeding
>sohardcore.jpg
>police lights in my rearview
>******************
>pulls me over
>i'm ******* ******** bricks
>dike female cop walks up to the window, drops a pie in my lap
>pulls off wig
>Mark Hamill
>"No one will ever believe you"
>rides tautaun into sunset
>never see him again
#37 - grimmwaters
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#49 to #37 - youxbarstard
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