Mother Fucking Christian Bale. . e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48 File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg) 90856 sat grocery store r‘ -man is checki
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Mother Fucking Christian Bale

e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48
File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg)
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sat grocery store
r‘ -man is checking out in front of me
sit' s mother ******* Lord God Christian Bale
s" That' ll be 2677 sir"
leeks the girl in the ******* eyes with the most intense
glare imaginable
agirl starts sweating, hands fumbling
s" , see}; sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrang."
nods slowly
s" Bag my mother ******* groceries."
agirl carefully puts stuff in the bags
watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha
s" Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake."
agirl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging.
stares at her blankly fer a few moments, he deosn' t .
s" Thanks."
shants her a fifty
s" keep the change."
restarts to walk away, stops and turns around
shants her another fifty
snots to cashier with a slight smile
slum's at me
******* . jpeg
serviles and winks at me
walks out
scabbier went even ring me up, she starts masturbating en the spot
at start masturbating tee
scale' s face when
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User avatar #1 - haveagoodone (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
same thing happened when i met paul blart
except we paid him to stop masturbating
and he had already eaten all his groceries before he hit the till
#29 - josieabby (10/28/2012) [+] (13 replies)
I love it when a story has a fappy ending!
I love it when a story has a fappy ending!
#48 - TheGermanGuy (10/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#42 - loulougia (10/28/2012) [-]
And of course,
Atheist Bale could never do this.


Christians: 1
Atheists : 0
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#36 - bollocksonabus (10/28/2012) [-]
We may like him, but Alfred's getting real tired of his 						****					.
We may like him, but Alfred's getting real tired of his **** .
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User avatar #64 - cazabrow ONLINE (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<Billy Murray walks in
< "No one will ever believe you"
<Billy Murray walks out
#51 - supermegasherman (10/28/2012) [-]
&gt;driving car   
&gt;slightly speeding   
&gt;sohardcore.jpg   
&gt;police lights in my rearview   
&gt;						******************					   
&gt;pulls me over   
&gt;i'm 						*******					 						********					 bricks   
&gt;dike female cop walks up to the window, drops a pie in my lap   
&gt;pulls off wig   
&gt;Mark Hamill   
&gt;&quot;No one will ever believe you&quot;   
&gt;rides tautaun into sunset   
&gt;never see him again
>driving car
>slightly speeding
>sohardcore.jpg
>police lights in my rearview
> ******************
>pulls me over
>i'm ******* ******** bricks
>dike female cop walks up to the window, drops a pie in my lap
>pulls off wig
>Mark Hamill
>"No one will ever believe you"
>rides tautaun into sunset
>never see him again
#37 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #269 - bobswaget (10/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**bobswaget rolls 888** Oh Bale
User avatar #26 - kingbrowser (10/28/2012) [-]
Holy **** , it didn't end in song lyrics and was actually funny. I'm impressed.
#110 - lepetich (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
my best friend's half-sister makes $82 every hour on the internet. She has been fired for 5 months but last month her paycheck was $13293 just working on the internet for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more Zoo33,Com
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#105 - wartroll (10/28/2012) [-]
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#89 - moustachefingers (10/28/2012) [-]
Super Man v.s. Lex Luthor.  Who wins?   
   
   
(Batman wins.  It's always Batman no matter what)
Super Man v.s. Lex Luthor. Who wins?


(Batman wins. It's always Batman no matter what)
#91 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#258 - ZakyNine (10/28/2012) [-]
and then he took a fry and said &quot;no one will ever believe you&quot;
and then he took a fry and said "no one will ever believe you"
#5 - Moar (10/28/2012) [-]
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#220 - privatier (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**privatier rolled a random image posted in comment #49572 at Social Board ** what I masturbate to
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