aliens. alllieeeensssss. DIIE starchild skull was in in the 1930' s and carbon dating WE know that the skull is over 900 Years Elli It has over two dozen maiar
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DIIE starchild skull was
in in the
1930' s and
carbon dating WE know
that the skull is over 900
Years Elli
It has over two dozen maiar
differences
to that a human
This human skull was aound along with the
starchild with her arm craned around what
is described " a arm that was
sticking out oi the ground which lead to
the discover! oi the starchild
This is the
oi a tiniest
human hone
ma Mt with the starchild
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human skull
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all
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human HEN!
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on the surface oi
the skull, these
libres are lound
throughout the
skull and hell!
strengthen it
There are hastens in
hour how that schwer
event hit olaflur hone
Marrow out leaving it
siting
it strange red substance is lound in the starchild
skull that science can not explain, it is not loud
in and other species, and it is not blood " blood
turns black when it oxidizes
t (mot
This is the tacular tr,
that was mum with
the skull
k The size oi the roots
show it was an adult
WHEN the KAWAII
it staggering ' E WEN
discovered waiting to
some oi the starchiest on results come
out human 265 Base hairs long
the other half of the minis
342 Base hairs long and no
similarites are found in the
National
institute of health
database
The only emanation that can he given
tor this own! is that the starchild is the
result of human on mixed with Alien
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#5 - irokk (10/27/2012) [-]
I'm all for finding aliens.



But what if the person was just ugly?
User avatar #43 - andalitemadness (10/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Most of what OP said just isn't true. Here is info from a source that isn't You need to login to view this link
Neurologist Steven Novella of Yale University Medical School says the cranium exhibits all of the characteristics of a child who has died as a result of congenital hydrocephalus, and the cranial deformations were the result of accumulations of cerebrospinal fluid within the skull.

DNA testing in 1999 at BOLD (Bureau of Legal Dentistry), a forensic DNA lab in Vancouver, British Columbia found standard X and Y chromosomes in two samples taken from the skull, "conclusive evidence that the child was not only human (and male), but both of his parents must have been human as well, for each must have contributed one of the human sex chromosomes."
Further DNA testing in 2003 at Trace Genetics, which specializes in extracting DNA from ancient samples, isolated mitochondrial DNA from both recovered skulls. The child belongs to haplogroup C. Since mitochondrial DNA is inherited exclusively from the mother, it makes it possible to trace the offspring's maternal lineage. The DNA test therefore confirmed that the child's mother was a Haplogroup C human female. However, the adult female found with the child belonged to haplogroup A. Both haplotypes are characteristic Native American haplogroups, but the different haplogroup for each skull indicates that the adult female was not the child's mother.
Read about You need to login to view this link
and books.google.com/books?id=xmDnhPNLwYwC&pg=PA246#v=onepage&q&f=false
and
http://www.theness.com/index.php/the-starchild-project/
#49 to #43 - northwestdubs (10/28/2012) [-]
I read that link as Alien Sexist... I lol'd....
User avatar #3 - dementedllama (10/27/2012) [-]
"the only explanation"..sure. I believe weird **** happens a lot, but one deformed, curious skull is not fool-proof evidence of "alien life".
#69 - yeahguy (10/28/2012) [-]
I found out what it was, do i get a Nobel prize now? I hear they are handing those out like hotcakes now adays.
#64 - moretrollingneeded (10/28/2012) [-]
You're right, a human-alien hybrid must be the only answer! It's not like humans are ever born with birth defects, right?
User avatar #60 - kinglobster (10/28/2012) [-]
or, you know, 1 in a billion deformity???
User avatar #89 - owmowmow (10/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
One of my favorite quotes of all time:

“Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

so true.
#25 - jjholt (10/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
something we can't explain yet with modern technology   
"must be aliens"   
   
   
I hate people
something we can't explain yet with modern technology
"must be aliens"


I hate people
#16 - allamericandude (10/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"The only explanation..." I didn't even have to read the rest of the sentence.
"The only explanation..." I didn't even have to read the rest of the sentence.
#50 - bokkos ONLINE (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>mfw when specializing in biology and reading this

It's a cute first glance observation, but there is just so many things that are wrong... For example the extra carbon and oxygen is easily summed up to any number of compounds that found their way into the bone after it settled. Our bones are amazingly porous (not hollow), and can soak up a surprising amount of junk.
The rest isn't even worth the effort to correct in detail.
#87 - mooghens (10/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
2 seconds of looking at wikipedia   
   
DNA testing in 1999 at BOLD (Bureau of Legal Dentistry), a forensic DNA lab in Vancouver, British Columbia found standard X and Y chromosomes in two samples taken from the skull, "conclusive evidence that the child was not only human (and male), but both of his parents must have been human as well, for each must have contributed one of the human sex chromosomes."[4]   
   
Further DNA testing in 2003 at Trace Genetics, which specializes in extracting DNA from ancient samples, isolated mitochondrial DNA from both recovered skulls. The child belongs to haplogroup C. Since mitochondrial DNA is inherited exclusively from the mother, it makes it possible to trace the offspring's maternal lineage. The DNA test therefore confirmed that the child's mother was a Haplogroup C human female. However, the adult female found with the child belonged to haplogroup A. Both haplotypes are characteristic Native American haplogroups, but the different haplogroup for each skull indicates that** the adult female was not the child's mother**
2 seconds of looking at wikipedia

DNA testing in 1999 at BOLD (Bureau of Legal Dentistry), a forensic DNA lab in Vancouver, British Columbia found standard X and Y chromosomes in two samples taken from the skull, "conclusive evidence that the child was not only human (and male), but both of his parents must have been human as well, for each must have contributed one of the human sex chromosomes."[4]

Further DNA testing in 2003 at Trace Genetics, which specializes in extracting DNA from ancient samples, isolated mitochondrial DNA from both recovered skulls. The child belongs to haplogroup C. Since mitochondrial DNA is inherited exclusively from the mother, it makes it possible to trace the offspring's maternal lineage. The DNA test therefore confirmed that the child's mother was a Haplogroup C human female. However, the adult female found with the child belonged to haplogroup A. Both haplotypes are characteristic Native American haplogroups, but the different haplogroup for each skull indicates that** the adult female was not the child's mother**
#110 - ilikeztitz (10/28/2012) [-]
I am a Starchild greetings humans
#22 - tehmohawkinator (10/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
MFW Starchild
#126 - lebron (10/28/2012) [-]
**lebron rolled a random image posted in comment #80458 at Pokemon ** or maybe its just a deformed person
#85 - stely (10/28/2012) [-]
Brool cory, sto!
Brool cory, sto!
#17 - johnnybtrollin (10/28/2012) [-]
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what if its just an ancient adalia rose?
User avatar #12 - aldheim (10/28/2012) [-]
Some of it's DNA had 342 base pairs while the rest had 265.....

Somebody doesn't understand DNA.
Not only is that amount so ******* tiny that it couldn't even support a bacteria (I'm talking the tiniest sliver of a fraction of a bacteria's DNA), but all DNA in every cell in a given organism's body is identical, minus mutations.

This post is more ******** than 9gag being responsible for 9/11.
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