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User avatar #13 - Darkerface ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
>Cheyenne Mountain
>Safe
Pick one.
I'd rather be eaten by zombies than killed by something coming through the stargate.
#238 - PedoNazi (10/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I disagree
User avatar #28 - darthmaulman (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
if that bunker can survive an atomic bomb, what the **** put the hole in the ceiling
#229 - BecauseISaidSo (10/28/2012) [-]
I don't know this arc has survived a lot of **** . I think i'll take my chances hiding under that.
User avatar #3 - rototornjik (10/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
why are there no russian bases/bunkers?
they are so secret and safe no one even knows of them!
#224 - mothafuckingbatman (10/28/2012) [+] (23 replies)
>military bases would be a bad idea, soldiers will most likely kill anybody and anything that comes near the bases   
> air force one is a no cuz u would have to land to refuel which means u take a risk of getting bitten,    
>underground bunkers is a no again, if they get down there, there will be no escape   
>prisons again no, with martial law the prisoners will be shot and killed, meaning sum will be infected, or if their are survivors, they are the most dangerous ppl in the world and will turn on you in an instant   
>the HavenCo, might be a good idea, but most likely there will be sum explosive fuels there and if there are ppl, there may be a person infected and hiding it, or if its like Walking Dead, if sum ppl die, they may come back, so u will be trapped on it with the chance sum1 took wat ever boat u came on   
>and the anne frank place...no, just no, its a wooden door..enough force from a horde of zombies will break through and well..u will be severely 						******
>military bases would be a bad idea, soldiers will most likely kill anybody and anything that comes near the bases
> air force one is a no cuz u would have to land to refuel which means u take a risk of getting bitten,
>underground bunkers is a no again, if they get down there, there will be no escape
>prisons again no, with martial law the prisoners will be shot and killed, meaning sum will be infected, or if their are survivors, they are the most dangerous ppl in the world and will turn on you in an instant
>the HavenCo, might be a good idea, but most likely there will be sum explosive fuels there and if there are ppl, there may be a person infected and hiding it, or if its like Walking Dead, if sum ppl die, they may come back, so u will be trapped on it with the chance sum1 took wat ever boat u came on
>and the anne frank place...no, just no, its a wooden door..enough force from a horde of zombies will break through and well..u will be severely ******
User avatar #43 - flemsdfer ONLINE (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Let's hope they aren't call of duty's "Nazi Zombies"
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User avatar #336 to #331 - HOLYCARP (10/28/2012) [-]
'MERICA
User avatar #207 - ltpraptor (10/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I would honestly choose to be on a Nimitz class aircraft carrier. Think about it

-50 years worth of nuclear propulsion
-unlimited water (the ship can filter seawater into freshwater)
-the ability to land a wide variety of aircraft for food runs and what not
-you're in the middle of the goddamn ocean
-weapons are already on board

All you need to worry about is if someone comes back from the food run and they're infected.
User avatar #235 to #223 - ltpraptor (10/28/2012) [-]
Implying that anyone could get to any of these places on the content anyway.

I'm enjoying myself.

Shut the **** up anon.
#105 - asshams (10/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If this can survive an atomic bomb, What the **** destroyed it?
User avatar #107 to #105 - StewieGGriffin (10/28/2012) [-]
2 atomic bombs
User avatar #371 - amidgetwalrus (10/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
False,number 1 would be the moon.
The problem would be the lack of air,food,water,transportation,heat,etc.
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#54 - jacksterlad (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
behind the book case with Anne Frank obviously
behind the book case with Anne Frank obviously
User avatar #232 - gangsterish (10/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
if Saddam's bunker is so ******* secure, how did we get in?
#241 to #232 - darkjustifier (10/28/2012) [-]
Because it wasn't Anne Frank's hiding spot.
User avatar #67 - gammajk ONLINE (10/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
First of all, what zombies? Romero zombies? Cowadoody zombies? World War Z/Zombie Survival Guide (the most realistic kind) zombies?
Either way, a lot of these would be complete **** .

Area 51 - Yeah, good luck stopping 6 million refugees from taking over and running out of food in 3 days, then literally all of them becoming infected.

Air Force One - Planes require fuel and again, the refugees inside need supplies. No discussion required here.

1960s bar - Bunkers have all sorts of problems from the get-go. What happens when the power runs out? Where are you getting food and clean water from? How are you scanning for infected but not yet turned refugees? How will you stop millions of people from going in there with you? What happens when it starts raining heavily and it floods and everything rots and starts caving in? How exactly do you fight zombies effectively in close-quarters (again, zombie type is important here)?

Fort Knox - Who's defending it? The government KIND of has hundreds of millions of people to try and defend, you REALLY think they're going to squander limited resources to try and protect maybe a couple thousand people? It would be overrun quickly not only by zombies but by looters and professional criminals who know that gold is there.

Mormon vault - It's a vault run by mormons, I don't think I need to elaborate much further. Plus, see 1960s bar

Saddam Hussein's Bunker - Since when do zombies drop 20 kiloton bombs? See 1960s bar.

Prison - It's a facility designed to hold criminals, not to keep zombies out, or even for large amounts of people to survive in. (The prison is already overcrowded)

HavenCo - It's a rusting old fort in ocean that will probably collapse (the base isn't maintained any more and the operations of it ceased in 2008). Attempting to survive on the ocean has a whole new set of problems, one of which includes seaborne zombies (World War Z zombies can walk on the ocean floor in large hordes).

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User avatar #312 - joelalmonte (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I think surviving the Zombie Apocalypse could be easier than people think...
1) Riot police gear or even Karate Sparring gear protects from bites and so does an aluminum baseball bat that NEVER breaks. Football Gear works too, or ******* Fencing gear, Anything really lol.
2) The army could easily neutralize any number of zombies quickly as long as the virus isn't airborne, or If you stay on the Empire State Building you're good because studies show not only are zombies afraid of heights, but they are lazy and will take the elevator-but it wont be in service! Then you swap out money for change-nickels to be exact, and drop them on the zombies, if you dont kill them, you'll get a good laugh at their reaction.
3) somehow aquire tank and rape
4) Tape your doors with see through tape so when a zombie attacks he'll be enveloped in tape and so embarassed he'll die
5) Buy a bucket of lego bricks place them in a circle around you- Invincibility at its finest.
6) tape the trigger of the gun part of your sink down ( the one you can extend and remove) tell a zombie to turn on the sink. It will activate the hose and he'll get wet. zombies dont like being cold so he will leave
7) Convince zombies to Eat vegetables now you can live in harmony
User avatar #262 - waterlinx (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**waterlinx rolls 8** My hiding place
#61 - dingojohn (10/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
But Anne Frank was found and sent to summer-camp..

Not very safe IMO !
#158 - squidamon (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Cheyenne Mountain, you say....
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