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b. The temperature waif Heaven as described in the Bible:
Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the
Sun and the light of the Sun shoulde sevenfold as the light of
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User avatar #6 - dancokacole (10/27/2012) [-]
or you could say,
in Dante's "Inferno", what we base hell off of,
the pit of hell is freezing cold, while the higher in hell you go (the closer to heaven) the hotter it gets, because it is closer to god.
#8 - notevenmad (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
except neither is real
User avatar #19 - imagnetsux (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
you think god can't afford air conditioning for it?
#17 - dipshitz (10/28/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Pic Irrelevant
User avatar #77 - widerbubbles ONLINE (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the bible is 100% accurate...at close range
User avatar #79 to #77 - iwishiwasfunny (10/28/2012) [-]
When thrown at close range.*
#53 - mondprinzessin (10/28/2012) [-]
lizards like warmer weather....
#26 - slippythetoad (10/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Someone needs to retake physics. Light is different than heat. That sentence mentions the brightness settings...not the heat settings.
Someone needs to retake physics. Light is different than heat. That sentence mentions the brightness settings...not the heat settings.
#9 - mastermd (10/27/2012) [-]
But what you're failing to consider in your calculations for heaven is that it might not be the same size as Earth. If it were larger than Earth the same amount of energy wouldn't heat it up as much.
#60 - aBlindMoron (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>implying light = heat
>implying there's no air conditioning in Heaven
>implying Heaven even has an atmosphere to retain heat
>implying you can apply scientific logic to a storybook
User avatar #15 - theotherdudec (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
In that verse it talked about light. Not heat. Just saying
#16 to #15 - pineapplepeople (10/28/2012) [-]
Light carries heat energy. I don't know the math behind it, so I don't know how much, but I feel it's safe to say that receiving 50 times the normal amount of light would make Heaven hot as hell. (pun intended)
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#32 - mynameisgeorge (10/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
You know, the Bible is completely allegorical, right?

Most Christians don't believe that Hell is actually fire, just the absence of God, which is the most awful suffering a person to face. It's hard to explain that, especially with the little to no education that most people got during the time it was written, which is why it was presented as a story. Most of the stuff in the Bible was probably based on historical and (relative to the beginning of the Common Era) current events that were turned into a story that people would understand easily.

Also light =/= heat.
User avatar #23 - uncaringman ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
Maybe Heaven has air conditioning.
#11 - daddycool (10/27/2012) [-]
Or maybe they were literary flourishes to try to bridge the gap of understanding for people.

No, that couldn't happen. No one has ever tried to make two different things sound similar. That's crazy. I'm sorry.
User avatar #30 - taokami (10/28/2012) [-]
but you wouldn't have a physical body when get to heaven, you would be an energy being just like the ancients from SG-1.
User avatar #12 - trollwoopnazi (10/27/2012) [-]
>Using logic in the bible

You expected it to make sense?
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User avatar #5 to #4 - tanukicana (10/27/2012) [-]
It literally quotes the bible in the post, dude. Revelations 21:8. Lake with burning fire and brimstone.
#89 - johnnymajic (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe it's a dry heat?
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