Confuscius Says. "It may be nice to meet girl in park, but it's better to park meat in girl" Good day to you, beautiful stranger on the internet. Some i really like your Face a lot
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Confuscius Says. "It may be nice to meet girl in park, but it's better to park meat in girl" Good day to you, beautiful stranger on the internet. Some

"It may be nice to meet girl in park, but it's better to park meat in girl"
Good day to you, beautiful stranger on the internet. Some non-OC for y'all, but I personally haven't seen it around here, though I'm sure some of you have, I just hope it hasn't been put up recently.
I'm looking for subscribers, the more I get, the more I try to post funny content. Mostly cute animal gifs. And occasionally **** content, so that may be a plus if you're in to that
If you're on this website, odds are.
So yeah, hit that subscribe button, leave a comment here or something and I'll give you a compliment or something in reply

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for 2 years now (practically lives with me)
Ssmall white, petite thing, cooks for me always been good to me
on holiday for a week
ome back, something isn' t right
sash dad if anything happend
sects clueless
Mthree weeks later
ome comefrom work
MBAM
Wright in the kitchen, Dad' s meat in
mode
at dad to get his meat out of and goo
Klicked to the curb
weeks later
asks where my is
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
Pack my stuff and be on my way
I' ll post pics of in a sec.
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Here' s my
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#15 - deluxedaddyrg (10/27/2012) [-]
Mfw GF stands for George Foreman
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#19 to #15 - thefunnyjunkyard has deleted their comment [-]
#20 to #19 - anon (10/27/2012) [-]
That was stupid.
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#22 to #20 - thefunnyjunkyard has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 to #19 - granate ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
You just went full retard.
User avatar #38 to #24 - purealterego (10/27/2012) [-]
what he say?
User avatar #41 to #38 - granate ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
He said something like "Or it could stand for Gordon Freeman"
User avatar #47 to #41 - purealterego (10/27/2012) [-]
that ***** clearly went full retard
#45 to #15 - RisenLichen (10/27/2012) [-]
OH wow, i didnt even get it until you pointed it out.
OH wow, i didnt even get it until you pointed it out.
#64 - idropkickppl (10/27/2012) [-]
**idropkickppl rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at sandwitch time ** my gf
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#95 to #64 - optimistchime (10/28/2012) [-]
Looks like a placenta sandwich   
gif related
Looks like a placenta sandwich
gif related
#77 to #72 - alphajunk (10/27/2012) [-]
sorry, i just had to make this pic related
#13 - jojonaaazz (10/27/2012) [-]
This was absolutely hilarious.
<-- image sort of related
#65 - juha (10/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #80 to #65 - sasyboncho (10/27/2012) [-]
You underestimate my power.
#16 - natedimes (10/27/2012) [-]
You're GF is hot!   
   
Get it? Because it's a grill? Yes? No?
You're GF is hot!

Get it? Because it's a grill? Yes? No?
#100 to #16 - dryingpansrus (10/28/2012) [-]
its joe sensual mustache man bereta.
its joe sensual mustache man bereta.
User avatar #23 to #18 - tariv (10/27/2012) [-]
Like Apple products.
User avatar #27 to #23 - hydraetis (10/27/2012) [-]
THIS ******* guy
User avatar #68 to #18 - phoenix grinder (10/27/2012) [-]
there, their, they're...
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#62 - sekeido (10/27/2012) [-]
He never had a girlfriend.
#36 - ximz (10/27/2012) [-]
Best story ever
Best story ever
User avatar #56 - kinglobster (10/27/2012) [-]
i have this picture saved and was thinking about posting it a couple days ago. i thought it'd just get thumbed down for repost. guess not.
User avatar #57 to #56 - chewythewolftwo (10/27/2012) [-]
Well I thumbed up your comment and one of your other contents to compensate^^
#66 to #57 - TonHyukOTP (10/27/2012) [-]
good guy chewy
#21 - gwankwo (10/27/2012) [-]
I know it's not very appropriate
#43 - yerfdog (10/27/2012) [-]
MFW he still means "meat" and not literal meat.
#52 to #43 - anon (10/27/2012) [-]
actually he is talking about literal meat....

GF= george foreman, a grill which you use to cook meat

with this knowledge, reread the story
User avatar #59 to #52 - cantfindausername ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
*sigh*
#107 to #52 - yerfdog (10/28/2012) [-]
It's a joke. I'm saying he caught his dad sticking his dick in the grill.
#8 - theannoyingFJguy (10/27/2012) [-]
This image has expired
i'm so hungry now...
User avatar #37 to #8 - organicglory (10/27/2012) [-]
to be honest, that bacon doesnt look so good




oh god what have I done...
#48 to #8 - ponyfcker (10/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #28 - wooyoungkim (10/27/2012) [-]
Small white thing? It looks black to me.
User avatar #29 to #28 - EvilSquiggly (10/27/2012) [-]
The outside is white.
#32 to #29 - autoxx (10/27/2012) [-]
You know what I always say about GFs, they're all black on the inside!
#33 to #32 - EvilSquiggly (10/27/2012) [-]
I chuckled
User avatar #39 to #33 - themasterofyou ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
and that look is demonic
User avatar #35 to #32 - wooyoungkim (10/27/2012) [-]
haha
User avatar #30 to #29 - wooyoungkim (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh, makes sense
#34 to #30 - EvilSquiggly (10/27/2012) [-]
I didn't notice that either until you said it 'doe. I'm all like &quot;Oh 			****		 			******		 it's black&quot; but I did a double check.
I didn't notice that either until you said it 'doe. I'm all like "Oh **** ****** it's black" but I did a double check.
#50 to #34 - thechosenchildsaid (10/27/2012) [-]
Science has gone too far.
User avatar #42 - kaitheguy (10/27/2012) [-]
I GET IT! GF IS GEORGE FOREMAN! HAW!

don't kill me
#5 - Rukioish ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh yes. Yes.... YESSSSSSS.

That was hilarious.
#12 - funnyjunkknight (10/27/2012) [-]
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#112 - cartrman (11/09/2012) [-]
**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Photoshop you know what to do **
My GF
#78 - ndiliciousa (10/27/2012) [-]
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