Phone Sex. My grandma was not impressed. Five word limit. When ever T asnwer my pheny and T den' t knew who it is T answer it with "Dans where hause You rape em spear chucking porch monkey
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Phone Sex. My grandma was not impressed. Five word limit. When ever T asnwer my pheny and T den' t knew who it is T answer it with "Dans where hause You rape em

My grandma was not impressed. Five word limit

When ever T asnwer my pheny and T den' t knew
who it is T answer it with "Dans where hause
You rape em we scrape em haw may T help you"
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User avatar #11 - arkc (10/27/2012) [-]
I say "Sussex sperm bank, you whack it, we pack it. How may I help you?"
#10 - funforlife (10/27/2012) [-]
Don's Whore house, you got the dough, we got the ho.
User avatar #8 - dedaluminus (10/27/2012) [-]
Especially during election season, I answer with "University of Colorado Applied Physics Laboratory." They don't poll public institutions.
#37 - zetsumeitaka (10/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Thugs for less, you bring the cash, we'll bring the thrash.
User avatar #14 - theoriginaltyson (10/27/2012) [-]
"Joe's crematorium; you kill 'em we grill 'em"
#58 - jbails (10/27/2012) [-]
Five word limit? That's so damn old.
Five word limit? That's so damn old.
User avatar #4 - holyscorpionqueen (10/26/2012) [-]
The phone rang once and my mother answered it and said "Dawn's Burger barn you kill it we grill it"..
User avatar #2 - ehrcaduhrca (10/26/2012) [-]
I say "Jim's whore house, you have the dough, we have the hoe how may I help you?" :P

#63 - timymeboy (10/27/2012) [-]
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I say "Death row. Next in line speaking."
#1 - TehFunnyMan (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hello, new voicemail greeting.
Hello, new voicemail greeting.
#56 - xerodeath (10/27/2012) [-]
Xeros Pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce. well rip that runt right outta your cunt, How may i help you today?
#76 - thexiled (10/27/2012) [-]
Jim's mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em, how can I help you?
#44 - xxpinksxx (10/27/2012) [-]
My best friends big brother answers it "Mikes abortion clinic, you rape 'em we scrape 'em". Always made me laugh
User avatar #40 - novabird (10/27/2012) [-]
joes pizza and abortion, your loss is our sauce!
#6 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I answer and say "Joe's Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em."
User avatar #9 to #6 - lucidria (10/27/2012) [-]
Similarly, my friend's dad answers his phone with
"Murphy's Mortuary; you tag 'em, we bag 'em."
#68 - TrevorNorris (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Pistol Petes porno warehouse and emporium, he have a sale on erotic lip balm's, erotic comic books, and extra large dildos." I said that when a college called me....one less college interested in me I guess.
"Pistol Petes porno warehouse and emporium, he have a sale on erotic lip balm's, erotic comic books, and extra large dildos." I said that when a college called me....one less college interested in me I guess.
User avatar #48 - rufless (10/27/2012) [-]
I laughed more at the tags
User avatar #41 - zapgod (10/27/2012) [-]
Billys sperm bank! You whack it we pack it!
#60 - boxdweller (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Desciption.
User avatar #61 to #60 - boxdweller (10/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 - hiskoninshi (10/27/2012) [-]
Ozzie Abortions. You do the rape, we'll do the scrape. No fetus can beat us.
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