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#11 - arkc
Reply +51
(10/27/2012) [-]
I say "Sussex sperm bank, you whack it, we pack it. How may I help you?"
#10 - funforlife
Reply +24
(10/27/2012) [-]
Don's Whore house, you got the dough, we got the ho.
#8 - dedaluminus
Reply +22
(10/27/2012) [-]
Especially during election season, I answer with "University of Colorado Applied Physics Laboratory." They don't poll public institutions.
#37 - zetsumeitaka
Reply +16
(10/27/2012) [-]
Thugs for less, you bring the cash, we'll bring the thrash.
#67 to #37 - karhunperse
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(10/27/2012) [-]
nostalgia boner
#45 to #37 - anaphase
Reply +4
(10/27/2012) [-]
Ratchet and Clank was the game of my childhood.
I LOVE Ratchet and Clank.

RATCHET AND CLANK, BITCHES!

(up until no. 4, after that it got ****)
#49 to #37 - wafflelord
Reply +5
(10/27/2012) [-]
******* love rachet and clank
#14 - theoriginaltyson
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(10/27/2012) [-]
"Joe's crematorium; you kill 'em we grill 'em"
#58 - jbails
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(10/27/2012) [-]
Five word limit? That's so damn old.
Five word limit? That's so damn old.
#4 - holyscorpionqueen
Reply +8
(10/26/2012) [-]
The phone rang once and my mother answered it and said "Dawn's Burger barn you kill it we grill it"..
#2 - ehrcaduhrca
Reply +8
(10/26/2012) [-]
I say "Jim's whore house, you have the dough, we have the hoe how may I help you?" :P

#63 - timymeboy
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(10/27/2012) [-]
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I say "Death row. Next in line speaking."
#1 - TehFunnyMan
Reply +7
(10/26/2012) [-]
Hello, new voicemail greeting.
Hello, new voicemail greeting.
#12 to #1 - blargedyblarg
Reply +3
(10/27/2012) [-]
i wasnt paying atention the gif and it looked like the guy was rejecting a black dick from a white man