viking. Vikings rape you!.. yeah, menu screen from Mount and Blade Warband viking
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#127 to #118 - thanxforallthefish (10/27/2012) [-]
omg i love doctor who!
User avatar #172 to #127 - gingerfuntime (10/27/2012) [-]
Isn't that the show with the talking car??
User avatar #187 to #172 - biggydy (10/27/2012) [-]
Yeah and the main character is a ashton kutcher.
#13 - lelelefrench (10/26/2012) [-]
****		 yeah, menu screen from Mount and Blade Warband
**** yeah, menu screen from Mount and Blade Warband
#17 to #13 - theberserker (10/26/2012) [-]
playing that game was the greatest (and most frustrating) month of my life.

pic related, my character in game
#196 to #17 - anon (10/27/2012) [-]
Been about a year now and I'm still trying the damn Vikings and Rhodoks.
User avatar #197 to #196 - theberserker (10/27/2012) [-]
My first play through i did as the..... **** ... umm the group that is just north of the nords, with that heavy cavalry ( best heavy cavalry in the game, eats entire armies just by themselves)
#70 - rappinboutsnacks (10/26/2012) [-]
I accidentally pillaged the woman and raped the village.
User avatar #73 to #70 - boeka (10/27/2012) [-]
Viking world problems >:(
#200 - walcorn (10/27/2012) [-]
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1: Pillage what can be pillaged
2: Rape whatever can't be pillaged
3: Burn whatever can't be raped

The Viking Way
#201 to #200 - paesani (10/27/2012) [-]
What if cant be pillaged, raped or burned?
#202 to #201 - walcorn (10/27/2012) [-]
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Beat the **** out of it with an axe?
#203 to #202 - paesani (10/27/2012) [-]
What if it was  dolan?
What if it was dolan?
#44 - galgawine (10/26/2012) [-]
WARBAND **********
User avatar #205 to #204 - lavitts (10/27/2012) [-]
So YOU were the one who couldn't die.
How'd it feel?
#206 to #205 - paesani (10/27/2012) [-]
A real pain in the ass.
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#90 - greycircus (10/27/2012) [-]
Prophecy of Pendor is a good mod for this game :D
User avatar #235 to #90 - floris (10/27/2012) [-]
Will you guise please stop saying Floris? everytime you say it i get a mention and ****
User avatar #93 to #90 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
I've been looking for a good mod, is it another country entirely? or what?
#138 to #93 - Shadesttone (10/27/2012) [-]
PoP isn't very fun. It's too much of an "OVERHAAAAUUUUL".

Get Floris Expanded. It feels like native vanilla, but has thousands of small features that make it perfect. Very user friendly, huge graphics updates, and compiles dozens of mods into one neat, orderly package.

Or hell, get both PoP and Floris.
User avatar #141 to #138 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
can I get both? how would that work? I still don't know anything outside of the comfy cozy nexus mod manager, so manual is another realm for me...
#143 to #141 - Shadesttone (10/27/2012) [-]
Mm, yeah, it's easy. I use a pirated version, but you can have multiple mods installed at once, you just select which one at start.

PoP is A LOT harder than Vanilla/Floris, trust me, start with either of them, just not PoP immediately.

Well, your call, but Floris feels just...Good.
User avatar #146 to #143 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
I think I'll go with floris, but where do I put the file? what folder?
#147 to #146 - Shadesttone (10/27/2012) [-]
Hm? Oh, you don't. I just ran the installer, chose the Gameplay part, and boom. It's one-click and go.
User avatar #156 to #147 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
installer? :| should I be googling?
#262 to #156 - Shadesttone (10/28/2012) [-]
Huh. Uh...Well, just make sure your warband version is 1.153, and

http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=148140.0

Took only one google. Downloads are on post 2.
User avatar #264 to #262 - thepandaking (10/28/2012) [-]
oh okay thanks man, that helps a lot :D
#106 to #93 - forahilarm (10/27/2012) [-]
It's a great mod, new continent, new lords, new places, etc. Worth a look.
User avatar #109 to #106 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
alright awesome... now to learn how to download it properly :|
User avatar #165 to #109 - greycircus (10/27/2012) [-]
Just finished playing a 3 hour session of PoP warband 3 minutes ago. it was devastating. I can't control my ******* kingdom. I am against three factions which surrounds my kingdom. I know you don't care about that. But what I am trying to say is that Yes, GET FLORIS.
User avatar #167 to #165 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
no don't worry I know how that feels, in the beginning of vanilla I was sucking so bad and it was so frustrating and so long, haha. Don't worry I know that feel, so yeah haha I'll do floris :P
#263 to #167 - Shadesttone (10/28/2012) [-]
Some easy M&B tips:

1) Horse Archer = Easy Mode
2) Fight Looters, then if you're on Floris, enlist in a lord's army, get level 6-7+
3) Get Manhunters/their upgrades, a blunt weapon, and go to town on bandits
4) Sell bandit prisoners for ooooodles of money
5) Invest in **** at the guild master's in each town
6) Win the game
User avatar #265 to #263 - thepandaking (10/28/2012) [-]
that sounds sexy, I shall employ these tips in my next playthrough :3
#189 - midgman (10/27/2012) [-]
Death... BY POONTAH!
User avatar #208 to #189 - nosleep (10/27/2012) [-]
SKINNY MAAAHHNNNNN
#181 - mikepetru (10/27/2012) [-]
"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!"
#180 - timbittwo (10/27/2012) [-]
I thought I had that picture in wallpaper version. Turns out it was this one.
#182 to #180 - anon (10/27/2012) [-]
Mount & blade: Warband. Just got the game
User avatar #184 to #182 - timbittwo (10/27/2012) [-]
You will not be dissapointed.
#185 to #184 - joeywolfreturns (10/27/2012) [-]
Tis' a great game indeed. It keeps me interested hour after hour.
#76 - tehomagaman (10/27/2012) [-]
Mountin Blade anyone?
User avatar #83 to #76 - zaywoot (10/27/2012) [-]
awesome game!
User avatar #85 to #76 - ghostninja (10/27/2012) [-]
im trying to trade payday+a tf2 key ,for mount and blade warband but to no luck
User avatar #89 to #76 - theawkwardbros (10/27/2012) [-]
I want. I haven't played it yet, and this is the first time I've seen it.
User avatar #91 to #76 - warzon (10/27/2012) [-]
FOR NORDS BITCHS
*Huscarls out of the ass*
User avatar #84 to #76 - chickenfriednegro (10/27/2012) [-]
**** , I knew I saw this from somewhere. I can't believe I didn't remember even though I was playing it today.
User avatar #80 to #76 - illegalartist (10/27/2012) [-]
one of my most favorite games of all time, greater than skyrim imo
#124 to #80 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
gameplay is so much sexier than any game like skyrim, I agree. I like them the same though. but once M&B 2 comes out... it'll have good graphics AND good gameplay...
User avatar #105 to #76 - Kenmil (10/27/2012) [-]
Mount and Blade*. That game is awesome.
User avatar #149 to #105 - tehomagaman (10/27/2012) [-]
^Doesn't get the joke^
User avatar #266 to #149 - Kenmil (10/29/2012) [-]
You're right, I don't. Care to explain?
#92 to #76 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
Swadian Knight rape.   
   
All I have to say.
Swadian Knight rape.

All I have to say.
User avatar #94 to #92 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
I made my army of Vaegir knights mostly, and a good number of Swadian knights... though I admit Swadian knights are way better. I just recently took Calradia over :3
#98 to #94 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
Vaegir knights are pretty good.   
   
But yeah, Swadian knights shove their mace up your anus, and rip your intestines inside out.   
   
I've taken down armies of close to 1,000 with only 80 of them.
Vaegir knights are pretty good.

But yeah, Swadian knights shove their mace up your anus, and rip your intestines inside out.

I've taken down armies of close to 1,000 with only 80 of them.
User avatar #101 to #98 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
sheeeeiiit... but honestly 75% of the enemy lords armies are made up of ****** infantry like recruits and militia xD but still, I agree that Swadian knights **** **** up, I'm just a fan of the Bardiche...
#104 to #101 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
That too is true, enemies generally have a lot of recruits and 			****		 stuff.   
   
The bardiche is awesome, but I keep a sword and shield, simply so I can block attacks.
That too is true, enemies generally have a lot of recruits and **** stuff.

The bardiche is awesome, but I keep a sword and shield, simply so I can block attacks.
User avatar #107 to #104 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
I only like it because it was my first good weapon :P but now i use the great sword and a heavy crossbow.. it's all about that offensive damage man, haha. I can never get myself to use a shield in midieval games
#111 to #107 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
I almost always do, simply because I like being a sponge.   
   
Whether it be Skyrim, WoW, M+B, or something in between. I try to make my person as bulky and invincible as possible.
I almost always do, simply because I like being a sponge.

Whether it be Skyrim, WoW, M+B, or something in between. I try to make my person as bulky and invincible as possible.
User avatar #114 to #111 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
that's good. man I LOVE the board shield... I feel so safe and cozy in sieges, and when I get close enough I crossbow, then shield charge again and whip out my two handed and **** everyone... but I won't lie, I die a lot because of the lack of defense...
#116 to #114 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know how you feel. Just having an absolute gigantic shield that covers your entire person is just awesome and you feel so safe.
#119 to #116 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
you seem to like pokemon :P   
anyway I just can't wait til Bannerlords, I'm really looking forward to what they have added to it.
you seem to like pokemon :P
anyway I just can't wait til Bannerlords, I'm really looking forward to what they have added to it.
#123 to #119 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
Indeed I do.

Never heard of it, What's it like?
User avatar #126 to #123 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
dood, Mount and Blade: 2: Bannerlords
the sequel :3 they have a teaser on YouTube
#128 to #126 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
A SEQUEL?

I JUST SHAT MAH PANTS
#129 to #128 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
I know that feel   
it really doesn't say anything except "hey.. hey... there's a sequel" and then it shows a picture and fades to black... it truly is a teaser.
I know that feel
it really doesn't say anything except "hey.. hey... there's a sequel" and then it shows a picture and fades to black... it truly is a teaser.
#131 to #129 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
What urchins....
#133 to #131 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
I doughnut understand that reference...
I doughnut understand that reference...
#134 to #133 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
No reference.

Just calling them slimey urchins for not releasing more.
#136 to #134 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
oooooooooh... went over my head :|
I love your pokemon pics
anyway meanwhile I'm trying to not think about it too much :| the anticipation is killing me :P
and here is a thing of pokemon wallpapers, in case you don't have it or have not seen it... it's my only pokemon thing :(
#137 to #136 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
Those are really cool, I'll save those for later.

This is my current one right now.
#269 to #137 - anon (03/02/2014) [-]
#140 to #137 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
:D I love it! lol, I shall keep that, thank you sir :3   
random gif
:D I love it! lol, I shall keep that, thank you sir :3
random gif
#155 to #104 - ryander (10/27/2012) [-]
I prefer claymores. Slashing through waves of enemies is fun.
I prefer claymores. Slashing through waves of enemies is fun.
User avatar #95 to #94 - rikerwithit (10/27/2012) [-]
You see, my Khergit horde will rape and pillage your land to nothing... not even your children will be spared.
User avatar #99 to #95 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
khergits are easy as **** to raise, I had a crappy number cap though so it wasn't a good way to go for me :P
I love how it's realistic though, like the mongols were known for their numbers and whatnot.
love that game...
User avatar #103 to #99 - rikerwithit (10/27/2012) [-]
Khergit Veteran Horse Archers will wreck anything, in numbers they will defeat any army you can throw at them with at least twenty lancers for brute force. They only fail at sieges.
User avatar #108 to #103 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
ooooh I can see that, yeah :/
User avatar #113 to #108 - rikerwithit (10/27/2012) [-]
You should try to play an all khergit game though, it's amazing once you get the hang of it. I know a lot of the tricks for them, if you're interested...
User avatar #115 to #113 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
I would... but I recently beat the game and I couldn't get myself to start a new one :/ I don't know why, but it's very long as much as I love the game to death. maybe I'll make an asian woman just to get the achievements :P
User avatar #120 to #115 - rikerwithit (10/27/2012) [-]
I'm available for tips on Khergits though... Which is really the only kingdom I play. :D
User avatar #122 to #120 - thepandaking (10/27/2012) [-]
my only strategy which is really ****** , is sending my cavalry (my entire ******* army) to one side of them, close, but protected, and I run from behind and distract while I tell them to charge. It sounds so stupid but it works a lot of the time.
#142 to #94 - creamNscream (10/27/2012) [-]
That gif shall be usefull in the near future.

Than you.
User avatar #219 - daddymcswagger (10/27/2012) [-]
**daddymcswagger rolls 11** Don't forget your dubs!
User avatar #26 - pinkfloyd (10/26/2012) [-]
Mount and Blade Warband some intense ****
User avatar #28 to #26 - redking (10/26/2012) [-]
Beat me to it :P
User avatar #31 to #26 - mvainer (10/26/2012) [-]
just played it lol
#63 - krizz (10/26/2012) [-]
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HURR DURR DANISH PRIDE

WE ARE ZE REAL VKINGS, **** **** UP YA'LL

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