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They're Just Jealous of His Hand

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no EXIT IE Andy Singer
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Submitted: 10/25/2012
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#247 - anonymous (10/31/2012) [-]
with that logic all sluts are cannibals
User avatar #223 - qun (10/26/2012) [-]
if they have such a problem with masturbation, i'm sure one of them could "help" him instead
User avatar #197 - dipshitz (10/26/2012) [-]
If masturbation isn't bad

Why do I feel guilty after every time?
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#202 to #197 - brohio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #245 to #202 - mrkoolman (10/29/2012) [-]
That is 1/2 of my Halloween costume.
User avatar #195 - sketchysketchist (10/26/2012) [-]
This is so fake.
No man BUYS porn, especially not from those outdated STORES.
#246 to #193 - amidgetwalrus (10/30/2012) [-]
**amidgetwalrus rolled a random image posted in comment #177239 at Video Games Board ** I dont have one yet...Dont fail me now internet.
#244 to #193 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]
Roll Image
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#225 to #193 - imagnetsux (10/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #227 to #225 - imagnetsux (10/26/2012) [-]
maybe if i knew who that was. if i get an answer i'll watch the anime too so i'm not called a poser.
#242 to #227 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]
Just to help you not look like a poser ^.^

The anime is called Fairy tail, he has a very bad habit of not wearing a shirt
User avatar #243 to #242 - imagnetsux (10/27/2012) [-]
do you know if you can watch it online for free?
#221 to #193 - Dwarf (10/26/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at brb, goin to Hogwarts real quick **
#220 to #193 - dramallama (10/26/2012) [-]
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#216 to #193 - cokemakesyouhigh (10/26/2012) [-]
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#208 to #193 - rotucex (10/26/2012) [-]
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#207 to #193 - darsbomb (10/26/2012) [-]
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#200 to #193 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/26/2012) [-]
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#196 to #193 - sketchysketchist (10/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #198 to #192 - wizardofstuff (10/26/2012) [-]
He was walking out of an Adult Entertainment shop.
#204 to #198 - darsbomb (10/26/2012) [-]
But why are they protesting it
User avatar #210 to #204 - AdamLostTheGame (10/26/2012) [-]
It's making fun of pro-life activist dickcreams. Now it's not funny anymore.
User avatar #215 to #210 - darsbomb (10/26/2012) [-]
So there saying that fapping is like aborting a baby?
User avatar #206 to #204 - wizardofstuff (10/26/2012) [-]
Because feminists.
User avatar #217 to #206 - AdamLostTheGame (10/26/2012) [-]
Pretty sure feminists don't give a **** if you touch yourself. They only care about the objectification of woman. Not sure if that's a real word but you get it.
User avatar #222 to #217 - darsbomb (10/26/2012) [-]
So what i think you are tryng to say is that watching porn is objectifying women
User avatar #226 to #222 - AdamLostTheGame (10/26/2012) [-]
Not by my standards, but by feminist standards yes.
#191 - waffleofdoom (10/26/2012) [-]
because girls won't have sex with me. Either they have sex with me, or I keep masturbating. What's it going to be?
because girls won't have sex with me. Either they have sex with me, or I keep masturbating. What's it going to be?
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User avatar #178 - andmyaxe (10/26/2012) [-]
If masturbation is ****** , then I've committed quite the genocide over the years
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User avatar #160 to #158 - goldenpotato (10/26/2012) [-]
Of course.
#151 - MrMeatStick (10/26/2012) [-]
"i hear their periods can attract bears. BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"
"i hear their periods can attract bears. BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"
#167 to #151 - grundo (10/26/2012) [-]
Because I was bored.
Because I was bored.
User avatar #169 to #167 - grundo (10/26/2012) [-]
Apologize for the quality, it was the best I could do.
User avatar #150 - Mosai (10/26/2012) [-]
im a guy... and i would lead a rally like this JUST to piss off anti abortionists :\
User avatar #148 - roflstorm (10/26/2012) [-]
If masturbation is ******
then im goddamn psychopath
#146 - paesani (10/26/2012) [-]
If masturbating is killing, then this guy is a ******* NOOB
#141 - dengekisushi (10/26/2012) [-]
So if masturbation for men is 						******					, then a woman's period is 						******					 too.   
   
Think about it; those women say if you 						**********					, you're killing sperm which is killing life in their eyes.   
But the reason a woman has her period is because their body releases an egg and if it goes unfertilized, their body goes ape 						****					.   
So they're technically 						*********					 too because they killed an egg.
So if masturbation for men is ****** , then a woman's period is ****** too.

Think about it; those women say if you ********** , you're killing sperm which is killing life in their eyes.
But the reason a woman has her period is because their body releases an egg and if it goes unfertilized, their body goes ape **** .
So they're technically ********* too because they killed an egg.
User avatar #164 to #141 - goldenpotato (10/26/2012) [-]
Dying sperm is natural, that's like saying any sperm that doesn't get inside the egg should be mourned.

I hate that argument, people need to get a grip on what is supposed to happen and what isn't.

(I just felt like getting that off my chest)
#176 to #164 - dengekisushi (10/26/2012) [-]
I also can't believe people are stupid enough to believe that a sperm is an actual life.
It helps to create life, but it's not an actual life; it's just kinda there, you know?

I felt like adding to their non-logic.
User avatar #179 to #176 - goldenpotato (10/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, that is true. So, it's pretty much as if nothing ever died; it's only potential for life.
User avatar #182 to #179 - dengekisushi (10/26/2012) [-]
It's like making a cake--it's not a cake if you don't have all of the ingredients.

It's not a living being if you don't have the sperm and the egg.

That was a retarded comparison; I'm going to go dive off a bridge now.
User avatar #184 to #182 - goldenpotato (10/26/2012) [-]
A better example might be a plant, because it needs a seed.
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User avatar #126 - thumbingthumbing (10/26/2012) [-]
http : You need to login to view this link

this should help everyone with their problems
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