Come to Australia. Its a great place if you dont mind living in the real life version of a survival game.. I can't tell if this was meant to be a joke, or I'm just sick for making the connection... shell be right m
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#11 - derangedberger ONLINE
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(10/25/2012) [-]
I can't tell if this was meant to be a joke, or I'm just sick for making the connection...
#18 to #11 - zafara
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(10/25/2012) [-]
I'm a bit distrubed that Steve Irwin and stingrays were the first things I saw.
#12 to #11 - konradkurze [OP]
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(10/25/2012) [-]
part of an evil joke i think
#1 - fernandopolis
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(10/25/2012) [-]
related
#17 to #1 - CStubbyP **User deleted account**
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#2 to #1 - konradkurze [OP]
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(10/25/2012) [-]
lol
Australia

a land so weird Hugh Jackman gets the **** beaten out of him by the invisible man every time he jogs
#4 to #2 - fernandopolis
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(10/25/2012) [-]
i lol'd
#45 - odderotter
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(10/26/2012) [-]
I feel bad for laughing..
#13 - sepherif
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(10/25/2012) [-]
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#16 to #13 - mondprinzessin
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(10/25/2012) [-]
hero
#36 to #16 - swikkid
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(10/25/2012) [-]
*an hero
#60 to #36 - prepareuranas
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(10/26/2012) [-]
that only applies to suicidals you silly person
#61 to #60 - swikkid
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(10/26/2012) [-]
these things make sense now
#46 - xtrmbragnrytz
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(10/26/2012) [-]
This is surely fake, The "Giant spiders" section is FAR too small
#48 to #46 - sepherif
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(10/26/2012) [-]
Who says the areas don't overlap?
#50 to #48 - xtrmbragnrytz
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#51 to #50 - sepherif
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(10/26/2012) [-]
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#76 - fuggnbuggn
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(10/26/2012) [-]
Wasn't gonna thumb til I saw the Crocodile Hunter in the ocean by the stingray.
Wasn't gonna thumb til I saw the Crocodile Hunter in the ocean by the stingray.
#78 to #76 - sonicsyndicate
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(10/26/2012) [-]
TT__TT i miss steve urwin
#53 - spaceking
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(10/26/2012) [-]
I read this all in an Australian accent...
It makes it better somehow.
#54 to #53 - jesusthegardener
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(10/26/2012) [-]
I tried that, and while reading Baby Killer Dingoes I just about died.
#84 to #54 - manofbacontits
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(10/26/2012) [-]
Joo a baby?
#3 - endowedwhitegyuy
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(10/25/2012) [-]
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when a herd of kangaroos hops through the field.
The Aussie, “How big are the mice in Texas?”
#5 to #3 - makedonski
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(10/25/2012) [-]
I think I get it, but i'm not sure.
#19 to #5 - zafara
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Could you explain it to me if you do?
#24 to #19 - sonicg
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Aussies consider Roo's to be like mice I guess. That and he's one-upping the Texan who was bragging about everything he had.
#25 to #24 - zafara
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(10/25/2012) [-]
I mean the Aussie saying he used to hake a horse like the Texan's.
#26 to #25 - sonicg
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno. I guess he's just saying the guys horse was lame.
#27 to #26 - zafara
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Makedonski needs to share what he knows.......
#28 to #27 - sonicg
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(10/25/2012) [-]
makedonski sensei! Exprain this conundlum to us!
#38 to #28 - makedonski
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(10/25/2012) [-]
sonicg-san, I think aussies act like kangaroos are mice.
#39 to #38 - sonicg
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Hai! Arigato Makedonski-sama. Youl wolds of-a wisdom ale a much appleciated.
#14 to #3 - anon
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(10/25/2012) [-]
An Aussie walks into a bar and a Texan says to him " My ranch is so big it takes me from sun rise to sun set to get across it by horse." The Aussie says" I used to have a horse like that too mate."
#93 - mydogisbuff
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(10/26/2012) [-]
**** yeah Straya
#94 to #93 - konradkurze [OP]
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(10/26/2012) [-]
reminds me
i knew a guy from Oz, said he was in his mates car one day, they stopped at the lights, and a police car pulled up next to them
the mate driving gave the police an evil look and revved the engine, police met his look with one of their own and revved their engine

both revving up in challenge, soon as lights go green, mate speeds off, police come speeding up after them lights and siren going, passanger looks to his mate and said 'you silly wanker, you didnt see that coming?'
#95 to #94 - mydogisbuff
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(10/26/2012) [-]
******* classic
#77 - theannoyingFJguy
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(10/26/2012) [-]
Depends where you live in Aus.
Urban has practically no animals, Qld is dangerous as **** and NSW is pretty bad.
Oh and I guess NT is dangerous too, with all them spear people
#90 to #77 - Schwarzenegger
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(10/26/2012) [-]
Spear people??? LMFAO!!!!!
Spear people??? LMFAO!!!!!
#82 to #77 - silasdg
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(10/26/2012) [-]
Heh Spear people... Couldn't help it.
Heh Spear people... Couldn't help it.