Come to Australia. Its a great place if you dont mind living in the real life version of a survival game.. I can't tell if this was meant to be a joke, or I'm just sick for making the connection... shell be right m
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - derangedberger
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I can't tell if this was meant to be a joke, or I'm just sick for making the connection...
User avatar #18 to #11 - zafara
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I'm a bit distrubed that Steve Irwin and stingrays were the first things I saw.
User avatar #12 to #11 - konradkurze [OP]
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part of an evil joke i think
#1 - fernandopolis
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related
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User avatar #2 to #1 - konradkurze [OP]
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lol
Australia

a land so weird Hugh Jackman gets the **** beaten out of him by the invisible man every time he jogs
User avatar #4 to #2 - fernandopolis
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i lol'd
#45 - odderotter
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(10/26/2012) [-]
I feel bad for laughing..
#13 - sepherif
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User avatar #16 to #13 - mondprinzessin
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hero
User avatar #36 to #16 - swikkid
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*an hero
User avatar #60 to #36 - prepareuranas
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that only applies to suicidals you silly person
User avatar #61 to #60 - swikkid
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these things make sense now
User avatar #46 - xtrmbragnrytz
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This is surely fake, The "Giant spiders" section is FAR too small
User avatar #48 to #46 - sepherif
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Who says the areas don't overlap?
#50 to #48 - xtrmbragnrytz
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#51 to #50 - sepherif
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#76 - fuggnbuggn
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Wasn't gonna thumb til I saw the Crocodile Hunter in the ocean by the stingray.
Wasn't gonna thumb til I saw the Crocodile Hunter in the ocean by the stingray.
User avatar #78 to #76 - sonicsyndicate
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TT__TT i miss steve urwin
User avatar #53 - spaceking
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(10/26/2012) [-]
I read this all in an Australian accent...
It makes it better somehow.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jesusthegardener
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I tried that, and while reading Baby Killer Dingoes I just about died.
User avatar #84 to #54 - manofbacontits
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Joo a baby?
#3 - endowedwhitegyuy
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when a herd of kangaroos hops through the field.
The Aussie, “How big are the mice in Texas?”
User avatar #5 to #3 - makedonski
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I think I get it, but i'm not sure.
User avatar #19 to #5 - zafara
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Could you explain it to me if you do?
User avatar #24 to #19 - sonicg
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Aussies consider Roo's to be like mice I guess. That and he's one-upping the Texan who was bragging about everything he had.
User avatar #25 to #24 - zafara
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I mean the Aussie saying he used to hake a horse like the Texan's.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sonicg
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Oh, I dunno. I guess he's just saying the guys horse was lame.
User avatar #27 to #26 - zafara
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Makedonski needs to share what he knows.......
User avatar #28 to #27 - sonicg
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makedonski sensei! Exprain this conundlum to us!
User avatar #38 to #28 - makedonski
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sonicg-san, I think aussies act like kangaroos are mice.
User avatar #39 to #38 - sonicg
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Hai! Arigato Makedonski-sama. Youl wolds of-a wisdom ale a much appleciated.
#14 to #3 - anon id: d2aec021
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An Aussie walks into a bar and a Texan says to him " My ranch is so big it takes me from sun rise to sun set to get across it by horse." The Aussie says" I used to have a horse like that too mate."
#93 - mydogisbuff
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**** yeah Straya
User avatar #94 to #93 - konradkurze [OP]
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reminds me
i knew a guy from Oz, said he was in his mates car one day, they stopped at the lights, and a police car pulled up next to them
the mate driving gave the police an evil look and revved the engine, police met his look with one of their own and revved their engine

both revving up in challenge, soon as lights go green, mate speeds off, police come speeding up after them lights and siren going, passanger looks to his mate and said 'you silly wanker, you didnt see that coming?'
User avatar #95 to #94 - mydogisbuff
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******* classic
User avatar #77 - theannoyingFJguy
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Depends where you live in Aus.
Urban has practically no animals, Qld is dangerous as **** and NSW is pretty bad.
Oh and I guess NT is dangerous too, with all them spear people
#90 to #77 - Schwarzenegger
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Spear people??? LMFAO!!!!!
Spear people??? LMFAO!!!!!
#82 to #77 - silasdg
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Heh Spear people... Couldn't help it.
Heh Spear people... Couldn't help it.