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Masturbation Jar

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User avatar #39 - iregretthis (10/25/2012) [-]
If I had one of these, it'd contain enough money to pay off the United States national debt by the end of the week.
User avatar #131 to #39 - superninjamonkeyme (10/26/2012) [-]
Given that the debt is approximately 16.2 trillion dollars, even if you put a dollar coin in there, that's a lot of jacking off.
Why don't you help also help Pornhub save the boobies while you're on your quest?
User avatar #45 to #39 - TheOriginalNerd (10/25/2012) [-]
lets see

the national debt (from what i can find) is app 96 trillion as of 2011, there is one quarter in the jar

you would have had to masturbate 3.84*10^13 times

to do that in a week you would have to cum every .000000016 seconds
#66 to #45 - John Cena (10/26/2012) [-]
The national debt is only $16 trillion...
#72 to #66 - whosmokedmypot (10/26/2012) [-]
'Only'
User avatar #75 to #66 - TheOriginalNerd (10/26/2012) [-]
16 trillion due at the end of THIS YEAR

96 trillion including that and world trade loans, healthcare loans, and misc
User avatar #129 to #75 - armenhart (10/26/2012) [-]
www.usdebtclock.org i hate to be a fag but it says 16 trillion
User avatar #49 to #45 - TheOriginalNerd (10/25/2012) [-]
and the average ejaculation contains about 5ml of sperm

that means you would cum 1.92*10^14 ml of sperm
#112 to #45 - John Cena (10/26/2012) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
User avatar #126 to #112 - TheOriginalNerd (10/26/2012) [-]
god if only you could see me at parties

you would never see me at a party
User avatar #77 to #45 - lightninghedgehog (10/26/2012) [-]
well, you only pay when you masturbate, not when you finish.
User avatar #78 to #77 - TheOriginalNerd (10/26/2012) [-]
who masturbates and doesnt finish?

all in or nothing
User avatar #92 to #78 - zoidz ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
Blue ball it when someone opens the door and then your whole family just starts to go over your house for a random party/visit.
User avatar #42 to #39 - mrblueftw (10/25/2012) [-]
what porn do you watch that allows you to jack of 13.6 trillion times?
#94 - frysfrys (10/26/2012) [-]
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#74 - ningenpoop (10/26/2012) [-]
i don't have a jar
#79 to #74 - triggathepirate (10/26/2012) [-]
**triggathepirate rolled a random image posted in comment #80389 at Pokemon ** Erry body's inner jew's FW
#32 - ahoybokchoy (10/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #32 - thethreegeekid (10/25/2012) [-]
dem dipples
lwady dem dipples
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#1 - CannonFodder (10/25/2012) [-]
I'll just take this...
User avatar #37 to #1 - drhousethethred (10/25/2012) [-]
i will use this wisely
#54 to #1 - mookiez (10/25/2012) [-]
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**mookiez rolled a random image posted in comment #1425692 at MLP Friendly Board ** No ones said it yet so I'll say it. Someone will roll this herp derp etc other stuff.
#43 - gurion (10/25/2012) [-]
<----- guys face when
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#114 - darkjustifier ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
#67 - gateguardian (10/26/2012) [-]
My jar
#113 - dovahsix (10/26/2012) [-]
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#118 - moustachefingers (10/26/2012) [-]
Well then, I need to go buy myself a masturbation tub...
#155 - manbearpiglet (10/26/2012) [-]
Don't open your left desk drawer.
#136 - bunger (10/26/2012) [-]
Funny names for penis thread?!   
Pork Sword
Funny names for penis thread?!
Pork Sword
User avatar #141 to #136 - theronj (10/26/2012) [-]
Skin pistol
User avatar #142 to #141 - bunger (10/26/2012) [-]
Heat-seeking moisture missile
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User avatar #138 to #136 - twatmissile (10/26/2012) [-]
twat missile
User avatar #139 to #138 - bunger (10/26/2012) [-]
Crotch cowboy
User avatar #144 to #139 - twatmissile (10/26/2012) [-]
Cooter Shooter
User avatar #147 to #144 - bunger (10/26/2012) [-]
Otis Deepthroatis
User avatar #149 to #147 - twatmissile (10/26/2012) [-]
the punisher
User avatar #150 to #149 - bunger (10/26/2012) [-]
Perpendicular pickle
User avatar #137 to #136 - tritonsbane (10/26/2012) [-]
Dave.
#76 - hadeslord (10/26/2012) [-]
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#82 - zonryu ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
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#4 - CannonFodder (10/25/2012) [-]
**CannonFodder rolls 90**
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**mojojoejo rolls 39**
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**dritz rolls 30**
#100 to #4 - MyNameIsntCrookers (10/26/2012) [-]
**MyNameIsntCrookers rolls 25** ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS
User avatar #166 to #100 - mrkoolman (10/30/2012) [-]
Eel's.
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User avatar #30 to #19 - illogicalkhan (10/25/2012) [-]
Go kill yourself!
#135 to #19 - dildocannon (10/26/2012) [-]
Wierd how its a 1/10 chance yet theres about 30 deleted comments
User avatar #46 to #7 - myfunnyfile (10/25/2012) [-]
**myfunnyfile rolls 69** here, let me start you off.
User avatar #48 to #46 - myfunnyfile (10/25/2012) [-]
im just going to keep that
#24 to #7 - amazingman (10/25/2012) [-]
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**unknownbytes rolls 56**
#10 to #7 - John Cena (10/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 29** Here's some dubs for your dubs jar good sir.
User avatar #47 to #7 - petak ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
**petak rolls 71** here you go
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**crampypmarc rolls 40** here you go
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#27 - jibb (10/25/2012) [-]
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
#157 - asshatfartface (10/26/2012) [-]
**asshatfartface rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Oh how the world has changed **
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