Masturbation Jar. .. If I had one of these, it'd contain enough money to pay off the United States national debt by the end of the week. nigger
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#2 - theseventhalias
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#3 to #2 - theseventhalias
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(10/25/2012) [-]
here is just the last part for the lazy people.
#4 - CannonFodder
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**CannonFodder rolls 90**
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**dritz rolls 30**
#60 to #4 - mojojoejo
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**mojojoejo rolls 39**
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#100 to #4 - MyNameIsntCrookers
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**MyNameIsntCrookers rolls 25** ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS
#166 to #100 - mrkoolman
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Eel's.
#5 to #4 - CannonFodder
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#19 to #7 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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#30 to #19 - illogicalkhan
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Go kill yourself!
#36 to #30 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(10/25/2012) [-]
again?
#135 to #19 - dildocannon
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(10/26/2012) [-]
Wierd how its a 1/10 chance yet theres about 30 deleted comments
#46 to #7 - myfunnyfile
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(10/25/2012) [-]
**myfunnyfile rolls 69** here, let me start you off.
#48 to #46 - myfunnyfile
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(10/25/2012) [-]
im just going to keep that
#24 to #7 - amazingman
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**amazingman rolls 96**
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**unknownbytes rolls 56**
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#10 to #7 - anon
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(10/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 29** Here's some dubs for your dubs jar good sir.
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#47 to #7 - petak
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**petak rolls 71** here you go
#38 to #7 - crampypmarc
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**crampypmarc rolls 40** here you go
#39 - iregretthis
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(10/25/2012) [-]
If I had one of these, it'd contain enough money to pay off the United States national debt by the end of the week.
#131 to #39 - superninjamonkeyme
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(10/26/2012) [-]
Given that the debt is approximately 16.2 trillion dollars, even if you put a dollar coin in there, that's a lot of jacking off.
Why don't you help also help Pornhub save the boobies while you're on your quest?
#45 to #39 - TheOriginalNerd
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(10/25/2012) [-]
lets see

the national debt (from what i can find) is app 96 trillion as of 2011, there is one quarter in the jar

you would have had to masturbate 3.84*10^13 times

to do that in a week you would have to cum every .000000016 seconds
#49 to #45 - TheOriginalNerd
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(10/25/2012) [-]
and the average ejaculation contains about 5ml of sperm

that means you would cum 1.92*10^14 ml of sperm
#112 to #45 - anon
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(10/26/2012) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
#126 to #112 - TheOriginalNerd
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(10/26/2012) [-]
god if only you could see me at parties

you would never see me at a party
#77 to #45 - lightninghedgehog
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(10/26/2012) [-]
well, you only pay when you masturbate, not when you finish.
#78 to #77 - TheOriginalNerd
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(10/26/2012) [-]
who masturbates and doesnt finish?

all in or nothing
#92 to #78 - zoidz
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(10/26/2012) [-]
Blue ball it when someone opens the door and then your whole family just starts to go over your house for a random party/visit.
#66 to #45 - anon
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(10/26/2012) [-]
The national debt is only $16 trillion...
#72 to #66 - whosmokedmypot
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'Only'
#75 to #66 - TheOriginalNerd
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(10/26/2012) [-]
16 trillion due at the end of THIS YEAR

96 trillion including that and world trade loans, healthcare loans, and misc
#129 to #75 - armenhart
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(10/26/2012) [-]
www.usdebtclock.org i hate to be a fag but it says 16 trillion
#42 to #39 - mrblueftw
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(10/25/2012) [-]
what porn do you watch that allows you to jack of 13.6 trillion times?
#55 - sailorsmooth
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(10/25/2012) [-]
>hilarious, quality content   
   
>only 1155 thumbs with 6 hours left   
   
>other ******** and reposts on front page with twice that   
   
>I always wonder why people waste their time bitching about FJ in the comments   
   
>Couldn't help myself   
   
>**** you *****
>hilarious, quality content

>only 1155 thumbs with 6 hours left

>other ******** and reposts on front page with twice that

>I always wonder why people waste their time bitching about FJ in the comments

>Couldn't help myself

>**** you *****
#57 to #55 - anon
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(10/25/2012) [-]
This is a repost btw...
#59 to #57 - sailorsmooth
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(10/26/2012) [-]
OF ******* COURSE
OF ******* COURSE
#56 to #55 - mookiez
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(10/25/2012) [-]
well **** Your're grilled cheese.


And I called You a grilled cheese.
#83 to #61 - swooshbear
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#93 to #83 - mynameisgeorge
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(10/26/2012) [-]
Step 1. Open Google
Step 2. Click "Images"
Step 3. Drag Image

That's it, clearly you're too much of a retard to do any sort of simple action like that, right?
#162 to #93 - frienderman
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(10/27/2012) [-]
I didn't know you could do that... Cooooooooooooooooool...
I didn't know you could do that... Cooooooooooooooooool...
#95 to #93 - swooshbear
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(10/26/2012) [-]
I was just making fun of the fact that you think your some bad ass for pointing out the repost. I wasn't asking for an indepth look at the process as to how you came across the links.

Thanks anyways.
#91 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account**
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#114 - darkjustifier
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#20 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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#21 to #20 - theseventhmirror
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#32 - ahoybokchoy
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#40 to #32 - thethreegeekid
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(10/25/2012) [-]
dem dipples
lwady dem dipples
#74 - ningenpoop
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(10/26/2012) [-]
i don't have a jar
#79 to #74 - triggathepirate
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**triggathepirate rolled a random image posted in comment #80389 at Pokemon ** Erry body's inner jew's FW