Hockey. See, you can make fun of Canadians cause they wont get angry! im sorry. The only place where you' ll find Canadians actually fighting.. we dusted the states in the war of 1812 in fact the usa has never won a war that they started or didn't piggie back into... like WWII Hockey canadians sorry
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#19 - whittaker
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we dusted the states in the war of 1812
in fact the usa has never won a war that they started or didn't piggie back into... like WWII

User avatar #21 to #19 - MythBuster
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you were england during the war of 1812.. good try fag
User avatar #22 to #21 - dunkleosteus
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and you were england until after the American Revolution.
User avatar #24 to #22 - MythBuster
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yeah?? and we passed england as the most superior army in the world by ww2. what has canada done?
User avatar #25 to #24 - dunkleosteus
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no, you didn't. Take a history lesson. America sat back and watched for the beginning of WWII, industrializing and basically doing it's own ****. When Japan attacked pearl harbour you got your panties in a bunch and started ******* **** up in the pacific. It was a few months after you started fighting in Europe that the war ended not because you won the war, but because the axis didn't have enough soldiers to fight a brand new army, as they were fighting on both the western and eastern fronts.

Canada beasted **** on D Day and vimy ridge, both very important battles.

And we burnt down the white house.
User avatar #130 to #25 - ronniesan
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Except the United States fought on three separate fronts, Africa/Italy, the Pacific, and the Western Front. Canadian contributions were like an insignificant dingleberry compared to massive **** that the US took on the Axis powers.
User avatar #145 to #25 - sammyjankiis
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Don't take shots at America now buddy. I agree Mythbuster is a dumbass but dont insult our Military. And FYI we acutally started fighting in Europe way before D-Day. So why dont you take a ******* history lesson. Ever hear of a country called Italy? We fought the Germans there way before D-Day. My favorite part about your comment is saying you burnt down the white house. Why is that needed? It made no sense in your comment.
User avatar #104 to #25 - gandalfthegreat
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Actually While we werent fully engaged in WW2 from the start we did supply Britain with most of their food, weapons, tanks, planes, we basically were the guys feeding your war with things to fight with, than Peal Harbor happened and we declared war on Japan, which led to Germany and Italy declaring against us, so we entered the war and fought on both fronts, while Canada did have an important role in the DDay operations, many of them came with Americans for that battle, and almost everything Canadians fought with was American made. And 1812, you didnt burn the white house down, you burnt down the President's Mansion, we made it the White house because the burnt look needed paint and they painted it white and redid it, so thanks for making the white house what it is today, you can take credit for that.
User avatar #40 to #25 - failtolawl
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Juno was only a linkage in between the lines. Juno was an insignificant location and Canadians pushing that far that quickly was an extremely bad move that exposed both flanks. Moving quickly into enemy territory doesn't matter, just ask Hitler how well that went for him.

Adding on to that, the United States sent TONS of supplies to England prior to it's involvement. We didn't just "sit back and do our own thing". It was US generals that destroyed the underbelly of the Axis, as well as the leading commanders in both the Pacific and European campaigns.

to conclude that, the Canadians didn't burn the white house down, Native Americans posed more of a threat and killed more people than any Canadian militia did. Besides that, it was a draw, nobody lost, nobody won.
User avatar #26 to #25 - MythBuster
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*England burnt the white house* and bro i have taken many history lessons. america had no need to enter the war until it directly affected us. The US attacked some most important beaches on d-day. canada only attacked one beach you dumbass. WE WERE the reason the attack on the normandy beaches were possible in the first place. The US is the reason that europe isn't all speaking german right now
User avatar #28 to #26 - dunkleosteus
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you are a ******* dumb ass. How well did you do on those beaches huh? One of your attacks went so badly your general considered withdrawing, and the other only got 200 yards inland. While you were ******** the bed, Canada steam rolled the german forces and pushed MILES inland.
User avatar #31 to #28 - MythBuster
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you attacked Juno. JUNO WAS A ****** VILLAGE. the us attacked omaha and utah which were both HEAVILY defended military bunkers. we may have had heavy casualties but you're gonna lose men when you attack ******* concrete bunkers. we may have lost many man but we completed the mission
User avatar #32 to #31 - dunkleosteus
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look bro, history aside, I'm not the one getting all the red thumbs.....

I would stop arguing if I were you...
User avatar #34 to #32 - MythBuster
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i really couldnt give a **** less about thumbs. and you said that we only got 200 yards inland?? we secured both ******* beaches in a few hours plus we had 13,000 airborne troops dropped throughout normandy. the United States is the reason the axis lost ww2
User avatar #36 to #34 - vukzgbl
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You are both wrong, the only reason we aren't talking german is RUSSIA.
they took the worst germany had and beat them into a pulp.
Russia had 12,700,000 civilian deaths and 8,800,000 military deaths.
Americans and any other attacks or casualtie counts are a joke compared to that.
User avatar #37 to #36 - MythBuster
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soviets were so poorly trained that women were forced to fight. they had such high casualties because a lot of the fighting was done in the soviet union but they populated enough that the germans couldn't kill them fast enough. they did do a damn good job of taking a **** ton of germans out though.
#65 to #37 - oedad
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Ok guys lets look at real history for a minute. War of 1812 we burned Toronto to the ground yes the British retaliated by burning Washington but we finish with the battle of New Orleans over 2000 British soldiers were put down with the loss of less then 55 Americans so who is really ahead in that one.

Second claiming Britain has never been invaded also false Britain has been conquered many times by the Normans, the Saxons, the Romans, The Vikings, and by the Germans when you beat yourselves in a civil war and installed a German royal family on the throne.

And yes Russia did play an important role in WW2 but in truth if it wasn't for the industrial might of America they would also have been crushed by the Germans because you see even before we officially entered the war the United States supplied the majority of the weapons, ammo, and supplies which both he U.K. and the Soviet Union used to fight the Germans. Fun Fact the highest casualty rate out of any branch of the armed services of any nations was the U.S. Merchant Marine.
User avatar #72 to #65 - alooshka
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How about we just end this argument right here.
http://ca (dot) news (dot) yahoo (dot) com/blogs/daily-buzz/war-1812-looked-differently-u-despite-outcome-205628407 (dot) html
#41 to #37 - anon id: e39f955f
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None of you guy's were in those war's, shut the **** up with saying you did this and that, you guy's were nothing when the wars took place.
User avatar #47 to #34 - lulchux
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You Can't be ******* serious.
User avatar #79 to #21 - manicos
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no we were PART of the british empire as we still are today.
User avatar #20 to #19 - slapchoppin
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they got pretty ****** up in the Civil War too
User avatar #87 to #19 - biggieboy
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Doesn't matter really, does it? Sure, the Russians did a lot more to speed up the end of WW2 in Europe, but I respect everyone on the side of the "free world", including England, Canada, New Zealand,...

So yeah, congratulations I guess.
#134 to #19 - stimpiltan
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america never won a war we started.....
america never won a war we started.....
User avatar #140 to #19 - mrbuu
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What are yu talkin aboot?
User avatar #147 to #19 - furyofthestorm
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>Piggie back into.
>WWII

Japanese attack us. Canada and Britian both come to us and ASSIST us in the manhattan project because they can't do it alone.
Sure bro.
User avatar #156 to #147 - primerpower
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Japan didnt start WWII
User avatar #199 to #156 - furyofthestorm
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I never said it did? But we didn't join WWII until they attacked us.
Completely nullifying this idiots Idea that we piggie backed WWII.
We stayed out of it until provoked, then we ended it.
User avatar #200 to #199 - primerpower
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the US has never really a war they had to fight the whole way through. exlcuding spanish war that was like me hitting a baby with a bat and saying i won. WWI> they came in about half way through in full force and trample the germans and "Huurrr we won it". WWII> same **** different toilet. Vietnam> "tactical retreat". War in the middle east> theyre still there fighting...
User avatar #202 to #200 - furyofthestorm
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So if we don't start a war like complete idiots. But we come in and end it to save a lot of lives for our country and others, we didn't win?
We didn't want anything to do with WWII or Axis. We didn't pay much attention to Germany. We weren't going to start ****.
However, we got provoked, stopped the Japanese, and assisted in the downfall of Hitler.
Pretty much removed any control from the Axis powers. How is that not a win?
If you win a war you never started, that is ten times more honorable than starting a pointless war and win it.
The war of 1812 was not some big "oh America started a war they couldn't finish".
It was the first declaration of war we EVER had as our own country. And we didn't lose. We took Ontario and Lake Erie, they burned the white house. Both sides took heavy hits, and both sides repelled invasions.
No one got "dusted" and Canada did not fight that war alone in any way, shape, or form. Canada could not, and never will win a war BY themselves. America has won multiple wars we didn't even want to be a part of.
User avatar #203 to #202 - primerpower
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>the US has never really a war they had to fight the whole way through
>war they had to fight the whole way through
>fight the whole way through

i never said they have never won a war. i stated that wars that they have to start in and finish in, they never really come out with a W.

Canada might be able to win a war if we put as much money into the military as the americans do. it's a fact that canadian soldiers are much better trained than the americans though the US does have the superior technological power and sheer numbers
User avatar #205 to #203 - failtolawl
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revolutionary war
native american wars
american civil war (US triumphed)
spanish american war
mexican american war
desert storm
iraqi freedom


protip: if you don't know what you are talking about, don't talk.
User avatar #206 to #205 - primerpower
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american civil war was fought in america between americans of course america won. and like i said before spanish war was lopsided as ****. native american wars america was already into powder as the natives had spears and arrows.
User avatar #208 to #206 - failtolawl
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but it proves you wrong, actually, everything else but what you are arguing against proves you wrong.

and the civil war was between the Union (USA) and the Confederacy (not the USA)
I am talking about the country, not the people.
User avatar #204 to #203 - furyofthestorm
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While as a single soldier Canadian soldiers are better trained, they are not trained as well in a group as Americans. American soldiers are trained in brigades, to work well in very large groups. We also have more resources to train our soldiers with.
In the end, none of this matters. That war was a very long time ago, and is rarely remembered by anyone in Britian.
I just think it's sad that Canada just HAS to bring up the war of 1812 and pretend that they won it when anything American comes along.
Enjoy the free health care and competent media. Let us have have our war pride and powerful military.
User avatar #207 to #204 - primerpower
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if some of the money spent on military was spent on healthcare or something that could benefit everyone. and i think its not the military that pisses everyone off, its the attittude that most americans have towards the matter " hurrrr merca we am greatest in worl" i dont have a problem with americans that are level headed. its the stuck up holier than thou ones everyone hates.
User avatar #209 to #207 - furyofthestorm
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You act as if we are the only one.
Not all Americans are fat gun toting rednecks.
There are PLENTY of other countries that instantly jump to insulting America, when they are no better than we are. Canadians are a prime example. Not all of them, but you notice it quite a bit on the internet.
User avatar #210 to #209 - primerpower
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i never claimed that all americans were hillbillies. its just they are usually the first ones the rub the fact that theyre americans in everyones face. when osama was killed is a great example, when the president made that statement its as if no one else had assisted them in the war "MERCA MERCA MERCA" even though it took them 11 years to find a guy hiding inn a mansion (yes i know he wasnt there the whole time but for a good portion of it)
User avatar #75 to #19 - spirallizard
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The war of 1812 was considered a draw, because no sides made significant gains and american revolution...
And why would we want to start a war?
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User avatar #142 to #19 - sammyjankiis
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I like how a content about hockey turned into some asshole like you taking a shot at America.
User avatar #39 to #19 - failtolawl
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biggest. myth. ever.
User avatar #61 to #19 - therevanchist
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1. First Barbary War
2. Second Barbary War
3. Mexican-American War
4. American Civil War (if we're counting the Union as being representative of the U.S.)
5. Spanish-American War

Arguing over the defeats of a nation that was less than 30 years old going against the hegemonic power and its colonies is pretty pointless.
User avatar #76 to #61 - arandomanon
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Spanish-American war you say? Please, that wasn't a war, that was a ******* joke: the spanish had wooden ships while the american had alredy ironclads. The spanish fleet couldn't even shoot because the range of their cannons wasn't long enough so the american ironclads just shoot at will. While the spanish fleet was more or less completly destroyed, the americans only lost one... and when I say one I mean one GUY not a boat. That wasn't a war, that was a joke for the americans and a disaster for the spanish
User avatar #105 to #76 - therevanchist
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I'm not saying it wasn't a joke, I'm saying it was a declared war that the United States won. The comment I replied to stated that the United States has never won a war that it started.
User avatar #132 to #61 - stimpiltan
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dont forget iraq war and killing saddam.
User avatar #135 to #132 - therevanchist
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I didn't include that mainly because it was supposed to be a coalition thing. Also, the fight was supposed to be on terrorist groups, so a win over the Iraqi army wouldn't constitute an immediate victory. But in terms of country on country warfare, yes, the United States won that engagement.
#128 to #61 - ronniesan
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cough** korea too
cough** korea too
User avatar #131 to #128 - therevanchist
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I didn't include Korea mainly because it was pretty much a stalemate. After China got involved both sides ended up basically where they started, although I suppose that doesn't contradict the U.S's main war goal there.
User avatar #133 to #131 - ronniesan
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North Korea takes over South, US liberates S. Korea. I'd say that's a win. If nothing else we allowed Gangnam style to become a thing in the future and thats gotta be worth something in itself
User avatar #137 to #133 - therevanchist
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I would also probably say that was a win if I was forced to give an answer, but I figured there would be someone that would flip out and say that Americans always take credit for everything and start a ********* over that, which was not my goal.
User avatar #30 to #19 - colonelvanillahawk
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War of 1812?... Every time Canada, every single time.

It was fought in Canada, by The British and The United States. But if you guys want to take credit for it, that's cool too.
User avatar #125 to #30 - capinsquiggles
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All I'll say is this
The british settlers who fought and won the war of 1812 became some of the first settlers to become part of Canada, so their victory became Canada's victory as well, which is why we bring it up every time we get the chance
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User avatar #35 to #33 - colonelvanillahawk
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Britain recognize their Independence in 1783 at The Treaty of Paris?
#83 to #30 - yofutofu
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This pisses me off so ******* much when Americans say this. IT WAS CANADIAN MILITIA-MEN WEARING RED COATS TO MAKE THE AMERICANS BELIEVE THEY WERE FIGHTING HIGHLY TRAINED BRITISH SOLDIERS. Seriously, get it right.
This pisses me off so ******* much when Americans say this. IT WAS CANADIAN MILITIA-MEN WEARING RED COATS TO MAKE THE AMERICANS BELIEVE THEY WERE FIGHTING HIGHLY TRAINED BRITISH SOLDIERS. Seriously, get it right.
User avatar #121 to #83 - fyaq
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is that a picture of you being wrong?
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#86 to #85 - yofutofu
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Yes, My  jimmies are ******* rustled to unbelievable levels.
Yes, My jimmies are ******* rustled to unbelievable levels.
#116 - pineappletime
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suddenly everyone in the comment section is a historian/war expert.
there's also a lot of
"HURRDURR AMERICA SUX AND IS TEH WORST CUNTRY EVAR CANADIA FTW"
"HURRDURR FUK U CANADIA U SUX ND MERICA IS BETTURR THAN U"
you know what really sux? that I can't look at some ************* funny pictures without a ************* argument in the comment section.
User avatar #120 to #116 - nothingatall
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but that's the best part, I love those arguments
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**funnyjunkforlife rolls 71** not dubs
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#94 to #88 - nidhugg
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Comment Picture
User avatar #96 to #94 - funnyjunkforlife
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that really got me laughing
#95 - thatguywhoposts
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Bitch please
#57 - connordude
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User avatar #117 to #57 - Wazzy
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Have you ever had a blister on your pitching hand? It hurts so bad that you cant throw a ball because the seams cut into your skin and hurt like a bitch.
User avatar #148 to #117 - connordude
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have you ever taken a slapshot to the face?
User avatar #59 to #57 - sketchE
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it was already stated before all of thee injuries actually affect the players performance and repeated agrivation of the injury could lead to serious damage to the individual. als o adrian peterson (football player pictured) had a torn acl an injury that can end a career but he was back within 8 months
User avatar #66 to #57 - richardastley
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3U1xChTmTM&feature=related

"Your nose is broken. You'd better wear a cage just in case you get hit again."
"lol Nope!"
User avatar #107 to #66 - connordude
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One of the best Redwing players
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User avatar #196 to #161 - richardastley
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If it was for lack of effort, he wouldn't be playing for Babcock. He's a streaky as any other player, but when he hits his good games, he plays like 1998 Eric Lindros or 2002 Todd Bertuzzi. He's solid and unstoppable in those games because he finds his talent at its peak, and he still works like a mule.
#67 to #57 - iwanttousenumbers
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Breaks his leg


Comes back and wins the Stanley Cup in the same night
#108 to #67 - newfagsrus
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Got throat slit. Walks to the locker room.
#112 - MillionsKnives
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Except, of course, for the lockout.
User avatar #113 to #112 - connordude
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User avatar #103 - dachief
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It doesn't count because they apologize after the game.
User avatar #46 - lulchux
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we were in ww2 before us showed up.
User avatar #27 - nyrintriball
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Meanwhile, hockey lockout in North America.
User avatar #29 to #27 - lolwatthe
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So we fight about that.
#68 to #27 - iwanttousenumbers
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mfw lockout
mfw lockout